[opening theme plays]
♪ Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff, Kiff Kiff, Kiff, Kiff ♪
♪ Kiff! ♪
[chuckles]
[both laughing]
[woman] Brought to you by Toad Bucket.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
[school bell rings]
[groans]
Oh, mysterious faculty lounge,
what wonders do you hold?
I mean, a place for the teachers to lounge?
[sighs] It must be
an academic wonderland in there...
Oh, wow!
[Prince] ...fascinating that I wouldn't share
with my students, they don't deserve it.
Eye in the sky tells us of a discovered galaxy.
Where are we on that incredible pendulum?
You gumdrops trying to see inside the lounge again?
Ha! Good luck, no student has ever seen inside.
I'm going in.
Yes?
We, uh,
have a question for Miss Deer Teacher.
- Is she in there? - Afraid not. Nobody is.
Whoa! I'm supposed to be in the cafeteria
sampling new tater tots.
Kiff. Barry.
[groans]
[gasps] There! There!
The door's still open.
Cover me!
[gasps]
[clock ticking]
Mmm. This place is a dump.
"Teacher coming!!"
"Hide!!!" [gasps]
Oh, no!
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
No students allowed!
I should expel you just for looking in there.
Whoa! Sorry, Mr. RiPeppa!
I didn't see anything!
[grunting in pain]
Go so many obstacles in this hallway.
[suspenseful music plays]
[deeply sighs]
[joints popping]
Alone in the lounge at last!
[chuckles heartily]
[happily groans] Whoa!
That feels good.
I wonder what's for lunch today,
eh?
Hmm.
"Property of Miss Deer Teacher."
Heh. We'll see about that.
Ooh. Hello.
[chomping food loudly]
That was a scrumptious sandwich.
No part of me feels complicated about this.
Just got to get rid of the evidence. Ooh...
I just witnessed a theft of a delicious sandwich
by a remorseless monster who's in charge
of an entire class of children!
I've got to get out of here.
Barry, find a way
to get Mr. RiPeppa
out of lounge.
Bad news, RiPeppa, a student just told me
your car is being toad.
- What? - Yeah.
Toads all over it.
Oh, no! I gotta deal with this.
I will assist.
Wait. You know what?
They can have it. I've been trying
to get rid of that clunker for years.
Heh. I want to live!
The man wants to live.
Aw, man!
Now, what was that?
Hey, you ever think
the couch would look better over there?
I have.
Yikesee. Ooh! Ahh!
Nothing under the couch.
Why would you say that?
Usually you see things
that end up under there--
wrappers, tennis balls and whatnot.
Oh, yeah, the couch is incredible over here.
Finally, a good location for the couch!
Hey, let's see how many teachers we could fit on this thing, eh?
Hey, Helen, Miss Deer Teacher,
Secretary Prince! Sweepy! Get in here!
- You gotta see this. - [all clamoring]
[groans] No...
Stunning.
Oh, everyone grab a seat.
Hope we all fit.
What fun.
[Miss Deer Teacher laughs]
[ominous theme playing]
[all exclaim]
[clamoring]
Pushing this couch to the limit.
Kind of hot with us all crammed on the couch.
Should I turn on the fan?
- [Helen] Oh, yes! - [RiPeppa] Crank her up.
[RiPeppa] Let her rip.
[groans]
[Miss Deer Teacher] Coffee's ready!
Grab your mugs.
Mine's in front, as it should be.
Oh, mine is also in the front.
- [Secretary Prince] And mine. - [Miss Deer Teacher] And mine.
- [Sweepy] And mine. - [RiPeppa] And mine.
Oh, what a magical day we're having!
[panting]
[cell phone buzzing]
"Barry. Forget toads. It didn't work.
Create a diversion on playground!"
You got it, Kiff.
It didn't work! You guys can get outta here!
[ribbits]
Ooh, I'm getting kind of hungry.
Maybe I'll grab my sandwich from the fridge.
[clearing throat loudly]
[spoon swirling in cup]
[slurps]
[exhales]
[slurps]
[tape stretching]
[slams]
[shakers shifting]
What is happening?
[paper tearing]
[dings]
Oh, boy, heh,
have I had a day!
♪ 10 a.m. this morning I was teaching up a storm ♪
♪ And I thought It was going well ♪
♪ But the whole class Started yawning ♪
♪ Today I wore My brand new sneaks ♪
♪ I think they're neat But this kid asked me ♪
♪ Are those bananas On your feet? ♪
I guess 'cause They're yellow? Ugh.
♪ Teaching is hard But we love it anyway ♪
♪ Tell us about your day! Hey! Tell us about your day! ♪
♪ Graded papers through lunch Haven't eaten a bunch ♪
♪ I just want my sammy Am I asking for too much? ♪
♪ I was taking a nap Dreaming I was on a beach ♪
♪ But my students woke me up They wanted me to teach ♪
♪ There was a food fight In the cafeteria at noon ♪
♪ I took a look and said I'm gonna need a bigger broom ♪
♪ I spent The morning scrubbing ♪
♪ Ugh, what a chore ♪
♪ Some prankster wrote an F ♪
♪ Before the "ART" On my door ♪
You see what I'm dealing with here?
"F" and then "ART". So it spells fart.
♪ Teaching is hard But we love it anyway ♪
♪ We'll make it Through the day! Hey! ♪
♪ We'll make it Through the day! ♪
I've been on my feet all day.
Help! Oh, help!
Darryn, get out of here, man.
What are you doing?
Hey, a kid's tangled up in the swings.
[slurps]
[Barry, in distance] Help!
[gasps] Now's my chance.
Thank you, Barry.
[tense music plays]
Hey, did you do the song without me?
Is it because last time I rhymed pencil with pencil?
Huh? They're looking away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Uh...
[ribbits]
Help!
Ah, not to worry.
I shall extract the child
from the swings.
Didn't know that was a thing.
But, uh, thank you, Sweepy.
Uh, well, all, almost end of the day.
When that bell rings, I can split.
- [school bell rings] - Yes!
Hey, someone ate my sandwich!
That's the fourth time this month.
What am I going to eat now, huh?
An apple? I can't eat another apple.
I just can't!
Oh, no, I always give her apples.
This will not stand. No one leaves this room
until we identify the bread and meat thief.
[ominous music plays]
[all groan]
Lock the door, Secretary Prince.
We'll stay here all night if we have to.
Unfortunate, as I was supposed to go to the airport
to retrieve our new guidance counselor,
Ms. Foodcake, who no one has met yet.
What? You don't even know what she looks like?
No one does. She had a phone interview.
I was just gonna hold up this card with her name on it.
I'm really proud of it. I spent all night making it.
I used three colors.
[tense music plays]
- [all chattering then stop] - Greetings.
I'm Ms. Foodcake.
[all extending greetings]
My flight landed early, so I took a taxi.
Didn't want to be a bother.
Ha! Splendid.
And I see you've already familiarized yourself
with the faculty lounge closet.
Perfect.
Yes. Excellent closet.
Now, I think I ought to head to my, uh, hotel
and get some sleep.
Of course, Ms. Foodcake.
Now, where were we?
[overlapping dialogue]
Just leave the faculty lounge, Kiff.
Uh, this is tearing us apart.
This is breaking my heart, people.
Oh, there's no use. I say we give up.
[overlapping dialogue]
A lounge divided will not stand!
- [Kiff] Everyone, please! - [teachers quiet]
You all work so hard.
It's not worth it to be stuck here all night.
So I'm sure the sandwich thief will confess
because he understands
how precious your time is.
Oh, won't you help us solve this,
Mr. Ri...
Peppa?
Okay, RiPeppa, she's obviously saying
that you took the sandwich.
Heck, part of the rapper is stuck to your shoe.
[RiPeppa] Oh...
RiPeppa, how could you?
Uh, how's that kid in the swing, by the way?
There will be consequences, RiPeppa.
Thank you, Ms. Foodcake.
I can tell you will be an asset to Table Town School.
You have brought this
upon yourself, RiPeppa.
[ominous music plays]
[Sweepy grunting]
I'll go get the World Encyclopedia.
[Sweepy groans]
Hey, Barry.
Who are you?
Oh, hey, Kiff.
Let's get you out of there.
Oh, Barry, I've had a day and a half.
[Barry yelps]
I learned so much about teachers!
They're-- They're people, Barry!
People with hopes, dreams and fears!
Just like us. Let's go home.
We gotta make Miss Deer Teacher a sandwich.
Come on. I'll make you one, too.
[Barry] Uh, all right.
Oh. Heh. All right.
- [frog ribbits] - [Barry] Gimme your shoulder.
Thank you.
[chime sounds over P.A.]
Hello? Are you Principal Secretary?
No? Oh.
Hi. Are you Principal Secret--?
- Okay, no. - [frog ribbits]
Um... Uh, sorry.
- Hello? - [ribbits]