[theme music playing]
Ralph? Ralph!
Ralph Phillips! You're daydreaming again.
I told you to stay close to me.
After all, we still have plenty of shopping to do.
Why, there's the shoe store, the perfume counter at Lacy's,
we have to get a gift for your Auntie Sue...
[groans]
...and get you some new clothes for back to school.
Now, stop dragging your feet and let's go.
Oh, do we have to?
Yes, we have to,
and we're not leaving until I'm finished.
Now, let's see here.
Oh! Now, this is cute.
[sighs wearily]
[roaring]
Looks like it's my lucky day.
I've been in the market for a bear skin rug.
[roaring]
Hold still, will ya?
Get off of me, ya overstuffed teddy bear!
-[Ralph struggling] -[Mrs. Phillips] Ralph!
If only I could look around for five minutes
without you getting into trouble.
There!
That oughta keep you out of trouble for a bit.
[music playing on ride]
[dramatic music playing]
[snickers] Fool around with me, will you?
[laughing]
[gasping]
[all laughing]
For heaven's sake, Ralph! You're going to catch a cold.
Now let's go.
I thought I told you ninjas to stay out of Gotham.
Well, this is the last time.
[grunting]
[panting]
[clears throat]
Ralph Phillips!
What has gotten into you? We are leaving.
Wait until your father hears about this.
[sighs] The slammer's a rough place,
but it sure beats shopping for clothes.
Hi, everyone.
It's duck season,
but guns are frowned upon in today's cartoons. So...
I'll have to use a different strategy,
like the magic of holograms.
[chuckles]
Now, let's see here.
There it is! A digital duck decoy.
[hologram whooping]
Say... Now that's something!
I wonder what this button does.
Hmm, that's no good.
Oh! Hello, handsome.
What do you say you and me get some lunch?
[theme music playing]
[sputtering] Golly, Petunia,
this has been such a great birthday.
You sure did spoil me.
Well, Porky,
now that you've opened up all your presents,
there's still one more thing for you
to enjoy on your birthday.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
I've been waiting all year for this.
[both] It's cake time!
That's right, and it's not just any cake.
Not just any cake?
Uh-huh.
I baked this one all by myself.
A homemade cake! I can hardly wait.
Oink, oink!
Actually, I have never baked a day in my life.
Don't tell Porky. [giggles]
This cake means so much to my Porky,
and I just want him to have the best birthday ever!
[Porky] Oh, boy,
I even got my custom cake knife all shined and ready to go.
I can't wait to taste a slice.
I'm ready for my cake, darling.
Oh, I'm sorry, Porky,
but there's actually no cake this year.
I see.
[gasps]
[sputtering] You need any help in there, sweetums?
Oh, uh, no. I... I'm just adding the finishing touches.
[giggles]
Oh, no! What am I gonna do?
I can't disappoint Porky with no cake.
And the bakery is closed by now.
Oh! I know.
I can actually bake him a cake.
How hard can it be?
Okay, let's see.
First thing, get big bowl.
Bowl, bowl, bowl!
[gasps] Bowl!
[exclaims]
Hmm. Next, add some flour.
[gasps] Flour, flour... and flower!
Okay. One teaspoon of oil.
[gasps] Oil!
Only synthetic for my Porky.
Phew! Now, eggs, eggs...
Oh, not enough time to check the fridge!
-[door closes] -[rustling]
[crashing]
[sighs] This oughta do.
[gasps] Wow! Looks like someone wants to help me bake.
Whoa!
I can almost taste that homemade cake now.
[Petunia shouting, struggling]
[giggles] Talk about farm fresh ingredients.
Huh. I wonder what's taking so long in there.
Maybe I'll go check up on her.
Oh! Hiya, Porky.
Uh, what you doing over here?
'Cause I'm just... [chuckling] uh, looking for the candles.
Oh, I know exactly where they are.
Oh. [chuckles] Me too.
Look, they're right over there.
Oh, really?
'Cause I could have sworn they were in the--
-[Porky snoring] -[Petunia struggling]
Just take a quick nap,
and I'll be right out with that cake.
That should buy me enough time.
And now we mix the ingredients.
Now, let's see. The next step says to--
[gasps] Oh, no! My book!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Aah!
And now, to bake it.
[Porky sputtering] What the... Cake.
Is the cake ready--
[speaking indistinctly]
Just one more minute, Porky.
[snoring] That's all, folks.
Let's speed this up a bit.
Huh. That should do it.
It should be ready in no time.
[gasps]
Hey! Not too shabby for a first-time baker.
And now for the candle.
There.
Oh. [mumbles]
Huh?
[giggles] Happy birthday, Porky!
Oh, wow. A homemade cake from my sweetheart.
[sputters] What more could a pig wish for?
[inhales]
Go ahead, have a slice.
Don't mind if I do.
Uh, are you sure this cake is safe to eat?
Of course it is, silly.
I followed a recipe.
Tell me what you think.
Oh... Okay.
[laughs nervously]
[sputters] What harm can it do?
Enjoy.
Oh, Porky, I'm so sorry.
I never meant for this to happen.
It's okay, Petunia.
With that cake buried, we're both safe now.
Maybe we can go out for some pie instead.
Oh! Sound good to me,
as long as it doesn't have snake eggs.
[Porky sputters] Best birthday ever.
[theme music playing]