[theme music playing]
[narrator] Long ago in feudal Japan,
under the rule of the shogun emperor,
mighty samurai warriors protected the land with nobility and virtue.
No, not him!
Over there.
Hmm? What you making there?
I'm making a nutritious salad and I'm about to toss in this here eggplant.
You like eggplant, Doc?
That's the shogun's vegetables you're using, you dern thieving usagi.
And as per the code of the samurai,
you're to be keel-hauled for your dishonorable dinner.
Ha!
Eh, that's a mighty fine poking stick you got there.
Perfect for a veggie shish kebab.
Oh, you darn rabbit! This ain't for shish kabobbering.
This here is a genuine katanar sword.
It can slice through anything.
Anything you say, Doc?
-How about this mango? -[shouts]
-How about this watermelon? -[shouts]
-These strawberries? -[shouting]
This crater of dragon fruit and bananas?
[shouting]
Incredible!
This is the best fruit salad I've ever seen.
This is just one of several edible creations
you can make with the Swifty Samurai Katana.
Only $19.99 if you call in now.
Gosh, I could sure use one of those.
[grunting]
[chuckling]
I think his sword is a little sharper than he is.
[shrieks]
I'm gonna tan your hide, rabbit.
[shrieks]
You gall dern buck-tooth monkey--
[yelling] Yow!
Maybe now I can relax and get some decent grub.
[Sam yelling]
Uh-oh.
[Sam yelling]
Trying to fish from the shogun's pond, eh?
[Bugs] You, how dare you swim in the shogun's pond.
[gasps] General!
Uh, well, you see, there was a--
And I-- And then, um--
[Bugs] You have defiled this sacred place
with your dishonorable body odor.
Ooh, uh, but... but I've been using the cream.
[Bugs] Enough!
Come out and face the consequences.
Are you ready to make your final sacrifice as a samurai warrior?
I fear nothing.
So what do you think of the new you?
[gasping]
You left me with nothing but a bonnysai tree on my noggin.
[Bugs] Oh, you wanted a full trim?
There you go. Smooth as silk.
Wait a dern minute! You're that rabbit.
[yelling]
You can't hide from Samurai Sam forever.
Muah!
[yelling]
Ohh, boo-hoo-hoo! Ohh, boo-hoo-hoo!
[sobbing]
What's the matter, little lady?
Oh, dear.
There is news that our village will soon be ransacked by a renegade samurai.
He will rob us all and steal our crops.
What? Ransack the shogun's town, will he?
Don't you worry none, darling,
Samurai Sam will vanquish that bushido bandito.
Really?
You will save us from the one they call the Demon of the Mountain?
He'll be under the mountain once I'm done with him
'cause I am the swiftest, slashing-est, rip-roaring-est sword slinger
this side of Mount Fuji.
Finally, a warrior brave enough to face the Demon of the Mountain,
slayer of a million-and-one men.
You're darn tooting! I ain't afraid of... Wait.
Did you say a [stammering] million?
And one.
[gulping and exhales]
Oh, look! There he is now! Marching out of the West.
Uh, maybe we could just talk it out?
Quickly, quickly! Strike him down, brave warrior.
Stop!
The deed is done.
You are already dead!
[wind whooshes]
Done?
What do you mean, done?
[Bugs] Boo-hoo! Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
He was such a brave warrior! [sobbing]
[gasping]
The dark specter of death.
This mean I've gone to the great beyond?
It's... beautiful.
Well, if I'm gonna march to the great beyond, at least I'll do it with honor.
-[canvas rips] -[Sam yelling]
[crashes]
[wind whooshing]
Gee, I guess I really made the little guy... sore.
[chuckling]
[theme music playing]
[buzzing]
[explosion]
[hissing]
[theme music playing]
Oh, no! It's... It's the...
the monster!
[screams]
[woman screams]
[stammering] Nothing like a stormy night to enjoy a monster movie, eh, Daffy?
[shuddering]
[chuckles nervously]
Yeah, I love monster movies.
Aw, Daffy. You have nothing to be scared about.
It's just a movie. Monsters aren't real.
Scared? Who? Me? I'm not scared.
[thunder breaking]
[power outage]
[Daffy yelling] The monster's going to get us! We're all doomed!
[Porky] Daffy, it's just a power outage.
We... We just have to... reset the fuse box.
[Daffy] But how are we going to find the fuse box in the dark?
[Porky] Lucky for us, I'm prepared for...
such a situation.
Let's see here. Um... Ah-ha!
There we go. See?
It's the deadly glow of the monster's evil eye!
[flashlight shatters]
[Daffy] Phew.
[Porky stammering] Daffy! [sighs]
Eh, that was my only flashlight.
[Daffy] Huh? Better safe than sorry.
[Porky] Look, there's... nothing here in the dark
that isn't here in the... light,
especially... monsters.
Now, let's find that fuse box.
[Daffy gasps] Don't leave me!
[Daffy shuddering]
[Porky] It's... gotta be around somewhere.
[Daffy yelling] It's the monster!
-[lightning breaks] -[Daffy yelling]
Oh! Oh. It's just my equipment from band camp.
[clatters]
[Porky stammering] Daffy, come on!
[Daffy yelling]
Take him first!
[thunder breaks]
It's just a houseplant.
-Now stop overreacting! -[thunder breaks]
What is it, Porky?
Porky? Why aren't you talking?
Porky? Porky!
[yelling] Porky, speak to me!
[screaming] What did he do to you?
[thunder breaking]
[stammering] Daffy, come on, will you?
You're being... ridiculous.
-Huh? -[thunder breaking]
[piggy bank shatters]
[Daffy] Porky, wait! There he is.
Look at the monster watching us with those cold, dead eyes.
Oh, my gosh!
It's even more hideous than I imagined.
[Porky stammering] Daffy, it's just my... reflection,
and I'm looking pretty good, if I... do say so myself.
[mirror shatters]
[thunder breaking]
[Porky resentfully] Let's keep moving.
Oh, okay. I think we're... pretty close.
[thunder breaks]
This may be a little too close.
[Porky] Sorry. [chuckling]
[stammering] Wrong turn.
[water dripping]
[Daffy] I think we're getting warmer.
[thunder breaks]
Oh, okay, I think things are... finally starting to look up for us.
[thunder breaking]
[both screaming]
[crashes]
[Daffy groans]
[Porky] Maybe we should split up.
[Daffy] Anything you say, Porko.
[thunder breaks]
[thunder breaking]
[both screaming]
[crashing]
[Porky] Okay, okay, we can get out of this.
Just... deep breaths and... relax.
[both sighing]
I... think it's this direction.
[Daffy] You sure about that? 'Cause I don't see nothing.
Oh, what do you know? You're right.
Lights are on in here.
Oh. [giggling nervously]
My mistake.
Wee!
[tires screeching]
Whoo-hoo!
[Porky sternly] Daffy!
[Daffy] Yes, Porky?
[Porky] We... We're never gonna get to the fuse box at this rate.
[thunder breaking]
Hey, the fuse box. We found it.
And just like I told you, no... no monster in sight.
I'm just going to... flip the switch,
and the power should be back to normal and...
[power restoring]
Easy as that.
Gee, Porky. Maybe you were right.
Monsters are not real.
[in deep voice] Oh, really? 'Cause that's news to me.
[stuttering]
[both] Monster!
[in high-pitched voice] What'd I say? What'd I say?
[theme music playing]