[theme music playing]
[thunder rumbling]
[grunting]
My invention is finally ready.
Now all I need is the proper animal specimen to test it with.
Oh, drat. Not a single one left.
Delays, delays.
Gossamer.
[growling]
I need you to run an errand, Gossamer.
[creaking]
Go out and find me a small test subject.
And please try to bring it back in one piece this time.
There. You know, with the price of carrots going up,
I gotta find a roommate to help me pay rent.
Whoop!
[growling]
Got it. [whistling]
Oh, hey. Are you here about the room?
Of course you are.
Well, come on in. I'll give you a tour.
This here's the kitchen. Here's the dining room, the living room,
and this here's my room.
And over here is your room.
Well, I think that just about covers it.
So what do you say? You want to be roommates?
Oh, good! Fantastic.
Aww! The big guy's all tuckered out.
[yawning]
Boy, what a long day.
[sighing]
I guess finding a roommate takes a lot out of you.
Huh?
Hey, where's my night mask?
[groaning]
It probably fell under the bed again.
Ah, there it is.
[sighing]
All right.
Time for beddy-bye.
[rips]
[screaming]
Huh? [exclaims] What was that?
[shouts] Hey! What are you doing in my bed?
Oh, I see.
Were you having a little nightmare, big guy?
I guess sleeping in a new place can be pretty scary.
I know! A little late-night snack will cheer you up.
[growling]
[Bugs] Ah, let's see what we got here.
[humming]
Hard-boiled eggs, leftover pizza, pig knuckles...
Ah, here we go.
A nice, big hoagie.
Thanks for cutting it, Doc.
Half for you, half for me.
Bleh!
Mmm.
Wow! Finished yours already?
-Here, you can have mine, buddy. -[gags]
[choking]
Sure is delicious, ain't it?
[choking]
[gasps]
Oh, no! You're choking!
-I got ya, buddy! -[Gossamer groaning]
Don't worry, I got this.
-Hyah! Hyah! -[Gossamer groaning]
[groans]
[Gossamer yelling]
[crashes]
[wheezing]
There now. Feeling better, Red?
[vomits]
-Ugh, gross. -[wheezing]
No good deed goes unpunished.
I got to wash this gunk off of me.
[groaning]
[upbeat music playing on radio]
[scatting]
[growling]
[grunting]
Hey, buddy, do you mind? I'm taking a bath here!
-[Gossamer grunting] -[loud banging]
Wait your turn, will ya?
-[Gossamer grunting] -[loud banging]
All right, all right. I'm getting out. Geez.
[growling]
This better be an emergency.
[skidding]
The nerve of some people, I tell you.
Bathroom's all yours, Your Majesty.
[struggling]
And don't forget to clean the drain when you're done.
-[electricity crackling] -[yelling]
[groaning]
The nerve of that guy.
Maybe having a roommate wasn't such a good idea after all--
[groans]
All right, Mac. I've been more than patient with your behavior,
but you've been acting like a complete monster!
I mean, I could accept your giant, menacing claws...
[nervously] Your... ferocious, yellow fangs?
[exclaims] And... And... your large, evil eyes?
And your... your...
[whimpers]
You're perfect just the way you are.
[chuckles nervously]
[growling]
[whooshing]
[growling]
-Hmm? -Sammy boy!
What? No hug for your dear old mother?
You know, I had to find this place all on my own
'cause you didn't call and tell me you moved.
Not that you ever call.
And I can see why you didn't want me to see this place.
It's a total pigsty.
-Hmm? -Come on, you got work to do.
Dust this furniture!
Sweep these floors!
Clean this toilet!
We're not done yet, mister.
-Wash these dishes! -[exclaiming]
Vacuum the floor!
[groans]
Empty the trash!
Wash your laundry!
Now clean these rugs and make your bed!
And for the last time, every 5,000 miles, you need to change your oil!
You know, son, I don't think you're responsible enough to take care of yourself.
So I've decided that I'm moving in.
[screaming]
Ooh, that lazy monster.
If you want something done right, you have to do it--
[powering up]
[electricity crackling]
Well, that's one way to avoid paying rent.
[theme music playing]
[sighs] Finally.
Oh, hello.
I'm all done installing my very own custom satellite dish.
Ooh, I'm so excited to start watching all those prestige TV dramas.
Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!
I can't wait to see what's on.
[TV turns on]
Oh, well. At least there's thousands of other channels.
Hey, what kind of nature network is this?
Dang, blasted, duck bottoms!
Time to go find out what's wrong with my satellite.
Huh?
[steaming]
[yelling] Hey! What are you doing in there?
Oh, heya, chum.
I was just flying by and I saw the perfect place to build a nest.
So here I am. All settled in to the new pad.
There's even room for a mini fridge.
Mmm.
And you can't beat this view, either.
Are you crazy or something, Duck?
Why do you ask?
Because you can't live there!
I can't?
Shouldn't I get a two-weeks' notice or something?
I got your two-week notice right here.
One, two.
[Daffy screaming]
Good riddance.
Hopefully, that solves my TV problem.
Now then, let's try this again.
[dramatic music playing]
Oh, boy! A murder mystery. Now that's more like it.
The evidence presented henceforth has allowed me to draw a conclusion
to this murder mystery.
I deduce that the killer is...
[gasps]
...is-- Oh, my word!
[clattering]
[growling]
Hey, you vagrant duck! I told you you can't live there!
And I'm not.
I'm renting it out to other ducks.
Sorry about this guy, Frank.
Great property.
Terrible neighbors.
Terrible neighbor's, huh?
I can't live next to terrible neighbors.
Now, give me back my security deposit.
[chuckles nervously]
[gulps]
[birds chirping]
Well, now that there's a vacancy, maybe I can just move back in?
Seeing as I still need a place to live.
Move back in?
Uh, why would you want to move back in there
when I happen to have an even better place for you to live?
-You do? -Yes.
You just wait right here.
What a pal!
That duck wants a house? I'll give him a house.
[laughing maniacally]
Oh, Mr. Duck?
I have a lovely house for you to live in.
Wow, this looks great! [chuckling]
Thanks, mister. I can't wait to move in.
It's so spacious in here.
Thanks a bunch!
Oh, of course.
Enjoy your new birdhouse.
Or should I say burn house.
[laughing maniacally]
Just a matter of time before I hear him screaming in agony.
[Daffy screaming]
[Daffy sighs]
[Daffy] Aw, yeah. That's the stuff.
Hey, that's not a birdhouse!
Nah, that thing got too warm.
So I turned the rental property into a hot tub.
That's not what it's for, you meat-headed mallard!
It's not?
Then is it for this?
No, it's not for laundry.
Oh, right.
It's obviously for this.
-[Elmer] No. -How about this, mister?
-La-la-la-la-la-la-- -[Elmer] No!
-This? -[Elmer] No!
Have some of this!
[screaming] No! None of that!
I use it to watch prestige TV dramas!
And now I'm going to do what I should have done five minutes ago!
[laughing maniacally]
Uh-oh.
[Elmer grunting]
-Whoo-hoo! -[Elmer grunting]
Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!
[rips]
Looking for me?
[yelling]
[Daffy] Yoo-hoo!
[panting]
Phew. I might never see the end of this ladder.
Don't worry, cue ball. You will.
[screaming]
[whirring]
[Elmer screaming]
[sighing]
The might have been a bit mulch, but hey, he looks chipper.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I got to go find a decent place to live.
This house works for me.
It even gets some high-quality TV programming.
I live here now.
[giggling maniacally]
[blubbering]
[theme music playing]