[theme music playing]
Oh, what a wonderful day to relax by the pool.
I just love being on vacation,
and I spared no expense by choosing this 5-star resort
with top rated service.
[laughing]
Now to get comfortable and recline in this chair.
Huh? What the...
[straining]
Oh, what's wrong with this crummy chair?
Cabana boy!
Cabana boy! Cabana boy!
Oh, where's that cabana boy? The--
[shouting] Hello!
Daffy Duck here. I'll be your cabana boy today.
How can I help you?
I need you to help me recline my chair.
Not to worry, sir.
Nobody adjusts chairs better than I do.
Hey, what are you doing to my chair?
Fixing it.
What the...
[grumbling]
All done.
Huh?
Say, that does look a lot better.
Go ahead, take her for a spin.
Ah! Now this is exactly what I'm--
[screaming]
[groans]
[grunting]
Ow!
Hm, guy can't make up his mind.
First, he wants to recline, and now he's taking a dip.
Oh, well.
Oh, that crazy cabana boy!
Some help he was. [scoffs]
Ah, now it's time for my midday nap.
-[loud upbeat music playing] -[people screaming]
Hey, what's all that racket?
[all cheering]
Oh, those crazy partiers!
Cabana boy!
At your service.
Would you tell those losers to keep it down?
I'm trying to take a nap.
Not to worry, sir.
I'll take care of those noisy nitwits.
[music stops]
Ah, that's better.
Now I can finally get some rest.
[loud upbeat music playing]
[all cheering]
[muffled music and cheering]
Ah, finally, I can relax
without that pesky cabana boy around.
Oh, boy, this dry heat is a killer.
You know, a glass of cold water would be nice right now.
But I don't wanna call on that cabana boy.
Oh, but I sure am thirsty.
Oh!
[hoarsely] Cabana boy!
Cabana boy!
Yes, sir.
I'd like a glass of water.
One glass of water coming right up.
We'll be using top-of-the-line artesian water today.
[gulps]
Yes, sir, this wet, hydrating water
is straight from the Fiji Islands.
No chemicals or contaminants found here.
And for flavor, just a hint of organic farm-raised lemon.
[wheezing]
And finally, ice that was carefully chipped off
from some of the last remaining glaciers on Earth.
Here, have an environmentally-friendly straw,
so you can sip guilt-free.
Wait!
Oh, no, I can't let you drink this!
This glass is covered in soap scum!
You did not want that, sir.
I can only serve you the best.
You're lucky you've got me taking care of you.
[screaming] That's the last straw!
You're the worst cabana boy I've ever met.
I'm telling your manager,
I want a refund, and I'm getting you fired!
Please give me one more chance, sir.
This is all I've got.
Don't do this to me, you can't! I'm begging ya!
I need the job, sir.
I got a wife.
I got a... What's the word?
Children!
Oh, and, uh, mortgages! Or something.
Okay, I'll give you one last chance.
Really?
Oh, thank you! You won't regret this, sir.
I'll get you anything you want.
What would you like?
Well, I want something to read.
How about today's paper?
Yes, sir. Coming right up!
Today's newspaper. Hot off the press.
Oh, this is great. Thank you.
Now leave me alone!
Of course, Your Majesty.
Ah, this is just what I needed.
Total relaxation.
[screaming] What?
They really got my good side.
Whoo-hoo!
-[Elmer] Oh! -[Daffy whooping]
[grunting]
[Daffy whooping]
[theme music playing]
[yawning]
Well, time to put the cat out.
[straining]
Come on, Sylvester. [grunts]
You know the drill.
[straining] Cats out at six... six-forty...
Quarter to seven.
[crashing]
[sputtering] Sylvester!
What are you still doing inside?
[sputtering] Get out!
[wind howling]
[theme music playing]
[indistinct chatter]
I'm Stiletto Sam, and in mere moments,
I'll be putting on the most electrifying performance
ever to be seen
in this here theater.
Stiletto Sam's
notorious knife follies!
Witness the razor sharp skills that cleaved 'em in Cleveland,
hacked 'em in Hackensack, julienned 'em in Spokane,
made minced meat in Mississippi,
sliced 'em in Iceland, poked 'em in Hoboken...
Gee-wiz!
How's a rabbit supposed to get his beauty rest
with all that racket?
Pipe down, ya big mouth dope!
-"Dope"? -[clattering]
Huh?
Ah! Now you're in for a treat, folks.
A free sample of tonight's pre-formance.
[grunts]
Ooh! Ahh!
What the...
Hm.
[laughing]
And that's just a slice of what you'll see.
So, come on in to the Stiletto Sam show,
ladies and germs.
It's showtime! Right this way.
[people clamoring]
No knife-throwing Napoleon is gonna cut my tail off,
and get away with it.
[audience cheering, applauding]
[clattering]
For my next act,
I'm gonna need one brave volunteer.
Ooh! Ooh! I volunteer wholeheartedly, Doc.
[cheering, applauding]
Say, stranger, why do you look so familiar?
I am a common garden pest.
Mm, must be it.
For my next trick,
I will recreate the legend of Swiss folk hero, William Tell.
You know what to do with the apple?
Sure do.
Now, I shall pierce said apple,
and if something goes wrong, don't William-Tell anybody.
[laughing]
[audience laughing]
Uh...
No, no. You just gotta...
No, you gotta put it on your...
Now, where did he go?
-Ta-da! -[audience exclaiming]
[grumbles]
[grunts]
Now, give me that apple.
Nah, Doc, I can do it.
I said, give it here!
Now, you just put it
on your noggin like this.
How hard is that, ya--
Not so hard.
Time for baby to take nap, mommy.
Look alive, little fella. You got a show to do.
Let's do the act again.
[mumbling]
[whistles]
Apple?
Apple. Oh, yes!
[grunts]
Telephone call for a handsome man with a moustache.
-Yello. -[electrical buzzing]
Speak up now! I can't hear you so well.
Dag nabbit, rabbit!
Magnetical trickery ain't part of the act!
Now, stand still,
so I can throw knifes at your face.
[screaming]
[gasps]
[audience whistling, cheering]
Well, if there's anything I learned in show business,
always leave 'em wanting more.
March, hare.
[man] Hey, what's the hold up?
[clears throat]
Pardon the delay, ladies and gents.
Your patience is about to be rewarded
'cause now, the real show begins!
[sighs] Me and my thirst for revenge.
My volunteer has been tied to the spinning wheel of death,
rendering him completely helpless.
Jumpin' Jiminy!
I will now throw all my knives at yonder wheel
without harming the rabbit.
'Course, accidents do happen.
And I am feeling a mite accident-prone today.
[chuckles mischievously]
Yipe!
Aw, shucks, missed-- I mean, a perfect throw.
[screams]
[gasps]
Wow! What an act!
I had fun. Hope you did, too.
Arrivederci, folks.
[grunts]
Oh, no, you don't.
Hey, Doc, you want me?
-Come and get me! -Charge!
Hold up, rabbit,
so's I can skin your filthy hide.
[giggles]
[screams]
-Heya, Doc. -Oh!
Consarn it!
[Bugs giggles]
[gasping]
All right, rabbit.
I gotcha cornered. [chuckles mischievously]
Come on, Doc,
it doesn't have to be like this.
Think of our act. William Tell!
Yeah, that's it!
I'll put the apple on my head, Doc.
I'll do it right.
Please, Doc! Have mercy!
Too late, rabbit! It's the end of the line!
Actually, I think it's somewhere in the middle of the line.
[train whistle blowing]
Oh, horny toads.
So long, Sammy!
See ya in Alabami!
I didn't mean to railroad him,
but I had to take a stab at something.
Speaking of stab...
[in distance] Can anyone cut me off this thing?
[animal howling in distance]
[theme music playing]