[organ music]
♪ ♪
[snoring]
[alarm blaring]
[wolf howling]
- Pick me! - Me!
Pick me!
- Pick... pick Me! - Me!
all: Aw.
[yawns]
[hissing]
Ah, Esmeralda. Good evening.
[spooky music]
♪ ♪
[clears throat]
Wakey-wakes, Master.
The first blood of the day is the most important.
Huh? Master?
[gasps]
[hisses] [sneezes]
[whimpers]
Oh, no.
You've got a stuffy Nose-feratu.
[sneezes]
[hisses]
[sneezes]
[whimpers]
We have to get you to Dr. Calamari right away.
[eerie music]
♪ ♪
[breathing heavily]
[sneezes]
[groans]
♪ ♪
[sneezes]
Next patient.
Salutations, Dr. Calamari.
The master has a case of the Transylvanian sniff-sniffs.
Can you help?
[screeches]
Thank you for bringing him in, Slappy.
I'll steam those allergies right out of his schnoz.
[screeches]
Come back in two hours und pick him up.
I'll be right back, Master.
Oh, I almost forgot.
[laughs]
[sneezes]
[growls]
Yes, Master.
I will bring you blood samples und cookies.
Two hours?
What am I gonna do for two whole hours?
Let's find out, eh? Eh?
♪ ♪
[electronic music]
Get ready to prance, prance on your grave!
Oh, I just love to prance.
♪ ♪
Oh, I feel so free and loose!
♪ ♪
[buzzer blares]
Hooray! I made a swish.
[all cheering]
Step right up and squirt yourself a prize!
[laughs] Yeah!
Ooh!
We have a winner!
Winner, winner!
Step right up and squirt yourself a prize!
Oh! Reach for the sky, bottles.
Whoa! Ah! Oh!
Step right up, and squ...
[explosion]
[all cheer]
We have another winner.
[laughs] Uh-oh.
[tires screeching]
[loud thud]
Oh, hello, Slippy.
You look positively disgusting this evening.
[wheezing laugh]
You look pretty horrifying yourself, Slappy.
[laughs]
[laughter]
What can I get you today?
Oh, I need a can of bat food
and a flea collar for the master.
Oh, that master sure is lucky
to have you looking out for him.
Oh. [chuckles]
What do I owe you, gruesome?
Shh.
It's on the house, stink lips.
Until our eyes cross again, mon cheri.
[romantic music]
♪ ♪
[record scratches]
Excuse me. Do you sell snail diapers?
- [meows] - Ew.
Ah, it is always great to go
on a picnic with old friends.
Oh, Mr. Ribeye?
Mr. Ribeye, do you have the time?
Oh, I have to pick up the master.
See you soon, everyone, but hopefully not too soon.
[laughs]
- Bye! - Bye!
- See you later, Slappy! - See you!
Come back soon!
- Nosferatu. - Nosferatu.
Dr. Calamari, I'm back.
Nosferatu. Nosferatu.
So tell me, Doctor, is the master cured?
All better!
Make sure he takes these nose drops twice a night.
Oh, thank you, Dr. C.
Who was a good vampire?
Hmm?
[slurping]
[chuckles]
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
Oh, yes, of course I bought you
that flea collar you saw in the window.
[laughs]
Very fetching, Master.
Huh?
I'll put that in the fridge for later.
[grumbles]
Oh, you don't have to thank me, Master.
You're my best friend. [laughs]
Oh!
Yes, Master! Let's go home now.
♪ ♪
First one to the castle
is a filthy, stinking cesspool of despair!
♪ ♪
Huh?
I am soaring like a bat! Soaring!
Oh!