[upbeat electronic music]
♪ ♪
[eerie music]
- Imagine if you will,
the town of Bikini Bottom.
Now imagine if everyone who lived there was a robot.
Submitted for your approval,
a trip to Binary Bottom.
[whirring]
[beeping]
[beeps]
[foghorn blares]
[yawns]
- I'm re-re-ready. I'm re-re-ready.
I'm red-red-ready.
[whirring]
[beeping]
Morning, SpongeBot!
Ooh, you're looking handsome today!
Mwah!
Aww!
[giggles]
[grunts]
Ahh! [munching]
- Meow.
- Good--good--good morning, Robo-Gary.
[munching]
[gulps]
- Mroww!
[meowing] - [laughs]
Oh, you wanna play.
I know what you want.
- [meowing]
- Gary, be gentle with the little laser!
- [growling]
- Ehh.
[beeping]
[foghorn blares] - Oh!
Time for work, Gary.
I'll play with you more when I get home.
- Aww. [vocalizing]
Ah! - Ooh!
- Meow.
- No, no, Gare-bearings.
You have to stay here at home.
[clank] [sad foghorn blares]
- Meow?
[chiming]
- A little more to the left.
[mischievous music]
Almost there.
P-p-p-perfect!
See you later, G-G-G-Gary.
- [sighs] Finally,
someone whose company I actually enjoy--
me!
- Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha.
- Time for work, Squidbot!
[siren wailing] Time for work, Squidbot!
Time for work, Squidbot!
- [grumbles] Power down
and leave me alone, SpongeBot!
I've still got 15 minutes!
- Oh, sorry, Squidbot!
Sorry, Squidbot! Sorry, Squidbot!
- [grunts] Go away!
[beeping] - I am going to have
to live next to that?
[beeps]
- [sighs] [clanking]
- Knock, knock, knock.
Hey Pat-Tron, I'm going to work!
- I'm going with you, SpongeBot!
I gotta fuel up.
- Hooray! - Hooray!
[voice fades]
[buzzing]
- Pat-Tron is currently in recharge mode.
- [laughs] OK, buddy.
I'll bring you some fuel on my way back home.
[wheels squeaking]
- If you're going to be late, give me the key.
- Ooh, sorry, Squidbot.
But... ♪ The key bone's connected to the finger bone ♪
[laughs] [beeping]
[clang]
[sign buzzing]
- You're fired! You're fired!
You're fired!
[clang] [wheezes]
[blubbers]
Thank you, Bot-O.
I got stuck in the firing mode.
- Ahh, to be fired.
- [gasps]
- Nobody's getting fired, you robo-loafer.
Everybody get to work!
Whoa!
[beeps] - Whoop!
The Krabby Batteries are sizzlin'!
Now it's time for condiments.
[clanging]
- Hmm.
[slurps] [electricity zapping]
[yelping]
- Food up, SpongeBot.
Gimme two batteries on a barge and make 'em cry.
[whooshing] [crash]
[electricity zapping]
- Huh? - Ahh!
[blubbering]
- Robo-Gary?
Squidbot?
No!
[dramatic music]
- [gurgling]
- Gary-Squid?
Squid-Gary?
Does not compute. Does not compute.
[Gary yelps] - Get your filthy
robo-snail off my head!
[straining]
- Gary! [panting]
[Squidbot screams]
[clanking] [exclaiming]
- Ay-ya-ya-ya-whoa!
[beeps]
[panting]
- Ahh! Ahh!
[crashing]
I've gotta cut off this pooping parasite!
- All right, what the kelp is going on in here?
[growls]
- [exclaims]
- Come back here, you nickel-plated nincompoops!
[grunts] [powers down]
[cranking]
- Plankbot, you forgot to wind yourself again.
- Thanks, Karen, my flesh and blood wife.
Don't worry, I'll get him.
[growls] - Hi, Karen.
Did Gary come through here?
- He went thataway, Chuckles.
- Th-th-th-thank you!
- Mama told me not to marry a robot.
- Ahh! Gangway!
Runaway robot!
[crashing]
Ahh! - Excuse me, pardon me,
Excuse me, pardon me. - Ow!
Excuse me, pardon me.
[all grumbling]
[shouting]
- Ahh!
- Who disturbs the sacred dome of Sandroid?
I'll hogtie your actuators!
- Sandroid, wait!
Gary is too young to have his actuators hogtied!
- I'll hack your hard drives, you cybernetic simpletons!
[all clamoring] Ow!
- All right, there you go.
- [growling]
[upbeat music]
- [slurping]
[dings]
[whirring]
- Robo-dog!
Get your robo-dog!
- [grunts]
[electricity zapping]
[brakes screech]
- Lube Lagoon?
What happened to Goo Lagoon?
Where in space and time am I?
Looks like I took a wrong turn at the last apocalypse.
- Danger! Danger! - Ah!
Rogue Robot! - Gary, wait!
Come back! [all shouting]
- Who dares defy Sandroid?
- I'm gonna destroy all of you!
- [exclaims]
These junk heaps want my flab for fuel!
[tires screech]
- Ahh!
[mob shouting] - No, Gary!
Not the lagoon!
What do I do now?
Got to think.
[beeping]
That's it! A brick wall!
[beeps]
[rocket whistling] Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
[crashing]
[panting]
[blows whistle] Gary!
Stop!
- [meowing frantically]
[tires screeching]
- Gary, stop! [horn blares]
Gary, stop! [buzzer blares]
Gary, stop! [bell dings]
He's not gonna stop.
- Ahh!
[mob shouting]
- Ahh!
[gasps] Whoo-hoo!
[meowing]
- Play nice with the flutterbot!
[all moaning]
[ominous music]
[all gasping]
- Ahh!
[electricity crackling]
♪ ♪
- Meow?
- [exclaiming]
- [growling]
[roars]
- Amazing!
[whirring]
[shutter clicks]
- Flash photography is forbidden
in the presence of Sandroid!
You will all be assimilated!
So we can all be as close as peas in a pod!
Yee-haw!
- Oh man--
[exclaims]
- Well, this is another fine metallic monstrosity
you've got me into.
- Look at it this way, Squidbot.
Now we'll have a chance to catch up
with all our neighbors.
Hi, Rube. - Well, hello!
- Typical. [buzzes]
Typical. [buzzes]
Typical. [buzzes, babbles]
- Ahh-- [clang]
[beeping]
[upbeat fiddle music]
- Rise of the robots!
Yee-haw!
- I second that! [roars]
[spooky music]
- Robots can never replace us, you say?
Well, anything can happen in a cartoon,
especially if that cartoon is from "The Tidal Zone."
[buzzes] "The Tidal Zone."