- Are you ready, kids?
all:Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can’t hear you.
all:Aye, aye, Captain!
- ♪ Ohh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
all:SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
all:SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ If nautical nonsensebe something you wish ♪
all:SpongeBob SquarePants!
- ♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
all: SpongeBob SquarePants! - Ready?
all:SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
- SpongeBob
SquarePants!
[laughing]
♪ ♪
[waves crashing]
[ukulele music]
♪ ♪
[background chattering]
- Order for--
Huh?
both: Om, nom, nom.
- Ohh.
Disgusting!
You people eat like anima--anima--
Anima--Achoo!
[sad music]
[barking]
- Oh, there’s my baby.
Oh, my little baby!
- Oh, no.
You cannot bringa worm in here.
It’s unclean!
And some of us are allergi...
Achoo! Bah!...gic.
- What’s with all the sniffyfits out here, Mr. Squidward?
- It’s not my fault,Mr. Krabs.
She snuck a petinto the restaurant.
- Oh, I didn’t know my sweetlittle Fifi wasn’t allowed.
- Aaaachoo!
- Hmm?
[poof][panting]
- Well, your sweet littleFoofoo’s gotta go.
We have a strict policy.
No pets allowed.
- What a shame.
Krabby Patties are all my Fifiwill eat these days.
Oh, I would have gladly paiddouble the price
if it only meant she could haveher favorite food.
- [squeals]
[grunting]
Ah, there!All fixed.
See?"Now: Pets Allowed!"
- Oh!How delightful!
- Of course.
Bwaa choo!
[overlapping chatter]
[cow moos]
- Hee hee!
I tell ya, Mr. Squidward,
I’m makin’ more moneythan Neptune!
Hehehe!
- Aachoo!Bah!
- Hmm?
- Hold it right there, Krabs.
[grunting]
- Oh, no!The health inspector!
- Oh, yes.The health inspector.
And I’m afraid you can’trun a restaurant
and a feed lotout of the same building!
- Hee, hee.Ha, ha!
- It’s unsanitary.
I’m shutting you down!
Unless you pick one.
People or pets.
- Ohh.Heh.
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
♪ ♪
- Ooh!
Oh, yeah!
I choose pets!
- Heh, ha!
What?!No!
- All right,you heard the man.
If you ain’t a pet,you’re trespassing.
Time to go!Get a move on.
- Wait a minute.What about our pets?
- Oh!Well, don’t worry.
I’ll still be billin’ yafor whatever they eat.
all: Whoa!
- [retches]
both: Eww.
- Hoo, hoo!Sandy.
Your Alaskan Bull Wormcertainly was hungry.
- [gasp]
Sweet jawbone of San Antone,I’m broke!
Looks like I’m eatin’ cannednuts for the rest of the year.
Ah.
[animals chatter]
♪ ♪
- Welcome, little worm!
Here at the Krusty Krab,
it’s a pet paradise.- Aaah.
♪ ♪
Enjoy yourself!
And don’t forget to ordersomething to eat.
- [barking]
- Oh uh, maybeI’ll order for you.
Heh, heh.
- Hey, man.
Could I like...get a Krabby Patty to go?
- Sorry.Pets only.
You can try your luck acrossthe street.
- Aww.I don’t wanna eat chum.
- [laughing]
- Rawr!- [groans]
[disappointed groaning]
- Heh, heh!The house special!
- Ugh.
It’s great that my petsare eating and all, but...
I’m still hungry!
- Aww.
♪ ♪
- Heh, heh.
[twinkling music]
[gulp]
- Mmm.
- I wish I was a pet
so I could eat off the floor.
- You are eating off the floor.
- Yeah, but--
I wanna eat Krabby Pattiesoff the floor!
- The pink dude might havethe right idea, guys.
If we dress up like pets...
We could trick Krabsinto serving us!
- If you wanna make costumes,I have a craft corner.
- Oh, boy!
♪ ♪
- Aaah, plah!
- Oh, construction paper.Oh, boy!
[overlapping chatter]
- Anyone seen the glue?
- [chuckling menacingly]
Now’s my chance to sneakinto the Krusty Krab
in my pet, Spot.
- [barking]
- [chuckling]
Hey...What’s happening?
No, Spot.Stop digesting me, Spot!
Bad Spot!
Yeeoowww!
- [barking]
- Barnacles.
[accordion music]
- Into the wall ya go!
[gasps]What the...?
- Oh, boy!I mean...aarf, aarf.
- Hmm...
- Hungry!
- Hmm...
- Ooh, ha, ha.Ha, ha.
Woof, woof!
- Hmm.Squidward!
- [grumbles]
- Rawh!
- Yes, Mister--Achoo!--Krabs.
- Why don’t all these new pets
have pattiesin front of ’em?
I’m running a business,not a shelter!
- Ow!
- Mmm.- Huh?
- Greetings,fellow lagomorph.
Perhaps you might considersharing a sliver of your--
- [screaming]
- [gasps]
I’ll just be...
[grunts]
[rabbits snarling]
[all gasp]
- Hahaha!
[cheering]
[all growling]
[blows landing]
- Pet fight!
Rah!
Aaaah!
- [whimpering]
[growling and hissing]
- Mrowr!
- My leg!
[cawing]
- No, no, no.Bad scallops!
Aaaah!
[crashing]
[chaotic screaming]
- Who’s ready for--
a violent brawl?
Stop, please!
The Krusty Krabis a place of peace.
[growling]
- Yow!- Yow!
[growling]
- Dah!
[gasps]The health inspector?
all: The health inspector?
- Eh...Roar?
- But I thought you said peopleand pets can’t eat together?
- Yeah.What are you doing here?
- This whole messis your fault!
[crowd clamoring]
- Em, I was just hungryfor a Krabby Patty.
We’ve all been there, right?
Plus, I, um, I learnedsomething today!
SpongeBob, give mea bouncy C, would ya?
- Ooo, gladly!
[grunting]
[lively music]
- ♪ Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
♪ Yes, whateveryou like to do ♪
♪ There’s a petwho likes it too ♪
♪ There’s a pet for peoplewho like to run ♪
♪ And one for peoplewho don’t ♪
♪ A pet for folkswho avoid the sun ♪
♪ And those who shouldbut won’t ♪
♪ A pet for peoplewho sing and dance ♪
♪ A pet for people who cry ♪
♪ A pet for peoplewho take a chance ♪
♪ And for thosewith just one eye ♪
♪ Yes, no matter whatwe say or do ♪
♪ There’s just one thingI know is true ♪
♪ We all eat patties,yes we do! ♪
♪ And every pet likeseating them too! ♪
♪ Because ♪
all:♪ Pets are people too ♪
♪ Just like me, just like you ♪
♪ Yes, whateveryou like to do ♪
♪ There’s a petwho’s just like you ♪
♪ Just like you! ♪
♪ Pets! ♪
[panting]
- Whew!
Pets and people deserve to eatside by side.
- Ahee!
- Yes!
And a round of pattiesfor everyone!
Not on the house!
[cheering]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Gosh, mister.
You’ve got more customershere than I’ve ever seen!
- ’Course I do!
Didn’t you hear the song?
♪ Pets are people too ♪
- Well if they countas people...
[dramatic music]
- Then they countas fire hazards!
I’m the fire marshal, andyou’re over capacity, Krabs.
Shut her down!
Everyone out!
- What?
Nooo!
[all grumbling]
- Wait.Come back, come back!
Me pet profits.
I’m ruined.
- Hey, uh--Mr. Krabs?
I was planningon taking a Krabby Patty
home to my Gare Bear.
You could overcharge mefor it if you want.
- Eh, huh.Really?
Thanks, boy-o!
You’re a good minimum wageemployee.
- Yaaaah![crashing]
Ahh, hah.
♪ ♪
Aaaachoo!
- Pah, ah!Urgh!
[tropical music]
♪ ♪
[creaking]
[romantic music]
- Aah, I’m floating on air.
A balloon ride,a candlelight dinner,
and our wedding songis playing!
This date is perfect.
- No, you’re perfect, Karen.
You’re the best computer wifea copepod could ever have!
Bon bon?
- Oh, I shouldn’t.
- Indulge yourself, my darling.
- Thank you, Plankton!
This is trulya date to remember.
- Well, my love, you haven’tseen anything yet!
For you, my love.
- Ohh, Ray Ray!
[sniffing]
Aah...
- That’s right, baby.
Ray Ray is at your service.
- Ray Ray, you’ve got mycooling fans running on high.
- Ha, ha. Get over hereand give me some sugar!
[kissing sounds]
- Huh?
- ♪ Do do do do do ♪
[yawns]
What a long day.
♪ ♪
[kissing sounds]
[angelic singing]
- Uh...eh...ehh!
Ahhh!I can’t take it!
- What is it, Plankton?
- Hold that thought, baby.
I uh--I forgot something down here.
I’ll be right back!
Can’t believe this is reallyhappening.
Oh!
The Krabby Patty secret formulais finally mine!
Huh?
Eh...
Ehh!
Hm, eh, ah, eh, eh!
Is this some kindof horrible nightmare?
What?
A projector?
You tricked mewith a simulation?
- It was a test, Plankton!
And you failed!
You fail every time when itcomes to our romance.
Right, so I goof up one timeand now I’m the bad guy?
- One time?Failed one time?
How about 4,700,000 and...
[glitching]Error, er-er-error.
- But baby cakes,
I left to go get theKrabby Patty secret formula.
For me...And you...
You know...for us!
Ehhh?
- Listen, Sheldon.
You need to show mean interruption-free
romantic date night becauseuntil that happens
no one is leavingthe Chum Bucket.
[alarm sounds]
- Aah!
[intense music]
♪ ♪
- Oof!
- You better not messthis one up, Ray Ray.
- Ah!
♪ Da da da da doo doo ♪
I think Karen’s favorite"scrap electronics stew"
ought to do the trick.
[laughing]
Yep.Huh?
I guess it wouldn’t hurtto have just a little peek
at the Krusty Krab.
- Hmm.
- ♪ Dee dee doo dee ♪
What a long day.
[yawns]
♪ ♪
- [gasps]
It’s really out there!
And this timeit’s not a hologram!
[scratching and whimpering]
Uh, uh...
- [clearing throat]Plankton.
What are you doing?
- Oh, hey, baby!
Just addingthe finishing touches
to tonight’s main course!
- Aww, you are so sweet!
I can’t wait to try it!
[kissing sounds]
- Whew!Good one, Plankton.
The formula!
Now how am I gonna get you?
[breeze blows]
- Yes, yes, yes!
No, no, no!
Slow it down, you maniac!
[panting]
Who’s that?
- Krabby Patty!Krabby Patty!
- Eesh.It’s that numbskull Patrick.
Hey, doofus!I mean, star friend.
- Krabby Patty.
- Over here.- Hmm?
- No, over here!
Come on.
Yes, that’s it.
You’ve got it.
Now who’s a good boy?
- [panting]
- Okay, now grab that bottleby your feet there.
No.
[sighs]
The other drink containerby your feet.
- Hmm.- Pick that one up instead.
- Uh?- By your feet.
- Huh? Uh?
- Now look right!
- Oh, huh!
- You have gotto be kidding me.
Right, Patrick!
- Uh?- Your other right!
- Oh!- Yes!
[laughter]
That’s it, huh!
- Ah!- Good boy.
Now bring it over here to me.Yes, that’s it!
Huh?
Oh, where did he go?!
- Excuse me, are youthe window cleaner?
- How in barnaclesdid you get in here?
- I dunno?- Well, who cares?
Did you bring that bottleI told you to bring?
- Uh-huh.
Tastes kinda funny, though.
- No, I said the other one,you moron!
- Hey, you guysare doing great!
Two, three, four.
- A thin piece of glass is allthat stands between me
and what I want mostin the world.
Why is life so unfair?
- Oh, honey?
Is dinner almost ready?I’m famished!
- Uh, it’s almost finished,my sweetheart!
What am I gonna do?
Think, Plankton, think!
Oh?
Idea!
That’s it!
Karen will never knowthe difference!
Now I think I gotwhat I need right here.
Patrick, you mayfeel a slight tickle.
- Oh, I like tickles.
[sawing]
- Okay, let’s geta look at this.
- Ha, ha!That was intense!
- Oop!Almost forgot.
- Ha, ha.Ow!
- You’re going on a datewith my wife Karen, Ray Ray.
- Oh, but I sound like Patrick.
- Oh, no.You keep your mouth shut.
I will take care of that.
[high-pitched feedback]
[chuckles]
- Oh, Karen?
Dinner is served,my little love nugget!
- Oh, my gosh.This looks amazing!
I loves my Ray Ray.
[growls and giggles]
- And I love my Karen.
Now let’s dig in!
- [giggling]
♪ ♪
- Krabby Patty secret formula,here I come!
- Ow!That’s a little rough, Ray Ray.
- Ow, Plankton!What are you doing?
- Ohh.Oh, that feels nice.
Ahh, okay.Goodnight.
- Whew.
That was close.
- Yep, we had anothermoney stacking day.
Hehehe!
Didn’t we--Huh?
[gasps]
Me Krabby Patty secretformuler?
[gasps and screams]
It must have fellout of me boat!
Ooh, don’t you worry, sweetie!
Daddy’s comin’ for ya!
[tires screeching]
- Formuler! Formuler!- Huh?
- Where are ye, formuler?
Where’s me formuler?
What have you donewith me secret formuler?
Formuler?Where are ya?
Formuler?
Formuler!
Formuler? Formuler?
Formuler!
Where are you, formuler?
Plankton.
I know you have me formuler!So just hand it over!
- Eee...[blowing]
- Open up, Plankton!I know you’ve got me formuler!
- Huh?Who could that be?
- Uh, that banging noise?
Haha, that’s just the dryer.
I thought I’d do the laundryso you wouldn’t have to later.
Kiss kiss.
- Oh, Ray Ray!That’s the most romantic thing
you’ve ever said!
[kissing sounds]
- Hmm.
The formula is finally mine.
[chuckling]
Oh, come on!
- I know you’re in there,Plankton!
- Wha?- Eh, eh!
- Formula.
Thanks for holding it for me.
[both straining]
- Urgh!- It’s mine!
- Sheldon?
Today made up for everything.
So I wanted to give youa little something.
After years of research,I finally synthesized the data
and came up with the KrabbyPatty secret formula!
- [gasps]
A-ha!
- Plankton!
Let go!
- Whatever you say, Krabs!
- Doh!Aah!
- Who needs your stupidhard copy in a bottle, anyway
when I have a downloadableversion right here?
- [groans]You jerk!
- [chuckling quietly]
- Now...
the secret formula is...
- Is what? Is what?What is it?
- [gasps]
Uuugh!
Ray Ray!
- [chuckles nervously]
- Uh, which one of usis Ray Ray?
- I am, you doofus!
- Well...well, I’m Ray Ray too!
- No, I’m Ray Ray!
- I don’t carewho is the real one!
You can both watchthis formula get deleted.
- Eee, Karen!Darling, sweetie!
Please, let’s talk about this!
[hysterical crying]
- Don’t mess with date night,Plankton.
- Aaah...
- Oh.Nom, nom.
- Now this is trulya wonderful date, Plankton.
And thank you for giving meyour undivided attention.
- I wouldn’t miss itfor the world, baby.
- Aah.- ♪ La da dee la da lee! ♪
♪ ♪
- Oh, boy.
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