♪ MTV
[Pauly] This is what happened on All Star Shore.
Angelina made some new frenemies...
[Angelina] I think you're a dirtbag for what you did
to fuckin' Blake over here.
[Pauly] At the paradise game,
Ricardo and Vanjie took home first place
and more points towards their Shore Score.
While Joey and Angelina got caught cheating.
buzzer buzzing
No way, I can't be disqualified!
[Pauly] Chloe landed in the hospital.
Ahh!
[Pauly] Now, Ricardo and Vanjie
get to pick who will play against the cheaters
in the exile game.
And who will join them on the paradise reward.
[Vanjie] We goin' out to a vineyard.
- Boom. - Boom, boom, boom!
[Pauly] With the exile game looming,
the shoremates did what they do best...
Clubbing.
And while Bethan stayed home...
Johnny let loose.
[Bethan] I can't let him go out without me.
[Pauly] And a tornado of drama hit VIP.
I always go on actions, and not fuckin' words.
We're talkin' about winning $150,000,
and you are literally stirring the pot.
[Trina] Do you know who you're fucking with right now?
♪ We keep it on On♪
♪ We keep it poppin'
♪ Make the crowd jump and the party stay rockin' ♪
♪ I want that money Money♪
♪ Yachts, planes, speedboats, the world, want it all ♪
[music]
[Trina] You gonna talk?
- You set me up! - You think...
- [Johnny] Are you serious? - Wow, wait.
- You think I set you up? - Yes! I'm a grown ass man,
let me tell Bethan that I danced with you!
[Johnny] I danced with you in front of everyone else and you--
A girl would want another female to let her know that she's
dancing with someone else's man, even though
-it's just friend ways. -[Johnny] No, no, no, no.
[Trina] It's called respect!
[Chloe] Bethan, are you all right?
[Bethan] I can't deal with negative shit.
Sometimes all I could think in me head was,
"Is it too good to be true?"
And then now, it's like, I don't want this paranoia.
I don't want to go through this shit again.
-[Chloe] Yeah. -You know what I went
through with Beau, I don't want to do it again. I can't bear it.
I've been hurt, like, so much in the past.
I don't like, open up.
Like, I will block that shit now.
-I'll block it. -[Chloe] No,
but you can't because of her. He's totally into you.
A hundred percent, I was speaking to him before.
And he was so annoyed with her, you could tell he was genuine.
You don't have emotional intelligence.
What I was tryin' to do...
-Emotional intell... -[Trina] Was actually...
You know what that is? You wanna talk about it?
[Vanjie] Do you know what, what bein' messy is?
With, with a friend?
When I'm dancing with you,
and I'm having a good time with you,
I don't want any of these people that I do not trust, by the way.
To twist what happened and tell her
-something different. -[Marina] Oh, wow!
[Trina] What I'm tryin' to do.. Is actually tell you the truth.
-[Marina] Wow! -[Johnny] I don't know, man.
It's just... It's tough.
Because I wanna be a conjoining friend
with Trina, but she keeps doing things
to get in between our partnership.
Trina! I was dancing with you...
[all shouting]
Do not talk over me!
[Johnny] Are you fucking kidding me?!
The one relationship that matters the most in here
should be the relationship you have with your teammate.
Nobody else has a conflicting relationship
with their team. Other than me.
You's have all been arguin', and it's got nowhere.
It is what it is.
Maybe I just need to mind my own business,
and do what I need to do.
But me going up to Bethan was just a form of respect.
You guys know, and I say this all the time,
like I'm a psychiatric nurse,
it's like, I can read people in a sense.
And I just don't wanna be in a position where
people look at me in such a negative aspect.
[Chloe] Are you all right?
-[Trina] No. -[Bethan] I'm fuckin' drained.
[Trina] I wanna know how you feel. Let's, let's start there.
You, you come up to me, like, "I just wanna let you know,
I've been dancin' with Johnny, me partner, and he...
But it was just friends."
[Bethan] And it made us question...
Why did you come straight over at us,
and have to "tell us" that you was dancin' with a friend?
It must have been something like you felt like
you had to explain.
"Ooh, before you take it the wrong way..."
I shouldn't even have to take it any way.
Personally, for me, like, if you had a guy,
I wouldn't be grindin' on him. Like, I wouldn't.
Whether it was me partner, me friend, whatever.
I wouldn't be twerkin' on him. Because I'm...
[Bethan] The girls' girl.
Me, personally, I've got boundaries.
And that is across boundary for me.
[Bethan] And I've been hurt a lot in the past,
whereas I always look at actions rather than words.
-You know what I mean? -[Trina] Yeah.
See, you guys are more territorial, and I get it.
-I, I get it. -It's not territory.
It's bein' respectful. It's not twerkin' on a lad's dick.
People just do whatever, and sometimes don't think about it
when it comes to dancin', and stuff like that.
But where I'm from, that's a sexual dance move.
[music]
[Pauly] It's a new day in the villa,
and no one needs a fresh start more than Trina.
Hopefully she starts her apology tour
before she's canceled by the rest of the house.
[Angelina] Oh my-- Oh my god...
Everybody woke up looking like shit!
My eyes are like this.
-[Trina] It's infected. -Yeah, I think so.
Phew.
[Chloe] Have you spoke to Johnny yet?
[Trina] Yes and no. But I...
It's hard to speak to Johnny when he's walking away.
Like, in order for me to make amends with someone,
they need to be present.
Me dancing with Johnny, this is not that serious.
Everything was blown out of proportion.
But the reason I told her, and I went straight to her,
is because I don't anyone to twist my words.
It wasn't just me. I'm glad that everybody else saw it, too.
You know, Trina...
Time and time again,
she's been talking shit about me behind my back.
That's not his type, but like, she's cute.
Trina told us!
He's here for a good time, but not a long time.
[Giannina] She realized that she fucked up.
[Johnny] No, she doesn't. She knew what she was doin'.
[Giannina] No, no, no. That's what I'm saying.
[Johnny] She's not fuckin' stupid.
She's a fuckin' psychiatric nurse,
which she wants to keep referencing
that she's so fuckin' smart.
Yeah, you're fuckin' smart enough to know that
you're trying to fuck me over.
"I'm a psychiatric nurse.
I know what the fuck I'm talking about."
[Potro] Wait.
"No. You're gonna let me finish!"
So, I'm a psychiatric nurse, as you guys know.
I'm a psychiatric nurse. I'm a psychiatric nurse, like...
-Really? -[Trina] That's my profession.
I'm a nurse, yeah!
God damn.
What's your opinion about everything from last night?
[Joey] I think you're an amazing, amazing woman.
I would more say that
Johnny shouldn't be dancin' with Trina,
not Trina dancing with Johnny. Johnny should be saying no.
I don't really think anyone should have the ump with Trina.
I'm not here to convince everyone my truth,
and like, they can have their own truth
and their own perspective at the end of the day.
Like, it's okay. That's fine.
[Pauly] Looks like Joey could use some hair gel.
Don't worry, Joey. I got you! I know a guy.
Not gonna cry anymore.
-Baby, I'm sorry. -[Bethan] Don't. It's fine.
-No, I feel bad. -I know you're sorry.
I know you are.
He genuinely is sorry that he didn't realize
that that would affect us at all,
like, he didn't think I would have a problem with that.
[Johnny] I'm sorry.
[Ricardo] A lot of choosing to do.
We gotta choose someone to go to the exile games.
We know it already, too, but we are doing the mystery.
You know, just like.
And to our reward.
I was thinking maybe Karime and Gigi.
Maybe Chloe and Potro,
because they've been through a lot.
We gonna go to a vineyard,
drive fancy sports cars.
I'm super, super, super excited.
We're rocking this. It's gonna be awesome.
[air horn siren]
Ugh.
-[Marina] You need help? -Yeah.
Come, Papichulo. Next to me.
[Vanjie] Woo! clapping
[crowd exclaiming]
Okay! "Ricardo and Vanjie,
as the winners of the paradise game,
please choose a team to join you on your paradise reward."
[crowd cheering]
[James] Drivin' exotic super cars,
like, I'm all about that. That would be so much fun!
So.
We worked down to two teams, like, choosing between them.
The choices were between Gigi and Karime,
but in the end, we didn't choose you.
[ crowd laughing] [Karime] That's shit.
Who else would have the fun that they have with me?
We prefer to go with Potro and Chloe!
[crowd cheering]
After being in exile, you deserve it.
[Ricardo] Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they've been to exile.
And like, the least we could do was give you some wine.
Yeah, give you some wine!
It's such a good time for you guys!
Bring wine for us!
[Ricardo] Yeah, will do. Definitely, will do.
Shit, I'm so excited!
I need a fuckin' drink.
I've had the worst 24 hours of me life.
This is gonna be perfect... For my health.
"Now go get ready, because your exotic cars
are waitin' in the driveway."
crowd cheering wildly
[James] Come on, let's go! I'm so excited.
♪ Strike
♪ Big girl with big balls on the G ♪
[group cheering]
[Ricardo] Oh, my God! Look at that!
♪ I'm an icon Call me legendary ♪
Oh, my God! I'm loving it!
[engine revving]
-Oh, my God! -Now look at this.
[Potro] I want this one.
I want this one.
♪
Woo-hoo!
Let's go, bitches!
♪
Bye!
[Chloe] We've had the most craziest 24 hours of our life.
Yeah.
Yesterday, we were at the worst place on Earth.
-Yes, we were, Potro. -Now we're driving exotic cars.
I know.
In Gran Canaria, in the mountains.
[music]
[Chloe] This is the best day of my life!
Yes!
Ooh, I know they mad at home.
-[Ricardo] Woo-hoo! -[Vanjie] While we drivin'
in this luxurious car!
[Ricardo] Luxury cars!
This is the golden life, isn't it?
-Yeah. -Like, this is what I want.
This is how life is supposed to be lived.
[Chloe] Yeah, yeah.
The only thing I'm missing is to fuck someone, you know?
Why don't you go and have a wank?
[music]
[Ricardo yelling]
[Vanjie] Get the fuck out the way!
[Pauly] Back at the villa,
everyone is intensely preparing for the looming exile games.
Just kidding!
They're throwing a full-on barbecue.
Hosted by the Americans.
Bring on the meat sweats!
[music]
[Trina] Welcome to 'Murica.
[Angelina] This is an American barbecue.
I'm very happy about this.
I don't need no bougie cars and stuff.
[Angelina] See how we eat in America right now.
When I associate, like, Americans acting like,
crazy, loud, into sports, love beer.
Of course there was going to be beer
at the American party day.
[Marina] Am I late for the party?
[Johnny] All-American barbecue, baby.
I love it!
[Bethan] American barbecues, I actually really enjoy them.
I mean, there's a lot of meat.
Do you wanna hear my, my American accent?
Yeah, baby.
Dude, are you fuckin' kidding me right now?
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Want me to put those on top here?
Gonna butter the corn? Butter the knob?
As soon as I saw the grill, the steaks, the burgers,
I got so excited.
I love grilling, so I was in my element again.
DJing and then grilling, so...
Oh, that's nice.
[Giannina] That is just super hot.
You know? When a man is like,
behind the fire, he has the meat.
Kind of all eyes on him, and he just owns it.
He can grill for me any single day of the week.
I'll have barbecue for breakfast.
[music]
You have to put pressure on it!
Go! One, two, three.
Ow, it's bruised! It's bruised!
-One, two, three. -Half my finger's chopped off.
[Giannina] Hold it there for at least like,
five minutes right there.
Looks good, dude.
If I move to America, I'm gonna talk like this all the time.
[laughing]
All the time.
[Blake] Who do you guys think they'll put in the exile game?
I really do think it's gonna be me. Me and Blake.
I think, for a fact, it's gonna be you and Blake.
-Yeah, it's gonna be us two. -Because it only makes sense.
You guys have 40 points. You know what I mean?
You're tied up with them. But you know what, though?
If me and Blake do go in, I'm not bothered.
-[James] It is what it is. -And I wouldn't blame 'em.
Yeah.
[music]
[sighing]
Yeah, the upcoming exile games,
I'm excited to see the inner strength of
Joey Don Essex.
Can I really pull it through?
Because it's gonna be Blake and James.
They're the only team that have got a chance
against me and Angelina.
-Johnny, is it gonna be you? -[Johnny] What?
[Angelina] I hope they're not gonna put you in there.
Oh, hell no. That's a possibility.
[Blake] Do you think? Why?
-Wow. -I think so.
Because of the fight last night.
Yeah, exactly.
Vanjie and I were, like, goin' at it.
-Let me talk. -No you, no you...
Let me talk, let me talk, let me talk, let me talk.
-[Trina] You sound stupid. -It doesn't matter.
Well, let me be stupid.
[Johnny] No, Vanjie wouldn't do that to me.
He wouldn't do that to me. You know, Vanjie and Ricardo,
I'm real cool with the both of them.
But my partner, Trina,
she gets in a heated argument with Vanjie,
the person in power.
He may throw us in exile,
because he is at odds with Trina.
[Angelina] Dude. Did my fuckin' Band-Aid fall off?
Well, where did it go? [gasping]
[Giannina] Ew!
[music]
No.
-Oh, no! -No, don't tell me this! Shh.
Don't say nothing. Fuck.
[grill sizzling]
Oh, I found it! Oh, I found it!
Ew!
[Giannina] Looks like you barbecued it off.
Ew! Gross!
At least it wasn't in someone's frickin' food!
-Yeah. -[Pauly] Crisis averted.
Angelina, step away from the grill.
Speaking of grill, the sports car crew burned rubber
all the way to the vineyard.
[music]
[Ricardo] Going to a vineyard, we are drinking wine.
Ooh! Park there, baby.
Line up the luck, baby.
[music]
[Vanjie] Your chariot awaits.
-Come on, look! -[Ricardo] Your throne.
Your fanny gonna fall out.
I'm not gonna lie, I feel like royalty.
I'm gettin' wheelchaired around.
Who do they think I am? This is the new me.
[Potro] I'm taking my grandma to the vineyard.
[laughing]
Not too fast, not too fast.
[Chloe] That is gorgeous!
[Vanjie] Better than the exile, right?
[group cheering]
Right into the pool.
Could you imagine?
[man] I will give you some local wine.
It is a very special wine.
[group exclaiming] [man] So, enjoy.
[Potro] Cheers. Salut.
-Cheers! -Cheers!
Thank you guys for inviting us.
-Oh, you're welcome! -You deserve it!
Let me smell the wine instead of the fish.
I know some things about wine.
But I don't consider myself an expert.
I consider myself being an expert drinking.
-I'm so grateful to be here. -[Ricardo] Oh!
You deserve this. Now a good 24 hours.
[glasses clinking] [Vanjie] Yeah.
[music]
[grill sizzling]
I love barbecues.
And actually am really hungry.
I've never had a barbecue from USA.
I only have carnitas in Mexico in Monterrey
[laughing]
It's not my first rodeo in the backyard.
[laughing]
I'm gonna be honest. I feel like...
Although they're driving the exotic cars,
and whatever, I feel like they kinda missed out
on a little family bonding. You know?
-[Giannina] Yeah, a good time. -[Joey] I bonded over the beer.
[Giannina] Yeah, yeah, same.
Oh, my God. The American barbecue. Wow.
I mean, this is... This is like Heaven.
I will do this again.
Very soon. Maybe tomorrow.
I love spending time with people
that I'm, you know, that I'm getting to know.
And like, we're like starting to become a family
and stuff like that. So...
-[Angelina] Very happy that... -A very dysfunctional family!
-[grill sizzling] -Oh, my God!
What's happening in the fuckin' thing?
[Joey] Oh, shit.
-[Johnny] Blake, Blake! -[Bethan] It's burnin'!
[crowd exclaiming]
-[man] Whoa! -[woman] Fire!
[Blake] It's all right, it's all right. It'll go down.
Gigi bats her eyes at me, and I get distracted.
-Whoa! -It'll go down, it'll go down.
[Giannina] Oh, my God!
I swear, the whole fuckin' house is gonna blow up.
[Giannina] He almost burned the house down,
but I think we all had a good time.
[Pauly] Crisis number two, averted.
The villa is still standing.
Over at the vineyard, the crew is busy deciding
who is at risk of going to the exile game
against Joey and Angelina.
[Chloe] Who do you think you're gonna choose
for the exile game?
If you guys were in our position,
who do you think would be a good pick?
Who are they up against? Joey. Joey and Angelina.
[Vanjie] Joey and Angelina's already there,
-because Joey cheated. -Cheater!
"I'm really good at popping bottles."
[Potro] No, I, I wouldn't pick--
I would probably go for the person with the most points.
I think personally, if I had to pick,
I would probably pick Blake and James.
Just because I feel like
they're at the same level as them.
And as a competition, you want people to be down below ya.
And if they were to lose, then they would be in front.
Does that make sense? It's a lot to take in, isn't it?
[Ricardo] We had the same thought as Chloe,
the person who has more points.
It'll be less people gunning for us,
because it'll be more people with the same amount of points.
After we had the "arcooteries",
the crackers and cheese, and the wine,
Now I'm like, my mind is a little bit fucked.
I don't know what I'm about to do.
I do honestly want to say a massive shoutout to
the both of ya's. Honestly, from the bottom of my heart,
I really needed this. And so did you.
[Potro] Thank you very, very much.
-Thank you very much. -Thank you, love ya's.
-You's deserve to win. -We love you.
[Pauly] Ah.
Nothing brings people together like free wine.
A toast!
To sending our friends to the exile arena.
[music]
♪
Bam.
Oh, shit!
[Angelina] You and Blake are very cute, I must say.
At first, I was like...
"Get a room!" He's a really good guy.
[Giannina] We make each other so happy.
[Angelina] You don't even sleep in his bed!
-[Giannina] No. -[Angelina] Do you take
-your time with that? -I took my time.
You guys having this time to get to know each other
-is awesome. -I love that we're like,
teasing each other that we can't. It makes it better.
It's amazing. Because then, when you get outta here,
it'll be better.
You don't want your first time to be in, like a...
That's why I didn't kiss him in the jacuzzi.
[Vanjie] On the mouth! On the mouth!
[music]
I was wonderin' that. Can I tell you that?
[Giannina] Yeah. Because I didn't want it to be
in front of everybody.
I actually didn't know that that was it,
I thought it was somethin' that you just...
Were playin' him or something. You were like,
playing with his heart, I felt like...
And that's why I got so mad at you.
I think you're a dirtbag for what you did to fuckin' Blake
over here. How you kissed James
right in front of his ass.
And I'm sorry, but like, I really got upset.
[Angelina] I'm getting to know you, now we squashed our shit,
I'm very happy.
[Giannina] Wow! Okay, so, the olive branch, the like...
Declaration of Independence, Constitution,
whatever the fuck you wanna call it,
between me and Angelina
has been signed, sealed, and delivered.
To new friendship.
[music]
You always wanna keep date night
because a lot of couples forget about that shit.
And you know what happens?
They start separating, and they start just...
-You gotta keep it sexy. -You have to keep the sex alive
My husband tends to get very...
Comfortable.
We weren't sexual for a while.
Don't know why. Let it go.
No sex thing? I don't even feel like
I'm like, attractive to him anymore.
Like, sex is a big thing in a relationship.
Do you think this marriage is gonna last?
I mean, I've been married for two years...
Separated for like, two months.
Are you happy though, Angelina?
I'm happy some days now. It's weird.
It goes up and down like a rollercoaster.
But then he... On the flipside, he's my best friend.
And he loves me, and he really stays around,
and he really, like sticks through it.
'Cause he made you dependent on him.
They try to put you like this...
When they know you're here.
-Yes. -That is exactly what I...
-Wow. -[Giannina] I learned why
Angelina behaves the way that she does.
Sometimes when you put up such a front,
it's because you're really hurting here.
And everybody's relationship is different.
When you're not in it together, that's when shit blows up.
[Angelina] Pour yourself more wine, girl.
-[laughing] -We're gonna need it!
We're gonna need it!
[music]
Hit on one of your shoremates in your native language.
[crowd whooping] We are back!
[crowd exclaiming]
Wow.
Oh, my God! What's happenin'?
[Giannina] We have so much food waiting for you.
There's beer, there's wine, there's sex games.
Ooh, sex games! How was it?
[Chloe] Oh, my God it was amazing!
-[Potro] Good! -[Giannina] Yeah?
[Giannina] Did you dress the part?
Yeah, absolutely.
- shouting -Sorry!
[Chloe] Fuck.
Oh, my God!
[Potro] Sorry!
[Vanjie] Help her up! Help her up!
She got a wheelchair. Are you fuckin' kidding me?
Welcome back!
I've just been dropped on me head.
Yeah, she rolled over.
What kind of cars y'all drive?
-A Corvette. -Corvette?
[Chloe] Watch out! Watch me legs!
Bethan!
Cut it out!
♪
[air horn siren]
[crowd exclaiming]
[Ricardo] We have our minds
pretty much like focused on who we're gonna send,
but I think it's gonna be a good fight.
Oh!
[Karime] "Ricardo and Vanjie,
please nominate a team to compete against
Angelina and Joey in the exile game."
[crowd booing]
[James] I wouldn't be surprised
if we get sent in the exile games
against Angelina and Joey.
Because we are doin' so well,
we will now have a target on our backs.
Clearly, we know that Angelina and Joey
are gonna be there for cheating.
[crowd laughing]
Come on!
You are not that good at popping bottles.
I nearly got away with it, I nearly got away with it.
We all have different ideas and different ways
to go about it,
and sometimes not doin' what the obvious thing is.
So, we are choosing...
[music]
Bethan and Marina.
[All] What?
Holy shit.
I did not see that comin' one bit.
[Bethan] Surely you're lyin'.
-[Johnny] What? -Why?
-Are you takin' the bit? -Really?
Shocked. Bethan and Marina?
I don't understand.
So, we aimed in the middle.
'Cause it would look like
All the 40 points are gonna be losing.
And it's our asses to be there to be voted for next time.
I'm sorry, but now it's gonna be your asses in the next exile.
Okay! We feel really bad.
I don't even have words
to explain what I'm feeling right now.
I'm very pissed off.
-This makes no fucking sense. -It's not personal, but like,
I'm just really, like, shocked. You know what I mean?
[Marina] We really thought that nobody was gonna pick us.
I mean, like, I'm upset,
but at the same time,
we can't let that thing, like, get us.
Get in our heads.
I really care for Ricardo, I really care for Vanjie.
So, I really don't know what the fuck is goin' on.
People are literally stabbing each other's back.
Vanjie and Ricardo, y'all better watch out.
I'm coming for you.
We gotta keep our game face on.
-Now we gotta watch out. -Yeah.
I never, ever expected that. Not one bit.
The exile games are gonna be hard,
they're not gonna be nice.
And I don't think I'll cope very well,
'cause it's just not like, a fair fight.
Yeah.
[Marina] Game on!
[Bethan] I'm so scared!
[Johnny] I think you guys got it.
Damn, this is a death sentence. They're gonna lose.
A hundred percent, they're gonna lose.
My baby's gonna get exiled.
[Marina] Come on. We got this.
I mean, I don't know if we have, but we'll try.
[Marina] Come on. Come here, come here.
Boom. Boom.
[laughing]
All right, bye!
We'll have to kill the tension a little bit, yeah?
Do we drink now?
[music]
[Pauly] After getting blindsided by Ricardo and Vanjie
Bethan and Marina head to bed,
hoping to wake up from this nightmare.
While everyone else turns up the heat
with a sexy game of Jenga.
[music]
[laughing]
♪
French kiss the shoremate to your left?
[Giannina] Just skip one, and go to Karime.
Oh, my God!
[crowd cheering]
[Giannina] Oh, my God!
[Blake] Karime's getting wet!
[Karime] James...
He's not the best kisser I ever made out,
but I think everything can fix.
Yeah, for sure.
But I...
I know that I'm a fuckin' good kisser.
Motorboat the person to your left.
"Motorboat". What is that?
[Giannina] It's cute!
A motorboat is when you put your face between their tits.
[Trina] Gimme those tits.
-Ahh! -No, no, no!
It was supposed to be in the middle. In the middle.
-[Trina] In the middle? -Of your chest.
[Trina] Like, you're doing it to me?
Yeah.
Let us hear your best sex moan.
Oh, yeah!
[laughing]
[James] You've practiced that one before.
Mine's good. Yeah!
[crowd laughing]
I'm almost there! Whoa!
Do it again?
I'm almost there! Whoa!
[laughing] [clapping]
[Trina] What is one thing you would change
about your teammate?
One thing I'd change about my friend here,
he's not hearing where I'm coming from,
or seeing my perspective on things.
I feel like you're very...
Enlighten me, please.
[Ricardo] We've heard this a lot of times.
It's like, a broken disc go all the time.
Parrots in our ears, you know?
There's definitely animosity in the air
that we have to clear eventually.
No, there's no animosity at all.
Okay.
The most important thing for me is our...
-[laughing] -Chemistry as a team.
You know what I mean?
Moving forward, competing in these games together.
[Trina] I did something to protect myself
in order for nobody come behind my back
and say something else.
-Where... -You're selfish.
I mean, if you wanna, like, translate it to that, sure.
That is exactly what it is.
Trina, I wanna be your friend. I wanna be your teammate.
But please, stop making it so hard for me.
I'm taking accountability for my actions.
And I do apologize.
All right.
[Trina] 'Kay.
-All right. -[Trina] Cool.
Whoa!
[crowd screaming]
It was me?
[Vanjie] Yeah, 'cause you got one eye!
I didn't see it, sorry!
Okay, game over.
[Pauly] Apology accepted.
Can Johnny and Trina keep the peace?
Or will their partnership end up like the Jenga tower?
[music]
♪ Start my hustle at the crack of dawn ♪
♪ 'Cause I've been puttin' in the miles ♪
♪ like a marathon
[Joey] Getting myself warmed up early.
Me and Angelina are against
Marina and Bethan in the exile game.
I'm gettin' myself physically and mentally prepared.
I've done a little jog, I've done a few two-steps.
A few star jumps.
Them ones.
Just gettin'-- gettin' my body all ready,
Do you know what I'm sayin?
You wanna know what he said last night?
He went,
"Oh, come and stay, come and stay,
because this is gonna be our last night." And I went,
"Oh, you've got no faith in us, then?
[Bethan] No, no, you didn't.
Then that's all right!
This is our last night together, baby.
This is our last night together.
What, because you've got no faith in it?
You fuckin' dick.
You can definitely fuck off now!
You've literally got nay faith in us.
You've got no faith in the bird whatsoever.
Yeah, we should win this, no matter what.
-This is some bullshit -We gotta win.
We will win.
I can't believe
that you're not going to exile.
I thought it was a done deal,
I was literally mentally prepared.
-We all were! -[Blake] To go to the game.
[Giannina] It would make sense.
[Blake] Everybody's strategy is different.
Mine would be to take everybody at the top,
and throw them into the exile games.
They're protecting themselves, right?
They're trying to not have a target on their back.
By picking people who they don't think
are gonna win it. The competitions.
'Cause like, yeah,
I think you always send the teams with the highest points.
'Cause they can go back to zero.
But I love it,
because I'm in a really good spot right now.
That's the craziest part.
♪ I'm technically best at everything ♪
[Angelina] There is a fuckin' bee in the sink!
There's a fuckin' bee in the sink!
Oh, my God! Oh, my hairbrush!
Why is it on my hairbrush?! [ air horn siren]
[screaming]
[Vanjie] Just get it over with.
Come, come on, little rockstar with boots on.
-[Joey] Hurry! -Get ready for your exile game.
[Bethan] If I hear that horn one more time,
I'm gonna fuckin' hit the roof.
The fuckin' anxiety went from me toes
right to me fingertips.
I was like, ill.
[crowd whooping]
"The exile game.
Time to take out the trash!"
No, it's really funny Blake said it,
that's so American, isn't it?
[all] Time to take out the trash!
-The garbage. -The garbage.
"Head to the arena for your next exile game!"
[crowd exclaiming]
Good luck, good luck!
Good luck!
[Blake] Let the exile games begin!
[music]
[James] What is that smell?
[gagging] [Bethan] Oh, my God!
-[Blake] Stinks. -[James] I know.
-This coulda been us. -It smells so bad.
[James] I know. Thank God it's not us.
-What's that? -[Johnny] It looks like shit.
-Dumpsters. -Dumpsters.
-Trash. -Trash bags, garbage.
-Everything. -It was bad.
[crowd cheering]
[Joey] King and queen of the villa.
I need to win this exile game,
to keep myself in the villa, in my bed.
Let's go.
[Marina] Got me very anxious.
I don't wanna go in there!
But me and Bethan are here to win it.
And we don't have no other strategy,
but to win.
[crowd cheering]
I have so much experience with trashbags.
I was 21 years old. I took garbage bags,
and I packed all of my shit in there,
and I walked into the house with a garbage bag.
No way.
-[Angelina] Hey. -[man] Oh, hey, what's up?
All your clothes? In garbage bags?
-Mm-hm. -Why?
Why wouldn't you use a suitcase? That's ruthless.
[Vanjie] All right, everybody. Hush up, and listen up.
You too, cheaters. Okay.
The exile game is called "Dumpster Diving".
[All] Whoo.
[Vanjie] Yes. Okay.
"Each team will push over their dumpsters full of trash,
in search of four shore condoms,
with numbers hidden inside the wrappers.
Those four numbers, in the proper order,
will unlock the dumpsters.
And not every number will be found
in the dumpster trash.
The surrounding bins and trash are also in play.
The first team to unlock their dumpsters,
push them to the crate in the center of the arena,
jump inside it, close the lid, wins!
The losing team will forfeit all their points,
and will spend the night in exile!"
[Blake] No!
[drumming]
-Yay! -Good luck!
[Joey] Good luck, guys.
[Blake] Here we go, let's go, let's go!
That's so heavy, are you fuckin' jokin'?
Come on, baby.
Oh, fuck my life.
[James] I don't know if that smells worse than the fish.
Get down with it. Get down with it.
[air horn siren]
[crowd screaming]
♪
[Blake] Come on, come on, come on!
Open up the trash bags, dump them all out!
Rip those bags!
[music]
I've got one. I've got number one!
[Giannina] Come on, Marina!
[crowd shouting]
[Marina] Nothing.
Right there! Right there!
Keep goin', keep goin'! Don't slow down!
[Pauly] Ditching the snorkels? Bold strategy.
Maybe exposing their noses
will help them sniff out the latex.
There's one right here.
Four! Four.
[Pauly] Unfortunately for Bethan and Marina,
something tell me Joey's had a lot of practice
looking for condoms.
He and Angelina already found three,
while Bethan and Marina are still empty-handed.
[Marina] Ugh! There's nothing in here.
Go, go, go!
[Joey] Only one more number! One more number.
They didn't have one number, we had three numbers.
-[Joey] Like psychic powers. -[Angelina] See?
-[Joey] Did you even get one, though?
[Angelina] I swear to God, I got one.
[Joey] I thought you meant that we're a team.
No, no, I got one!
You had all the trash powers, anyway.
Bees, motherfucker. Get off. I hit you in the balls?
Right in the bean bag, ahh...
Agh! There's nothing in here!
Keep goin', keep goin', keep goin'!
That's wet, that's wet, that's why I couldn't get it.
-[Marina] Yeah! -Come on, keep goin'!
Keep goin', don't slow down! Let's go!
[Marina] What the fuck!
[Johnny] There you go! There you go, there you go!
There you go! Keep goin', keep goin'!
[Angelina] Where is it?
Okay, go, go, go!
One more! Fuck, man!
[Pauly] Angelina and Joey have all four of their condoms,
and are ready to unlock their dumpster.
But Bethan and Marina haven't given up, yet.
Come on guys!
All right, go!
[Bethan] We need the last one, we need the last one!
[Angelina] One, eight, four, three!
-[Joey] What the fuck? -I found it!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! How many numbers?
-Baby, you have all four? -Have we got all four?
[Marina] One more, no. One more.
Come on, man! Four?!
[Joey] Hey, while we're on four,
what is that combination?
[Angelina] Four, one, eight, three!
[Marina] Ah, we're gonna fuckin' lose!
It's fuckin' stressful. There's a lot of trash around me.
Hey, I swear we've tried that one.
[Blake] That's gotta be it! That's gotta be it!
That's gotta be it, that's gotta be it!
[crowd screaming]
[Pauly] Bethan and Marina found their last condom.
Can they pull off a Magnum sized upset?
-[Angelina] Try four, three... -[Marina] Zero, five, seven.
[Angelina] Three, four.
Zero, five, seven, two.
-Zero, five, seven, two! -Your hands are wet,
because you've been gone through the gunk.
So, as soon as you start twistin' the lock,
the sand's gettin' in the lock,
and you can't twist it, because it's so hard.
And, ugh. It was... It was stressful.
Four, one, three, eight.
Zero, two, five!
[Bethan] Zero, two, five... Nope!
[Angelina] Four, three, eight, one?
Try four, three, eight, one.
Make sure it's in the right place.
-I've done it! -Fuckin' hell.
[Pauly] Joey and Angelina have unlocked their dumpster.
But they still need to move it to the center,
and climb inside, before they can dump
Bethan and Marina into exile.
[Marina] Two, five, seven, zero!
[Vanjie] Two, five, seven, zero!
Try that one! Two, five, seven, zero!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
And I've got people in me ear that way,
and people in my ear that way. Everybody! Please, just shut up!
So I can concentrate!
I can't deal with it! Pressure!
-Sorry, baby. I'm sorry. -[Marina] 25,
seven, zero.
Oh, you're mad at us because we not cheer for you?
Oh, come on. Grow up.
♪
We are... All eyes are on us.
Always, why?
I don't know why, I can't work it out.
No, we know why. Because we're the fuckin' best.
We're the best.
[Bethan] Seven, five, zero, two!
Go, go, go! Get in.
Marina, zero, two, five, seven. You got this.
Oh, my God!
[Johnny] I wasn't cheering for them at all.
A little slap in the face for Angelina and Joey,
just because I feel like it would have been
really funny to see them lose.
-[Joey] Peace. -[buzzer buzzing]
[crowd applauding]
[Bethan] You're really cheering for them a lot, aren't you.
We are the fuckin' champs, once again!
-Again! -Again.
Disqualify me, and I still win.
[crowd cheering]
How do we feel about being the winners?
I'm... I'm really happy.
My feet are soaked in shit!
-Oh, my God? -Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Okay. Okay.
[Bethan] It's all right.
-It's okay. -We tried. We tried!
I would... I would do anything for a shower now.
Me, too.
See, I would honestly suck an old man off
-to have a shower now. -I would be like, I need--
I would suck an old man off for no money,
for a shower right now. I would!
[crowd applauding]
[Pauly] Ah. The stench of victory.
Joey and Angelina reek of success.
But dumpster queens, Marina and Bethan,
must now prepare for a night in exile.
Grab a condom before you go!
You might need protection.
[Ricardo] Congratulations again, Joey.
Yeah, congrats.
[Joey] I can tell that everyone wanted
Joey and Angelina to lose.
I just, I just... I'm just powerful, ain't I?
It must be annoyin', though.
I can feel their pain.
I swear there was poo in there, man.
-[Giannina] Possibly. -Really?
[Joey] Yeah.
Like donkey poo or somethin'. I don't know what it was.
I don't doubt it.
[Joey] Do I stink?
Yeah, I can smell you from here.
-Yeah, probably. -Oh, my God.
Oh, get out. Ugh.
Mm.
[Bethan] This backpack is really crampin' me style.
You look like a schoolgirl.
Every single night that I've been here,
I've spent 95 percent of my time with Bethan.
Behave, y'all!
Everyone behave. Especially you, over here.
And the thought of her leaving, just is terrible.
[Bethan] Well, then, we're off.
-[Marina] This is it. -[Bethan] Oh, my God.
Now what?
[music]
I'm tired.
What the fuck is that?
Well, I've walked into an absolute shithole.
Can't see a toilet, dyin' for a wink.
Feelin' like it's gonna be a bumpy night.
Bumpy as that ocean.
We're here in the middle of nowhere.
Well, I have no idea what the fuck this is.
But to be honest, like,
this is not trash, right?
Like, at least it's not a dumpster.
There's a note inside?
Wow, I didn't even see that.
"Read me."
Oh my God. All right, okay.
"Welcome, castaways.
You've been shipwrecked into exile for the night.
But this is no ordinary beach shack.
It was once home to a man
who lost his mind countin' down the days
'til he escaped. He never did. Will you?
-What the fu...? -[Marina] Escape? Escape...
Escape from where?
[Pauly] From this creepy beach, Marina.
Because if you can figure out the clues,
you can be the first team to escape exile.
-Ooh. -Ooh.
[Marina] There's a picture?
Wait, what's that?
So, we'll have to try and escape.
This doesn't make sense, is it like a riddle?
[Marina] "Home, where the heart is."
Countin' down the days? Countin' down.
Well, I'll be honest.
I was very, very confused about the message.
It didn't make a lot of sense at all.
Obviously countin' has got somethin' to do
with how we're gonna survive tonight.
Countin' what, though?
How many days he was here?
We definitely have got to stick together on this one.
Because I just wanna leave this place
as soon as possible.
One, two, three, four, five?
So, this is five days?
-[Bethan] I don't know. -I'm so bad with numbers!
[Bethan] I can't deal with this fuckin' shit.
[Marina] Did you see Wilson?
[laughing]
[Marina] Like I'm gonna start talking to this shit.
[laughing]
[Marina] This is actually funny.
[Bethan] I'm actually dead.
Can't deal with it.
You have a chain and everything.
Okay? You rockin' it.
[music]
[Bethan] See, what we should do now,
is we physically explore everywhere.
[Marina] What? What are these?
It's not rice!
[gagging] [Bethan] It's...
-It's maggots! -[Marina] Worms.
It's actually worms, no?
[screaming]
[Bethan] Oh, my God!
-It stinks! -[Marina] What the fuck?
I almost threw up, I'm not gonna lie.
No fucking lights?
I can't do fire. Like, I can't make a fire.
I don't know how we're gonna manage this.
This is like a bed with rocks.
I could definitely...
Okay, which bed do you wanna take?
Girl.
[Bethan] Oh, my God!
-Wait! -[Marina] What?
Oh, no.
What you find?
I don't actually know.
Yes! Bitch, yes!
Motherfucker.
No, no. It's nothin'.
Bitch, this is something.
Ah yes!
[both] "The writing is on the wall."
What wall? The wall?
[Marina] The wall.
In... In the house.
Sorry! So sorry.
All the writing is on the wall in the house.
Oh, my God.
The writing is on the wall.
Well, then. Right.
It's gonna get dark.
I'll try to make a fire.
-Oh, there's numbers. -[Bethan] Two, two, two!
You said two, two, two?
Yeah.
Bitch.
Bitch, we fucked.
[ladies screaming]
No comments, or I'll go mad!
[Pauly] Next time on All Star Shore.
[Bethan] I can't do this, man. [both screaming]
[air horn siren] Welcome to
your third paradise game.
[Johnny] Fuck me! We're going to exile!
[Vanjie] We gon' have a little party.
[crowd exclaiming]
Thank you for breaking our stage, bitch.
That's fuckin' disgustin'.
Everybody know what messy is, and that's what that is.
[crowd exclaiming]
[Karime] I can't see anything!
[crying]