[upbeat music]
- Thank you for letting us have this here.
This place meant everything to my grandfather,
and it only feels right that this is where we honor him.
- I was picturing more of a celebration
of life kind of thing.
I didn't realize that he would actually
be joining us in person.
- There he is.
I bet he's up there in heaven right now
sitting in a conference room
with Jesus, and Buddha, and Zeus, and everyone,
yelling, "Jesus, get me those files, or you're fired."
- [chuckles] Well, that's a beautiful image.
- Yeah.
- Well, um, I don't want to hold up the line.
So I'm gonna-- - No, it's okay.
Hey, everyone, I'll get to you later, okay?
- That's not necessary. - Thank you, yes.
You're nodding, but you're not--
- Okay, okay. - [sighs]
You know, they really broke the mold with my grandpa.
- Yeah, they did.
- There will never be another Franklin Payne,
so don't you go trying to make one.
- I will not do that.
So all right. Well, good to see you.
- I just can't believe he's gone.
[sobbing] - Oh, we're doing this?
Oh, oh, boy. - [sobbing]
- There, there, there.
♪
- ♪ Bom bom bom-bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
♪ Buh buh bom-bom-bom buh bom-bom-bom-bom ♪
[chorus vocalizing]
- I never even met this dildo.
I don't know why I have to spend my Sunday
pretending to grieve for him.
- Well, he used to be CEO. You're the current CEO.
It's like when the next president dies.
All the new presidents have to go to the funeral.
- If I ever die, just don't let 'em
stick me in the conference room.
- If you ever die?
- Ah, and speaking of funerals,
look who's back from the dead after I fired him,
Jintao Kang, oh, and he's talking
to Soren no less.
- Well, he worked here under Franklin, so...
- What's going on with this little number?
- Oh, it's the only thing I had that felt right for a funeral.
I think I bought it for a candlelight vigil
back when Heath Ledger died.
- I'd think your closet would be full
of funeral friendly stuff.
- What does that mean? - It's a compliment.
- Is it? Nice.
- Is that a casserole?
- Well, in my family, when someone dies,
you bring a casserole.
- Or you could have just made a donation to their charity.
- Is that what you did?
- So check out all the people
who've already signed the guest book:
Karl Debbers, Fiona Brand, James Pershner,
all in the same room.
- I don't know who those people are.
- It's like every top auto industry player
on the planet.
I mean, this funeral's wasted on you.
- I don't know if there's, like,
someone I can give this to or--
- Peter Drabek?
God, why didn't this bastard die sooner, you know?
- Yeah.
- It's totally protected from climate change,
and if you invest 7 million, they just give you residency.
- Hm. - Oh, that's beautiful.
Oh, and you get to live there with the Hobbits and the sheep.
- Oh, yeah. - How you guys holding up?
- Uh, we're good, man. You?
- You know, just taking it one day at a time
I guess, right?
So, look, I was planning on singing "Father Figure"
by George Michael because Grandpa
was like a father figure to me,
and I wanted to make sure, none of you were planning
on doing that, right?
- I'm definitely not going to sing
"Father Figure" by George Michael
at my grandfather's memorial.
- Good, no overlap.
- We were just sitting around talking about what
we were gonna do with our stock.
Landon is gonna buy some property in New Zealand,
and my Toddy, he is going to be investing
in Ming dynasty erotica.
- You gotta see some of the stuff they did back then.
I mean, this is pre-internet.
- Okay, wait, hold on, are you talking about
the Payne stock that Grandpa left us?
He'd want that to stay in the family, right?
Not sell it all and buy a bunch of weird Mongolian porn.
Can't you guys just wait one day
before you start planning
how you're gonna split up the spoils.
He just died. His body's not even cold yet.
- No, it is freezing. I touched it.
- What? - You did?
- Yeah, it's an open casket. You're supposed to.
It's, like, part of the experience.
- No, you're not supposed to touch him.
- What are you, the funeral police?
- So how's everything going over at Volkswagen, Jin?
Boring? You plus the Germans.
- Oh, I'm not at Volkswagen anymore.
- Oh.
- I work for a Saudi investment fund.
I manage $230 billion. - Wow.
[chuckles] The Saudis, huh?
God, you thought I was a scary boss, right?
Mess up with the Saudis, and it's...
[imitates sawing]
[laughs]
- I never thought you were a scary boss.
I just thought you didn't know what you were doing.
- Oh, well, I guess I've proven that theory wrong,
right, Soren?
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, have you seen our stock lately?
It's just going up, up, up. You know, she's gone.
- Soren told me that if you don't get the price back up
to 58.14 by next month, you're the one who's gone.
- [chuckles] Well, I'm not worried.
We're gonna make it, or at least be close enough.
I mean, it's not like Soren is gonna hold me
to the exact penny, right, Soren?
- A deal is a deal. - Yes, a deal is a deal.
- The stock has been going up, but he's gonna fire me
if I'm not hitting the exact penny?
- It's not fair.
Did he say whether the whole team
was on the chopping block or just you?
It's not fair either way. - No.
- Wesley.
Payne's a different place without your grandpa.
I'm sorry. - Thanks.
Well, you're the only ones who care.
My parents didn't even bother flying back
from Aruba for the funeral.
- Aruba?
What, did they read an in-flight magazine
from 1998?
- And all my family thinks about
is selling his stock and cashing out.
- Sorry, what?
When you say selling his stock, do you mean his Payne stock?
They do realize, if they all sell at once,
it'll kill the stock price?
- They don't care.
All they care about is buying
New Zealand farms and 500-year-old oriental porn.
Oh, sorry, Asian porn.
I don't know what you're supposed to call it.
I'm going through a lot right now, guys.
♪
.
- ♪ For just one moment
♪ To be bold and naked
♪ At your side
♪ Sometimes I think that
- Does he know he's singing
about wanting to [bleep] his grandpa?
- Cyrus, focus.
If the whole family sells at the same time,
it's gonna flood the market, and the price is gonna crater.
If the price falls, we'll never get it back up
at the deadline, and that means we will all
be out on our asses, so do whatever it takes
to convince the family not to sell.
- Wait, we have to do that now?
It feels kind of wrong to talk to people
about their inheritance during a funeral.
- I know, like, "Hi, here's a tissue.
Sorry for your loss. Now let's talk finances."
- We can't wait.
If they start selling when the market's open
in the morning, it'll be too late.
- Yeah, I just wish there was another way.
- You know what? This stupid thread.
- Oh. - Oh, whoops.
Oh, obviously, I thought
just the thread would come off,
and I'd be the hero.
- Can you see that?
- ♪ I will be the one who loves you ♪
♪ Till the end of time
Gonna miss you, Grandpa.
[sparse applause]
- That's better, right? Should I do more?
- And mess with perfection? - I'll do more.
What are you looking for?
- We're on a sinking ship, Sadie.
If Katherine wants to run around bailing water
out with a bucket, that's her choice.
I'm gonna find a life raft like...
Enzo Moretti from Fiat is here. Fiat's not a bad place to land.
- Yeah, he's over there.
- Perfect. Thank you, Sadie.
And good luck with your raggedy-ass dress.
- You didn't have to rip it out.
That's their guest book.
- Your grandfather was so excited
about everything we have in the pipeline for next year.
- Oh, I didn't know you two had met.
- Oh, yeah, we talked. We talked all the time.
I think the last time was about a month ago.
I was visiting him at home. - You mean the hospital?
- Yeah, well, I mean, of course,
that had become his home at that point.
- I just have to wonder, is selling the right move?
I mean, you'd lose your stake in the company for what?
A bunch of cash you'd just blow in Vegas or something?
- I'm gonna donate it to Warriors against Hunger.
- Yeah.
- They do a lot for the food insecure.
- That's nice.
- I just don't know what I'm gonna do without him.
- Well, I try to focus on what they left behind.
As long as you keep whatever he passed onto you,
you will always have a piece of him.
- That's so beautiful.
You know, I got my sense of humor from him.
- Your sense of humor? Great.
What else did you get from him?
- And he said, "Katherine, thank you for the year
"this company is about to have and how happy
our shareholder are gonna be."
Wow.
- How did he say that through the ventilator?
- Uh, he--um, he pointed.
- In reality, the presidents of those charities
take 99% of the donations for themselves.
It's so sad.
- We had the same azure blue eyes.
- Oh, you gotta keep those eyes.
[chuckles] What else did he leave you?
- Um, hemophilia. - Okay.
- But, you know, letter by letter
on one of those charts.
- He did--like,
"The Diving Bell and the Butterfly"?
He, like, pointed with the letters and--
- Yes, it was-- it took forever,
but I got it.
- Did he say anything about me? - No, that was it.
- Really take stock of everything he left behind
and in what ways you are richer because of him.
- Oh, well, you know, he did leave me
with 60,000 class A shares of Payne stock.
I mean, does that count? - It all counts.
It all counts, so you gotta keep it all.
You know, the stock.
Yeah, obviously, hemophilia, all of that.
- Plus a lot of people who say they're hungry,
they're actually very well-fed.
I can send you a YouTube video that lays it all out.
[dress tears]
- Oops. [chuckles]
I think your dress ripped open.
- Yes, thanks for the tip, sir.
- Every curve, every line is working together
to tell a story.
- Yeah, but not at the expense of function.
I mean, at the end of the day,
it's gotta go from place to place.
- [chuckles] Yeah, you know, I'm sorry.
He's too polite to say this,
but you're kind of monopolizing his time.
Maybe you could go and check out the bar?
- Uh, okay, I guess I'll get a drink.
- Okay, bye-bye, yeah.
Hey. - Hey.
- That guy, what a talker, huh?
Cyrus Knight, chief of design here at Payne.
Listen, I agree with what you were saying
about design telling a story,
and that's what I love about Fiat.
You know, the Fiat 500,
it makes the Mini Cooper look like a PT Cruiser.
Yep, there, I said it. - It's true.
I was just raving about the 500 to Enzo.
- That's Enzo?
- Yeah, Enzo Moretti, the CEO at Fiat.
I was just telling him how the 500--
- Wouldn't you want me to sell the stock
while I still have time to enjoy the money?
- Come on, you.
You are so young.
You have plenty of time. - Do you think?
- Yeah, yeah. - Mom, hi, there you are.
- Christina, hi, I was just talking to Jack
about what I should do with the stock that Grandpa left me.
- That's an odd topic to bring up at a funeral.
Are you a financial advisor or something?
- [chuckles] Just a friend.
- A friend, okay, a friend who chitchats
fragile, wealthy older women at funerals, okay.
- Oh, honey, no, don't make this a whole thing.
Really, no, we're fine.
- I think I'll just sit right here
with you and, um...
- Jack. - Jack.
- Okay. - [chuckles]
- Oh, my God.
- I thought the answer was A
on your Instagram story.
I was one of the 34% who chose A, the cat,
for what you should be for Halloween.
- Noted, listen, as much as I'd love
to do a deep dive on this with you,
I'm just kind of--
- I hear the Payne family is all planning
to sell their shares,
but I have an interesting proposal,
and I think Kitty's gonna like it.
- Yeah. It was a good costume.
.
- Well, as I mentioned,
I'm a partner in a Saudi investment fund.
It's run by two brothers, Salim and Alamulhuda...
- Okay.
- The latter of whom goes by Al.
- Jin, we're in a bit of a time crunch,
so if you could just get to the offer,
that'd be great.
- The fund would like to buy the Payne family's
entire share of the company at five points over market.
- Wow. - All right.
- Oh, um, that's a very interesting
and intriguing offer.
- When you say the entire family's shares,
not mine, right?
'Cause I work here.
I'm, like, part of the whole thing.
- We're only interested in the entire block of shares.
Either every family member sells,
or in the words of Randy Jackson,
it's gonna be a no from me, dog.
- Okay, well, I'm a Payne.
I'm not giving up my stake in Payne Motors.
I don't care what the price is.
- Wesley, I know you love this place,
but if we don't make this deal and a bunch of your relatives
start selling on the open market,
the stock price is gonna drop,
and we're all gonna lose our jobs.
Before you know it, we could be out on the streets.
Maybe one of us could die in a drug overdose.
- That happened fast.
- Yeah, it happens incredibly fast.
- I mean, obviously, I don't want that to happen.
I guess if every one of my family agrees
to sell, I won't stand in the way.
- Great.
- But if there's any other way we could--
- No, that's great. Thank you so much, Wes.
Okay, great, guys, so a slight tweak
to the previous plan, you need to do the exact opposite.
Go back to whoever you talked to,
convince them to sell.
All right, let's go.
- I just want to say, you were right.
What is the point of having money,
uh, if you can't spend it?
Life is short.
- Yeah, but you said that I should hold on to my shares
because I have so much time.
- I definitely said that, but who knows?
You could get hit by a bus, get struck by lightning.
Winnie, you have hemophilia.
All it takes is just one sharp pencil.
It's... [clicks tongue]
- That's true. - What's true?
- Oh, hi. - Fantastic.
Your daughter is back.
- I just don't feel great about taking Saudi money.
Doing business with a brutal regime
that has no respect for human rights?
- Totally get that, but you know, there's two sides
to every story.
You never here about the people they don't execute.
[chuckles]
- Look, I shouldn't be doing this.
I don't want you to lose any money,
but the company is in trouble.
Sell everything.
Yeah, no, when this news hits,
this stock is gonna crash harder than a Payne sedan
in a light rainfall.
Oh, shoot.
I think some people heard me. Damn.
Yeah, no, just sell. You're gonna want to sell.
Just sell. - You know what?
Jack said that I should sell Grandpa's stock.
- And then let me guess.
You can take that money and invest in his startup
or fund your movie or, I don't know, pay your rent.
- No, that is not what this is. - He's a gigolo, Mom.
I'm sorry, this guy's a gigolo. - Whoa, I am not a gigolo.
- No, he's just being nice.
- Drink?
- I'm okay. - You sure?
It's an open bar. Go nuts.
I guess I'll be able to buy a lot of these
when I sell my shares, huh?
- Yeah, a whole lot of 'em.
- Yeah.
I'll be set for life. - Yep.
- Weird to think I won't have any stake
in the company anymore.
I mean, I could still work here,
but if I don't own any part of it,
it wouldn't be the same.
Maybe I'll get back in the boating game.
You know, just get an 80-footer and just, I don't know,
drift.
- Did they change the Wi-Fi password?
- Yeah, they changed the Wi-Fi password.
Everything's changing, and it's too much, Jin.
It's, uh...
it's PayneOff1ce4, and the I is a one.
[upbeat music]
♪
- Enzo Moretti? Cyrus Knight.
Chief design officer here at Payne.
I am so sorry for how rude I was earlier.
With Franklin passing on, it's been hard, you know,
and it's got me messed up.
- I can understand.
I was close with Franklin as well.
- We had some good times. - Yeah.
- I can show you some photos.
Let's see. Um...
where are they?
No, that's a sketch I did of our 2023 Turro.
Weird, my Franklin pics should be up in here,
but they must have gotten mixed up
with all of my designs.
That's the Delanti.
- Your linework feels European.
It kind of reminds me of Aston Martin.
- That means a lot.
You know, Aston Martin has really had
a huge influence on me.
- Okay, now I get why you were so excited
to talk to Jules earlier.
- Yes, I was excited to speak to Jules Durand
at Aston Martin.
[chuckles]
You know, you'd think, British company,
he'd have a British accent, right?
- Yeah. - It's a weird world.
♪
- Hey, so if we can't get everyone to sell their shares,
there's no point in me selling mine either, right?
- You don't think everyone will sell?
- Well, I mean, I hope they do, but who knows.
You know, this company means
a lot to some people in my family,
and, you know, things would have to be looking real bad
before they give it up.
- Oh.
Excuse me just a second.
Excuse me, everyone,
before we head to the grave site,
I would like to raise a toast to a giant in our industry.
To Franklin Payne.
all: To Franklin.
- We owe so much to his leadership.
I do my best,
but do I have his poise, his vision?
I think we all know the answer to that one.
- You don't. - Okay.
Don't need your help, Jin. Thank you.
But he's right. I don't.
He was up here, and this is me.
And just for scale, this is the floor.
- I mean, she's being modest. She's doing a great job.
And she's getting better every day.
- Oh, thank you, Wesley. I sure hope so.
I mean, I just hope you still feel that way
next month when the Pika comes out
'cause, not gonna lie, that is an ugly car.
It is a truly hideous vehicle.
- It's nice to be appreciated.
- But listen, even if our glory days
are behind us, even if this ship is going down,
I promise you I will go down with this sinking ship
because that is what Franklin would have wanted.
To sinking with Franklin.
all: To Franklin.
- [clears throat] - How'd I do?
- You're just so inspiring. - Left it all on the field.
.
- Franklin Payne touched so many lives,
and his loss will be deeply felt by us all.
- I think Grandpa would think
selling was the right call, right?
- They're paying us so much more
than it's worth.
He'd be rolling over in his grave
if we didn't sell.
- Yeah, and the Saudis seem chill.
- These are good guys, I'm telling you.
- So that whole toast that I gave back there--
- Oh, I know. Jin told me about the offer.
- Oh, yeah, I just didn't want you to think
I was actually incompetent.
- Uh-huh. - [chuckles]
- Thus, the dust shall return to the earth as it was,
and his spirit shall return unto God who gave it.
- Gigolo, huh?
- Please stop.
- Do I owe you money?
- Hey, you know, the detail on the casket
reminds me of a headlight design
that I think would accent the grill on the Vantage F1.
Later. - Yeah.
- Okay. - Shall return to God.
Amen. - Amen.
End of an era.
- No, wait, stop, stop the funeral!
[all gasping] - What are you doing?
- Guys, we can't sell.
Okay, we can't just shove Grandpa's body
into the ground and then sell off
everything he worked for.
- Wesley, buddy, what are you doing here?
- You're not seriously spiking the sale right now, are you?
- This is our heritage.
He wanted it for us,
not some sheiks in the Middle East.
- So wait, so wait, we're not selling our stock?
- Jin, what if we just got most of the shares?
- I'm sorry. It's all or nothing.
- Wesley, just think about what you're doing.
- I know, I know. I just--
Ugh. - Ah, sucks.
Well, everyone's really emotional.
[sighs] Please go ahead, Father.
Thank you.
- And now let us say our final goodbye.
- Wait, stop, stop, stop. - Are you serious?
- Wesley, you're being emotional, honey.
- I'll buy everyone out.
Okay, I'll match what they were gonna pay.
Everyone wins.
- You don't have that kind of money, man.
- No, but I could get it. I'll leverage my assets.
Or maybe some of us could all go in together.
Who's in? Katherine, Sadie, Cyrus?
Uh, Father, maybe the Church?
- Come on, will you-- - Oh, wait, no!
I have a ton of money right here!
I got, like, 60 million worth of Bitcoin right here.
- You remembered the password? - Not at the moment, no.
But it's all right here.
Guys, it's in my hand.
- It's over. It's over.
It's over.
Let's finish it up please. Thank you.
You're doing a great job. Please, let's just wrap it up.
- Let us say our final goodbye to Franklin Ferguson Payne...
- It was something that always made Grandpa laugh.
What was it? - The awesome power of God...
- Oh, wait, awesome power, "Austin Powers," that's it!
Oh, do I make you horny, baby? - What?
[phone chirps] - Oh, yeah!
I got 60 million in crypto, baby!
Whoo! Uh, 55 million.
Okay, market's moving. Down to 50.
Oh, up to 70! [laughs]
Boom, I'm buying everyone out! In your face, Landon!
USA, USA!
Now you can bury my grandfather.
- I call it the Delanti. - It's a beautiful car.
I'll tell you what.
Call me Monday.
We'll talk more. - Thank you.
I would absolutely-- hey, Soren.
- Hello, Cyrus. - No, thank you.
I'm loyal to Payne Motors, and this is what I think
of you and your Ass-tin Martin cars.
- I'm sorry it didn't work out.
It's just-- it's something I needed to do.
- I understand.
- Your Saudi bosses won't be too mad, Jin.
They're pretty easygoing, right?
- I'll be okay.
Good luck to you guys.
Hey, now that Wesley
is the company's biggest shareholder,
he's kind of your boss now, isn't he?
[laughs]
- Uh-huh, yeah.
- You're on thin ice, Hastings. - Oh, oh, I better behave.
[laughter]
Yeah.