♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
There are no more alerts, Batman.
All is quiet in Gotham.
Or not.
Beautiful evening, isn't it, Bat?
How about a little race?
My teensy little van, against the big bad Batmobile, hmm?
Or are you too scared?
Activate drag racing mode.
Wha-hoo!
You lose! Scaredy bat!
You have a pleasant evening now.
Ugh.
-Damage report? -Nothing tonight.
Just needs to charge up.
Oh, I need a blueberry sunrise smoothie.
-Stat. -On it, boss.
-Hmm. -Huh. Looks like your batteries are still at 95%.
Must have been a nice, easy night.
Yeah, but that's the problem.
Joker dared us to race, and Batman didn't even try to beat him.
Eh. Batman knows you're faster.
He doesn't have to race The Joker to prove it.
Check it out, Bam, you're on TV!
Huh? Oh man, they caught us on camera?
We're here live. In this exclusive footage,
Joker appears to dare Batman to a race.
But Batman declines.
You lose, scaredy bat!
Citizens of Gotham want to know,
-Is Batman scared to race The Joker? -What?
That's not fair. We could've beaten him, easy.
Batman isn't scared of anything.
Where are you going, Bam?
-I'm going to track down Prank for a rematch. -What?
-Why? -Because now, everyone thinks we're scared.
I have to do something about this.
Hello!
Prank
Where are you, Prank?
I want a rematch.
Just you and me.
Where are you?
Gotcha.
What am I doing?
I mean, look at me.
I look as ridiculous as that Joker van.
Hi, Bam!
Sorry, I forgot you scare so easy.
I'm not scared.
And I'm here to prove it.
Oh, so you want a rematch, brochacho.
Well, I'm sure The Joker wont' miss me for the ten seconds I'll be gone.
'Cause that's all it's gonna take to beat you.
Oh, yeah? Let's do this.
Well then, catch me if you can.
Uh.
Wow, he's really fast.
What's wrong, Bam? Can't keep up?
Activate Bat Booster.
First one to the other side of that warehouse wins.
Hah!
Who's scared now?
Whoa! Ahhh!
Hey.
Maybe you're not chicken now,
but you sure look like one.
Wow, you must have really run afoul of that Joker there.
Ooh! Gonna need something special to get that off.
The Bat Vacuum 3,000 gotta do the trick.
Too strong.
Way too strong
Go ahead, laugh at me.
I deserve it.
Oh, no way.
We just wanted to see if we could help somehow.
Thanks, but I think Moe's got it.
Yeah, yeah.
I can't believe I messed up this badly.
So, you look a little, okay a lot, like a chicken.
-Big deal. -Yeah.
We know how brave you are, Bam.
Pfft. Remember that time you took out Toyman?
Or, when you helped me rescue Batman from the Penguin's blimp.
I... I guess I am pretty brave sometimes.
I agree, Bam.
So, it doesn't matter what Prank or anyone else says about you.
-Totally! -What BC said.
I guess you're right.
Alert, there's trouble with the Joker van.
He appears to be building something at Gotham docks.
What's the vicious van up to now?
I know you're watching, chicki-chicki-bam-bam.
I'm giving you one last chance to prove yourself.
I dare you to meet me back here at the docks for one last race.
That is, unless you're too scared.
-Bam, wait. -Just ignore him.
Your friends are right, Bam, this is likely to be a trap.
I know, I know, but, I can't let everyone think I'm some kind of scaredy bat.
I just can't.
I was starting to think you weren't coming.
Let's cut to the chase.
So we racing to the end of the pier? Or what?
Well, somethin' like that.
I call it "Prank's super sweet showdown supreme."
What you think?
Looks kind of, extra?
And really dangerous.
Well, extra is my middle name,
And dangerous is my last name.
How does it even work?
First, we launch onto the shipping containers.
Then, a short jump off the ramps,
which leads to the big finish,
a massive loop-de-loop!
First one to the finish line at the bottom of the loop wins!
Any questions? Or is it too scary?
Bam, everyone knows you're not scared.
You don't have to do this.
Oh, would you look at that,
right on time.
Smile for the camera.
We're live at Gotham docks,
where it appears that a classic superpowered showdown
is about to go down.
The news? But, how did they know we would be here?
Oh, I might have called in a little tip.
Will Batman beat The Joker this time?
Stay tuned for our live coverage.
-Enough talk. You ready to do this? -Okay.
-You're on. -Excellent.
I'll fire one of my bursty bombs, and when it explodes,
we both take off, got it?
Let's do this.
Okay, this is it. All I have to do is beat Prank.
And everyone will see that I'm not afraid of anything.
Whoo!
Whoa!
Yeah!
Here we go!
I'm winning.
Oh, don't chicken out now, Bam.
It's time to get loopy.
Whoa!
Oh, whoa!
The loop is way too close to the end of the pier.
There's no way we can stop in time.
This isn't brave, it's dangerous.
Activate Grip.
Prank, you're going too fast.
You're going to drive into the harbor.
Hah! Nice try, scaredy bat.
-But the pier. -I knew you'd be too scared.
Now, all of Gotham's gonna watch you lose.
Again!
- Ahhh -Ugh.
I can't believe I'm about to do this.
Release grip.
Ahhh
Bat Winger.
Ahhh!
Ugh. Uh.
Huh?
You saved me?
Yep, it's what I do.
Well, Gotham, that man may have lost this race,
but by saving The Joker, he proved that he's a winner.
Way to go, Bam!
You did great.
Saving Prank was very brave of you, Bam.
-I'm proud of you -Thanks, BC.
Show's over, Prank,
Catch you next time.
Try to stay out of trouble until then.
But, but, you lost!
You got scared!
Aren't you embarrassed?
You're a scaredy bat!
You have a pleasant evening now.
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪