♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile reading]
A satellite dish.
This is just what I need for my big plan.
Time for some skyway robbery.
[laughing]
And not a single Batwheel in sight.
Guess again, Quizz.
Guess? I never guess.
Because I know everything. [laughing]
All right, let's catch that copter.
[Bibi] Let's go! [whooping]
[Batmobile grunts]
[engines revving]
Come closer, my turbo-boosting Batwheels.
You never were too bright.
[whirring]
[stuns]
Ah, my eyes!
[all screaming] Whoa!
-[Redbird] Oh! -W... whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh, Bats!
[blades whirring]
[laughing] What a bunch of crash test dummies.
[laughing]
What are you up to, Quizz?
Why'd you steal that satellite dish?
I need it to help me make fools out of everybody in Gotham,
and prove that I, Quizz, am the smartest of them all.
We're smarter than any wind-bag-of-a-whirly-bird.
Prove it.
Let's play a little game of riddles.
Oh, how I love riddles.
If you solve it,
you can find me and stop my plan.
Riddle me this, Batwheels.
Follow the questions, and you'll have a wild chase.
-But checking the time is how you win this race. -Ow!
[Quizz laughing]
[grunts]
Hang on, I've got this.
Are you sure that's a... Whoa!
-[all groaning] -...good idea.
[Redbird shouts]
[grunts]
Look, Quizz left us a clue.
It's a question mark.
And it looks just like the ones on Quizz.
It's gotta be part of his riddle.
[Batmobile] Right.
The riddle said, we should follow the questions.
He meant follow the question marks.
Come on.
Hey, come on. Let's go, Red.
Shouldn't we figure out the rest of the riddle first?
Quizz is getting away.
We've gotta follow the question marks.
[Bibi] Come on.
I'm coming.
[rock music playing]
♪ Teasing is never nice Unless it's your brain ♪
♪ That's why a riddle's fun When played like a game ♪
♪ Get a clue, get a clue Get a clue ♪
♪ That's all you gotta Do to play ♪
♪ Have a think, have a think Have a think ♪
♪ Soon you'll be on your way ♪
♪ Don't get discouraged if ♪
♪ At first you're filled With doubts ♪
♪ Think about it long enough ♪
♪ And soon you'll say I figured it out ♪
♪ Riddle me this ♪
♪ Riddle me that ♪
♪ Riddle me anything You want to ask ♪
♪ Riddle us one ♪
♪ Riddle us all ♪
♪ There is no riddle That we cannot solve ♪
[gasps]
[Redbird] The dot has a goose inside it.
Why would Quizz use a goose?
Follow the questions and you'll have a wild chase.
What if it's a wild goose chase,
which is another way of saying,
a chase that goes nowhere.
-What was that about a goose? -What?
Oh. Nothing.
It's just that there's a goose in these question marks.
[Buff gasps] You're right.
Hey, everyone, look.
The dot is a goose.
[Batmobile] Hey, it is.
-Who knew? -It's a clue inside a clue.
That's so wanna-be-Riddler.
Quizz must be headed for some kind of goose.
And there's only one famous goose in Gotham.
The Golden Goose statue in Gotham Central Park.
He's gonna steal it.
Actually, I was thinking maybe the goose means...
um, nevermind.
You all seem really sure. So, um, let's go.
[sighs]
[Batmobile] There's the statue. Batwheels, let's protect that goose.
-[Batwing] Ugh. [gasps] -[Batmobile grunts]
-Whoa! [grunts] -[squelching]
Oh, we're stuck.
-Ugh. -It's getting in my flaps!
Come on!
Gross. It's a trap.
Hello, my good chumps.
Are you enjoying my quizzly quicksand?
I have a sinking feeling you are.
[laughing]
[all grunting]
-Ew! This is disgusting. -What do we do?
Oh! I know. [whirring]
♪ He's buff, tough ♪
[whirring]
♪ Buff, tough ♪
-[clanks] -[all exclaiming]
-Whoo! Thanks, Buff. -[sighs] This was my fault.
I had a feeling the goose meant It was a wild goose chase.
Why didn't you tell us?
I don't know.
You're all so cool and confident,
and I get these ideas,
but I'm not sure if they'll help,
so I keep them to myself.
Well, they definitely won't help
if we never hear them.
But what if my ideas are wrong?
Sometimes they might be,
but you should never be afraid to speak up, Red.
Your voice matters, and we need you.
This is all very touching,
but we still need to catch Quizz.
Red, do you have any ideas
about how to solve this riddle?
Follow the questions and you'll have a wild chase.
But checking the time,
-is how you win this race. -[gasps]
[clock ticking]
Wait, you check the time by looking at a clock.
So we can find Quizz
near a clock!
-Woo-hoo! Yeah! You got it! -Great going, Red.
[Buff] Wait, this clock?
I don't think so.
He stole that really big satellite dish
so he'd need a really big clock to use it with.
-[clock dings] -[gasps] The Gotham Clock tower.
[engine revs]
Let's go, Batwheels.
[Quizz] And now, with my Mega Time Twister 3000,
I'll control all the clocks in Gotham.
[laughing]
Let's play with time.
[electricity crackling]
[shoots]
[cuckooing]
[woman] Hurry, hurry! It's time for school.
But it's still dark out.
Hey, what's wrong with my watch?
[watch ticking]
[clamoring]
I thought I was early.
[clamoring continues]
Is it two o'clock or three o'clock?
Yes, nobody knows what time it is.
It's total chaos.
Two big belly bacon, breakfast burgers, please.
Sorry, clock says you're too late.
We're not serving breakfast.
[screams] No!
[screaming and shouting]
-We're too late -To have breakfast burgers?
-No, to save Gotham. -There's still time.
[Quizz laughing]
We just need a plan.
Oh, maybe I can fly up there, and--
No, he'll just blind you again.
Maybe we can sneak inside.
[Buff] Those doors are kind of small.
I think I know what to do.
-We can-- -What if--
Oh, yeah? Just hear me out.
[sighs] I never mind.
[Buff] I'm delivering a pizza.
No, I've got to speak up this time.
I have an idea.
-[Batmobile] I like pepperoni. -I said, "I have an idea."
Sorry, Red.
We're listening.
Okay. Quiz thinks he's the smartest
and knows everything, right?
So let's use that
to outsmart him.
How?
We'll distract him with a riddle.
I am so much smarter. Look at them.
From up here, they look like ants.
[Redbird] Hey, Quizz.
If it isn't the little, red birdie.
What do you say we play a game of riddles?
Really? Finally, a fun Batwheel.
Riddle me this.
That's my line.
Uh, well, technically, it's the Riddler's,
but I'm his ride, so I get to use it, too.
[chuckles] Anyway, go ahead.
What's the only word that's wrong
every time you say it?
Ha! That's so simple.
It's-- Wait a minute.
Why would you say a word wrong every time?
You'd learn how to say it right.
I don't understand. I should get this.
It sounds so easy.
Do you give up?
This doesn't make sense.
I know every riddle there is.
-Wrong. -What do you mean, wrong?
I do know every riddle.
-This is-- -The only word that's wrong
every time you say it,
is the word "wrong".
What? That's a trick.
No, it's a riddle.
But this is a trick.
Batwing, now
[Batwing giggles] Look what I got.
My Mega Time Twister 3000 mark 2
with additional power pack.
[shouts] No!
[laughs]
[blades whirring]
[Batmobile] Batwheels, now.
Ow!
Ooh, that's pinching.
Sorry, Quizz. But your time is up!
[clock dinging]
[cuckooing]
[man] Ah, great. Now we can get back to normal.
My watch is working again. What do you know?
I just want breakfast.
Is that so much to ask?
Actually, we are serving breakfast.
Yes!
Not fair, you cheated.
You're not smarter than me.
No one is smarter than me.
Gotham police are on the way.
Our job here is done.
[siren blaring]
Oh, time really flies when you're having fun. [cries]
I have a riddle. Who's fast and smart,
and has lots of heart?
Even though he's little, he solves every riddle.
-[Redbird honking] -[all] Redbird!
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪