♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile reading]
[chattering]
Come on! We've gotta rob that bank.
[Snowy] Before the Batwheels get here.
That moolah is mine!
Not if I get there first.
-[thuds] -[grunts]
[sneering]
-[zaps] -[thuds]
All right, Batwheels. Let's do this together.
[zaps]
-[engine revs] -Ha!
[dramatic music playing]
Way to go!
-[panting] -[grunts]
-[thuds] -[quacks]
[engines accelerating]
[gasps]
[Batmobile] Activate Bat fence.
Okay, team. Let's fence 'em in.
-[all gasp] -Run for it!
[Prank] Time to tip.
Riddle me... Oh, forget it!
I can't go fast. [gasps]
[quacking frantically]
Great teamwork, Batwheels.
[Jestah] Those no good, do gooding do goods.
And they keep winning.
Must be all those wonderful toys.
They're certainly not smarter than us.
Or, at least, me.
Are you sure?
Because they seem to solve every riddle you give them.
Those were easy ones.
I know why they win. 'Cause they work together. Like a team.
You're saying we need a lesson in teamwork?
Not me. I'm perfect already.
It's not my fault I work with amateurs.
-What? -How dare you!
[quacking ferociously]
-[grunts] -[quacks]
-That... -[crashing]
...is not teamwork.
Legions of Zoom!
Come to me.
[baseball charge playing]
[all laughing]
I thought you fixed this.
I keep telling you,
I work on cars, not scoreboards.
They're like two different things.
[sighs]
Now, my fossil fuel felons.
There's a shipment of Supermanium due in at Gotham docks.
[gasps] Supermanium is the strongest metal in the world.
In the universe, actually.
And I need you all to steal it,
before it reaches its destination.
Sounds easy. Where's it going?
To the Batcave.
The Batwheels are picking it up tonight.
I'm out.
I used up all my bat puns.
Facing those bats twice is beneath me.
Where are you going?
We got this, Mr. Badcomputer guy.
We are going to beat the bats the same way that they beat us.
With teamwork.
I don't care how you do it.
Just get it done.
[baseball charge playing]
-[alarm buzzing] - Turn off screen.
-[baseball charge playing] -[Jestah chuckling]
How am I supposed to do a dramatic mike drop
if this broken screen won't turn off properly?
[baseball charge playing]
-[growling] -[Jestah giggling]
You heard him. We gotta steal us
some super... some thingium.
Supermanium.
That's what I said.
It's time for a super villain heist.
And who might I ask, put you in charge?
I put me in charge.
The Batwheels got Bam, and you guys got me.
[dinging]
Fine! If one of you...
[scoffs] ...wants to do all the planning and work,
and take all the responsibility
with the big Badcomputer, then I won't stop you.
[clock ticking]
-No, I'm good. -I suppose it's fine.
-You can do it. -Okay.
Here's the plan.
See this metal box?
Imagine that that's the super-whatever-ium.
-Supermanium. -[Jestah] That's what I said.
These oil cans are the Batwheels. They're guarding it.
And these things over here, that's us.
Uh, what's that?
Crash, pick up your hand.
-Sorry. -[pops]
Once the Batwheels get the super-whatsit-stuff off the boat,
Prank will throw pies in their face.
[exclaims] Boom, splat!
Then, when they can't see,
Ducky comes in and cuts loose the container.
Ooh, I have the perfect umbrella for that.
[quacks ferociously]
Okay, they're gonna start chasing us,
so, Snowy, you freeze their wheels with your...
-[chuckles] -...ice maker thingy.
And with the Batwheels stuck,
we'll pass the container around.
Ducky to me, me to Prank, Prank to Snowy, Snowy to Quizz,
who flies off with it. Got it?
[all] Got it.
-Sort of... -All right.
Let's practice. Crash?
-[humming] -[Jestah] You pretend to be the Batwheels.
Wait, what?
[chuckling] Let's do this!
-[boings] -[grunts]
-[splatters] -[zaps]
Hey! Watch out. [quacks]
[humming happily]
-[splatters] -[exclaims]
[quacking]
Put me down.
-[clangs] -[quacking]
[Crash] When does the attack start?
Stop it!
Bunch of such bad guys...
Don't even know how to work together.
Jestah, what is the team's status?
Oh, it's good!
Super good. I mean, almost too good, you know?
We're, like, such a fab team.
It's like, "Whoa! Let's dial it down a notch." [chuckles nervously]
[grunts] It's not that I don't believe you,
but I don't believe you.
Maybe someone else should handle this.
No way. Just you watch.
You'll have that awesome metal in no time.
-[creaking] -Listen up!
Nobody thinks we can work together and do this heist.
[sighs] Let's face it.
We're just not a good team.
You're wrong. We are good.
We're good at being bad.
Let's just be bad together.
Crash, get into one of those junk vehicles.
You're the Batwheels.
Huh? What?
Zoomers, let's show 'em what we're made of.
♪ They're the Legion of Zoom ♪
♪ And they're Meaner than mean ♪
♪ The most criminal cars ♪
♪ Gotham's ever seen ♪
♪ The Batwheels Better watch out ♪
♪ Or they'll be overthrown ♪
♪ 'Cause the Zoomers Are coming and they're ♪
♪ Bad to the chrome ♪
♪ They're the Legion of Zoom ♪
♪ And they're Meaner than mean ♪
♪ The most criminal cars ♪
♪ Gotham's ever seen ♪
♪ The Batwheels Better watch out ♪
♪ Or they'll be overthrown ♪
♪ 'Cause the Zoomers Are coming and they're ♪
♪ Bad to the chrome ♪
We did it!
Oh, yeah! We're the best team of baddies, ever. Right, Crash?
[Crash] Oh, boy.
[all laughing maniacally]
[ship horn blaring]
Look! It's the superma... Um, supermix-a-lot.
It's Supermanium.
Hooked up and ready to go, Bam.
All right, great, Buff.
Now let's get this Supermanium to the Batcave.
Time to beat those bats, teamwork style.
Look out! It's the Legion of Zoom!
Did someone order pie? [grunts]
Uh! I can't see. What's going on?
Oh... [quacks] Allow me to help lighten your load.
They got the Supermanium.
-[zaps] -[ice crackling]
[straining] Stop 'em!
[engines revving]
[zaps]
[engine revving]
-[quacking] -[Jestah giggling]
-[Jestah grunting] -Ugh.
-[clangs] -[laughing]
Ugh. How are they beating us?
I think they're actually working together.
-But they never do that. -[tires screeching]
Wrong as usual. We just did work together. [laughing]
-[laughing maniacally] -[engines accelerating]
[laughing]
-Did you see us? -[zaps]
-Whoa! -[grunts]
-[Prank] Dude, we did it. -[Snowy] As a team.
We bested those Batwheels.
-[quacking] -Cools!
I'm proud of ya. You guys are the best bad teammates ever.
Now, we can get this stuff to Badcomputer.
Yep. It's the strongest metal
-in the entire universe. -[angelic music playing]
Strongest...
Metal...
In the entire...
Universe. [gasping]
-[music stops abruptly] -[all] It's mine.
It's mine. [zaps]
-[clangs] -Don't touch it!
-[crashes] -[quacking]
Back off.
It's not any of yours.
It belongs to the boss.
And that's me! [laughing maniacally]
-Hey, what are you doing? -Get back here!
Where are you going? Stop right there.
Hey, she's gonna come back, right?
[groans]
I didn't need those washed up wheelers.
Why did I ever think working together was a good idea?
Now I got the supermoon.
Supermode.
[Batmobile chuckles] Supermanium.
Thank you, chest, Supermanium. Why can't I remember that?
Wait a minute.
[gasps] Legion of Zoom. I need ya.
Where are... Oh, right.
I betrayed them.
It's just me now.
Ugh, run.
Batwing, watch the rooftops.
Bibi and Redbird, block the alley.
Buff, get behind her.
-She can't escape. -[engine revving]
[gasps]
[clanging]
[straining]
[groans]
Haven't you learned by now?
Teamwork always wins in the end.
I tried that. I had a team.
But what's the fun if you don't get to keep the prize?
[sighs] You don't understand, Jestah.
The Batwheels aren't just a team of heroes.
We're a team of friends.
Let's go, Batwheels.
Hey, Jestah.
So much for the teamwork.
Hey, guys, I was so wrong to do that.
Just get these wheel locks off me
and we can be a team again.
-After what you did? -No way.
I don't think so.
[sighs] Come on, guys.
-I'm sorry, okay? -[tires screeching]
[both laughing maniacally]
Just kidding. We'll get these off.
Aw, thanks.
We're still the best team of baddies.
Kind of.
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪