♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Redbird reading] Rev and Let Rev.
Is this thing on?
Hello! Testing, testing!
Welcome, Batwheels,
to the first annual really, really, really,
really, really, loud Rev Contest.
[all cheering]
I wanna hear loud.
I wanna hear impressive.
I wanna hear your hydrogen jets rev so loud,
it'll knock me into next week!
Then hold onto your bumpers
'cause I'm about to crank it to 11!
-[jet revving] -[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
That barely showed up on Moe's Rev-O-Meter!
-Make way for a pro. -[engine revving]
[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
Nice, but you better hang onto your batteries,
'cause I'm about to out loud all of you!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
[laughs] Yeah!
Not bad, but everyone knows, if you're looking for loud,
-ya gotta go monster truck. -[engine revving]
Loud is what we do!
-[clanks] -[Rev-O-Meter beeping]
-[Buff laughing] -[Moe] Whoa, Buff!
That was louder than one of Joker's Bursty Bombs.
Seems like a no brainer.
-Buff's gotta be the-- -[Redbird] Wait.
I didn't get to show you my rev yet.
Oops. Oh, sorry, Red.
Go ahead and cut loose.
-All right, you might wanna hang on to something. -[tires screech]
[engine whirring]
[microphone static]
Okay, Red? We're ready for your super loud rev.
What do you mean? That was it.
Awkward.
But I was revving as loud as I could.
[engine whirring]
Why does my engine sound so different from yours?
So quiet.
Oh, that must be your stealth tech, Red.
Your engine was designed to be quieter than ours,
so you can sneak around without being heard.
You mean, I can't rev loud like the rest of you?
Even if I try?
[groans]
Oh, afraid not, kid.
That's okay, Red.
Maybe instead of competing, you can help Moe judge.
Sure. Yeah, I can do that.
[sighs] Why do I have to be so quiet?
It just makes me feel...
different from everyone else.
I wish I could just get rid of this
stealth tech or whatever it is.
I, uh, might be able to arrange that.
Really?
Uh, it's not gonna be easy,
but I could give it a shot.
You can take out my stealth tech,
so I can rev really loud like the rest of the team?
Wait, Red.
That stealth tech is a big part
of what makes you so awesome.
Are you really sure removing it is a good idea?
Of course it is.
Then I won't be so different anymore.
How could that be a bad thing?
I don't know, Red.
Okay, okay, I'll do it.
Just stop staring at me with those pixelated peepers of yours.
How hard could it really be anyways?
[Moe grunting]
I had to ask.
Oi!
Okay, just one last thing.
-And we're all done. -[objects clattering]
There...
That ought to make ya a teensy bit louder.
-Okay, try it now. -[engine starts]
[revving loudly]
[thuds]
-Too much? -No, it's perfect.
You're the best mobile operations expert
a car could ever ask for.
Thanks, Moe.
-[engine revving] -Hear it go!
[Red revving]
Hey, Red. Now that's what I call some serious revving.
-Not bad. -You rev like a monster truck.
Louder even.
I know, isn't it awesome?
[Batcomputer] Alert! Catwoman has been spotted
breaking into a penthouse downtown.
She appears to be after a Siamese cat idol,
owned by Bruce Wayne.
Robin is already on his way.
So it's up to you, Redbird,
to help him stop Catwoman in her tracks.
You got it, BC.
With a better and louder me,
we'll stop that cat before she could say, "Meow!"
[Robin grunts]
Let's get after it!
[revving loudly]
[blasts off]
Why does the Redbird sound like...
Oh, right.
Must be the bass in the new speakers I had Moe install.
[music playing on speakers]
[engine revving]
[car window squeaking]
Got her! Activating Bat-o-flage.
-[Redbird powers up] -She'll never see us coming.
[Catwoman grunts]
Meow. [laughs mischievously]
[blasts off]
Almost had me. [laughs]
Ugh, man. What is up with this loud engine?
Redbird, switch to auto control.
[engine whirring]
Spark plugs!
We would've nabbed Catwoman no problem,
if my loud revving hadn't tipped her off.
Perhaps, you shouldn't have had Moe remove your stealth tech.
Ugh!
I've still gotta help Robin.
[engine revs loudly]
Yikes!
-[bird squawking] -Quietly.
Give it up, Catwoman.
[giggles] Meow.
You really think a bird is any match for a cat?
[Catwoman grunts]
I heard you and your little go-kart
coming from a mile away.
You know, you can't sneak up on a feline
with a car squawking like that.
[Robin grunting]
Sorry, little birdie,
but I have places to be.
[laughing]
[Robin sighs]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[cats meowing]
Ah! Purr-fect.
Looks like the cat's luck ran out.
Why don't you just come quietly?
[engine revving loudly]
[cats meowing, hissing]
Oh, man.
[laughing]
Ah! [grunting]
[Catwoman chuckles]
You might wanna look into getting a new ride, Robin.
An engine shouldn't roar.
Oh, no. It should purr. [purrs]
[cat meows]
[sighs] Redbird's running way louder than usual, Moe.
See what you can do before we have to hit the streets again.
[sighs]
It's all my fault that Catwoman got away,
and now Robin thinks there's something wrong with me.
Aw, let me guess.
Now you want me to put your stealth tech back in.
No, then I'd lose my new rev
and I won't be a real Batwheel anymore.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not a real Batwheel?
Why would you think the sound of your rev
is what makes you one of us?
Because without it,
I sound different from everyone else.
[sighs]
I feel different.
How you sound isn't what makes you
a part of the team, Red.
You're a Batwheel because you're an awesome car
who always fights for justice.
-I am? -[Batmobile] You know it,
and your stealth tech is a big part of what makes you so awesome.
-Not even I could sneak up on Catwoman the way you could. -[Buff] Hmm.
And I couldn't be quiet even if I tried.
[engine revs loudly]
-See? -We each have our own cool stuff,
and stealth tech is definitely your cool stuff, Red.
[Batmobile] No matter what you sound like,
we need you on the Batwheels team.
Thanks.
Um, Moe. Do you think you could--
Put your stealth tech back in? [sighs]
Why not?
I wasn't doing anything for the next 10 to 12 hours anyway.
[Moe humming]
[objects clattering]
Yes.
-Woo-hoo. -Yeah, that's our Red.
-Go, Red, go! -[Redbird] Woo-hoo!
[Batwing] Sleek and stealthy.
It's good to be back.
And just in time, too.
Catwoman is going after a second Siamese cat idol.
Think you're ready for another chance, Redbird?
Revved up and ready.
[engine whirring]
[chuckles] Well, ready anyway.
-[Redbird powering up] -Nice and quiet.
Now, that's what I like not to hear.
Let's go stop that cat-tastophe!
[cable zipping]
Meow.
Come to mamma, my little feline friend.
-[purring] -[Robin] Hold it right there.
Back for another game of cat and mouse.
I'm not here to play, Catwoman.
Hand over the statue.
[laughs]
Really,
when have you ever known a cat to do
anything you tell it to?
-[whooshing] -[giggling]
[sighs]
[grunts]
-[gasps] -[engine whirring]
Nice try, bird boy!
But you should know by now
that you can't just sneak up on a cat.
[laughing]
See ya around the alley.
[gasps]
[whirring]
[grunts] Oh, bats!
[grunting]
Hmm, now what's that you were saying
about sneaking up on a cat?
-[hisses] -[Robin] Don't feel bad.
With a set of wheels like this,
you never stood a chance.
[engine whirring]
-[siren wailing] -[grunting]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪