♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
It's your turn, Moe.
Don't rush me. I'm thinking.
Hey, BC.
Um, could you run that Sim V training game again, please?
Of course, Buff.
[whirring]
There you go.
Thanks, BC.
Can you give me a weather report, BC?
I'm dying for a quick flight.
Yes. Here's the weather in Gotham.
Sorry, there's a rainstorm coming.
It's not safe for flying.
[sighs] Again?
It's all how you look at it, Batwing.
Sometimes a bad thing can turn out to be good.
What's Batman up to?
Batman is on patrol.
BC, could I get a new comic?
The new issue just came out.
Could you play that dance music for me again?
Of course. The usual song?
-[dance music playing] -Yes, that's the one!
There! Your move.
[beeping]
[groans] You beat me again.
-[beeping] -What's wrong, BC?
Apparently, I'm due for a recharge.
I'll need to shut down for a while.
Shut down? But then, what happens to the Batcave while you're gone?
All of the equipment will still work,
but someone else will have to operate it while I'm recharging.
Well, we can cover for you if you need a rest. Right, team?
-Easy peasy. -Sure, I could do it
with one wing tied behind my back.
Hmm. I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Running the Batcave can be very complicated.
But you need your rest.
We can handle it.
-We've seen you do everything. - All right.
I'll leave you in charge of the Batcave while I recharge.
Please, try to keep things under control.
[Batmobile] Roger that, BC.
[all cheering]
[Bibi] Party in the Batcave!
[tires screech] BC, play some dance music.
Oh, right? I forgot she can't help us.
Anyone know how to work this thing?
Allow me. Dance music coming up.
[soft elevator music playing]
Sorry, wrong button.
Does anyone know how to turn it off?
-What's this one do? -[beeps]
[whirring]
[Moe yelling]
Turn it off! Turn it off!
-[whirring] -[in slow motion] Turn it off!
-Ah! [grunts] -[thuds]
[sighs] I guess running the Batcave is a little complicated.
Maybe we should just go back to what we were doing.
Right. I'll train with the Sim Vs.
Can someone turn 'em on?
-I think I can handle it. -[clicks]
Uh, okay, wait. Is this right?
Uh, I'm not sure that's part of the training.
But it sure is fun.
[latin american music playing]
[singing] ♪ Conga, conga, conga! Conga, conga, conga! ♪
-I can fix this. -[clicks]
-Whoa, whoa! Ah! -[whirring]
[latin american music builds in tempo]
[whirring]
Or maybe not.
Hang on. I'll help you, Bam.
[whirring]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Get me off this thing.
-[thuds] -Everything's going wrong.
This is a bat-astrophe.
Nobody panic! We can get this under control.
[rock music playing]
♪ We can do anything ♪
♪ On our own ♪
♪ Any challenge anywhere ♪
♪ Us alone ♪
♪ Easy as pie a la mode ♪
♪ We have it under control ♪
♪ Name it, you'll get it No worries, forget it ♪
♪ We'll handle it Good as gold ♪
♪ We can handle any task ♪
♪ On our own ♪
♪ Any chore in a flash ♪
♪ Us alone ♪
♪ Simple as simple can be ♪
♪ Doing it willfully ♪
♪ We can do it on our own ♪
Under control?
It's worse than ever.
What are we going to do if Batman ca--
-Batcomputer, come in. -[gasps]
Uh, Batcomputer's not here right now. Can I take a message?
I'm at the Movie Awards and Harley Quinn just stole the trophy for best actor.
[laughing gleefully]
No more snubbing Harley.
-[engine revving] -[car honking]
I need the Batmobile right away.
Yeah, uh, the Batcomputer's kind of
recharging at the moment.
Then you'll just have to send it.
We can do this without BC.
[dramatic music playing]
Time to rev up and peel out.
-[clangs] -[straining] Um,
can someone open the security doors for me?
-[clicking] -[Batmobile] Come on.
Come on! Batman needs me!
I got this.
It's just like opening a stuck pickle jar.
[whirring]
I am not a pickle.
[triumphant music playing]
[gasps] Thanks, Buff.
[engine revving]
Okay, Moe. Tell Batman
-Bam's coming. -Right.
Uh, the Batmobile's on its way.
Good. Now locate Harley for me.
Right. Sure. Piece of cake.
[shrieks]
[dramatic music playing]
Okay, I'm tapped into security cameras all around the city.
[electronic beeping]
Anyone see Harley?
There she is.
[Moe] Found her, boss!
Harley's on the corner of 47th and Maple.
[grunts]
-[engine revving] -[zooms]
[tires screeching]
Hold it right there.
[grunts] Wrong clown.
You thought she was me?
[cackles] That clown couldn't act her way out of a box.
-[engine accelerating] -[tires screeching]
Hmm, slippery.
Don't you have enough stolen trophies in your case, Harley?
What can I say?
I'm an overachiever.
[horn tooting]
[grunts]
[horn blaring]
[grunts]
What's the current location of Harley Quinn?
Uh, uh, be right with you.
[elevator music playing]
[groans]
[Redbird] Map! Map! Where's the map?
-[party horn blowing] -[chuckles] Hey,
Batman's birthday party.
Ugh, this would be so much easier if BC was here.
Got it. Harley is a few blocks away.
Batman, turn right!
I got it.
-[engine revving] -[tires squealing]
-[tires screeching] -[bell dings]
-[cars zooming] -[cars honking]
[gasps]
[tires screech]
[cars honking]
Wrong way.
Oh, I meant... I meant my right. I mean, left.
I can't believe how hard it is to run the Batcave.
BC made everything look so easy.
When she comes back, I'll never take another weather report for granted again.
Wait. The weather!
BC was right!
Maybe a bad thing can turn out to be good.
Oh, you're right.
We may only have one shot at this.
So let's try to think like BC.
I've got eyes on Harley.
-I'm tracking the rainstorm. -Wind's holding steady.
Okay, Moe. Here's what you say to Batman.
I'd like to thank the producers and my agent.
[gasps]
[Moe] Boss! Boss!
Got some important info for you.
That slippery bridge is just around the corner,
and it's gonna rain in about five minutes.
Perfect.
[thunderclap]
I'm queen of the world!
Not again.
You're stepping on my moment, Bats.
-[thunder rumbling] -[lightning cracking]
Any second now, boss.
Activating rain grip tires.
-[zaps] -[whirring]
Don't rain on my parade.
[thunderclap]
Ugh. Whoa!
[screaming]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa!
[sighs wearily]
Okay, you got me.
Nice work.
I'll take it from here.
We did it!
Oh, so much for the after party.
-[Bibi] Way to go, Bam! -[Batmobile] Good job, team.
-[Buff] You did great! -[Batcomputer yawning]
Recharge complete.
-BC's back! -[Batcomputer] Yes!
It's about time.
Hello, everyone. Did I miss anything while I was gone?
-[Batmobile] Uh... -All quiet.
-Well... -No. [chuckles]
[Moe] You were gone?
-It was awful! -We really needed you.
-We needed you, BC. -We're so sorry.
Please, don't ever do that again.
Hmm. It appears you all did well while I was gone.
Maybe. But we want you to know,
we really appreciate all you do for us, BC.
You're the best Batcomputer a super team could ever have.
Oh, thank you, everyone.
Perhaps a little dance music is in order.
-[all cheering] -[dance music playing]
Now then, let's have another game.
I'm feeling lucky.
Oh, I lost again!
Eh, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Glad you're back, BC.
[all laughing]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪