♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
[Redbird] All right, just a little more tape.
[Bibi] Some ribbon here. Tie a ribbon.
All finished with my gift wrapping.
- [Redbird] Me, too. - [Buff] Me, three.
♪ Batwheels ♪
Now we just need a tree to put the gifts under.
Yeah.
When is Batman gonna put up the holiday decorations, Moe?
Well, I'm not sure Batman knows it's the holidays.
He's been really busy lately,
working on some top secret mission.
It's our very first holidays.
We have to celebrate.
- I want to do everything. - And get presents.
And make gingerbread Batcaves.
And get presents.
And put up lots of awesome Bat-decorations.
And get presents!
What? [stammers] I like presents.
Is that custom suit ready yet?
You got it, boss.
Good. I'm taking it out on a special assignment.
I won't be reachable.
Gifts?
Well, it's the holidays, boss.
Hey, isn't it about time to decorate the cave?
You know, jingle bats and all that stuff?
Right, the holidays. Fine.
While I'm gone, go ahead
and put up a wreath or something.
Whoo-hoo!
I... I mean, uh, yes, sir.
You heard the man.
- [all cheering] - Let's go. Sweet!
I've got the Bat-decorations.
I've got the Bat-tree.
Ta-da!
[all] ♪ Deck the cave With batarangs ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Come and join Our Batwheels gang ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Hang we now The twinkling Batlight ♪
♪ Fa-la-la La-la-la La-la-la ♪
♪ Make the Batcave Merry and bright ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
Big finish.
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la, la, la ♪
[all laughing]
Hey! Back from my patrol.
Thanks to me,
it's nice and safe out there... [screams]
But it's not safe in here!
Get... Get these things off me.
Why'd you put up these silly lights anyway?
It's the holidays, Wing. Remember?
Our very first holidays!
We get to do all kinds of fun things,
like put pretty lights on a tree.
All this stuff just distracts us from our mission,
fighting crime!
What crime?
It's all quiet out there tonight.
[scoffs] I'll have you know,
I found big, big trouble on my patrol.
Are you referring to the tipped-over trash can?
It was one of those big cans.
[Bibi] Thanks for patrolling, Wing,
but you should try chilling and enjoying
some holiday fun with us.
Yeah.
Moe says the holidays in Gotham are the best.
There's lots of pretty decorations...
And a giant Christmas tree in Gotham Plaza.
And a big holiday parade with Ike Cicle
the famous Gotham City snowman.
[Batcomputer] Everyone likes Ike.
We should load up the city map instead, hmm?
And scan for crime?
Sure. Just as soon as we finish hanging
the Bat ornaments on the Bat-tree.
[device beeping]
[Batcomputer] Alert.
There's a Bat-Signal over Gotham.
Only one teeny-tiny problem.
There's no Batman!
He's not here!
See, we've got work to do.
[Batcomputer] Mr. Freeze is trying to destroy the giant Christmas tree
in Gotham Plaza.
That's cold.
Come on, Batwheels.
Let's go save that tree.
Nothing makes me more unhappy
than the holidays.
And if I'm going to be unhappy, then everyone else is, too!
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Look out!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Timber!
Bye-bye, Christmas.
- [Mr. Freeze laughing] - We've got to catch Mr. Freeze.
We've got to catch that Christmas tree.
[both straining]
[Buff struggles]
Got it.
[Batmobile strains] I got it.
[struggling]
But it's really heavy.
[Bibi] Can't hold it.
Now, it's going to fall on us.
[Buff struggling] Now, I know what to do.
Wing!
Help!
Freeze, Freeze!
[all shouting] Help!
What? But Mr. Freeze is gonna get away!
[scoffs]
[all struggling]
[grunting]
Thanks, Wing.
We almost got squashed by Christmas.
But thank goodness, the tree is okay.
- Whoo-hoo! - We did it!
- The tree is safe. - All right.
Who cares about the tree?
You're taking your eyes off the snowball.
Mr. Freeze got away!
We ran him off.
We saved the day.
Saving the day means catching the bad guy,
not catching a tree.
Ugh!
But it's so beautiful.
[all] ♪ Oh, Christmas tree Oh, Christmas tree ♪
♪ How lovely Are thy bat-branches ♪
More Bat-carols!
Ugh! That does it!
I've had enough of your holiday fluff!
I can't work with teammates who don't stay focused.
Until you start acting more like crime fighters,
I'm working on my own.
I'm going solo!
What?
Wing, the holidays are about being together.
[Bibi] Yeah.
And you're such an important part of the Batwheels, Wing.
Not anymore.
I don't understand.
Why can't we celebrate the holidays and fight crime?
Wing will be fine.
She just needs some time and space to calm down.
[Bibi] Okay, then,
more singing!
[all] ♪ Jingle Bells ♪
♪ Batman smells Robin laid an egg ♪
♪ The Batmobile Lost a wheel ♪
♪ And Joker got away ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
- [Batwing] Halt! - [tires screeching]
Stop right there.
You're about to enter the Batwing cave.
[chuckling] All right, the Batwing cave.
Wait. What's the Batwing cave?
It's my part of the Batcave that no one else can go into.
So, nobody go across this line.
Come on, Wing.
Don't you think this is taking things
a little too far?
Not at all.
I should have thought of this sooner.
I can go on scouting missions anytime I want.
I don't have to waste time
putting up holiday decorations or singing Bat-carols.
Oh, and best of all,
I don't have to sing any Bat-carols!
If you just joined in
some of the fun stuff we're doing,
you'd see how awesome the holidays are.
[chuckling] Yeah. We're gonna play holiday Hide-and-Seek.
Wanna play with us?
There's no time for playing.
We need to be ready to fight crime.
Okay, well,
we'll play on the other side of the Batcave then,
so we don't bother you.
And if you want to join in, feel free.
All right.
Holiday Hide-and-Seek!
I'm it!
Okay, everyone, jingle.
I think someone's over here.
Oh, that does look kind of fun.
I mean, I'm having fun, too.
I'm loading up batarangs.
That's so fun.
One batarang, two batarangs.
[laughs] Come on, you should play with us, Wing.
No, thanks.
I've got important crime-fighting stuff to do.
Oh. Oops, forgot.
[Bibi] Found you.
Yeah, but you can't catch me.
[laughing] Whoo-hoo! Let's go.
[laughing] Too slow.
[Bibi laughing]
Okay, so they're having fun,
but going solo is still the best...
I think.
The tree's too tall.
I can't put the Batstar on.
Hey, Wing.
So you can fly, and we were wondering
if you could put the star on top of the tree for us.
I'm not a part of the team now,
and you're in the Batwing cave.
Sorry.
I really think you should join us again.
Yeah, me, too. We need your help.
And also, I miss you.
Sorry, guys.
I'm working solo.
- [device beeping] - [Batcomputer] We have another Bat-Signal.
Mr. Freeze is now trying to capture
beloved Gotham snowman mascot Ike Cicle.
Holy holiday hubcaps!
Ike is the star of the big holiday parade.
He's a legend!
We need to save that snowman.
And the holidays.
You'll have to do it without Batman.
He's still on his top secret mission.
We can handle it.
All right, Batwheels, let's head out.
Whoa, whoa.
[Bibi] Wing, wait for us.
[Ike Cicle humming]
[groans]
Oh, no!
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Now you're a real icicle.
I do not like Ike. [laughing]
He got Ike! But I'll get Mr. Freeze.
Nobody messes with Ike.
Hang on, Mr. Cicle.
I got you.
[powering up]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[beeping]
[grunts]
[both shriek]
[Batmobile screams]
Hey, you've got your hook on my hook.
No, you've got your hook on my hook.
Hang on, Bam.
Don't worry, we'll get you.
And now we're all stuck.
[all shouting]
[Batwing screams]
[shouting]
Ugh! Pee-ew!
[retches] Well, this stinks.
[Mr. Freeze laughing]
Sorry for the chilly reception.
Going up!
[laughing maniacally]
[Batwing screaming]
Oh, no!
[shrieks]
[thuds]
[squawks]
Ew, pigeons!
[cooing]
Hey! Stop it!
I am a sophisticated machine.
[grunts] I'm out.
[groans]
Mr. Freeze is gone, so is Ike Cicle.
Where are the Batwheels?
No problem.
I'll just head back to my awesome Batwing cave,
and come up with a flawless plan.
[all] Wing!
- [Bibi] Help! - [Buff] Wing, we need help, please!
[all] We're trapped down here.
[Redbird] She can't hear us.
[Bibi] Did anyone bring any anti-freeze?
Or maybe some hot cocoa?
Huh. The others aren't here.
So what? I got this.
[sighs] So, Mr. Freeze was heading this way,
or was it this way?
Wait, is this map upside down?
Ugh, I was never great at maps. That's Buff's thing.
[gasps] Oh, wait,
Mr. Freeze's Snowcrawler must have left tracks behind!
Oh, but I'm not great at tracking things.
That's Redbird's specialty.
Wow.
The cave is really quiet when the others aren't here.
[echoing]
A little too quiet.
Batwing, did you rescue beloved snowman mascot Ike Cicle?
No, not yet.
But neither did the Batwheels!
I mean, they're probably doing some silly thing instead,
like singing around a tree.
[scoffs] What's so special about all this holiday stuff, anyway...
[Moe gasping]
What's special about the holidays?
Uh-oh, now you've done it.
Done what?
Now I gotta sing...
[clears throat]
♪ Some think the holiday ♪
♪ Means only fighting crowds ♪
♪ Shopping at the mall ♪
♪ Or grey snow getting plowed ♪
♪ But listen to this song ♪
♪ If you dare to sing along ♪
♪ Soon you'll know That's all wrong ♪
[upbeat music playing]
♪ It's the time of year ♪
♪ For peace and cheer ♪
♪ And every kid Wants the latest gear ♪
♪ But the best present In the world ♪
♪ Is a friend ♪
♪ Candy canes ♪
♪ A choo choo train ♪
♪ They're tons of fun ♪
♪ But none can claim ♪
♪ To be the best present In the world ♪
♪ 'Cause, that's a friend ♪
♪ The best present In the world ♪
♪ Is a friend ♪
The other Batwheels are really loving their first holidays.
Like, a lot.
But you know what they love even more, Wing?
You.
Really
They're always there when you need 'em.
You know that.
[sighs] You're right.
And...
I guess I need them now.
So you're not goin' solo anymore?
That was so ten minutes ago.
BC, can you track down the other Batwheels?
[Batcomputer] Scanning...
Located.
[Batwing] Um, BC, I said I'd like to see the Batwheels,
not a trash pile.
[gasps] That trash pile is the Batwheels!
- [Batwing gasps] - Mr. Freeze must have frozen them.
Not for long. I'm getting them out of there!
[Moe] Oh! Oh! I have just the thing!
It's the Bat-heat ray!
You can use it to thaw out the frozen Batwheels!
Perfect! Thanks, Moe.
[all] Wing! You're back! All right!
Hang on everyone!
The heat is on!
[shivering] Holy hubcaps.
That was so cold!
And stinky!
P-U!
Thanks, Batwing!
Yeah, thanks.
[Mr. Freeze clears throat]
Attention, Gotham!
This is Mr. Freeze,
as if you couldn't guess.
I'm going to wish you a merry un-Christmas,
with my brand-new Mega Blizzard Blaster!
[laughs maniacally]
I'll freeze the entire city
so the holidays can never come!
[laughs maniacally]
We've gotta stop him!
Come on, let's go!
All of us?
All of us.
[all] Go, Batwheels!
[Mr. Freeze] ♪ Icy night, snowy night ♪
♪ All is not calm All is fright ♪
Oh, look, the Bat-thingies again.
- Chill out! - [machine whirring]
[tires screeching]
[Batmobile] Whoa! Hang on, everybody!
[all shouting]
[Buff] Too much ice!
Whoa!
We need a plan!
Okay, Wing. We'll distract Mr. Freeze while you fly ahead and free Ike Cicle.
Roger that, team leader!
Thanks, Wing! Everyone, engage Batskates!
[Mr. Freeze] Ooh, skates.
Very clever.
[machine beeping]
[engine revving]
Hang on, Ike! I'm melting your ice!
[Mr. Freeze] And there's no one to stop me!
- [cackles] - [Ike Cicle] You sure about that?
Ike Cicle?
Oh, please.
Don't make me laugh!
[laughs]
I'm not Ike Cicle...
I'm Batman.
[gasps]
What?
Now I really don't like Ike!
The snowman was Batman?
[exclaims] What?
Sweet!
How were you the insipid snowman?
It's impossible!
I knew you'd been planning something big to ruin the holidays, Freeze,
but I didn't know what.
So I went undercover
as beloved town snowman, Ike Cicle,
hoping you'd capture me
so I could stop your plan from the inside.
I had to capture Ike Cicle.
The name alone infuriates me!
My only regret
is that I had to floss dance.
Auto Control. Excellent.
Always a friend there to give me a ride when I need one.
Happy holidays, Freeze.
[Mr. Freeze] No, no, no!
Un-happy holidays!
Un-happy!
Time to thaw this city out.
[Buff] Did you hear that?
Batman said we were friends!
Yeah! And the holidays are back!
Just in time!
It's almost Christmas!
Wanna head back to the Batcave and open our presents?
- Do I? - You know it!
Last one to the Batcave is a rotten egg-nog!
[engine accelerating]
Oh, awesome new rims!
Just what I wanted!
Thanks, everyone!
[Bibi gasps] New handlebars!
Yes! I love them!
I make going fast look good.
Oh! Snow tires! Yes!
Ooh! Is this for me?
Guess what it is!
[Moe] Spoiler alert!
[gasps]
It's a holiday spoiler!
Oh... A sweater.
How nice.
[gasps]
It's a bat-cape!
Oh, happy day!
[Batmobile] Wing,
we know you don't care about the holidays,
but we got you a special gift too.
Thanks.
Whoa!
They're fabulous!
[Bibi] They're enhanced flight goggles,
so you can see all the cool stuff on the ground when you're flying way up high.
And, look, Wing,
we're sorry we got distracted by all the holiday stuff.
We'll try to focus more on our jobs.
[all] Yeah.
No. You don't need to apologize.
I should never have gone solo.
I guess I really do need you.
And not just to help catch bad guys.
I need you because
you're my friends.
I missed you.
Aw, Wing.
We missed you, too!
[Buff] Holiday group hug!
[all laughing]
Did I mention I'm glad you're my friends?
Oh, I can't wait for tomorrow morning, to see what gifts Santa brings us!
- Yeah. - Me either!
I just love this holiday time of year!
Batcarol time!
[all singing] Deck the cave With batarangs.
Wait, stop! I forgot Batwing doesn't like Batcarols.
[Batwing] ♪ Come and join Our Batwheels gang ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
[giggles]
I like 'em when I sing 'em!
[all laughing]
[all] ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Hang we now The twinkling batlights ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪
♪ Make the Batcave Merry and bright ♪
♪ Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la ♪