♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batwing reading]
I give you... the Bat-ball.
Great job building it for us, Moe.
It's perfect for our game.
It is, isn't it? It's magnetic.
It'll stick to your metal bodies.
Yeah. Uh... What game again?
Bat-ball.
- Is that a thing? - [Batmobile] It will be once we invent it.
Guess we should start by making some rules.
Well, obviously, since this is a game for vehicles,
you drive around with the ball and you can pass it to a teammate.
How about if you score points by getting the ball in the other team's goal?
Like this. [grunting]
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah, nothing but tire.
Aw, nice. I like it.
- Yeah. - That works.
Oh, this is gonna be the best.
Let's divide up the teams.
Okay, I'll close my eyes and point randomly.
Give me a spin, Bam!
Good idea. The first two vehicles you point to are on my team.
[all chanting] Spin the Moe!
[bell dinging]
All right! I'm on Team Bam.
[all chanting] Spin the Moe!
Team Bam for me too.
Lucky for you, I'm the best Bat-ball player in the world.
Okay, Buff, guess you're with me on Team Bibi.
Okay, but could we name the team after both of us?
Like, maybe, use the first letter of our names, "B" and "B"?
Great idea.
We'll be Team BB.
Yes, that's way better!
All right. We got our teams,
and now it's time to play.
What about me, Bam?
Oh, yeah. I've got a really important job for you.
You can be the ref.
The ref?
You sure you don't need a sixth player?
Well, this is a game for vehicles, Moe.
We're going to be going fast and making sharp turns and big jumps.
I promise I'll play something else with you later.
- Okay? - [sighs] Okay.
Game on.
[all grunting]
[Bibi] Let's go.
[Redbird grunts]
[Batwing] Go long, Bam. Whoo!
Let's go.
[Redbird] Awesome, yeah!
Yeah!
He scores.
Point for Team Bam.
- Awesome. - Sweet, nice shot, Red.
Here comes the Buff-meister.
- [Batwing] Whoo. - Whoa! So cool.
Time for some Bat-slamma-jamma. Whoo-hoo!
Not if I D-up.
[chanting] Defense!
[grunting]
[Redbird] Yeah!
Ha!
[blows whistle]
Illegal use of the Batarang.
You get a yellow bat-card.
Oh, come on. I only used it 'cause it's two against three
which means the other team will always have the advantage.
Bibi's right. We need another player.
Ooh, pick me. Ooh. I swear I can do it.
These tiny wheels pack a whole lot of zip, baby.
Ah! Whoo-hoo! Ooh, yeah!
Whoa. [bangs]
[sighs]
So, did I make the team?
[chuckles]
Not today, Moe.
But you do make an awesome ref.
[Batcomputer pinging] Alert.
Catwoman was just spotted breaking into the Gotham Diamond Exchange.
Batman needs you, Bam.
Roger that.
[sighs] Guess our game's on hold.
[huffs and grunts]
[grunting]
[gasps]
[laughs cunningly]
[car purrs]
Hey, get off my tail.
[car meows]
[meows]
[gasps]
[laughs] Not this time.
[scoffs]
[car meows]
[growls]
[car meowing trails off]
- [grunts] - [car engine stalling]
Oh, bats.
Meow.
Whoa!
Catwoman's car is incredible.
What amazing moves.
Hey, I wonder if... [gasps]
Moe, this is Bam. Come in.
Mobile Operations Expert. Talk to me.
I've got a bat-tastic idea.
Tell everyone to meet me at Gotham Central Park.
I think I've got a solution to our Bat-ball problem.
Ooh! Does it involve me?
Sure does. Bring one of those Bat-motherboards with you.
Yes!
I'm ready. Put me in, Coach.
By the way, what's this for?
Oh, sorry. I should have explained.
I found a special vehicle to play Bat-ball with us.
So the teams will be even and we can really play.
- Ooh. - A cat car.
- [Batwing] Not half-bad. - [Buff] Wow.
Oh, she's got unbelievable moves.
We just need you to bring her to life, Moe.
[dragging] Please?
[sighs in exasperation]
Okay. If it means that much to ya.
You sure this is a good idea, Bam?
This is our chance to really play Bat-ball,
- our own special game. - Right.
- Uh, I guess so. - Well, let's play.
Okay. Do it, Moe.
Whoa. Meow.
Where am I?
Who are you? Who are you?
We're the Batwheels.
- [purrs] - Aw, you're like a cute little kitty.
Can I call you Kitty?
Sure. Okay.
- [purrs] Ooh, what's that? - Hey, watch it.
We brought you to life to play my favorite game,
- Bat-ball! - Bat-ball?
It's a game we made up.
There's two tires and you have to shoot the ball in them.
But you can't use Batarangs or you'll get a yellow bat-card and--
- Hey! - Pow-pow.
Meow.
- Pow-pow, meow. - Oh, that tickles. [giggles]
Ooh, staring contest. Go!
[gasps] Meow.
Pretty light.
She's not listening, Bam.
We need you to focus now, Kitty.
We're gonna start the game.
[exclaims] I'm ready.
Bye, lighty-light.
Let's make this easy.
- Bibi and Kitty are with me. - [Kitty giggles]
Wing, Red and Buff are on the other team.
And Moe, you're still the ref.
[Moe sighs in exasperation]
Let's play Bat-ball!
[whistle blows]
Get it, get it, get it!
Birdie. Behind you.
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
Kitty, the ball's over here.
Oh, yeah. I'm ready, ready, ready.
[all grunting]
Hey, Kitty. Catch.
Meow. [purring]
[sighs in exasperation]
Booyah!
Point for Batwing's team.
Kitty, wake up. They're winning.
What's that? Let's go chase it.
Almost got it. Almost got it!
[grunts]
Oh, yeah!
[Redbird] Yeah.
[Batwing] Ha-ha!
Okay, Kitty. I need you to get in the game.
All you have to do is put that ball in the tire.
- You got it? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Put the ball in the fountain.
- No, the tire. - In the tire, yeah.
What did I say?
[blows whistle]
Whoa! [crashes]
[all] Ugh.
Ooh. Doggie pile?
- Fun! - [bird cawing]
[screaming] Bird!
Wait. Isn't that our Bat-ball?
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
[blows whistle] Hey, player out of bounds.
Kitty, come back.
Birdie, birdie, birdie.
[sighs]
I'm sorry, everyone.
This is my fault.
I'll get the ball back.
[Batmobile] Kitty. Kitty!
Birdie, birdie, birdie!
Hey, wait up!
Birdie, wanna come play with me?
[sighs] I need something that'll get her attention.
Feathers!
Wait, those feathers.
- Get the feathers. Get the feathers, Kitty. - [gasps]
Feathers, feathers, feathers.
Here, Kitty, Kitty.
Got it.
Ooh, oh.
Your ball. Whoopsie, my bad.
It's okay, Kitty.
Thanks for playing with us.
Ooh, butterfly!
It was fun. Let's play again soon!
Bye, Kitty.
Who's ready to play Bat-ball?
- Let's go. - [Redbird] You got it back?
But the teams are still uneven.
I guess I could sit this game out.
You don't have to do that.
We already have another player.
You ready to play, Moe?
Me? You want me to play?
I don't just want you to play.
I want you on my team.
[gasps and squeals]
Dreams do come true.
I'm sorry, Moe.
I guess I cared more about our game than your feelings.
You may not be a vehicle, but with your stretchy moves,
you'll be slam-dunking all over the--
Whoa!
[Moe grunting]
[exclaims]
[all cheering]
[laughs]
In your face!
[all cheering]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪