♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Buff] Harley did it.
We're finally almost done.
Yeah, This puzzle was way too hard.
- 50 kitties. - [meows]
And they're all the same color.
It's like a super villain made it.
[Batmobile] Only one empty space left.
But there are no more pieces.
[Moe] Oh, no, no, no, no.
We've already done 49 kitties. We can't stop now.
Everyone, look for that missing piece.
[Batmobile] It's not up here.
[Batwing] Not down here.
[Bibi] I don't see it anywhere.
[Buff] Nope.
Batwheels, something else has gone missing.
The championship soccer trophy
has just been reported stolen from Gotham Stadium.
Contacting Batman.
[beeps]
A missing trophy?
[scoffs] Well, I think we know who took that.
Yeah, the one villain who always swipes trophies.
[all] Harley Quinn!
Batcomputer, situation.
The championship soccer trophy is missing from Gotham Stadium.
The door's been broken and Harley Quinn has been spotted in the area.
Hmm. Sounds like Harley Quinn stole another trophy.
She deserves one of her own for world's worst thief.
[laughs] Oh, good one, Batman.
I didn't know you were funny.
That wasn't a joke.
[groans softly]
Batcomputer, see what evidence you can dig up on this.
I'll go after Harley and question her.
Understood, Batman.
- [tires screech] - [zooms]
Well, this will be over quick.
Harley's not even trying to hide.
Hmm, because she may have not done it.
- [all beeping] - [all] What?
Oh, come on. Harley totally did it.
She's driving away from the stadium. And she steals trophies!
It looks like she did it, that's for sure.
But we can't just jump to conclusions and assume Harley's the thief.
Hmm. There's something strange on the ground.
BC, zoom in on that shiny object.
[Buff] It's a button.
Harley doesn't wear fancy buttons like that.
This sounds like a clue worth investigating.
And Batman did ask for more evidence.
Right. I'll head over to the stadium and check it out.
I'll find out if Harley really stole the trophy.
I'll go too.
- I still think Harley did it. - Yep.
- Sorry. - Me, too.
But, I need to get out of this cave and go, go, go.
All right, everyone back to looking for that last puzzle piece.
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.
[dynamic music playing]
Hey! Look what the bat dragged in.
Fancy meeting you here, Batsy.
The championship soccer trophy.
If you've got it, just make this easy on yourself,
and hand it over, Harley.
- [Jestah giggling] - Soccer trophy?
- [tires screech] - [harmonica plays]
[tires screech]
[music stops abruptly]
You think I stole it?
Don't you think I'd be bragging about it if I did?
Maybe. Or maybe you just won't admit you have it.
You are a well-known trophy thief, aren't you?
Am not.
Are, too.
- Am not. - Are, too.
- Right.
You are.
Oh, man! I thought that if I said, "Are, too" you'd say, "Am not."
You know, we'd switch. I was trying to Bugs Bunny you.
[huffs] That would have been funny!
- [chuckles] - [grunts]
Or not.
- [engine revs] - [rattling]
Why is she running?
Something's not right.
Okay, we're looking for clues. Things that'll lead us to the thief.
Let's take a look with my infrared scanner.
It can see things we can't.
There's that fancy button.
Do you see anything else?
[Redbird] I found some tracks.
These could lead us right to the thief. Follow me.
[Bibi] So, how do you know if something is a clue?
It looks out of place like, uh, it doesn't belong where you found it.
Like this?
No, I'd think someone just tried to throw that in the trash and missed.
What about this? This has "clue" written all over it.
Actually, it has a warning written all over it.
It says not to drive over this area.
- There's a busted... - Whoa!
- [spitting] - [chuckles] ...waterline.
Not a clue. Got it.
Now, this doesn't belong here.
It's got to be a clue left by the thief.
What is it?
I'm not sure. BC, can you analyze?
[Batcomputer] Certainly. This cloth is from...
an umbrella.
So the thief was carrying an umbrella.
But it's not even raining.
And Harley doesn't bring an umbrella with her everywhere she goes.
- Hmm. - Come on.
Let's keep following the tracks.
Maybe we'll find more clues.
[pop music playing]
[pigeon cooing]
[clangs]
♪ Teasing is never nice Unless it's your brain ♪
♪ That's why a riddle's fun When played like a game ♪
♪ Get a clue, get a clue Get a clue ♪
♪ That's all you gotta do To play ♪
♪ Have a think, have a think Have a think Soon you'll be on your way ♪
♪ Riddle me this Riddle me that ♪
♪ Riddle me anything You want to ask ♪
♪ Riddle us one Riddle us all ♪
♪ There is no riddle That we cannot solve ♪
[Redbird] The tracks end at...
Harley's Arcade?
I guess she really did swipe the trophy.
Looks like I was wrong.
But none of the clues we found belong to Harley.
She doesn't wear fancy buttons or use umbrellas.
Something strange is going on, Red.
We just need to do more detective-y stuff,
You know, look for more clues.
But there's nothing out of the ordinary here.
No other clues in sight.
Maybe we just have to get a better view.
Yeah, good idea.
[engine revving]
Yeah.
Let's go!
Whoo-hoo!
I can see everything better from up here.
Wait. [gasps] There's something small and yellow
behind that garbage can down there.
This is really out of place here.
- [squeaks] - It's gotta be a clue.
[quacks]
Great job, Bibi.
Hmm.
A rubber ducky, an umbrella and a fancy button?
None of those are things Harley Quinn would have.
Let's try to match them up to another villain.
BC, show us the villain files, please.
Accessing villain files.
[Redbird] No. It's not Harley.
[Bibi] The Joker doesn't use rubber duckies.
[Redbird] Toyman doesn't have an umbrella.
[Bibi] Oh, but The Penguin does.
And he wears fancy clothes with fancy buttons.
[Redbird] And he loves rubber duckies.
The Penguin stole the trophy!
[both gasp] Batman's chasing the wrong villain.
- [tires screech] - Whoa.
Who put this brick wall here?
It's over, Harley.
It's not over till the cute lady sings.
[sings in high pitch]
- [glass shatters] - [man] Hey!
I'm telling you, you got the wrong crook. I didn't do anything.
I'm not saying you did, yet. I just wanna talk.
Yeah, sure. Talk. [scoffs]
The next thing I know you're slapping the batcuffs on me. I'm not letting you
- take me in. - [fight bell dings]
If you're innocent,
- you have nothing to-- - [phone rings]
What is it? I'm kind of in the middle of something.
I have new evidence for you to see, Batman.
The Penguin.
[grunts] Um, new evidence has come to light.
It shows The Penguin actually stole the trophy.
Ha! See? I'm just a sweet and innocent citizen.
Not quite. You were still speeding.
Yeah, okay. You got me there.
- [phone beeps] - [Batcomputer] Batman,
I've located The Penguin. He's at Harley's Arcade.
What?
[The Penguin] While Batman's off chasing Harley,
thinking she stole this trophy,
I sneak into her arcade and steal all of her trophies, too.
Kudos to me, this is my best plan ev... Ahhh!
[objects clattering]
I've got a bigger prize for you, Penguin.
Ahhh!
Oh, no! Oh!
A one-way ticket to jail!
Batman and I are bringing you in.
That sounded really weird, right?
Super weird.
- [groans] - [police siren blaring]
- [penguin cackling] - [crashes]
[quacking sadly]
[Buff] Great job finding the real trophy thief, Red.
Hate to admit it, but I guess you were right.
We shouldn't have assumed Harley did it.
Well, Bibi helped me investigate, too.
We're a great detective team.
Oh, I agree. I agree. Great job.
Now, if you really wanna solve a big case,
find that missing puzzle piece!
We've looked everywhere. I think it's lost forever.
Never jump to conclusions. Right, Detective Redbird?
Right, Detective Bibi.
[chuckles] Found it.
Your troubles are all behind you. [chuckles]
Ooh! [laughs] Oops. Uh, thanks, Bibi.
Finally.
- [clicks] - We did it.
- 50 kitties. - [fireworks blast]
- [all cheering] - [meows]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪