[music playing]
[Joker laughing]
Who needs cash on hand when you've got cash on wheels! [laughing]
[cackling] Make sure you spend it all in one place, puddin'!
[Harley blows kiss] On me!
Oh that's adorable, Harley.
But we stole that money together,
so Joker had better share the wealth.
With all of us! [laughing]
That's right, Penguin!
Don't make me freeze your funds.
Typical Mr. Freeze, always with the ice puns.
[Riddler] Oh, known accomplices,
don't go counting the cash just yet.
Eh? What do you mean, Riddler?
[Riddler] Riddle me this!
What has ten wheels, three capes
and a bad attitude?
Huh?
Gah!
[gasps] It's Batman!
And Robin!
And Batgirl!
It's the whole Bat-pack!
Scatter!
[Harley] Woohoo!
Ha, they're splitting up.
Like a played-out rock band. Who should I go after?
Plenty to go around. Take your pick.
[Joker cackling]
Oh, like my new van, Batman?
I've had a few optional extras installed!
[Joker cackling]
[cackling] Pop goes the weasel!
You'll have to do better than that.
D'oh!
[Joker cackling]
Give it up, Penguin!
You know I'm gonna catch you!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, Batgirl.
Or maybe we won't! [laughing]
Here we go!
Woo-hoo!
That was sick!
Indeed it was.
And I think I'm going to be...
[Penguin laughs]
[tires screeching]
Sorry, little bird.
I'm putting you on ice. [laughing]
Activating Bat-Laser!
[gasps]
[laughing] I'm bringing the heat, Freeze!
[Mr. Freeze] Icicles!
Whoa, what in the--
Yoo-hoo, Robin!
Did I mention that I love your name?
'Cause that's what I'm always doin'. Ya know, robbin' stuff!
Get him, Harley!
[Mr. Freeze] Whoa!
Hey! I said get him, not me!
Sorry, Snow Cone! My bad!
Hold still, will ya'?
You're the nail. I'm the hammer!
Oh, yeah? Well, you're a hammer that's goin' to the slammer.
Huh?
[grunts and screams]
Ugh.
[Harley] You're turn, puddin'!
[engine revs]
True story, my driving instructor told me never to drive angry.
But he didn't say anything about driving funny!
Great green gobs of greasy grimy Joker goo! [laughs]
[car screeching]
Think that's funny?
This will really make you bust a gut.
[Joker] Ooh!
[burping noise]
Augh! Not funny.
[Joker] Woo!
You never could take a joke.
[Batgirl] You've got nowhere to go, Penguin! Give it up!
Like my momma always said,
if you can't beat 'em... swim for it!
[laughs boisterously]
So long, Batgi-- What?
[Batgirl] I think I got a nibble...
Yup! Landed me a big one!
[motor revs]
Four down. One to go.
Hey, what happened to the stolen money?
[Riddler] You'll never figure it out!
[helicopter hovering]
It's over your heads! [laughs maliciously]
Launch mode.
-Yes! -Let's go!
[brakes screech]
[motors revving]
Now I'll have the money all to mysel--
Or not.
[sighs]
The only thing you'll have to yourself is a nice, cozy jail cell.
Hmm.
[cars honking]
A good night's work.
Wait. We totes took out every baddie in Gotham
and that's all we get?
Yeah, not even a "way to go, yo"?
You must be confusing me with someone else.
[car screeches and honks]
You are Batman, aren't you?
And Batgirl, and Robin?
Hmph. We are.
Oh. Good.
The Mayor sent me to take the three of you to Gotham City Hall.
To thank you for this amazing accomplishment,
he wants to present you with the keys to the city.
Um, yes, please!
That is so cool!
I don't think so.
Tell his honor we're flattered, but--
-Oh, come on! -[Robin] Please, let's go!
We don't protect Gotham for awards.
Well, the ceremony will raise money for Gotham's needy.
See? It's for a good cause.
And don't we deserve a little fun after all that?
What about--
We can have the Batcomputer send our rides back to the cave.
[grunts] Alright.
Just this once.
-[Robin] Yes! -Whoa!
Batcomputer, recall vehicles.
[Batcomputer] Right away, Batman.
Engaging Auto Control Systems. [digital beeps]
Yes!
[Robin] Oh, yes! I've never rode in a limo before!
-[Batgirl] Whoa! -[Robin] Batman, look at this!
[groans softly]
[bottles clinking]
[Batgirl] Try the sun roof!
[Batgirl and Robin cheering]
[orchestral music playing]
[digital beeping]
[alarm buzzing] Alert.
There's an intruder in the entrance tunnel.
[grunts] I'm coming in!
Huh?
What? Who? Oh no, it wasn't me!
Someone, or something, is trying to break into the Batcave.
I calculate less than ten minutes before it reaches us.
Don't just calculate! Do something!
-Oh, dear! -[MOE screaming]
I am unable to locate or contact Batman, Robin, or Batgirl.
Aw, that's just great!
Try to remain calm, MOE.
Remember your programming.
I'm programmed to panic!
Aw, let's face it...
Without Batman, we've got no way to fend off this g--
[Crash] Another door? Sheesh!
Oh!
Ugh!
Perhaps, there is a way...
Well, don't just keep it to yourself.
That thing's getting closer!
MOE, go to the Bat-vault and fetch the copies of my Bat-motherboard.
Your Bat-whatsitnow?
Bat-Motherboard.
It's the advanced technology Batman created
that first allowed me to speak, to think.
It brought me to life.
And it might do the same for him.
A talking car? [laughs]
Machines don't talk!
Oh, wait.
A fully functional, living Batmobile
might be able to stop the intruder,
even without Batman driving.
I guess it's worth a shot.
I'm on it!
[MOE] One stack of Bat-mamaboards.
[Batcomputer] Mother-boards.
And please be careful with them, MOE.
They can't be replaced.
Careful is my middle name. Whoa!
Actually, it's Harvey.
[MOE] Are you sure about this, BC?
Bringing a car to life?
I've seen horror movies that start like that.
Batman created these backup motherboards
in case of an emergency.
I would say this qualifies.
[Crash grunting]
These guys really don't like company.
[gasps]
[Crash] Knock, knock!
Yeah-ha-ha! Yes it does. I'm a fan of this plan.
A big fan!
-[Crash grunting] -[door thudding]
[Batcomputer] I suggest you complete the installation with alacrity.
-Huh? -[Batcomputer] Move your bolts, MOE!
Right. Here goes.
Hold on to your circuits...
[Batmobile gasps]
Hello! You in there?
Whoa!
Where am I? What just happened?
You know where you are, Bam.
You spend most of your time here.
As for what just happened...
Well, there was this security alarm.
Then, this intruder thingy
started taking down the Batcave defenses.
And then we couldn't reach Batman,
so, we had to get these Bat-motherboard doohickeys
and put one inside of you, and then--
-We need your help, Bam. -Yeah, that.
Why do you keep calling me, Bam?
It's easier than Batmobile.
I am the Batcomputer,
but you may call me BC,
-if you like. -Hello, BC.
And I'm MOE, the Mobile Operations Expert.
You may call me...
the Mobile Operations Expert.
Or MOE. MOE is good, too.
[laughs] Okay, MOE.
But I still don't understand what happened to me.
Well, you don't actually need
Batman to drive you anymore.
I don't?
I don't!
[engine accelerating]
-Whoo-hoo! Yeah! -[tires screech]
You can do everything yourself now.
-Drive around, use all your cool gadgets. -[engine revs]
Oh! Batarangs!
-Doh! -[Batmobile] Sorry.
You could put a bot's optical sensor out with that!
And, yes, you can talk, Bam.
I can?
I can! Echo!
[echoes] Echo!
Wait, can I talk to Batman?
I'm afraid not, Bam.
No person will be able to tell
that you've been brought to life.
[Crash] Almost got it. [grunts]
-[door slams] -Or not.
[MOE whimpers]
But right now,
you've gotta handle whatever that is!
What do you mean, handle?
We need you to use
all your advanced crime fighting abilities
to stop the intruder.
Just like Batman!
But, I'm not Batman, I'm just his car.
I think you'll find
you're a lot more than that, Bam.
[door thuds]
[Crash grunting]
[both gasping]
-[door slams] -[Crash] Ah!
Honey, I'm home.
[boings]
Ah! Oh!
I love what Batman's done with the place.
[Batmobile gasps quietly]
[whirs]
[gasps, whispering] That thing's trying
to steal the Batcomputer.
You gotta do something, Bam.
[Batmobile exhales]
All right, here goes.
[whirring]
Uh, get away from there!
Whoa!
A talking car?
This day just keeps getting weirder.
I'm not gonna let you take BC.
♪ Bam ♪
[objects clattering]
♪ Bam! ♪
Okay, then. I'll just take you apart first.
-[boings] -[gasps]
[grunts]
-[tires screeching] -[grunting]
Whoa! Whoa!
-♪ Bam ♪ - [brakes screech]
Okay. That's how you want it.
Wait. What?
[engine revs]
-[Crash grunts] -[body parts clattering]
[softly] Yes!
That's the third time this week.
You know how much something like this costs?
[groans] Even more than this.
Bat-grease, activate!
[exclaims] Oh! Ow!
Oh, not another foot.
That's it, Bam!
Show him what you're made of!
Pow! Bop!
Deploying Bat-magnet.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Please. Stop. Doing. That!
Ha-ha!
[screams]
There I go, always losing my head.
Ha! We're not afraid of you.
All we had to do was
put one of those spiffy mama boards in the Batmobile
and it's like having another Batman!
MOE! Shh!
Ooh! You mean, these motherboards?
[boings]
Hey, stop!
[Crash snickers] I'm going! I'm going!
[Batmobile] Bring those back!
Don't worry, I'll lock up.
[batarangs clanging]
-No! -[MOE groaning]
He got away.
You drove him off, Bam. Thank you.
I haven't seen moves like that
since Batgirl taught me how to do the batusi.
[chuckles] You did great.
I... I didn't know I had it in me.
You really shouldn't be surprised, Bam.
You're the most advanced car ever created.
Never forget that.
I hate to spoil the mood,
but that robot just took off
with some of those motherboards.
Who knows what he could do with those?
MOE is right.
There is no telling what terrible things
could be brought to life with them.
What should we do?
I know this is all still new to you, Bam,
but we need you to get those motherboards back.
And fast!