♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Buff] Buff in a China Shop.
[MOE] Ready, set,
go!
Let's go! Yeah!
Nailed it.
[grunting]
Come on.
Yeah, Look at that time.
Twenty-two seconds.
A new bat-agility course record.
Sweet.
OK, Buff, it's your turn.
See if you can beat my time.
And not knock anything over.
I'm gonna crush it.
Ready? Set. Go.
Yeah-ha!
Dodge the flags.
Now skip the ropes.
Yes! Now, let's own this mess.
Turn, turn.
Turn it. Done.
Well, you crushed it, all right.
[Buff sighs] Sorry.
Well, did I at least do it fast?
How's my time, MOE?
MOE?
Oh, you were fast, all right.
MOE. Are you okay?
Oh, you bet. Little duct tape
and I'll be as good as... almost new.
[sighs] I'm sorry.
I'm so clumsy, all the time.
Bash, clang, squish.
I'm just too big, is what it is.
Too big.
And clumsy and big.
You're not too big.
You're Buff-sized.
[Batcomputer] Batman.
Someone is stealing a huge excavator
at the Cobblepot construction site.
Riddler could dig up a lot of trouble with that thing.
I'll need some muscle to stop him.
The bat truck is ready to go when you are, Batman.
Excellent.
Ah, Batman! Riddle me this.
What do you get when you cross a brilliant villain
with a great big shovel and a flying mouse?
A batastrophe.
[laughing]
Get it? It's catastrophe.
But instead of "cat," I said "bat".
[sighs]
[laughing]
[continues laughing]
If that's how you want to play.
The steering is stiff.
[gasps]
It's a whole batalogue of disasters.
Get it? Like, like catalogue.
I get it, okay? I get it.
Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!
Can't catch me.
Huh?
Ugh.
Is this a bad time for a riddle?
It is, actually.
To answer this riddle
you don't need to be brainy.
Just look near the ocean for the stuff that is grainy.
[chuckles]
[Batman] Batcomputer...
Never mind.
Give the Bat-Truck a full checkup.
The steering is off.
I'm going to get cleaned up.
Roger that.
Everything looks a-okay to me.
What happened, Buff?
I just kept knocking things over and breaking things,
and not stuff I was supposed to break.
Hey, that could happen to anyone.
Well, not me, but anyone else.
You're our big guy, Buff.
We need your strength.
No one can take down a wall like you do.
I don't want to be just the big guy.
I want to be graceful, like Bibi and Batwing.
But I never will because I'm big and clumsy.
You can be anything you want, Buff.
It's up to you to decide.
But you have to believe in yourself.
But how do I do that?
How do I get more graceful?
You can do it.
Buff, you just need a little more confidence.
I can help with that.
That's nice. But I can't fly.
No, but you can do the next best thing.
You can dance.
I'm going to teach you some ballet.
Ballet? Like uh, dancing ballet ballet?
Yes, it'll help you be more graceful.
Excellent idea, Batwing.
They use ballet to help big football players
become lighter on their feet.
So why not you, Buff?
Lighter on their feet?
It means more graceful.
Come on.
We'll have you light on your wheels in no time.
♪ You're feeling Big and clumsy ♪
♪ Like you've got Three left wheels ♪
♪ Believe me when I tell you ♪
♪ I know just how you feel ♪
♪ Always bashing and Smashing and trashing things ♪
♪ Now what's a truck to do? ♪
♪ You can be nimble ♪
♪ Just use this trick ♪
♪ It's what all The big guys do ♪
♪ Do a monster truck ballet ♪
♪ Get up on your tippy treads ♪
♪ A monster truck ballet ♪
♪ Stretch out Your big flatbed ♪
♪ A monster truck ballet ♪
♪ Twirl and leap And bound ♪
♪ A monster truck ballet ♪
♪ You're a nimble pick-up now ♪
♪ Monster truck ballet ♪
♪ Tough but agile too ♪
♪ A monster truck ballet ♪
♪ Will bring out The best in you ♪
I feel so much more graceful now.
Ah. Thanks, Wing.
Got to figure out what the Riddler's up to.
Batcomputer,
show me a playback of his last riddle.
To answer this riddle,
you don't need to be brainy.
Just look near the ocean for the stuff that is grainy.
Riddler's office game.
It's too easy.
The answer's sand.
And where is there a lot of sand in Gotham?
Uh, a sand museum?
A sand library?
I know. A sand skyscraper.
Mmm.
What?
I can't be the only one who's been to the sand museum.
Gotham Point Beach.
The annual sand castle contest is taking place there tomorrow.
BATMAN: Riddler must be planning to use the stolen excavator to ruin the contest.
I wouldn't put past him.
The Bat-Truck is buffed up and ready to go, Batman.
Let's move.
Hmm.
I can see my house from here.
So many things to squish.
Feeling jittery, Buff?
Yeah. You know what sand castles are made of?
Sand.
Well, what if I smush them all?
What if I'm not graceful enough?
Just remember your ballet training, Buff.
You can do this.
- You can be... - Light on my wheels.
Right. Thanks, BC.
The Riddler.
He's going to destroy the sand castles.
Got to beat him there.
Light on my wheels. Light on my wheels.
Steering is better.
Time to level the playing field.
[gasps] Batman solved my riddle.
Why am I surprised?
He does it every time.
Light on my wheels. Light on my wheels.
What?
Huh?
[groans]
Time to turn in your shovel and pail, Riddler.
My sand castle is so much better than those sand shacks.
I just wanted to make extra sure
I'd win by plowing them all over.
Ugh!
Ah! Let's go.
I have sand in my shoes.
Nice job with the steering adjustments, MOE.
Couldn't have saved the sand castles without it.
[Batmobile] All right, Buff. You're up again.
Show us what you've got.
[ballet music playing]
[chuckles]
Whoa!
- Turn it. Done. - Nice.
Good job. Way to go.
I'm light on my wheels.
Hey, you completely missed me that time.
Did you all see that?
Buff completely... [grunts]
Just to be clear. That was me, not him.
Wasn't his fault.
[all laughing]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪