♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Batmobile] A tale of two Bibis.
[zooming]
What?
I told you not to take that jump.
But it was so cool.
And I did a double flip. Did you see the double flip?
Yeah. A double flip into a pool of mud.
- Yuck. - It's gonna take me
all day to get it off my landing gear.
So, what? Are you saying no more jumps? Jumps are my thing.
I'm not saying no jumps.
I'm saying try to think things through
before you do something like that.
You could have gotten hurt.
But I was thinking. I was thinking that was an incredible... [gasps]
Is an incredible jump.
Do you see that? It's like the perfect ramp.
- Can we circle back to-- - [all] No!
This is gonna be the biggest air I ever got.
- [engine revs] - [tires screech]
Let's go! Whoo-hoo!
- [alarm beeps] - Oh, no.
- Ahhh! [grunts] - [thuds]
Okay, Bibi. Don't panic.
You're okay.
Bam! Can you hear me?
- BC? - [alarm beeps]
Come in. Anybody.
Something must be blocking my transmission.
- [Jestah cackling] - What should I... [gasps]
I told you she wouldn't be able to resist that jump. [chuckles]
Jestah. I should've known you'd be behind this.
Sure, I'm behind it.
But this time, there's someone behind me.
Huh? Who are you?
Who am I? Who am I?
How can you not know who I am?
That's the boss, BooBoo.
El numero uno... [cheering] ...Badcomputer!
[grunts, sighs] This is worse than the scoreboard.
Anyways, once I take out your precious Batcomputer,
I will be the most powerful computer in the world!
Forget it. You'll never even be able to get close to BC.
Obviously, we can't. But you could.
- [grunts] - [thuds]
[sighs wearily]
[suspenseful music playing]
[gasps] That bike looks just like me.
Now all we have to do is place Jestah's motherboard
into our perfect copy of you.
[laughs maniacally]
- [coughs] - [Jestah powers on]
Whoo, yeah! So, this is what it's like being you, hmm?
Ew, I feel so purple.
That'll never work. No one will believe that's me.
[mimics Bibi] That'll never work. No one will believe that's me.
[gasps]
Voila! The perfect undercover... I mean,
underhood agent.
You... You can't do that. It's not fair.
I'll be back in a zip with the Batcomputer's motherboard.
I have to warn the Batwheels,
but how am I gonna get out of here?
[Redbird] Bibi went back to try that jump, didn't she?
Even if she tried that jump, she would have made it back here by now.
I think she might be in trouble. We should--
It's me, it's me!
Your bestest friend, Bibi.
That's me, Bibi. Beep beep.
Hey, Bibi.
- Glad you're back. - You'll never learn.
[chuckles] What? They actually think I'm Bibi. [scoffs]
Wow, I'm in the Batcave.
There's the Batcomputer.
Come to mama, board. [chuckles]
[giggling wickedly]
- Bibi? - [gasps]
May I ask what you are doing?
Oh, nothing to worry about. This will just take a second.
- [Buff] Bibi! - Uh? What? I was just...
um, dusting. What do you want anyway?
You promised you'd come to my stuffed animal tea party, remember?
I did?
- I must have been out of my-- - [sighs]
Yes, tea party, right.
Top of the morning, Mr. Bear.
The voices. I do Smooches, the unicorn,
and then you do Tristan Teddy Bear, remember?
I'm not doing a teddy bear voice. No way, no how,
- I-- - [Buff] Oh.
Really? That's not like you, Bibi.
Oh, I mean... Oh, brother, okay.
[in southern accent] I'm Tristan Teddy Bear, y'all, and I like tea.
Mmm, mmm.
It sure tastes mighty fine. Slurp, slurp.
That's great, Bibi.
[as Smooches] Why, thank you, Tristan.
Oh, I'm glad you enjoy the tea I've made you.
Oh, uh, do please try the cookies.
[in normal voice] How long do we have to do this for?
[in normal voice] Now, let's sing the Friendship song.
♪ We are the bestest friends ♪
Nope, not singing that.
No way. [grunts]
I don't get it. Bibi loves the Friendship song.
[sighs]
Bibi, you're late for our training session.
- Come on. - [groans loudly]
[Jestah] So, what? It's a race? Get across the room first?
Sort of. But you've still never beaten me.
[chuckles] Maybe this time you'll get lucky.
You beat me? You? See you at the finish line, Redburp.
- Ciao for now! - [engine revs]
[Jestah] Wha... What?
[gasps] No way I'm getting beat by that little...
- [clangs] - [Jestah chuckles]
You lose Redchirp. [chuckles]
Whoo! [laughs gleefully] Yeah!
- [tires screech] - [gasps]
Bibi, we need to talk.
Okay, Bibi is listening... Uh, I mean, I'm listening.
We know what's going on.
Uh-oh.
You think we're still upset about the mud,
and how you snuck back to do that second jump, even though we told you not to.
It's made you all tense, and that's why you're acting out.
What?
But we're not angry. We were just worried.
And Batwing has an idea on how to help you relax.
- Yoga! - Yo-what?
[Bibi grunting]
[zooms]
- [thuds] - [grunts]
[groans]
When am I gonna learn?
I need to think things through before doing them.
Think, Bibi, think.
[sighs] If only I could think my way out of this hole.
[electronic music playing]
Wait.
It's a pattern.
There are things sticking out all the way to the top.
I think... [bell dings]
I think I thought of a plan.
[zooming, grunting]
[grunts]
Ha! Yes! This is gonna work.
[Batwing] Everyone breathe in, now breathe out.
Bibi?
- [Batwing] Bibi? - Oh, right, that's me.
What do you need, my bestest friend, Batwing?
You're not breathing with us.
Give me a break. I'm a high-performance bike.
It's to help you relax.
[shouting] I am relaxed!
Bibi!
[breathing angrily]
Good, excellent. Now, isn't that relaxing?
Now stretch that chassis.
Chassis are made of metal. They don't stretch.
- Excuse me? - [sighing] Okay. Stretching.
Now, really breathe into the stretch.
Let it flow all the way from your back tire
to the tip of your headlights.
Breathe, Bibi.
- [whispers] Breathe. - Argh!
[all gasp]
Tea parties, yoga, I can't take it anymore!
- [thuds] - [all grunt]
- [Batwing] Ahhh! - [crashes]
Bibi, please stop.
- [shuts down] - Ha! See ya!
Wouldn't wanna be ya, Batchumps. [cackles]
That did not sound like Bibi.
Whoever she is, she's got BC's motherboard.
- Ahhh! - We've gotta get it back.
Come on.
Yes!
[engine revving]
- [gasps] - [tires screech]
[Jestah cackles]
[both] You!
Wait, there are two Bibis?
- It's like I'm seeing double. - I'm confused.
Which one's the real Bibi?
- I am. - I am.
[both] No, I am.
No, not her. Me.
She's Jestah in disguise.
No, she's Jestah in disguise.
Oh, that makes sense.
And it kind of makes my head hurt.
Give us BC's motherboard back.
[tires screech]
- Quick, get her. - [Batwing, Buff] Which one?
I don't know. Both of them.
[zooming]
[Jestah laughs maniacally]
- What do we do? - Uh, I'm thinking.
Thinking. Wait a minute Think things through.
Hey, I bet you can't catch me. [zooms]
I'll run circles around you 'cause I'm the real Bibi.
- [cackles] - Ah!
I've got it. You think you're better than me?
[scoffs] I know I'm better than you.
Oh, yeah? Whoever jumps the farthest is the best bike.
That'll be me.
- [machine arm whirring] - [clicks]
I'll take that.
[engine revs]
[Jestah] Whoo-hoo! I won!
I'm the best... [gasps]
Really?
- [grunts] - [thuds]
Ugh, this is the pits.
Whoo-hoo! [chuckles]
[firing up]
Did you see that? That was me thinking it through.
Just like you told me to.
[all gasp]
We've thought it through, and now we know it's you.
Hey, that rhymed.
[Jestah] A... A little help!
All right, whose turn is it to rescue the bad guy?
- Not mine. - I saved Prank last week.
[Jestah] Ugh, come on.
[all laughing]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪