[opening theme music playing]
♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Buff] Batty Race.
[male announcer] Welcome one and all
to the annual Gotham Grand Prix.
Are you ready for some high speed racing action?
- [Redbird] Let's G-O. - [Bibi] Bat-tastic!
- [Batwing] All right, race day! - It's gonna be awesome.
[male announcer] Racers will follow the marked course
as it winds through the streets of the city.
The first across the finish line will receive the grand prize trophy.
As Gotham's greatest racer.
- Aw, look, there it is! - Whoa.
I bet it's huge up close.
[Redbird] Hey, does anyone see the race cars?
Shouldn't they be here by now?
Hey! Yeah. What's going on?
[male announcer] Attention, due to sudden, unexplained flat tires
and engine problems with all the Grand Prix cars,
this year's race will be run by a team of special guest racers.
Guest racers?
Wait, all the racers broke down at the same time?
You don't think...
[male announcer] Presenting today's last minute new racers.
[crowd cheering]
This can't be right. It's... It's...
[Batwheels] The Legion of Zoom!
Boo.
They must have broken the racer's car so they can win the trophy for themselves.
Wait, that's not fair.
We can't let them cheat.
Right, we're going to enter that race, too.
We're gonna show them that the only way to win is fair and square.
- We get to race! - This is awesome.
Let's show them how it's done.
Oh, yeah.
[male announcer] What's this?
It looks like we have a special appearance from the Batman's fleet of vehicles.
This race just got turned up to 11.
Bro, crashing our party uninvited?
Totally weak.
We can't let you cheat your way to victory.
So we're going to beat you fair and square.
Earth to Bam.
Cheating's all we ever do and it works like all the time.
[male announcer] Racers, rev those engines!
[engines revving]
[male announcer] Five, four, three, two...
- [Prank laughs] - [male announcer] ...and one.
- [beeps] - Go!
And they're off.
-We are in for a treat tonight. - [engines accelerating]
[male announcer] This is bound to be a race to remember.
- [tires screech] - [engines roar]
Stay sharp. You know, the Zoomers are gonna keep cheating.
So watch out for anything hidden up their bumpers.
[engines accelerating]
[racy music playing]
- [dings] - [gasps]
[gasps]
[screams]
You're fast, little birdie.
But be careful you don't fly off the handle.
[quacks]
[squeaks]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I knew you couldn't race fair.
[laughs]
Why compete when you can cheat? [laughs]
[male announcer] Can you believe it?
The Redbird is going, going, gone.
[upbeat music playing]
[laughing maniacally]
[giggles]
Nice and solid.
[giggles]
I hope you like my little trick,
Bibi, it's totally off the wall.
[laughing]
- Yes. Go straight away. - [engine accelerating]
[electronic whoosh]
That tunnel's a fake. Deploy safety bubble.
- [electrical crackling] - [rubber bouncing]
Looks like you're having a ball.
[laughs]
[male announcer] Ooh, and the Batgirl's cycle
has been bounced from the competition.
- Hey, Bibi. - Hey, Red.
- [engines accelerating] - [bell rings]
Hey, Snowy! I got another one.
What kind of car does a werewolf drive?
Mm... I don't know. What?
A monster truck.
[laughs]
Oh, you always tell the best jokes, Buff.
You know, I wish I was as funny as you.
I'm real sorry, Buff.
About what?
Hey!
The Zoomers say we gotta cheat to win that big trophy.
Oh, man, you don't have to listen to them.
Besides, it's way more fun if you win fair and square.
- I know, sorry. - Later, Snowy.
Oh, hey, Bibi. Hey, Redbird.
[together] Hey, Buff.
Riddle me this. Riddle me that.
How do you get rid of a flying bat?
No time for games today, Quizz.
I've got a race to win.
Not anymore. [laughs]
[screams]
Gross.
[groaning] Wh... Wh... Whoa. Argh.
Why don't you stick around while we cheat our way to victory?
[laughs wickedly]
This is lame, even for you, Quizz.
[male announcer] Yikes, race fans.
The heroes are dropping like flies.
And it looks like the Batwing is grounded.
Oh, things are not looking good for Batman's vehicles.
Let's see if the Batmobile can beat the odds.
Slow your roll, My dude.
Nobody likes a tailgater.
[tires screech]
[car honking]
[bell dings]
How about a little detour?
[gasps]
Hey, what happened to all the arrows and lights?
I think I'm off course.
- [tires screeching] - [screaming]
[melancholy music playing]
Ah, Prank must have moved the signs and lead me off track.
Ah, I'm stuck.
Can anyone give me a quick tow?
We're too far back.
The Zoomers cheated and stopped the rest of us
with a bunch of sneaky traps.
Why am I not surprised?
It's all on you, Bam!
You've got to win this race for us.
Okay, I can do this.
Let's see.
Oh, Yes.
Let's go.
- [metal clangs] - [grunts]
[tires screech]
[male announcer] They're rounding the final turn
and approaching the finish line.
So, did everyone take out a Batwheel?
Bibi's all bubbled up.
Buff's in ice.
And Batwing's in a sticky situation.
Redbird is up, up and away. [laughs]
- [engine revving] - [tires screeching]
[male announcer] What's this?
The Batmobile is back on track.
But is there enough time to make up the lost ground?
Ah, it looks like someone didn't finish their job, Prank.
It's not my fault he's so annoyingly quick.
We can blame each other later.
For now, let's focus on the matter at hand.
Ducky's right.
We can't let that goody goody go-kart win.
Not after we worked so hard on our clever cheats.
I'm closing in on the Legion of Zoom, but it's one against five.
- Any ideas, team? - Easy.
They cheated to beat us so you should cheat right back.
- Yeah. - Do it.
They deserve it.
I can't do that.
Batman wouldn't cheat.
And I'm not about to, either.
But that gives me another idea.
I know they'll try anything to stop me.
But if I can get them close enough,
maybe they'll take out each other with their own cheats.
Hey, Zoomers, you here to watch my victory lap?
Ha. You wish.
I'll show you why nice cars finish last.
Not if I get him first.
Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa.
[both] This is all your fault.
Ow, ow.
[male announcer laughing] Oh, ho, ho. That's gotta hurt.
Nice one, Bam.
Come on. You got this.
- Coming through. - [tires screech]
No, you don't.
[quacks]
Ow. Oh, mommy.
I'm frozen.
Whoa.
[male announcer] Oh, wow. The Batmobile is putting on a show.
Smooth moves, Bam.
Four down, one to go.
Looks like it's just you and me, Prank.
Then let the best racer cheat.
[squeaky bouncing]
Whoa.
[party horn]
Throw it back at him.
- Now's your chance for payback. - Then I'd be as bad as him.
I'm gonna win the right way.
Without cheating.
[engines revving]
[tires screech]
[male announcer] I don't believe it.
The Batmobile wins!
A spectacular photo finish.
Whoo!
[male announcer] What an incredible end to an unbelievable race.
I know I'm not supposed to play favorites, but it feels great to have
the good guys win this one, folks.
That was awesome.
You gotta show me that move.
What a race!
I was so sure we'd have to cheat to keep up with them.
Only Bam could keep his cool like that and win the right way.
[Prank] No fair.
Everybody knows you've got to cheat to win.
You don't deserve that trophy.
[sighs] Cheating may seem like a surefire way to win, Prank.
But it usually comes back to bite you in the bumper.
- [gasps] - [beeping]
Are you kidding me?
[party horns]
[laughs]
[closing theme song playing]
♪ Batwheels ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪