♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Bibi reading]
[Moe] I am the night. I am justice.
I am--
[Batcomputer] Attention, Batwheels.
Kidding! [laughs] I'm kidding! Ooh!
It's not what it looks like.
Very funny, Moe.
[Batcomputer] Batwheels, we have an emergency.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat has been spotted
at Gotham Docks.
A shipment of extremely powerful fuel cells just arrived there.
If the Legion of Zoom gets super fuel cells,
that could make them...
[gasps] Even faster than me!
Okay, Batwheels.
[engine revving] Let's burn rubber!
Rubber? My tires are made of an advanced carbon-silica compound.
It's just an expression.
[Buff revs engine] Wait. Why would we wanna burn our tires?
Wouldn't they melt?
They're... Just forget it. Let's go, Batwheels.
[exhilarating music playing]
[engines accelerating]
[music intensifies]
It's quiet.
Too quiet.
I can make some noise if it will make you feel better.
-[Buff's horn blaring] -[Bibi shushes]
-Hold up. Did you see that? -[electronic warbling]
[gasps]
[engine revving]
Bibi, wait! It could be a trap!
I'm coming for you, Ducky!
On the contrary, I believe you're stopping for me!
-[gasps] -[quacks]
[Bibi] Who turned off the lights? [groans softly]
You quack me up! [laughs wickedly]
Stop that Ducky!
[engines accelerating]
-How about a little oil slick, Ducky? -[squeals]
[Bam] Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Red screaming]
-Oh, no. -[gasps]
[Red screaming]
Electro-net launch!
Whoa! Not me!
Well, well, well!
The mighty Batwheels done in by a Ducky.
But not just any Ducky. The fastest Ducky ever seen!
[quacks]
You can't catch me!
[quacks]
[Bam grunts]
[Bibi groans] Ooh! Sorry!
Whoa! I haven't seen a dent this nasty since Harvey Two-face.
What were you up against? Does the Penguin have some sort of tank now?
It was, um... a really fierce...
Ducky!
[laughs] I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry, it's just too funny...
[continues laughing]
Moe, don't be so hard on them.
The Penguin's Ducky Boat is a dangerous enemy.
Moe's right. We were a total mess out there.
-We had no plan, and everyone just did their own thing. -Yeah.
I have come to the conclusion that the Batwheels lack one key element for success.
-Really big tires? -Body armor?
A leader.
[chuckles] I see where this is going. After all, I am the best.
But, does being a leader mean I actually have to listen to everyone?
Thank you for the offer, Batwing.
But I believe the right leader for this team is...
-[Batcomputer] Bam! -[gasps]
I... I don't know what to say.
You were Batman's first vehicle. He's always relied upon you.
Say yes!
Okay. I guess I can give it a try!
-You can do it, Bam! -Yeah!
You see? You already have the most important thing a leader needs.
They believe in you!
But I don't know the first thing about being a leader.
[engines revving]
[Batcomputer] All right, Batwheels.
The objective of this drill is to work together
and to take out this simulation vehicle.
That doesn't look so tough.
[popping]
I take it back!
Try to work as a team, and look to your leader for direction.
What's the plan, Bam?
Uh... I, uh...
I don't know. Um, hold on a second.
This being a leader stuff is hard, BC.
How does Batman do it?
Batman leads by taking charge and making strong decisions.
Yeah. I should take charge.
Like Batman.
[deepens voice] Okay, team. Listen up.
Are you feeling okay, Bam?
I'm just taking charge! [chuckles nervously and clears throat]
[deepens voice] So do exactly what I say.
Wing and Buff, you circle behind that Sim-V.
Bibi and Red, you charge straight at it.
But at full speed, we might not be able to brake in time.
Uh-uh! Remember what BC said. [clears throat]
We're doing this my way.
Okay, Bibi. Charge right at it.
But, I--
-Just do it! -[engine revs]
[Bibi screams]
Your turn, Red! Full throttle!
-But-- -Listen to your leader. Go!
[engine accelerates]
Hey!
[Bam groans]
Wing, swoop down on it.
-I really don't think-- -I said swoop!
[Batwing squeals]
-Whoa! -[Batwing thuds]
[Bibi squeals]
[Red screams]
[Buff] Whoa!
Everyone, just charge all at once!
[engines accelerating]
Yes!
[Batwheels thud]
[all groan]
[groans in exasperation]
-[whooshing and thudding] -Ending simulation.
You're not listening to your leader!
You're the one who's not listening. To anything any of us say!
Well, that's it for me! I'm done taking orders from you, Bam!
Me too. [zooms]
-[Buff sighs] -Sorry.
[sighs] Some leader I turned out to be.
It's not like you to give up so easily, Bam.
I took charge like Batman. And it didn't work!
I didn't choose Batman to lead this team. I chose you, Bam.
-You have qualities all your own. -I do?
You're brave, loyal and a good listener. At least, you used to be.
[Bam] That's true.
Use your own best qualities to lead the team and you'll do better.
I'm certain--
One moment. I'm getting another alert.
The Ducky Boat is headed for Gotham Docks again.
He must want to equip the whole Legion of Zoom with those super fuel cells!
Undoubtedly.
And we can't let that happen!
Batwheels! We have an emergency.
Uh, what do you mean "we"?
-We're not listening to you anymore, remember? -Yeah!
I know. And it's my fault for being so bossy and not listening.
I promise if you give me another chance, I'll do better.
You know, it took some real spark plugs for Bam to admit he was wrong.
I think we should give him another chance.
I still think I would have been a better choice, but okay.
Let's do this!
-Yes. -[Buff] Group hug!
[all gasping]
[all screaming]
Oops!
[engines accelerating]
[man snores and exhales]
This time, we'll make a plan to beat that Ducky.
First, we need someone to scout ahead.
I'm good at spotting things from high above.
I was thinking maybe Red could...
No? You're right, Wing. You go scout ahead.
-[Ducky quacks] -[Batwing] Ducky Boat spotted at the South Pier.
[Bam] Roger that.
Okay.
We'll lure that wicked water fowl into a trap.
And that would be the perfect place to trap him.
Aw, good thinking, Red!
If we can find something big enough to block him in there...
Oh, I know! An elephant!
Or, if we can't find one of those, I could do it.
Let's go with plan B.
You'll also need someone really fast to draw that Ducky out.
-I was just thinking the same thing. -[Bibi chuckles]
[Bibi] Whoo-hoo! [engine revving] Yeah!
[Ducky quacks]
Hey, Ducky.
-[Ducky whimpers] -I hear you're pretty fast now.
But you can't catch me! [engine revving]
Ha! You're just trying to get me to follow you.
Do you really think I'd fall for that?
[engine accelerating] Yeah. I kinda do.
Why, you... You can't talk to this Ducky like that!
All right, Buff. You're up.
[Buff grunts]
What?
-[thuds] -[Ducky quacks]
Oh, I do amuse myself so.
[Ducky laughing wickedly]
The Batwheels are soon to be nothing but Flatwheels! [cackles]
Ready, Wing? He's all yours.
Roger that!
Now!
Yeah!
[squeals]
Very clever, Batwheels!
But you left one exit open!
[cackles]
What?
[gasps] Drat!
Like a duck in a donut shop!
[quacks]
What? It could happen!
Ready, Wing? You're up!
Roger that, team leader.
Call Gotham PD and tell them we caught ourselves a really stinky fish.
I'm a duck, you four-by-four fool!
Holy hubcaps, we did it!
[laughs] I don't know how we pulled that off.
-It's simple, really. -We followed your lead!
How about another group hug?
[all screaming]
[Batwheels laughing]
[theme music playing]