♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Redbird] "Sidekicked to the Curb."
[Batwing] Whoo!
Can't catch me.
Let's go!
Missed me.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs] Whoa! Catch me if you can!
-Too fast for you! -Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
[gasps]
Get back here.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
[grunts]
Haha, you're it!
Dude, that was awesome! Whoa!
-What a move. -Not bad.
For a car.
-My wheels are turnin'... -[both] And my rubber's burnin'.
[beeping]
Sorry to break up your game, Batwheels, but there's a Bat-Signal over Gotham.
[Batman] What have we got?
[Batcomputer] The Joker has been sighted. He's heading for Gotham Central Bank.
Huh?
Ready the Batmobile. We'll be right there.
Wait a minute. What about me?
If Batman and Robin are going on this mission, I should go too.
That Joker Van is extremely dangerous, Redbird.
Maybe you should sit this one out.
You saw me in action just now. Didn't you see that move? I'm ready!
That was just a game. This is different.
But I'm Robin's ride!
[beeping]
Do we have time for a snack?
Seatbelts.
[sighs] It's just not fair. I should be going with them.
[Joker laughing]
You know what, Bam needs me on this mission.
He just doesn't know it yet!
[Joker laughs]
Make way! Road hog!
[woman] Watch the paint!
Okay, enough joking around.
[Joker laughing]
Careful, Bat-bros. Every comedian knows,
there's nothing like a good punch line!
[honk, dinging]
-Robin, activate grips. -Yes!
[beeping]
[tires screeching]
Very slippery. Let's see how you like my uppercut!
Launch Batarang.
I'm with you, Bam!
Ugh...
Most important accessory on any vehicle? Cup holders.
Second most important? Bursty bombs.
-Vertical. -Roger that.
Now we've got him.
Gotta get rid of this!
Oh, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Yikes. That doesn't look good.
Should we send for the Batwing?
No time for that.
What then?
Well, when in Gotham...
[grunting]
Red! Why'd you come after us? I told you this was gonna be dangerous.
I just wanted to show you what I can do.
Oh, you showed me, all right. I saw you throw that bursty bomb.
Think you can get me out of this?
Can I? Just hang on.
[straining]
All right. I'm heading for the bank.
Batman and Robin might need my help.
Ooh! Can I come too?
I don't know, Red.
I promise I won't mess you up this time.
I bat-promise!
[imitating baby laughter]
Okay, I guess it could be handy to have a little backup.
Yes!
[announcer] Next stop, Gotham Plaza.
Home of the original Big Belly Burger.
Mm-mm-mm, those are straight fire.
Do we have time to get a burger and--
No.
[sighs]
[Joker laughing]
Your money or your laughs!
Holy axle grease! The Joker, he's robbing the bank!
No, seriously. Give me your money.
And no sign of Batman and Robin.
[Prank] Punchline!
[humming]
We can't take on the Joker without them.
No. But I can put a wheel lock on his getaway car.
What do I do?
-Just hang back. -But--
I'll give you a signal if I need you.
[sighs]
[humming] Joker.
[humming continues]
What was that?
[gasps]
[grunts]
Whoa! Haha! Nice try, dynamic duds!
See you later.
[Prank laughing]
Sorry. My bad.
Ugh, Red! I told you to wait for my signal!
-We can still catch him. -No, I can catch him.
You can go home, Red. You've done enough for one day.
[announcer] Next stop, Gotham Amusement Mile.
Be sure to visit the brand-new video game arcade.
-Hey, do we have time to-- -No!
[Prank laughing]
Well, isn't this just a barrel of laughs? [laughing hysterically]
Ugh!
Here I go again, biting off more than I can chew!
You always were all mouth, Prank.
[tires screeching]
Hope you enjoy my power-draining joy buzzer!
-[buzzer] Night-night. -Oh, no!
[grunts]
What am I going to do now?
I wish Red were still here.
I am!
Oh, Red! You came back!
Just giving you some backup.
I promise I'll stay out of the way. Are you okay?
Actually, he zapped me with this giant joy buzzer and now I can't move.
Do you think you could...
Oh. Of course.
Ah! That's better.
My power's back. Thanks, Red.
Now we better get moving if we're gonna catch up to the Joker Van.
[gasps] We? You mean I can come too?
I'd still be out of action if you hadn't showed up, Red.
[sigh] I was trying to look out for you. Make sure you didn't get hurt, but...
I was the one who got zapped.
BC was right. That van is dangerous.
Which is why it's gonna take both of us to stop him.
-Ready? -I'm always ready!
Engage Bat-Link!
-Light 'em up! -[engines revving]
Whoo-hoo! Talk about turbo-charged!
Whoo-hoo! Haha!
-[Bam] Yeah! -[Red] Yeah!
Bat-Bros again?
I'd love to, like, stick around, but I'm late for a getaway!
Remember that bumper tag move you pulled on me? Think you can do it again?
-You know it! -Let's give him a taste of his own buzzer. Full throttle!
Wow!
All you, Red! And... detach!
Whoo-hoo!
-[buzzer] Night-night. -Oh, no!
My engine!
What? No, no, no, no, no. How did you do that?
Easy.
Eight wheels are better than four.
[grumbles]
It's been a pleasure banking with you. But the early withdrawal fees are too much!
Wha...
My van!
You must have parked it in a towaway zone.
Oh, dear.
Hey, Joker.
Time to say goodbye.
Bye, Bats!
Robin, let's go vertical.
[Robin grunts]
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Huh?
[laughs] There's nowhere to run.
-Huh? -Now, how about that burger?
[laughs] Yes.
Ooh! And one for me?
Huh. You're funny.
Ooh-hoo! Watch the suit, please!
Hubcaps! Look at 'em go! Bam! Pow!
[laughs] Yeah.
You know, it makes me realize something.
Batman isn't the only one who needs a partner.
Wow!
-Our wheels are turnin'. -[both] And our rubber's burnin'!
[both laughing]
[theme song playing]