♪ Bam, Buff and Bibi Redbird and Wing ♪
♪ Burning bat-rubber Is their favorite thing ♪
♪ If turbocharged action's What you really crave ♪
♪ They're fired up and ready Down in the Batcave ♪
♪ They're the Batwheels Four-wheeled fighters Of crime ♪
♪ Batwheels Watch them turn on a dime ♪
♪ Batwheels They look great in black ♪
♪ Batwheels Hop in the back ♪
[Bam] "Bam's Upgrade."
Get her charged up and ready to go
in case another call comes in tonight.
On it, boss.
Whoo-hoo! Yes! What a night!
We took care of the Royal Flush Gang and Clock King
all in one fell swoop!
Ow!
[mutters]
What are you so excited about anyway?
Well, it is the third time this week Batman has chosen yours truly
for an important mission.
He took me out twice, which is like twice as many as once.
Batgirl and I have been turning the streets of Gotham into our own private race course lately.
Robin's taken me out almost every night this week.
How about you, Bam? I bet you've been tearing up the streets lately.
Uh, yeah.
Uh, tearing 'em up.
Yeah. It was so cool. You should've seen it.
Awesome!
And then we both swooped in from under the clouds.
Whoa, really?
-And, bam! -Hey.
[Bibi] We spotted them, they spotted us. It was battle time.
What's wrong, Bam?
Everybody's been going on all these cool missions,
but Batman hasn't picked me for one in, well, a long time.
[sighs] What's wrong with me, Moe?
Uh, nothing.
You're the Batmobile. The original radical ride.
I know, but...
What if Batman doesn't need me anymore?
It depends on the mission, Bam.
Batman chooses whichever one of you have the right attributes.
What's an attribute?
A special ability that sets you apart. Like Batwing's wings or Buff's armor.
...we came diving out of the clouds, and I dropped my electro-net
right on Clock King.
Boy, had his time ever come.
-[all laughing] -See what I did there?
Batwing, you're so funny.
Let's face it. I'll never be as awesome as the other Batwheels.
Well, there are those special upgrades Batman's been tinkering with.
-They could help. -Upgrades?
Whoa!
Advanced tech that could give you some of those cool attributes
you were talking about.
Like a jet-booster for flight and Supermanium armor for super strength.
That sounds amazing!
-[beeping] -Oh, I gotta help BC swap out her graphics card.
See you, Bam.
These upgrades are just what I need!
I'm gonna show Batman what I can really do.
A mega-jet booster! Now I can be as fast as Bibi.
Nice! Supermanium armor? I'll be as strong as Buff.
Wings? No way! I can fly like Batwing.
Yeah! How do you like my attributes now?
[engine revving]
[Batman] Batcomputer, get me a carne asada burrito.
[Batcomputer] Ordering, extra spicy.
[Batman] Mm...
Sir, we have a Bat-Signal.
Someone is trying to break into Gotham Radio Towers.
Link to the building's security cameras.
Linking.
[Batman] Toyman.
Why can't Superman's headaches stay in Metropolis?
[Batcomputer] Which vehicle will you be taking, Batman?
Hmm. I don't remember installing this upgrade.
Let's try it out. Prep the Batmobile.
[exclaims]
It's working! He picked me!
Whoa! Wait a minute! You don't know how to use those upgrades yet.
Oh, Batman's gonna have my SIM card for supper!
Don't worry. I know what I'm doing.
[tires screeching]
The Batmobile seems... peppier than usual.
Let's see what this upgrade's got.
I like it.
[engine accelerating]
[Batcomputer] Toyman appears to be headed for the roof.
Right.
Oh, did you hear that, BC? He said he liked it! He liked me.
What have you done, Bam?
I just got some little upgrades.
Untested upgrades. You've never had wings before, or advanced armor.
They could be difficult to master.
But this is my chance to really impress Batman!
Stand clear! Launching in three, two, one, blast-off!
Up, up, and a... Whoa!
What?
Slow down, Bam. You've never flown before.
Whoa.
Wait a minute... My upgrades!
Wings, deploy!
Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this.
Flying isn't so hard...
Uh, but stopping is!
[Bam] Whoa.
-Ugh. -Bam, are you all right?
I think so.
I'm just... [groans]
Uh, stuck.
Introducing Toyman's new remote control marauders!
[chittering]
You control the action! You control the fun!
Toyman.
Ugh. Action figures are not my favorite toys.
But rooftop antennas are?
Not just any antenna, Batman. The most powerful one in Gotham!
And when I attach it to my mega remote,
I shall be able to remotely control every toy in the city.
Even your precious Batmobile.
[gasps] That's me.
Huh?
[squeaks]
[Toyman giggles]
Meet my latest and greatest toys...
Accessories included.
[Toyman laughs maniacally]
Ugh... I've got to help Batman!
If only I were strong enough to... Oh, wait. Activate upgrades!
Yes!
No!
[gasps]
Whoa!
Just like you to get carried away, Batman.
[Toyman laughs]
[Bam groans]
Ugh... Flipper arms, activate.
Wow. I really messed up this time.
All I could do is get in Batman's way.
No wonder he never picks me for missions anymore.
I have a visual on Batman.
He is still following the suspect.
[Toyman laughs]
He's never gonna catch Toyman that way.
Stand clear!
Wait...
How am I gonna catch up to them if my upgrades are broken?
You've never needed upgrades to be there for Batman before.
That's true.
I've made jumps farther than these.
[Batcomputer] Quite a bit farther.
And I never needed any jet boosters to do it.
Not according to my records.
Then let's do this.
Whoo-hoo!
Yeah!
[Batcomputer] My thoughts exactly.
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
Oh, come on! Show-off.
Collect them and trade them with your friends!
Get off my car.
Ahh!
Didn't your parents ever tell you to clean up your toys?
No. [exclaims]
Well, that didn't work.
Call Gotham Police.
Tell them I've got a present for them.
[Batcomputer] Calling Gotham Police.
[Toyman] Oh, I'll get you, Batman!
You know, I really thought he was going to get away.
But like I've always said, I've got the best wheels in town.
[theme music playing]