gonna believe what happenedlast week on Blindspotting.
Bitch.
Why is he in jail?
He tried to do the right thingat a really bad time.
[upbeat music plays]
What's up? Big hug, big hug.
Give me all your gold.Uh-uh, come up off it.
[Trish] So when's y'all'snext family visit?
[Ashley] Actually,they gave us another slot
the next weekend.
-[screams]-[screams]
[dramatic music plays]
♪ ♪
[E-40] This right hereis the tale of a little,
itty, bitty mustard seed.
The seed's nameis Sean Turner,
his papa beartucked in the slammer,
and a wanted outlaw namedAshley Rose.
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪ Yahoo! ♪
[bird cries]
♪ ♪
[bell tolls]
[soft music plays]
♪ ♪
[gun cocks]
♪ ♪
You an outlaw, ain't ya?
One is only an outlawif one gets caught,
and I do not get caught.
Guess that makesmy pa an outlaw.
Oaktown sheriff got himin a tumbleweed wagon
at the edge of this here town.
I came here fixin'to bust him out of jail.
Saying a prayerfor the mission ahead.
[sighs]
You're gonna break him out,alone?
Have you seenthe sheriff's muscle?
You gonna need more thana load of pointers.
I brought backup,
big backup,for when the time come.
Sure you did.
But that town down therewas run by
Sheriff Renrutand the Niner gang,
and the Niner gang isas ruthless as they come.
If you value being on this sideof the Pearly Gates,
you best think twiceabout crossin' 'em.
But they the onesthat have my pa.
He got separated by his crew,and they ambushed him.
-What'd he do?-[Sean] I wasn't there,
but he ain't a bad man.
Tried to do the right thingat the wrong time is all.
Yeah, Ashley Rose felt hellabad for the young moustache,
and she was wrestlingher own demons
like two Tasmanian devilsin the trunk.
So she thought then and there,
"This may be the cleanserthat sends himself,
throwing her a passif she pressed the gas."
Bitch.
Guess you need meat your flank then, huh?
You gonna help me?
What's in it for you?
Well, kid, let's just say
I've done more wrongin my life than right,
and I came herein search of forgiveness
or guidance or penance,and here you come.
I reckon that'sa sign of sorts.
♪ ♪
[gun cocks]
Them things loaded?
Saddle up.We got a jailbird to free.
[dramatic music plays]
♪ ♪
See? They got my pa in a cage.
[suspenseful music plays]
That means they intendto move him by dawn.
We must be quick about this.
I know that man.
He's an outlaw too.
-[Sean] Will he help us?-[Ashley] We shall see.
[E-40] Sean and Ashley hadanother thing coming,
thinking theywas finna pull up
without anybody taking notice.
[person 1] Looks likethey cover their face.
[person 2] I reckonthey're up to no good.
♪ ♪
All right, boy,let's settle in here,
and then we'll hold upat the saloon after nightfall,
see who elsewe can rally for our cause.
Let's go.
[E-40] Bet y'all thinkfools with gold
built up all the townsin the Old West, huh?
Let me sprinkle you, mayne.
The real gouda for all thatwas made by females,
sex working femalesall about they scriznilla.
[wolf howls]
Now, Kinky Blinders wasa no-nonsense type of spot
where you either pay to playor you're on your win-ay.
♪ ♪
[raucous chatter and whistling]
[lively piano music playing]
♪ ♪
Tequila.
What'll it be, partner?
Uh, I already had
so many alcohols before I came.
We got milkshakes.
Strawberry straight up.
All right, now,take a good look, boy.
This here whatwe're up against.
Why, I betevery gunslinger in here
was bought and paid forby the Niner gang.
What big business have you two?
You look of sus and mischief.
I aim to help this young fella
save his daddy fromthe clutches of the Niner gang.
They got his pa at the lipof town in some god-awful cage.
Now, I know you hate beingunder their boot the same,
so make with the backstory.
[tense music plays]
This here isSheriff Renrut's town.
He run the Niners gang fulland is a ruthless old cuss,
but just so happens
he's tending to other businessthis very day.
You best talkto the madam here
you fixingto make that move.
Y'all might be less alonethan you think when it comes
to the business of freein'one Miles Turner.
[Trish] That is nothow you treat my girls!
Here she comes.
[cowboy groaning]
And even if it's just the tip,you still gotta tip, nigga.
-[laughter]-[cowboy groans]
Fuck out of my way. [gasps]
-Sean?-[gasps]
Is that my long-lost nephew?Boy, come here, baby.
How are you? Oh, my goodness.
Mm-mm.
Oh, my gosh.
-Tía Trish!-Shh!
Boy, not my government name.
Now, what you doingway out here?
Fixing to free my daddysomeway, somehow.
Well, boy, you done cameat the right time,
'cause that's exactlywhat I'm fixing to do.
I need someone small
for my plan to bustmy dear brother out.
I was hoping to use Jacquehere, but she giggles.
[giggles and groans]
Who this be with you?
Ashley Rose. She's an outlaw.
Mm, can't we just roll up,
do some blam-blam,grab him, and run?
[scoffs]
Sure, if you're readyto meet your maker,
but I have a better plan.
Now, you listen close,
because he will be hereany minute.
Who?
The deputy.
That's a real dangerousmotherfucker.
[suspenseful music plays]
Now, the deputyand his Niner gang
are the sheriff's main musclein this town.
They come riding inat the same time every night
for beans and their whiskey,
and then a nightwith some of my girls.
He's a tall and meanson of a bitch.
He's got the keysto the prison wagon
hanging right thereon his hip day and night,
and that's what we need.
Get out of my way.
[laughter]
[Trish] Now, the plan isto Mickey Finn his whiskey,
which he orders freshto the table every night
so as to avoid poisoning.
Now, we must be slickas a mule's whistle
if this plan is to work,so quick,
do exactly as I say
and stay low.
He's here.
[tense music plays]
♪ ♪
[laughter]
[indistinct chatter]
[lively piano music playing]
♪ ♪
Beans and whiskey, darling.
[server] Right away, sir.
Thank you, bean boy.
Or is it Chili the Kid?
[laughter]
Chili the Kid! [laughs]
He's named Chili... [laughs]
[laughter]
[Montana] Go on now. Go on.
-[piano music stops]-What in the tarnation?
-[Sean gasps]-[Trish] Oh, oh, oh.
It was just one of themwestern quakes.
-You remember those?-Oh, yeah.
-You know how they go.-Of course I do, baby.
-Yeah.-[laughs]
[piano music resumes]
♪ ♪
I'd like ten minutes with you.
[Jacque] I'm restingmy bones for a moment.
Come on, darling.
Ain't no restaround the Niner gang.
Come on now.
[mouths words]
Oh, ee.
Uh, there's a suspiciouslylittle person...
[groans]
[guns cocking]
[gasps] Oh!
Oh, my goodness. Oh, Deputy.
Oh, I'm so frightened, Deputy.Oh, please protect me.
I just cannot believewhat's going on over here.
[deputy]What game you playing at?
I'm so frightened!I'm so frightened.
-[deputy mumbles] Zoe!-[Trish] Oh, Lord.
Oh, please.
[deputy] Get off me.
Need I bust a charge orcan we go about our business?
[gasps]
[Trish] Drinks on the house,everybody!
-Drinks on the house.-[all cheering]
[cowboy 1] Why, thank you.
♪ ♪
[Trish] Sit down, sit down.
[cowboy 2]Ah, thank you, Miss Zoe.
[Trish] Yeah.
♪ ♪
Now, Deputy,you ready for some dessert?
I got my eye on you, girl.
You best mind me too.
I ain't with the fuckery.
[card player]Well, I'm... all in.
Can't finish your whiskey?
[tense music plays]
♪ ♪
Boss, I just hadthe craziest dream.
I was being chased by a shark,and he was trying to bite me,
-but I bit him first.-Do I look like I care?
Sorry, Boss.
♪ ♪
[glass shatters]
[lively piano music playing]
♪ ♪
[card player] Oh, what...
All right, that's it.
The wheels are in motion.
Meet me at the far end of townin an hour.
He should be sleepas a corpse by then.
I should be on with the keys.
[suspenseful music plays]
♪ ♪
[Ashley]What's taking Trish so long?
She'll get herewhen she gets here.
[wolf howls]
All right, kid,let's take a nap.
-Wake up.-Oh, geez.
Wake up, you hogs.Took him all night,
but finally got him downlong enough to get his keys.
We about to raid.Y'all are in the gang now.
[shushes] Let's go.
Come on. Come on.
♪ ♪
[Sean] It's quiet.
[E-40] But something was outof pocket on this dusty trail.
Everybody was tucked likea button-up at a quinceañera.
Hello.
It's a trap!
[person] Hyah!
♪ ♪
[gasps]
You bitches have poisoned me!
[Jacque whimpering]
Don't hurt her.
I'm the deputy,
and this is my town.
And he's my prisoner.
-[gunshot]-No!
[Montana] Throw your guns downbefore Sheriff Renrut returns,
and I might ask himto spare your life
from the hangman's noose.
[Ashley] Well, boy,if you have that backup,
now's the timefor them to show.
[whistles]
[eerie growling]
[stomping]
[Ashley] Yup, that'll do it.
What the fuck is that?
Now we can make timefor the blam-blam.
Fuck the Niners!
[gunfire]
[dramatic music plays]
[roars]
♪ ♪
Got her? Go, go, go.
♪ ♪
[Niner screams]
Oh, shit.
[gun clicks]
Fuck, I'm out.
[Trish] Hey, I got you, girl.
[gun cocks]
Look out! Move.
[both] Whoo!
I got to get you to that wagon.Come on. Let's go.
♪ ♪
[bandit 1] Come here, kid.
[groans]
[bandit 2] Not so fast.
[groans]
Go get your daddy, boy.
Oh, come on. Run. Run. Come on.
Look out.
Oh. [chuckles]
Get down. Down.
[door buzzer blares]
[Miles] Oh, sorry. Sorry.
Roll call. Sorry.
[Sean] Having fun, bruh?
Definitely.
[Miles] All right. All right.
Here we go.
Okay.
Now, let's get back tothis bobbery of brutes.
[gunfire]
♪ ♪
[gun clicks]
[groans]
Go. Go. Go. Hurry. Hurry.
Where are ya?
I'm gonna gut youlike a pig, boy.
Shit!
♪ ♪
[Nancy] Go, go, go.
[Miles] Hey, my boy.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I brought friends.
Good. [chuckles]
All right, get that key.No, not that one.
Try another one.Try another one.
Hands off the cage, boy.
Your daddy belongsto the sheriff now.
Leave him alone, Montana.
[laughs]
Whoo! Come here. Come on.
[screams]
[both] Whoa.
But...
you're just a bean cook.
No, no.
I'm the Spice King,and I'm a son of a bitch.
-[gunshot]-[bell tolls]
-[bandit 3] Hey, kid!-[Earl] Let's go.
[bandit 3] Give up those keys.
Come on, come on.Throw me those keys.
Go, go, go. Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Go!
♪ ♪
Come on, come on, come on.
Whoo! Got the keys?Come on. Here we go.
Come on, get 'em in.
The-the small one.Come on, get the small one.
Get the small one and come on.
[Young] We have you surrounded.
[Miles] Oh, shit.
♪ ♪
[Young laughs]
Well, we can't be mad at you.
We was always gonna kill you.
Gotta make roomfor all the new settlers
who actually contri...
contribute to society.
[laughs]
[gunshots]
[Young] Where are they?
Show yourselves.
Hey!
Y'all clear out now
and you won't get hurt bythe other end of my hammer.
[Young] You're outgunned.
[person] Oh, really?
Not if you count these.
[cheering]
[Miles] My guy!
What it do, playboy?
♪ ♪
-[Miles] All right. Come on.-[cheering]
Let's go.
-[Collin] Hey there, Rainey.-[Janelle] Hey, mama.
[Miles] Oh, yeah, right.Try all of them.
[dramatic music plays]
It's-it's oneof the smaller keys.
[Ashley] Try the bigger key.Bigger key.
-[Miles] Small one.-[growls]
And get it back in.Get it back--no, keep going.
Keep...
No!
[Miles] Shit. Go, go.
♪ ♪
That's for Jacque.
-[Miles] Help, help.-[Ashley groans]
My boy, come here.
[laughs] You okay?
-Yeah.-All right.
Hey, you saved him.
[Trish] Okay, okay.All right, okay.
Yeah, she's clippedpretty good,
but she's-she's gonna be okay.
-She's gonna be okay.-Okay.
[person] Miles Turner!
Get up. Get up.
[tense music plays]
♪ ♪
[E-40] Oh, boy. The big boss.
[sheriff] I knew this daywould come.
It's over, Sheriff.
These Oaktown raidershave bested you.
You did this to yourself,Miles.
Wait.
I know that voice.
You're damn right you do,
brother.
His twin brother.
What is this?
Shh, it's a metaphor.
Born 6.66 seconds after me
and evil as the day is long.
This is between you and me,all right?
You leave them out of this.
You may have been quickerout of mother,
but I'll bethe quicker one today.
-[spits]-[clang]
'Cause today's the daywe end this
once and for all.
A showdown.
♪ ♪
Fuck the police.
♪ ♪
[whistling melody]
[gunshots]
[sheriff groans]
[dramatic music plays]
♪ ♪
Fashiggadale.
[laughing]
Now, you,
how did you make it this far?
Her. She helped me.
Hey.
[Miles] What's up, girl?
Thank you for helping my boy.You saved his life.
How's that wound?
I've had worse.
[Miles] Yeah, me too.
[sentimental music plays]
Well, safe travels.
[Miles] Thank you.
You know, I could use some helpraising this boy.
I'm no good.
Yeah, well,we all have our sins.
-[Ashley chuckles]-Why don't you come with us?
♪ ♪
How 'bout it?
All right.
[grunts]
[dramatic music plays]
♪ ♪
[E-40] Well, look likeour three banditos
then became three amigos.
They rode, hand in hand,all across the land,
blazing new trails and talesfor another day.
♪ ♪
Damn.
The fuck is the motherfucking
Steven Stealberggoing on here?
[groans]
[indistinct chatter]
[zombies groaning]
♪ ♪
Zombie cowboys!
[Nancy] Oh, hell no.
♪ ♪
[door buzzer blares]
Thanks for saving me.
You are the toughest kidin the West.
Can't you just come with usfor real this time?
Uh...
...I can't do that.
But, um...
...I will be herefor you to break out
all over againin another month or two, okay?
Come back to me now.
[door shuts]
I love you, my boy.
I love you, Dad.
[Miles] You too, girl.
I love you too.
[soft music plays]
♪ ♪