She's just sent me her location, and should be round here.
So, is she on a boat?
- It's got a blue dot, meet you here. - So she's on the land.
Look, she'd be over there.
No, look, she's there.
Is she? OK, yeah.
They are hopeless.
Sophie!
There they are.
- Hello, mate. - Can we get a coffee?!
Yes, could you get him a coffee, please?
Thank you!
Alright, see you in a second.
- Should we go up? - You are a clown.
Hello, mate.
Hey, you made it. How are you?
Yes, very well, thank you.
Men and directions, took your time.
Did you walk round Krakow for a while?
We had a little stroll down the river, very pretty.
- Very nice things. - Nice, we'll have to do that.
I've been told to go to Solna 1.
The salty one?
Did you know that's what it means, the restaurant?
Have you just learned how to speak Polish?
- Salt's a big thing here, right? - Yes.
So, there's a mine which they've been digging in for hundreds of years,
a salt mine, so I thought we could go check that out.
How was Dubai?
Dubai was amazing, like really cool. We went out to the desert.
Now, sometimes you think that the desert is just, like, sand,
but it's, I mean, it is just sand.
But there's something amazing to look at it, though,
when you see it, it's more than just a beach, obviously.
It's actually quite beautiful in its own way.
Like how you'd see, like, the Rocky Mountains?
Where's your tan?
Before we start, can we have no early starts on this trip?
Early bird gets the worm.
There's lots of worms to be gotten.
- I'm James. - And I'm Oliver.
We spent a decade playing Fred and George,
the Weasley twins, in the Harry Potter movies.
However, we're not really redheads or wizards.
But we are twins and we've finally grown up.
Well, one of us has.
- This sibling rivalry is real. - I don't want to get in between this.
We've been lucky enough to travel all over the world with our work.
I've never been so terrified in my life.
Meeting some amazing people, and making some fantastic friends.
And now, it's time to bring you on the journey with us.
So, we're snorkelling in the Arctic Circle?
- It's going to be freezing. - What could go wrong?
This time we're in Poland with our good friend Sophie Skelton.
Come on, give me your best shot.
Sophie stars in Outlander,
portraying the daughter of a time travelling nurse
who learns that her biological father
was an 18th century Scottish Highlander.
And you thought your family was weird.
Come on then, let's go!
Our family is definitely weird, cos you're in it.
Having rescued Sophie from that rooftop,
we're taking a short drive to the salt mine.
Oddly, it's in the middle of a busy town centre,
just beneath a car park, and you don't get that in London.
Because we are going to a real mine,
you must be fully equipped like miners.
Okay.
Fresh from Vogue.
You may get claustrophobic down here.
Well, I figured that, being a mine.
So, you need to channel your inner mole.
We are 58 metres below the surface,
and we'll start here with the tour.
So, when would this shaft have been made?
This one is the oldest which is still existing
from the half of 14th century.
In Latin it is called the Regis,
it means that personally it belonged to the king.
To the king of Poland.
Everywhere we have natural leakage of salty water,
we may see results of re-crystallisation of salt,
such things they are called cauliflowers.
It's soft, white, re-crystallised table salt.
It's not a poison, it's just table salt,
naturally re-crystallised from the brine.
- Tastes like salt. - Because it is salt.
We are not in a chocolate mine.
Unfortunately. I'm dreaming to be a guide in a chocolate mine.
If chocolate mines are a thing, I want no part of it.
I saw how Willy Wonka treated his staff.
How long would a miner stay down here on a shift?
No longer than ten hours per day, that was the maximal time.
And how many miners would there be down at one time?
The typical staff of the whole mine was about 400 workers.
So, divided into, more or less, a three shift system,
so about 100 of them, they were down below.
Wooden structures stabilise the shaft.
How many times can you say shaft?
Every year the salt makes the wood harder.
I'm saying nothing.
So I think it's a good time to do it now, who will be first?
- Ladies first. - Ladies first.
But it should be together with somebody.
That's the sound I wanted to hear. Yeah, that's it.
I don't think it's straight, I really doubt it's gonna be smooth.
James steps up to show us how it's done.
Yes, I step up to show everybody how it's done.
Do you go slowly for a reason?
Yes, cos you get all the wood then.
Cos you're bending it, you see.
He was like this when we were kids.
It feels like you two fighting over a Christmas toy or something.
You're pulling up, that's why it's not cutting for you.
Go on then, do it then.
See? Easy, easy, slow.
Exactly, see, no need to rush.
So, place your orders now, because shipping time might be a while.
The Phelps' timber company will be open for business
if we ever finish cutting this log.
Mind your head, please, OK. This is my hobby.
I collect "mind your head" in different languages and dialects.
Maybe I'll tell you mind your head in one dialect,
which is "meed a heed". It's Scottish.
Yeah. Meed a heed.
I didn't understand the dialect.
Hidden in the deepest mine is a beautifully ornate church,
which has been entirely sculpted out of chocolate.
Just kidding, it's still salt.
For some reason I was expecting quite a small, little thing.
It's the deepest and the most famous underground church of the world,
and everything is salt.
Even the floor is one single block of salt,
these are not tiles, none of it was carved.
Chandeliers, they are made of salt crystals.
Around the whole chapel they put parts of the Bible.
It's an active church, yes.
The last wedding, for example, was here
a little more than two weeks ago.
From afar it just looks like stone, doesn't it?
And then when you get closer and you see...
Thank you very much for showing us this, this is incredible.
I think working up as a miner has definitely made me work up an appetite.
Back in Kraków, Sophie's taking us for lunch.
Having spent the morning in a room made entirely of seasoning,
I'm definitely ready to eat.
- Hello. - Hello.
Please, may you take us to Solna 1?
- Sure. - OK.
Can you pay the lady, please? This is your treat.
Thanks, appreciate it. Thanks, James.
Thank you.
The Outlander books are like, big, and they get bigger.
You think Harry Potter's big, then you see the Outlander ones.
Is there any times when you've been places and someone's recognised you?
Yeah, it's quite good, cos I have red hair in the show
and an American accent.
So, actually a lot of the time people are just disappointed.
"You don't have red hair and you're not American?" I'm, like, yeah.
Cos were you naturally...?
- No, so we dyed our hair. - Did they bleach yours as well?
I think they bleached it maybe once or twice.
They fit me for a wig when I went to my first audition,
and then when I got to set
they'd obviously decided not to do the wig.
And so they ended up bleaching my hair and all I remember hearing...
The head of make-up came to the hair salon with me.
All I could from behind me when they took the foil off was her going,
"Oh, my God". Cos it had gone, like, lighter than your jacket.
And then all my hair just started falling out.
So, the first season, they kept trying to dye it
and it went purple and it was just a whole thing.
So, then season two they put a wig in.
So, this is why my hair's short now,
cos after four years, it was still all just dye.
So, what's so special about this place we're taking a boat to?
Seeing as it's a special occasion, we haven't seen each other in a while,
we are going to go to this place
and taste some of Poland's finest vodka.
- Looking forward to it. - Yeah, introduce you to Poland.
Vodka, for lunch, unconventional, but I like it.
We can start with the pure vodka, OK?
Pure potato, which is the classic one.
What is cheers in Polish, please?
- Na Zdrowie. - Na Zdrowie.
- What'd you think? Good, isn't it? - That was nice, actually.
Do you have this sweet hint of vanilla?
A little bit, it's more of an after.
This one is made with 20 kinds of herbs and spices.
Tastes better than it smells, it actually tastes quite...
No, in a good way, it smells like rosemary and then...
And the last one is also made by the same company.
So, we have Polmos, Chopin.
But this one is called Golden Rose.
Yes, way smoother.
- It's quite sweet. - Way smoother.
That is my favourite by far, a long way, yeah.
And for you?
- I really liked the middle one. - And for you?
I mean if you're going for classic vodka,
I like the Chopin, but I do actually think that's...
You liked the one that you finished?
I took a little sip, I got a smaller portion than everybody else.
Tomasz, thank you so much for guiding us through.
It was a pleasure, an honour.
- Come on, team. - Alright. Next stop.
What a filling lunch.
I don't remember them serving that in the Great Hall.
Thanks, Tomasz. Wait up.
I know, why don't we meet, kill and eat a dragon?
Vegans, look away now.
I mean, to be fair, if you had a courtyard like this
you wouldn't want a dragon to be turning up and then ruining the place.
That's true, if just about the courtyard, people are fine.
I think what we need to do is find Smok,
aka dragon of this castle, and kick his arse.
I'm expecting to see this thing sticking his head around the corner.
So, all of these tapestries were made in Brussels
for the king's wedding.
It took 15 years to do everything in here.
Yeah, I haven't seen some of these animals before.
I mean, this chap here,
he looks a lot like James sometimes.
Is that you at 5:00 AM this morning?
As we see this dragon, shall we go and find him?
I think we should. What if we get there and he's in a bad mood?
Well, funny you should say that, I've got some protection sorted.
Thankfully, every castle has an armoury,
and every armoury has, well, armour.
Come on, give me your best shot.
And cloaks, apparently.
Smok!
There's nothing awkward about this at all.
Not at all.
My helmet needs some WD40 as well, cos it's really squeaky.
So, does this feel like holding a wand?
- No, not really. - We were self-taught.
Self-taught? Were you supposed to be self-taught,
or did you two take it upon yourself
to come up with your own style of wand combat?
One of the last movies of the Potters,
they did it where they had a proper wand instructor came
to teach you how to perform.
- Swish and flick. - Exactly.
So, as we walked around the, it was like a big marquee,
there was half the cast in there then,
and as we walked round we saw what this entailed,
and we, Oliver and myself
and Rupert Grint were like, "probably not".
But to do that we ended up just throwing Rupert in through the door and we left.
And I think it shows because our characters had
a big more of a different style to it.
You just throw the wands at each other instead.
Let's go track down this dragon.
But first, we swung some swords about in slow motion.
We were ready to face Smok the dragon.
Big, brutal, beastly,
and entirely made out of bronze.
Was all that training really necessary?
Anyway, well done.
Jolly good, right, I enjoyed that, James, good choice of activity.
Shall we go and get a beer now?
I know that we've had a very hard day,
you could say, doing a lot of stuff in the mines.
Sword fighting, that was quite a lot.
So, I thought, well, let's relax. And I've done a lot of research.
Obviously, we're in the old town right now
and I thought we'd go to a lovely spa, it's very exclusive.
As in very small, very exclusive. So, here we are, OK?
So, why don't you just come with me?
The thing that says "hostel" on it?
This looks a little dodgy, Ollie, where are you taking us?
How did you find this place out?
Research. Research. Research.
But the best thing about this spa is...
it's to do with beer.
Alright, here we are.
You can bathe in a mixture of beer, milk or wine.
So we've got beer over there, this one is wine,
and that one there is the goat's milk.
Which one are you going for?
I think wine. I think wine.
- How deep is it? - Jump in and find out.
It's not subtle.
It's quite deep actually. It's like having a bubble bath.
Cos it is a bubble bath.
Be a dear and get some beer.
- You alright? - You about to steal my bath?
No, I was just literally stealing your beer.
It's a bit hard to do that, I want to see how you get on.
I'm gonna mess it up now. I'm gonna embarrass myself.
Beer, please. Beer, please.
That's a really big step.
It's a very deep bath. Alright, now for the beer.
Come on, don't let me down, beer.
Oh, no! It's beer in the bath anyway, so it doesn't matter.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Cheers, enjoy. I'm going to dive in the milk.
Quite convenient, this,
if only there was a little TV, Netflix and beer,
that should be the new saying, Netflix, bath and beer.
After a few beers, we begin to unwind.
Do you mean unravel?
Watch out!
Cheers.
Ol, this was a great shout for an end of day activity.
- Had a great time. - We did. Thanks, Ollie.
Make sure you get your rest now, everybody,
because tomorrow we're going to the Tatra Mountains.
As you may know, Poland borders seven countries,
so tomorrow we'll go up to the border with Slovakia.
It's a beautiful spot so I've heard. So, get your rest in now
and tomorrow will be another memorable day.
Cheers!
See you guys in the morning, I might just sleep here.
Well, that was dinner.
We've got an early start, so one final drink and then it's bedtime.
Just a quick round of whatever this is.
And just a few more drinks with whoever these people are.
Mountains, let's go.
It's five in the morning, we're now heading into the mountains.
Oliver is not a morning person, or a mountain person.
Anyway, I've got my hiking boots, my waterproof's in the back,
and I'm gonna have some fun, fingers crossed.
Hi, to the mountains we go.
A bumpy two-hour bus journey will sort us out.
We're off to the Tatra Mountains,
which snake along the southern border of Poland.
Hiking is extremely popular in Poland.
From here you can get to Orla Perc, Eagle's Path,
which is the most challenging trail in the Tatra Mountains.
You can also get to the summit of Giewont, the Sleeping Giant.
But also it's possible to use the cable car,
we'll be using it in a few moments, actually.
Every day, they bring around 3 000 people
to the top of Mount Kasprowy
to admire this beautiful panorama of the Tatra Mountains.
- So, what animals live in this park? - That's a good question.
Mountain goat is a symbol of the Tatra National Park,
it's the official logo.
And we also have brown bears. Brown bears are, of course,
everybody coming here thinks about brown bears.
They're not very aggressive, but most tourists don't know that
and they keep doing strange, sometimes stupid things,
like trying to run away.
How many brown bears are there?
On the Polish side, over 20, so not much,
but we have to remember it is a very small area
and brown bears need a huge area to exist, right?
They walk long distances per day, for example, 50 kilometres.
With peaks as high as 2 500 metres,
the Tatra Mountains offer stunning views across Poland and Slovakia.
On a good day, I would expect clear skies, fine weather
and a very impressed brother,
but this was not a good day.
The local people say that we have only two seasons in Zakopane,
winter and July,
with a lot of rain, a lot of snow.
But we have fantastic views to the Polish side of the Tatra Mountains,
the High Tatra as we call it,
and we're getting closer and closer to Slovakia,
to the Polish/Slovak border.
- This is where the border is. - So, is this the border line here?
That's border line here.
Is it always really foggy in Slovakia
but not so foggy in Poland, is that what the change is?
- Exactly. - I'm in Slovakia.
Ready? Change of country.
Guys, guys, guys, you're not allowed to do that, seriously.
There are cameras over there, they are very strict about that.
We may have problems, Sorry about that.
So we'll blame... We'll edit that.
Even crossing the border a few metres is...
It's trouble.
Yeah, let's follow along the ridge, hopefully no one could see us.
I think we were lost in the mist, hopefully.
If not we'll just blame Sophie.
Yeah, it was all my fault, my idea.
We've lost our road back, covered by mist,
so, thank God we've got Stan. Stan is the man.
But then Stan gets a call.
Oddly good phone signal up here.
I had a call from the station on top of Kasprowy.
- Do you guys have passports? - Not with me. In the van.
- Not with you? - In the van, yes.
There may be some problems with this crossing the border, right?
So, we'll see.
The fines are very, very high for crossing the border, we'll see.
Just kidding, guys! Let's go.
Is that your prank? That's your one prank for today.
That was quite a good prank actually.
We'll get you back.
Having avoided an international incident,
we were on to our next adventure.
This looks a bit dodgy, James, what are we doing here?
You've brought us to a place where I'm sure people would dump bodies.
I've organised for us to do some off-road motorbiking,
but to get to the bikes,
we need to drive from point A to point B,
but there aren't any roads.
So, we're using nature's road, a river.
Shouldn't we have a boat, then?
To decide who takes the wheel first,
a legally binding round of rock, paper, scissors.
- OK, here we go. - One, two, three.
- You cheat. - What?
- It's fire, wins over everything. - The pair of you.
OK, Sophie, you can drive first.
Alright. Nice knowing you guys, see you on the other side.
We're all going to die.
You have insurance, right?
Alright. Why is it going here? Where's drive?
Here we go, we're off.
- Where are we going, to the right? - Yes. Slow down.
Come on, car, we've got this.
We're stuck.
No, we are not stuck. Optimism. Optimism.
Look at you, holding on, have more faith in me.
Come on then, let's go. Watch the bump!
Thank you for travelling on Sophie's vehicles,
we hope you enjoyed your ride, please come back soon.
Hey, how are you feeling? I think I scared them.
It was good actually, it was good.
No, we only got a bit of bush on the front of the car here.
You've not really been driving off-road
unless you've got a bit of bush on your car.
Halfway there and I want a go before the car is no longer roadworthy,
or river-worthy.
I'm quite a lunatic when it comes to driving,
especially off-road, and I'm thinking up a river I'm gonna be even worse.
So, if this person at the back, Oliver,
isn't worried by the end of it, I'll be very disappointed.
So far so good.
Guys, there's a bottle opener in here. Alright!
- Get ready. It does shift, don't it? - Yeah.
This is not a boat.
- Come on. - You can do this.
Nice.
You know, you're aquaplaning.
Yeah, do you both have a bit more faith in me now,
it's not as easy as I made it look, is it?
People are crazy. Why are we getting wet?
Did you just accidentally beep the horn?
I don't usually get car sick, but rock on!
- Fun, isn't it? - Really good fun.
It's a lot like riding a horse, just...
Without the horse.
Just now we've got a lame horse.
Yeah, actually, yeah.
The car is now making a strange noise,
so we decide to investigate.
Was it neighing?
Who was this?
It's interesting.
Has anyone got any duct tape?
- Shall we go? - Yes.
We're almost at the bikes.
So, Ollie takes the wheel, if it's still attached.
Now, we're just going to do a nice, gentle drive.
Here we go. Is this you on the school run?
Get out of my way, mate. We've only got two minutes.
Have you got your bag? Shall we go down this one here?
Big rock!
You don't get points for hitting the big rocks, you know?
Dear God.
Oh, no! Oh, he did it, he did it.
Who saw that coming, did you see that coming?
- It was so smooth. - Who could've thought?
This is really comfy. OK...
Small bit of turbulence ahead, ladies and gentlemen.
Stop here now and never get in that driving seat again thank you very much.
Did you see that was left on the whole time?
We've reached our destination, but the bikes aren't here.
I call the motocross guys,
only to discover that they don't trust us to drive them safely.
I've got no idea why.
I guess we're just too extreme for them.
Good day today, good fun, we managed to destroy someone's car.
We climbed a mountain.
Climbed a mountain, that was very good. Went to Slovakia.
Got told off for going to Slovakia.
Made it back down the mountain.
So, now I think it's only right that we go to the local dive bar.
No. No, I'm putting my drink down
and I'm putting my foot down here.
We are not going to a dive bar.
First of all, we're staying in a lovely five star hotel,
so why not enjoy the five star ambiance?
I think, given that we're in Poland,
and we've done some wonderful things,
I do think that we should absorb a little bit more of the culture
and meet some of the locals, and just immerse ourselves
in the traditional Polish experience.
- The depth of the culture? - Where are we going?
That's a surprise.
Welcome.
Hope you brought your dancing shoes.
The music that you're hearing is very, very archaic,
it's been here for at least 200, 300 years.
So, you're in for a treat
because you're going to listen to traditional highland music this evening.
We have traditional instruments, mainly fiddles, which we call Gusle.
The people here at one point were almost completely separated
from the rest of Poland,
because, sort of, the valleys and the hills,
it was difficult, life was pretty tough
and they were pretty much isolated.
We speak our own language, we play our own music
that you can't really find anywhere else in Poland.
Are the songs in that language as well?
- Yes. - And what are you singing about?
Life. So, we sing about farming.
So, there are lots of songs about sheep herding,
lots of songs about love, as well as pride.
Pride about the highlands, and we sing about the mountains
and there's different songs about the different mountains.
These songs were always passed down
from generation to generation.
I suppose the clothes you're wearing as well,
that's obviously very traditional for the area?
Traditional for the area.
And in this Podhale region, this is what the costume looks like.
So, again, it's only situated in this small radius.
OK, do you think you might let us play with you?
Yes, absolutely.
- Enjoy the evening. - Thank you.
We'll be back and we'll talk a little bit more, OK? Enjoy.
We only have a moment to browse the menu
before we're up on our feet joining in.
We're going to get you souped up a little bit.
OK, yeah.
This keeps you nice and warm, OK?
- Does it have a special name? - Shirts.
- Just shirt. - What is a shirt?
It's a shirt, one size fits all. Almost.
Nearly.
That was satisfying.
- That's alright. OK. - Is that OK?
Do you want a little warm up, like this?
I'm little bit older than you guys, but I'll try to catch up to you guys.
- Ready? You know what to do? - Ready. No.
Come over here to your station.
Thank you. I'll be very careful.
OK, we're gonna try it this way, it's gonna be pause, pause.
One, two, one, two.
- It's going wrong, hold on. - Will you manage?
I think so, I apologise. I'm butchering the music.
The legend has it that they danced around a bonfire, OK?
We're gonna walk around, follow the leader.
We're gonna add this with the going up and down.
Clap in front, clap behind, clap down, up.
So, you keep your balance on one, and then you quickly change.
Let's try the first practice.
You've got this.
I think you can go higher.
Traditional Polish dancing clearly takes a lot of skill and talent,
none of which we possess.
Very good, guys, that was awesome.
Is that the most cardio you've done all week?
Tell you what, I'm bloody knackered after that.
Right, I'm adding expert-level traditional Polish dancing to my CV.
Thanks so much for letting us just experience all this,
it's been really memorable.
Come back for a wilder party.
Christenings, always a wild party, you end up...
Thank you so much. Alright, good luck with that,
we're gonna work on my lunges.
- Good luck, thank you very much. - Bye.
We're heading back to the city on nature's road,
another river,
although this time we won't be in a 4x4, I hope.
We need to use this boat, you see,
they're made out of five pieces. We need to put them together.
We need to tie them using the rope, and then we go down the river.
- OK, great. - Are you ready to do it?
- Yeah, definitely. Yeah. - How's your building skills?
IKEA and I do not get along, so, let's see.
Right, OK. Right, let's do it.
These are some nice jackets for you. Here you go.
- This one, maybe, for you. - Fantastic.
- Wow, thank you. - And I have one for you.
- Thank you. - And there is two hats.
Flip you for it.
- OK, right, let's do this, OK. - Perfect.
Yeah, go, I'll show you how to do it.
You just, like, lift it up like this and pull it.
That's it, that's it.
Don't push your brother into the water.
- I'll try. - He will.
You need to push them into the water, you want me to do it?
It's your job.
Actually, yes, please, that would be wonderful.
No, not like this.
That was good.
Sophie, do you want to just sit here? Just sit there.
- Now you need to... - This piece?
- And then... - And the rope goes to the next.
I have no idea if this knot is going to hold anything together,
I don't think it would barely keep a shoe lace together.
I mean, it's supposed to move like that, isn't it?
I reckon you've got about a minute left.
When I was a kid, I could've gone to the Scouts,
but I remember the Scouts was on at six o'clock
on a Friday night,
but Thunderbirds was on the TV at six o'clock
and I chose Thunderbirds. I should've done, really.
- It looks very good. - Does it look pretty?
- It looks very pretty. - It looks perfect, so clean.
So clean you could eat off that floor.
Not going to fall apart, perfect.
- Wrong one. - Can you get Deliveroo on a boat?
Cautiously satisfied with our new ship,
Oliver, Sophie and I drifted off down the river.
It's 249 kilometres long,
there is a borderline between Slovakia and Poland.
So, does the river separate the two countries, is this the border?
Only for 19 kilometres, and the Slovakian people
they also do the same kind of rafting, we might see them.
- You want to try a bit of waves? - Yeah.
Bring on the current.
Well, this is the main reason to see if your work, Sophie,
actually worked earlier. There we go.
I think it might have.
Here we go.
Is there an actual term to what you're doing?
Cos in England that would be called punting.
Punting? It's called spressa.
- Anyone want to try it, do you? - Sure, yeah.
- Now he wants to do something. - Here you go.
One leg here, one leg there.
I'm just surprised that wasn't any of us.
- Is it fun? - It is actually, yes.
Please can we go a little faster?
- I'm sorry, madam. - Yeah, thank you.
This is like you're driving the car yesterday.
- Slow and steady. - Slow and steady.
But to be like a proper raft man, you need to practice for three years.
About 600 hours on the water you have to spend,
and there is an exam. Yeah.
So, if we were to be doing the exam right now,
how would we be faring?
- I think you do it perfect. - Excellent.
I'll give you a driving licence after we finish.
OK, perfect.
How much did you pay him to say that?
As trips go, we've done a lot of cool stuff,
very relaxing, like, today.
It's great to get out of a city.
When you come and see somewhere I always think it's good
to just go and see local culture
and things that have been going on for hundreds of years.
So, unfortunately, we can't stay here all our trip unfortunately,
so we're gonna have to go back to the city, back to Krakow.
So, we're gonna have to get off at the next stop
and move on from there.
Whilst this isn't the quickest way to get back to Krakow,
it's certainly the most relaxing.
OK, enough relaxing, we're about the visit Poland's wildest theme park,
which has the world's biggest wooden roller-coaster.
Please tell me they aren't going to make us build it out of logs.
- I don't think it's open. - No, it is, for us.
I know a shutter and what a shutter does.
Shutters are closed to keep people shut out.
- But... - You got me out of bed.
- Very early. - Excuse me?
- Can you open the door? - Who's he talking to?
I don't know, he's going mad.
It's just that guy who's just at the top there,
opening the ride for us.
- We can figure it out, trust me. - Trust me, do we?
Come on, roller-coasters, roller coasting fun, and more fun.
No, it's not here, but I'll tell you why it's not here,
cos it's not even bloody eight o'clock in the morning
and we're at a theme park.
Could've been in bed, and it's shut.
We apparate straight into the park, shutters can't stop us.
Sophie, I know you like roller-coasters.
I do like roller-coasters.
Have you ever been on one pre-breakfast?
No, it's probably better than post-breakfast though.
Am I too tall? I'm not too tall.
You just fit.
Well, this is gonna be embarrassing, I'm gonna be below the...
You've just made it. You're a perfect height.
- Am I only allowed on the kids ones? - You're optimal height there.
Right at the front seat.
Get here early, beat the queues, everyone's in.
- Yeah. - And we just? OK.
But this is the biggest mega-coaster in Europe.
Alright. You scared?
Does this go upside down, this ride?
What are we being held with, this?
- OK, ready to go? - Yes, I can't wait.
Ready to go.
You're like a big kid, your legs are dangling out.
Oh, God, here we go. Here we go.
Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, no!
What did you have for breakfast? Cos we're about to see it.
Oh, my God, it's so exciting.
Shit!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
I think I actually just felt my organs...
I couldn't even scream. I was just, like...
- At the first drop, it came off. - Have you lost your hat?
I'll give you that one, James, that was very, very fun.
Because we have the place to ourselves, do you want to go again?
Yes, I think we should go again, we have to find his hat, so...
Oh, God! I think it's worse when you know what's coming.
Oh, God. Why did we come on it again, James?
Your hat's probably in Slovakia.
Who's up for a hot dog?
So now we are going to the world's largest wooden roller-coaster,
which is this one, Zadra.
- Cool. Let's just find it. - OK, let's go.
- Zadra. - Which way, Dad?
The beauty about having the theme park to yourself
is we can go on the ride as many times as we wish.
Let's exercise our right to go on Zadra as many times as you can.
First one to tap out has to buy breakfast.
James, did they tell you
it was the biggest wooden roller-coaster in the world,
or did they tell you it was the most rickety roller-coaster in the world?
Because that looks like it's about to tumble,
it's like a game of Jenga.
This is a more tame start.
Crap. You know, if I'm sick, you two are getting the brunt of it.
Crap!
Well, that's a break and a half.
We actually just did a ride on wooden sticks.
- And it felt like it. - Yeah, it did.
Alright, round one, no one was sick, here we go.
Let's go again. Who will drop out first?
Here we go.
Of the challenge, not the roller-coaster.
Oliver's gone awfully quiet.
- Are you good for one more? - Yeah, keep it going.
I think Ollie's gonna be the first to crack.
He's definitely gonna vom first.
Round five.
Of course, none of us will admit defeat.
So, in many ways, we're all losers.
Please don't make that sound again.
I like a roller-coaster, don't get me wrong,
and I like a theme park.
But there is too much of a good thing,
and I think going on a ride that many times...
Look at it though, we actually just did that.
James is about as ropey as anybody here right now.
He won't let on, but just look in his eyes.
I wanted to lie down on the floor with my eyes closed,
but Oliver, well, Oliver had other ideas.
Do I have to knock them all down?
Are you good at games in general, normally?
- It's still standing though. - No, he got that.
- Come on, he got that. - That fell.
No, rules say all cans must be knocked down.
Alright. Close that. Good effort.
- Good round. - Try and aim for the can.
Can you see how he never used to get in the cricket team?
- Are you sad? - It's what winners get, James.
Sophie, thank you so much for letting us join you in Krakow
and the southern Polish area.
I'm glad you guys were here, thanks for hanging out.
What would you say has been your favourite experience
the whole time we've been here?
Probably, experiencing your driving, that was quite fun.
I enjoyed the bit of off-road.
I think one thing that has blown my mind more than anything,
is just how un-stereotypical Polish this part of the world is.
I know it sounds silly, but in my head
I assumed, like the buildings were just going to be,
you know, square Eastern Bloc. But it was just incredible to go to.
And the people have been great, hospitable.
Good food, good wine, it's been really nice.
Good mining.
- Good mining. - And the dancing.
- You playing... - Dancing was excellent.
- I feel like your next job, you two. - Was it a cello or a bass?
It was a bass.
But playing that, picking it up straight away...
- Thanks. - Really good to see.
We've met some lovely people as well, didn't we?
I feel like everyone's been so friendly,
and just taking good care of us, didn't they?
We got to see a lot of the traditions
of the different areas that are still staying alive.
I'll definitely take that with me.
But thanks very much, we're gonna go find our next adventure.
Well, good to see you guys. Have fun. Enjoy the next one.
Can we go back to the beer spa now?
Yes, yes, definitely.
But first call Haley, or has he blocked your number?
Don't worry, I'm using a Polish mobile, he won't have a clue who it is.
Well, until they hear your voice then.
You call him, then.
You do know that we're twins, right?
Disco, disco, yay!
Hello!