Hey, we are gonna needa bunch of bottles tonight.
[laughs]We celebratin'.
Nice,what are you celebrating?
The return of the man,
the myth,the legend,
all: Marquan!
- Whoo.- So he's a friend of yours?
Oh, he's not just any friend.
- He's a part of the crew.- So why is he never here?
Well, he and his wifehave six kids.
He works a full-time job.
So he's unableto come out most times.
Yeah, we haven'tseen him in years,
but we love Marquan.
- Yeah.- Did I just hear my name?
[all shouting]
Noah, my bro-ah.[laughter]
- Tony, Tony, Tony.- What up? What up?
Weezy.[both trill tongues]
- King Sherm.- King 'Quan.
- both: Ah.- Ha-ah!
Slicky-tricky-Nicky.
[squeals]both: Yay.
- Hi, I'm Fay.- Hey, what's up, Fay-Bay-Bay?
Hey,y'all ready to party tonight?
[phone dings]all: Yeah!
Oh, snap.My babysitter just quit.
It's been real.Peace, y'all.
But...
Man, I can't believewe got to see Marquan.
[cheers, laughter]
♪ Whoop, whoop ♪
♪ Cabernet and sauvignon ♪
♪ Team is hereand now it's on ♪
♪ Carry on and Carignan,sippin' on Perignon ♪
♪ Fine wine,got notes like a cello ♪
♪ Pull up in the spotlike hello ♪
♪ If you got me,then I got you ♪
♪ This is the vibe,this is the crew ♪
♪ Grand crew, grand crew, uh ♪
♪ Grand crew, grand crew,grand crew, uh ♪
♪ Grand crew ♪
[funky music]
Hey, Noah, for real,
thanks for planning this trip, man.
I really needed a break.
Yeah, likewise,but why Ojai again?
It seems likesuch a small town.
Well, it's supposed to be
the spiritual meccaof California.
I just figurewith Nicky, Anthony, and I
coming out of relationships,
we could all standto reset out energy.
Oh, yeah, true.
Oh, speaking of energy,
are things still awkward
with you and Fayafter you told her
that she's the reasonthat you and Talia broke up?
- God, that was so dumb.- I didn't mean to blame her.
- It just came out that way.- Mm-hmm.
I texted herto make sure we're cool,
but she hasn't responded yet.
What did you send her?
Oh, no,that's a thick-ass bubble.
It's not that thick a bubble.
That is such a think bubble.
Ooh, that text got ass.
Mm-hmm, ass for days.
- What is up with this dude?- He wants to do you?
No, he explicitly said
he no longerhas feelings for me,
and now he's trying to get meto say that everything's cool
so that he can feelbetter about himself.
Oh, yeah,our friend's being a messy ho.
I messed up, damn.
Man, you're stressingover a text message.
You sound like Noah right now.
It's true.
You do sound like me right now,all wound up.
- You sure you don't like her?- No, I don't,
and even if I did,
she's good on me now.
I am so good on him,
I do not need that stress.
Well, the silver lining is,
we're getting away from LA
and all his antics.
He's coming on the trip.
He's in the other car.
Ooh, damn,good luck with that.
Here, give me your phone.
I bet he'll leave you aloneafter this.
Ooh, that's good.
- Send it.- Ahh.
[laughs][phone dings]
K?She just text me the letter K.
- That's bad.- Hold up.
There's a period after that K.
- It's worse.- Oh, my condolences.
Man, it's like that.She's really done with me.
Oh, come on.I'm sure that's not true.
* I don't [...] about youor anything that you do ♪
♪ Don't give a [...] about youor anything that you do ♪
* I heardyou got a new man ♪
♪ I see you takin' a pic ♪
♪ Then you post it up ♪
♪ Thinking thatit's making me sick ♪
♪ I'ma answer that [...]like I don't [...] with you ♪
Dude,
this is dope!Ha, yo, thanks again, Noah.
Yeah, for sure, but wait,
you mean,"Thanks for booking it," right?
Because we all agreedto split this, right?
- [car honks]- Look!
Look, they're here.[laughs]
- Y'all made it.- Barely!
Kristen drives like a psycho.
So what if I followa woman for 27 miles,
'cause she cut me off?Y'all dramatic.
I hope you saved someof that energy for me, baby.
- Oh, I'm locked and loaded.- [imitates gun cocking]
- Oh...- [giggles]
- Hey.- Hey.
So... Ojai...
- Mm.- You ever been?
- Nope.- Nice.
Well, you're gonna love it.
You've been?
Uh, naw.
Okay, well, let'sget this vacation started.
[chuckles]Where the ocean at?
We're on Ojai Valley.
- There is no ocean.- Yeah,
we're surroundedby the Topatopa Mountains,
which capturesa very unique universal energy,
which is only punctuatedby its tranquility and nature.
- Mm, I hate it.- You really thought
- there was an ocean in Ojai?- Yes.
I thought we weregoing to the beach.
This place sounds Jamaican.
[in Jamaican accent]Welcome to Ojai!
I hear it now.
Y'all sure thereain't no beach around here?
No, I'm fine.
As long as there's a pool,I'm good.
- There's no pool?- Nicky, I know
that you wanta big body of water,
but I do have a fun surprise
that will help set the tonefor the rest of the trip.
We're going to a...
Psychic readerand spiritual consultant?
That's right.Look, there's no better way
to get these vibeson vibes on vibes on vibes
on vibes on vibeson vibes on vibes.
Nah, bro.All this woo-woo stuff is fake.
- I don't believe in it.- I'm sorry.
Aren't you always sayingthe Clippers are cursed?
A basketball curseis different.
That's realand based off of analytics.
Yeah, I don't knowabout this either.
Don't you havea psychic back home?
Exactly,and she didn't tell me
that I was gonnameet a psychic today,
so if this personisn't on her radar,
she is not official.
I'm a little skeptical too.
Reading energy?I don't get it.
- Clearly, little bitch.- Ooh.
- What?- Okay, look,
activities like thiscan go left real quick.
I know y'allremember what happened
in "Carmen: A Hip Hopera"
when Wyclef pulledthe death card on Beyoncé.
I do remember that.
Death cards?They're not real,
and our different opinions
is exactly why thiswill be fun to do.
Shut up.This is all nonsense,
and I don't believe in it,
and nobody is evergonna change my mind.
Hi, I'm Journey JonesDestiny Moon.
[funky music]
My mind has changed.Read me, please.
So what's these cardstalkin' about?
That you don't believein any of this
and the only reasonyou are here
is because you're sexuallyattracted to me.
Hmm,
you right.
Okay, look,idk if this is for me.
I'm seeing the page of cups.
This is a reconciliation card.
Hold on.
- Keep going.- This is the ten of swords.
You're over a situationor a person,
and you justwanna be left alone.
So you don't know Tavia Hale?
I mean,she's pretty well-connected
in the psychic community.
It seems weirdthat you don't know her.
I would like for youto share what you see,
remembering to beopen and honest.
Not a problem.We don't keep secrets.
- [chuckles]- Oh, great.
Nah, I'm notgonna share my card.
Wait, what?
So are you seeingany new romances in my future?
This is the card of death.
Wait, that's a real card?
So can I, uh,take you out for a drink?
If the stars alignand we meet again,
then so it shall be.
- So that's a no?- If it is our path,
- then we will travel it.- So no?
If we meet again,then we will have met again.
Okay, all right.
That wasa very spiritual rejection.
Thank you for your time.
♪ ♪
Nicky,what's with the beach attire?
I'm dressedfor the vacation I want,
not the vacation I am on.
I respect that.
So I know that energy reading
wasn't asspiritually fulfilling
as we all had hoped.[chuckles]
Oh,'cause you got the death card.
[scoffs] No.I'm not fazed by that.
[chuckles]That card doesn't mean
I'm gonna die.Right, Nicky?
Maybe.
- Maybe not.- See?
And then she had the nerveto try to sell me
some expensive-ass crystals
and tea to "cure me."
Ha!So stupid.
So yeah, I bought some.But it's not like I need it.
- You know, I'm not stressed.- Don't worry.
Those cards are silly.
So what wason your card then?
Babe, leave it alone.
So the Topatopa Innis a couple miles away,
and there's a bar.
Should we go get a drink?
Perfect,and there's probably a pool.
Ooh, yum.
Oh, y'all go ahead.I'ma help Kristen
- with some work.- Wait, we're on vacation.
They finna smash, fool.
Oh...
[funky music]
♪ ♪
So that psychic stuffwas pretty weird.
Yeah.
Yeah,I don't really believe in it,
but my card did saysomething about reconciliation.
- Interesting.- Here you go, ma'am.
Yeah.
So are we good?
Because I really can't tell.
I mean,you texted me "K" earlier,
and then things feel, you know,a little weird.
You know, I really want usto be good again--
like, good-good,
because right now,things feel less than good.
Anthony, please stop.
You're being so extra.
This is why we're not good.
Ooh, Noah,give me your cherry.
No, you already have one.
Aw, Sherm,give me your cherry.
Fine.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Oh, my God.
It's Ms. Journey JonesDestiny Moon.
- She's here.- Maybe it's fate.
This is a small town.There's only so many bars.
It's not fate.It's analytics.
[chuckles]Excuse me for a moment.
I am Journey Jones--
Excuse me, ladies.[chuckles]
Well, well, well.
It must be fate.
You don't believe that.
You're right.I don't,
but opposites attract.
That's us.
Sherman, in order forthe energy within you to flow,
you must allowthe body to receive
what there is to offer.
I don't knowwhat you just said,
but it sounded sexy as hell.
I'm still notgetting through to you.
Come with me.
Where are we going?
Do you trust me?
Not at all,
but we out.
Yo, yo, yo,got us another round, y'all,
and that is for Sherm.
- Really?- Cheers.
Oh, yeah, you know,I didn't wanna do too much.
- Ooh, we missed something.- [chuckles]
[eerie music]
Hey, yo, y'all see this?
♪ ♪
See what?
There was just a scary,little white boy right there.
You don't thinkthat has something to do
with the death card, right?
I thought you didn'tbelieve in that stuff.
I don't.Creepy little white boy
just starts pointing at mefor a long time
and disappeared.That's nothing, ha!
[chuckles] Cool.Well, I'm nice and tipsy.
It's time for meto sneak into the hotel pool.
Y'all comin'?
- Sure.- Great.
[funky music]
♪ ♪
Hey, what's all this?
Well, you've beenreally busy with work,
and this isthe first time in a long time
that we've taken a trip,
so I wanted to treat you.
Well,I like the sound of that.
♪ ♪
How's that feel?
I love it.
What you hiding from me, woman?
- Wyatt...- What was on the card?
And why is it making youso tense right now?
Was there a love card?Someone tryin' to get at you?
No.
Then what wason the card though?
♪ ♪
Is it money?Are we gonna lose everything?
No.
Then what wason your card though?
Shh...
[whispers] Now tell mewhat was on the card.
♪ ♪
You mean to tell me
you got me all oiled up
just so you could ask mea bunch of questions?
- Bye, Wyatt.- W--w--wait, wait, wait, wait.
What was on the card, though?
♪ ♪
Okay, we have togo over our alibis,
because...[chuckles]
we're technicallynot supposed to be here.
Okay, I am Mary J. Blige,room 242.
I am Dr. Toni Braxton,room 546.
Ginuwine, penthouse suite.
[eerie music]
♪ ♪
Noah, hey, pay attention.You're Maxwell--
I just sawthat creepy boy again.
Can you just calm down?
- We need to get out of here.- No, no, no, no.
Someone's coming.I hear something.
Just remember your alibis.
Oh, hi,are you guys staying here?
I'm sorry.I have to ask.
It's just a formality.[chuckles]
Yes, we're actuallystaying in room--
No, we're not!We're all named
after '90s R&B legends.[chuckles]
We're not supposed to be here, lady.
Damn you, Noah!Damn you!
[eccentric music]
♪ ♪
Welcome backto my spiritual office.
Thanks.What the [bleep] is that noise?
It's my music.
I'm also a musician.
Oh, lovely--
very catchy.
You know, I believe
there are reasons people meet,
and I believe the universewants me to help you.
Those are murder words.That's not your plan, is it?
This is a safe space.
Now close your eyesand focus on my music.
♪ ♪
Okay.
♪ ♪
Now take off your clothes.
Say what now?
I can open your mind.
- Let me guide you.- Look, I ain't finna be
the only naked personup in this fort,
so you might have to--oh, hello.
Here I go.
I love Ojai!
I am not the man I once was.
I am changed.
I feel the earth,
the wind, and the fire.
- So y'all had sex?- We did not.
But what we did dowas get booty-butt-naked
and danced aroundher big tent all night.
Oh, it was a vibe.You ever seen a booty
in the moonlight?
I haven't.That's what's up, bro.
- Love you, man.- Love you too.
[sighs]Are you really taking
the last two vegan pancakes?
Yeah, I really am.
Journey told meabout this meteor shower
that's happening tonight,and she offered to take us
through a spiritual ceremonyat her house.
Hmm, interesting.
I've never seena meteor shower before.
Have y'all?[together] Mm-mm.
Did she say if it'dbe safe for me there?
You look terrified.
You haven't seenwhat I've seen!
If you had, you'd becovered in crystals too
and drinkingJourney's special tea.
Look,I already paid for tonight.
So we all goin'.Plus, I think this is
a real opportunityfor us to connect.
So what you're saying is,you're still trying to hook up
- with Journey?- Correct.
Ew, I'm not tryingto help you get laid.
- She got a pool.- Ooh, let's get you laid.
Welcome home.
- Whoa damn.- Wow.
What is the mortgageon this place?
Sheesh!
It's nothing.
Money, possessions, mortgage--
these are just made-up words.
The pool, she's beautiful.
Oh, feel free to jump in.
Thank you.
Um, so as you can see,I'm wearing all my crystals,
and I drank all the teathat you gave me.
Uh, is there anything elseI need to be doing
- to make sure I'm okay?- You drank all the tea?
Yeah, why?
What the hell?
Your pool was ice-cold.
You wanted me to jump in?
Water will be what it is.
If your heater's broke,just say that.
[funky music]
As day transitions to night,
let us appreciate the majesty
of the pink moment.
I paired each of you accordingly.
Now hold hands
and maintain eye contact
in silence and solidarity.
Let the energy flow.
[whispers] Noah.
[in distorted voice]Are you okay?
[whispering] No,I think the tea was drugs.
- Drugs?- I'm trippin' balls right now.
Okay, I thinkmy chakras is straight.
- You wanna get out of here?- Sherman, focus.
I'm sorry.You're just really pretty.
[whispering]Babe, can we talk?
[whispering] I don't thinkwe're supposed to.
I feel like I just heardeverybody talking,
but I wanted to say thatI was sorry about how obsessed
I've beenabout the tarot stuff.
It's okay, babe.
No, I was--I was going too hard.
I love everythingthat I know about you
and everything that I don't.
I trust you.
Oh, I should've told youwhat was on the card.
I'm gonna tell you now.
Oh, my--thank goodness.
It was killing me.What is it?
So the card had a pictureof a pregnant woman on it,
and I didn't wanna talkabout it, because I'm not sure
if I wanna have kids anymore.
What?
♪ ♪
Please sit around the fire.
[clapping]
[all clapping]
Oh, no, no, no.
That's not a partof the ceremony.
It's just mosquitos.
Okay, this isan extra-special night
because of the meteor shower,
and this part of the process
is different for every group.
All I askis that you let the energy in
and follow the flow.
We need some music.
[percussive music]
♪ Whoo ♪
[screeching]
- What the hell is that?- Mm, God don't like that.
Hey, that isthe soundtrack to her soul.
Go on ahead and take itto the bridge, baby.
That was the whole song, actually.
Oh, perfect length.
We are now goingto state our intentions,
and after your intention,
seal it by saying,"Peace to you,"
and we will follow suit.
Now everyone close your eyes
and let the energy flow.
[percussive music]
♪ ♪
I'll start.
My intention is to be a partof big-life decisions
as opposed to beingblindsided by them.
Peace to you.[together] Peace to you.
Okay then, my intentionis to practice acceptance,
even if what I wantis different
from whatsomeone wants from me.
Peace to you.[together] Peace to you.
My intentionis to find some damn water
before this trip is over.
Peace to you.[together] Peace to you.
My intention was to make upfor my past mistakes,
but now it's to do me
and to hopethat's not doing too much.
Peace to you.[together] Peace to you.
My intention is to notbe concerned with people
who create their own problemsand then blame other people
for their own problems.
Peace to you.[together] Peace to you.
My second intentionis to have two kids,
and we agreed on that.
Well, my intention number two
is to change my mindabout having children.
- Peace to you.- You for real right now?
[all shouting]
- [screams]- What is that?
I don't know.
Wait, where's Noah?
[screams]
Oh, no, the death card.
We should go.We should...
[screaming]
There he is.Noah, are you okay?
Yeah, why?
[in distorted voice] Oh,that brotha is super faded.
My tea has elevatedhis experience.
He's ascending.
What are you screaming about?
I wasn't screaming.
I was singing.
I'm afraidthat's not your gift.
Not yours either.
Oh, look, look.
It's happening.
[funky music]
You know,I just realized something.
We're all just like meteors
travelingthrough space and time
in this crazy thing calledlife, trying our best
not to burn out.
None of us knowwhere we're going.
You know, I think that's whatthat death card represented,
the unknown.
- At the end of the day--- Hey, stop talking, bro.
Wait, y'all can hear me?
I thought that wasmy internal monologue.
My bad.
It's beautiful.
It really is.
♪ ♪
It ain't all that.
Okay, a'ight,it's pretty cool.
[chuckles]Fantastic.
I could tell you wereon a path to self-discovery.
Hmm.
I hear voices.
That's 'cause you higherthan these meteors.
Hello?Is someone out there?
Wait, I heard that too,and I'm not high at all.
Okay,that's all the time we have.
- Who's in our backyard?- What is going on?
Is this not your house?
That's why the poolwasn't heated.
You don't knowwhere anything is.
- I never said it was my house!- Ooh.
Who can really own property?
You got usout here trespassing.
Run!
I hate running.
[funky music]
Anthony, I'm stuck.Help me.
A'ight, a'ight.
Oh!
[grunts]
Now,that's what I'm talking about.
That was a rush.Let's do it again.
- Mm.- What happened to Journey?
She sprinted offfast as hell.
Chick probably ran track.She had perfect form.
We did good.
No one left behind,no injuries.
- I'm impressed.- I don't know.
Anthony, you pushed Faypretty hard over that wall.
I don't thinkI would've made it without it.
[chuckles]Yeah, that wall was winning.
Hey, y'all, look,now that I'm sober,
you know, I just wanna remindyou guys to send me your money
- for the house.- Mm, that's it for me.
- I gotta go to bed.- Same here.
- Good night.- Yep.
- Ooh.- Ooh, night.
Wait, no, guys, please.
I can't afford this.
["Best Part" by Daniel Caesarfeaturing H.E.R.]
Hey,so about the kid stuff...
♪ ♪
* Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
I just don't know if I wantto put my body through that,
and I'm not sureI'll be a good mom.
Kristen,you would be a great mom,
and you know thatI would love nothing more
than to knock that ass up.
[chuckles]
But we gotta beon the same page about it.
So let's just revisitthis conversation
if and when you want to.
- Okay, thank you.- Mm-kay.
Now,where are those massage oils?
- Okay, great, it's my turn.- Oh, no, I need a redo.
That last massagewas interrogation.
- Okay.- [laughs]
* Won't you giveyourself to me? ♪
Hey, so, uh,
are we good?
♪ I just wanna see ♪
Okay, I'm playing.I'm playing.
I'll see you in the morning.
Cool.
- Night.- Night.
Night.
- You said that already.- I know,
but why you blowingmy spot though?
Why are you lingering?
I'm not lingering.
- Mm.- Mm-mm.
♪ No matter how far ♪
♪ If life is a movie ♪
♪ Know you're the best part ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ♪
♪ You're the best part ♪
♪ Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh ♪
♪ Best part ♪
Would you like a bellhopto take your bags to the room?
Yes, I havesomewhere else to be.
Ahh.
[laughs]
[eerie music]
Ahh! Whoo!
Oh, that's a no.
No!
- [saxophone trill]- Yah.
Not a doctor.
Shh.