♪ I get a little bit obsessed, but it's... ♪
Hey.
- Hey. - Can I help you with that?
Oh, thank you.
So you're sure about keeping it low key?
Yeah. We probably shouldn't sit next to each other on the coach.
It could be fun, being a secret again.
Yeah.
But I bet you can't last two days without kissing me.
- Is that a challenge I hear? - Maybe.
Hello, you two.
♪ Let Friday ruin my Saturday yet again... ♪
- Hey. - Hey.
I'm so excited!
- I'm so excited. - What are you reading?
- Les Misérables. Victor Hugo. - Hey, Tao.
♪ Told me to run... ♪
Elle, did you wanna sit next to Tao?
No. I'm gonna sit with the girls.
Elle, I saved you a space.
It's the most Instagrammable city in the world arguably,
and, I'm sorry, but nowadays, you have to have, like, a seven-step skincare routine,
so if I packed too much, then it's the patriarchy, not my fault.
Okay, everyone, can I have some quiet?
Quiet!
Thank you, Mr. Farouk.
Uh... Right.
Is everyone ready to leave for Paris?
Yeah!
Paris! Paris! Paris! Paris! Paris! Paris!
♪ It's okay, yeah, it's okay ♪
♪ But I do ♪
♪ I get a little bit obsessed, but it's ♪
♪ It's okay, yeah, it's okay ♪
♪ But I do ♪
♪ I get a little bit obsessed, but it's ♪
Can I ask you, like, a really weird question?
Yeah.
Before you and Nick got together,
how did you know that you liked him in that way?
Uh...
I just always wanted to be around him.
But also, anytime he was there, I felt like I couldn't breathe.
And I literally could not stop thinking about kissing him.
Yes. Hundred percent. We'll have to get some.
Yes, please.
Oh... Hey!
- So we... So the bus goes... - On the train.
- On the train? - Yeah.
Yeah, we're arriving today.
I'm about to lose signal. We're in the Eurotunnel.
That'd be great. Can you text me when you're free?
Okay. Bye.
What the hell was that?
My dad.
Your dad's French?
Yeah. He lives in Paris, so, um...
Yeah. We're gonna try and meet up. I don't really see him that often, so...
Oh.
What?
Oh, it's just unexpected.
Sir?
- Are we under the water? - Yeah.
Then why can't we see any fish?
- What? Darcy! - It's just pitch black.
Did you see how angry he was?
- It's not gonna be made of glass. - I wanted an obvious answer!
- Surely there's a reasonable explanation. - No.
Okay, we're about half an hour away now, everyone.
We get to hang out in Paris.
Sleeping in the same bed.
Kissing as much as we want.
It's literally gonna be the best few days of our lives.
I guess I've just been worried about when I said
you know?
You didn't say it back?
You mean about our prom outfits, 'cause, you know,
I still think we should be Princess Peach and Mario,
and my reasoning for this is...
Here we are, lads!
Such perfect timing...
Oh my God!
Wow!
Mr. Farouk and I will be in room 203 if you need us.
But hopefully you won't.
- Let's go! - Let's go! Ah!
Darcy, wait!
Elle. Do you need a hand?
No.
Is that my deal? Slow and steady.
Oh, nice.
We have to share beds?
- Well, I'm having the window bed. - I want the other bed.
I hate being woken up by the sun.
I guess I'll share with Tao, and you can share with Isaac.
Uh...
Yeah.
I thought you'd find it awkward sharing with Nick.
Just standing next to Elle makes me feel like I'm being electrocuted.
Bounce test!
Darcy!
Hey. We're in Paris.
No being sad. Come on.
Oh!
Oh, whoa!
- It looks so cool out there! - So cool.
Wow.
- Ooh, uh, sorry. - It's fine.
Oh, uh... Thanks.
Hot chocolat.
- Do you want some? - Yeah. Thanks.
APPLE JUICE
- Go on, do it again. - Have you seen...
I wanted to share a bed with you.
Same.
I'm sure we'll get to do it one day.
Uh... I didn't mean...
I... I didn't mean do it. I... I was just talking about, you know,
sharing a bed, that's all.
So, um...
That came out all wrong.
I know what you meant.
Okay.
I can't wait.
Yeah.
Nick and Charlie! You two coming or...
Oh. You're being gay.
Good job.
Carry on.
Will we ever get to kiss without people walking in on us?
Well, at least I've not lost this challenge yet.
- Oh. Oh, you're gonna lose. - Really?
- Just you wait. - Really?
We're going to see the Eiffel Tower! Come on.
Look, look, look! We can go over there.
Gather 'round, please.
Okay, gang, today, you get to explore Montmartre.
There are lots of shops and places to visit,
like the Sacré Coeur church, the Musée de Montmartre.
That's "museum"
for everyone on this trip who doesn't even take French.
- Stay in groups. - Excuse me.
- No less than two people. - Hi.
Hi.
Meet back here by the coach at 5:00 p.m., please.
And please don't get lost.
- I'm looking at you. - Do you wanna come with us today?
- I'd love that. - Let's go!
So I think we should start over here.
We should get one of those padlocks and write our initials on it.
You joking?
That's so lame.
I need a drink.
An alcoholic drink.
We probably shouldn't drink alcohol.
I need a croissant then.
Come on.
I've been craving ice cream all day. I need some ice cream.
This place is so beautiful.
What's the plan?
- The Musée de Montmartre. - The museum?
I don't know. I think museums are kinda boring.
Yeah, it'd be nice to just explore.
But Renoir painted there.
Yeah, it's a really important place in art history.
Why don't you two go together then?
We can meet you in a couple of hours?
Just us?
Sure.
Cool. We'll see you in a couple of hours.
- Have fun. - Bye.
- Take pics. - Have a good time.
- See you soon. - Bye!
You know exactly what you're doing.
Mischief-maker.
I've influenced you.
Look what I have bought!
I'm here.
Uh, that's wrong!
Thanks for inviting me to hang out with you guys.
My friends just wanted to find the nearest McDonald's.
It's fine. Um...
It's nice that we get a chance to hang out outside the library for once.
Yeah. It's nice just to be around other gay people.
You have such a cool friendship group.
Yeah.
Yes, monsieur?
Can I have two scoops of chocolate, please?
Yes, of course. Are you English?
Yes! I'm on a school trip.
No way! Your accent is very good.
Ah, thank you!
Um... Since when could you speak French
like an actual French person?
Oh, my dad's French.
Since when?
Since... his birth?
Why do I not know this?
How are things between you and Nick?
Really good.
Why? Does it look like we're not okay?
It looks like Nick is so in love with you.
It's a bit unbearable to watch sometimes.
I suppose I'm sort of... jealous
of you and Darcy.
You're out, and you can hold hands and kiss and...
I really want that.
But I don't want Nick to get bullied like I was.
It takes time.
It took ages for me to even feel comfortable calling myself a lesbian,
and... and we were so scared of what people might say at school,
so we didn't tell anyone about us for months.
But eventually, we stopped caring about all those people.
We just realized...
Take your seats. The performance will begin in ten minutes.
You're gonna be great, and even if you're not great,
I'll still think you're great 'cause I always think you're great.
And I'll clap really loud
even if you fall over and mess up the entire thing.
...me and her were all that mattered.
You and Nick will get to that point.
I know you will.
I'm jealous of you and Nick in some ways too.
What? Why?
You both talk about your feelings.
But Darcy just makes everything into a joke.
It's hard to get her to open up.
I said "I love you" to her last week,
and... she didn't say it back.
I feel like maybe she didn't even want to.
I'm sure she does want to.
And Paris is the perfect place to have that conversation.
Absolute disaster!
Jonesy, they were out of mint choc chip, so I had to get us strawberry.
Shall we go and sit down there? It's a better view.
Stop it! Shall we go over there?
Oh, uh...
I'm still full from breakfast.
Charlie, you didn't eat that much breakfast.
Yeah, I did.
Chocolate? Not bubblegum?
Well, you're a good influence on me.
It's not bad.
- You've got some on your nose. - Oh.
Let me get that.
A little bit more.
There we go.
MUSEUM OF MONTMARTRE
- Here we are. - Here we are.
- Tao, I... - We don't have to talk about it.
We should talk about it.
I agree with what you said.
Things were better when we were just friends.
Right.
Yeah.
And I'm sorry for being weird about Naomi and Felix.
I'm happy you're making new friends,
but I just get in my head about being left behind and alone.
Our friendship is really important to me.
Me too.
I don't wanna stop being friends.
Okay.
Shall we, uh... go look at some art now?
- ♪ I've always played the part... ♪ - Yeah.
- ♪ Of Shakespeare... ♪ - Okay.
♪ I hide behind the ink and pen ♪
♪ I build up worlds and choose a savior ♪
♪ Savior, savior ♪
♪ I write beginning, middle, end ♪
♪ I'm so tired Of being a book on the shelf ♪
♪ Tired of stories for somebody else ♪
♪ Think that I'm ready To start a new chapter ♪
♪ I've been looking For some way to turn it around ♪
♪ Looking for someone To give me the crown ♪
♪ And I wanna feel Like I finally matter, I wanna... ♪
- Ah! - Oh!
- That's what the color reminds me of. - Stop!
The color. It's reaching out at me.
- It makes me jump. - We're in a public space.
- Yeah. Sh! - We can do this at your house, but not...
Ah!
♪ And I always had the words ♪
♪ But I don't wanna say it ♪
♪ Wish I could paint a smile on my face ♪
♪ I wanna be a Mona Lisa... ♪
Imagine living somewhere like this and just being able to paint all day.
That'll be you in three years' time.
It will!
I'm manifesting.
Uh!
I don't understand what face she was making. It was like...
Like, with the mouth. I don't know.
- Oh, oui. Okay. - Okay.
- Yeah. - Oui, of course, of course.
- Non speak French. - Okay.
Okay, so... uh...
Très bien. That way.
♪ And I always had the words But I don't wanna say it ♪
♪ Wish I could paint a smile on my face ♪
♪ I wanna be a Mona Lisa ♪
- Hungry. - We're trying to find somewhere.
- Elle! - How did it go?
Fine. We're totally back to normal.
It was fun.
- It was really fun. - Mm-hmm?
And?
And that's it.
We're just friends again.
- As if. As if. As if. - That is it!
- There's more to it! - No! No, no.
We could go to the Sacré Coeur?
Or we could do some shopping?
Or go to the museum?
All right, whatever, man.
- Get off! - What?
Hey, guys!
Um... do you guys mind if I hang with you for a bit?
- Ben's being so boring. - Of course not.
- Sure. - Feel free.
- Been to the Sacré Coeur yet? - No, I haven't.
Let's go together then. Come on.
Yay! Thanks, guys. You guys are more fun.
It's like he doesn't even wanna hang out with me anymore now that we're dating.
All he cares about is having a girlfriend.
And now he just ignores me all the time.
- I'm not even sure he likes me that much. - Do you even like him?
He sounds horrible.
What about you?
Do you have anything going on with anyone?
- I thought maybe you and Tao... - No! Not gonna happen.
We're fine just being friends.
Okay.
Maybe I haven't had the best track record of relationships,
but I think being honest is better than living with regret.
Tao, what are you doing?
What are you on about?
- Tao! - Why are you walking like that?
What's wrong with you? Oh my God!
There's not even any music!
Tao-wuh!
- Stop! - Who does he think he is?
- Sorry, it wasn't me! - We're calm.
Listen...
Charlie, sit down. Sit down.
Good, good, good, good, good. Everyone's here.
Also...
I'm serious, big man. I get bloated. It's not funny. Cheers.
Here, please. Yeah, thanks.
Bon appétit.
- Uh, escargots? - Oh... M... Merci.
- Oh! - No!
Here you go. We're in France. It had to be done.
Mm. I feel sorry for you and your terrible decisions.
No, don't. Don't do it. Don't do it.
- No! - Yes, Tao!
- Tao! - Are you okay?
- That is disgusting! - Can you breathe?
- Boeuf bourguignon? - That's mine.
- Thank you. - You can have that one.
Bon appétit.
I haven't spoken to you properly in ages.
How was your first day in Paris?
Not interested in how my day was then?
Why are you in a mood with me?
Because you're supposed to be my boyfriend!
But instead, you've got some sort of obsession with Charlie.
What are you trying to say?
I don't know why you're obsessed with Charlie!
And, to be honest, I don't even care.
All I know is you're a terrible boyfriend, and I deserve better.
I'm breaking up with you.
Your energy's off!
You're not mature, and clearly you have some issues
that you need to resolve before you're ready for a relationship.
And I'm not gonna wait around for you! I think it's time I focused on myself.
If you don't want to be with me anymore, that's fine,
but you don't have to be such a bitch about it.
Benjamin, language.
- She's got a point. - Pipe down.
There's no need to call her a bitch. What?
Fine then.
Wow!
Bye, Ben.
- She's done nothing wrong. - He gives me such, like, stink energy.
- Like, stinky energy. - Stinky, like a smell.
Oh, hey.
Hey.
Just wanted to come and check that you were okay.
I think I am.
I don't know, maybe I shouldn't have done that in front of everyone.
Well, I think it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen, so...
Agreed.
Did you and Ben ever...
It doesn't matter.
He's gone now.
Ugh, everything would be so much easier if I was into girls.
Uh...
I'm not so sure about that, but, um... I know what you mean.
Could I maybe have a hug?
How'd it go with Elle today?
It was fine.
We just walked around the museum for a bit.
It was nice.
I always thought you two would be good together, so...
You don't get it.
Elle is literally the most amazing person in the world.
She's gone through so much shit.
Like, I was her friend when she came out as trans,
and that was not a fun time for her.
Why would she ever like me anyway?
She's so cool and interesting and beautiful, and I'm...
I'm just me, you know.
Well, I... I think you're pretty cool too.
- And interesting. - But not beautiful?
Well... you're a good-looking guy, if that's what you're worried about.
I thought you didn't even like me.
I do like you, Tao.
You know, you're... you're funny,
you're into weird indie films that, you know, I probably wouldn't understand.
You know, you're... You care about your friends so...
loudly.
Without worrying what anyone else might think, and that's...
Well, that's... that's really cool.
Uh...
I'm gonna go get something from the vending machine.
Isaac, you coming?
Yeah, sure.
HELLO X
Did you just post another photo of me on Instagram?
I might have.
What?
Oh, okay!
Hi.
- Oh my God, Nick, you giant rugby idiot! - Now you are fully trapped!
Now you have to sleep in my bed.
It's probably a bad idea.
You seemed kind of down today.
I just wanted to be alone with you.
You taste like toothpaste.
Like the first time we kissed at your house.
Well, I literally just have brushed my teeth, so...
So, um...
Is that okay?
Yeah.
Nick, we... we should stop. We're gonna get caught.
I... Yeah. Yeah.
I think you lost the challenge.
Ugh!
- Oh, f... - ♪ We can freak out ♪
♪ We can freak out ♪
♪ Can I sleep on your couch? ♪
♪ And we can freak out ♪
♪ We can freak out ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Log out our account ♪
♪ And we can freak out ♪