Look at all this stuff.
You know when you were a baby,
we just plonked you onthe floor, on a blanket.
I mean, how are you supposedto know what's good?
I don't know.
Hello. Hi.
Can we help you at all,or are we just browsing?
Yes. I just needthese, please.
OK.
And when's baby due?
Oh, no, she's, she'sout. She's born.
OK.
Well, she arrivedearly so, the baby.
But such a lovelysurprise. Mm.
See, most people ordermonths in advance.
Our best products tendto race off the shelves.
Well, can you check?
OK.
Well, let me see what we've got.
OK, yeah.
Oh, dear.
Was that too much?It'll be alright.
No, no. You sure?
What do you think?
Listen.
Peter?
Peter!
Fuck.
Oh, Dad. Dad, haveyou seen my hoodie?
Dad.
Hey. Oh, Max istaking all our towels.
I don't know what for.
It's probably best not to ask.
We need to get new towels. Mm.
So, Max wants you tomeet his mum. What?
Mm. Yeah, he just askedfor us to have her over,
so it's not weird.
Can you imagine?
My god.
Oh.
You, you want to?
I mean, sorry, I thought yousaid she was a nightmare.
Yeah, it's probablybest for Max, though.
I mean, he doesn't want tomake a big deal out of it.
No. OK.
Yeah.
Yep.
OK. Yeah.
Right.
Are you trying tohighlight that stain?
No, but if it travelsbeyond this boundary,
then we'll know that there'sa leak still up there.
That's very clever.
How's work?
Eugh, a bit stuck.
Can I help?
No.
Yeah, OK.
OK. I'm looking for a word.
So, picture this.
Spanning four luscious acresof rolling green meadows
and temperate rainforest,
Meadowbank Estateoffers the guest
an experience ofunparalleled luxury and what?
I just can't seem to think.
Luxury and eco-comfort.
Oh, god, no.
Rest... Something enticing.
Something... Recuperation.
Re... What? No, no, no.
Revivification.No. I can't think.
Seclusion. Seclusion.Yes. Thank you.
Seclusion.
I'll just...
Heya. Hey.
Hey, do you think you could,move some of the stuff over here?
Yeah, sorry, no,that's my bad. I'll...
Great. Yeah.
Thank you.
So, what's on today?
I was gonna go tothe movies, so...
Great. Yeah.
Big screen. Fun. Yeah...
Yeah... Awesome.
I know, I was gonna go
but I don't reallyhave any money, so...
Max.
Well, I might have something.
Well, hang on.
Mm.
Oh sorry, I have not been tothe movies in a long time.
There you go. Bringme back the change.
Perfect. Thanks.Alright, see you.
Bye. Bye, Dad.
Yeah, see you, mate.
Oh, I just gave him $50.
That's too much,isn't it? Yeah.
Yeah, he's got a debit card.
Wow.
Well played.
Hey, when are youfree this week?
I want to make usanother appointment.
This week...
Not great.
OK. Next week?
Yeah. I'll check.
You'll check now?
Yeah.
I mean, we don't have torush straight back in, do we?
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I think it would actuallybe good, given you might not...
Mm.
..be fertile but... Yeah.
And I'm technically ageriatric pregnancy...
I think it would begood, Peter, for us to...
For us...
..just to discusswhat options we have.
Mm. Yeah. Yes.
Of course. Sounds good.
I'll check.
Cool. OK.
Bye.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah,just email me, but with photos.
- Close-ups, the wholething. - There we go.
- Yeah,perfect. - OK.
Michael. Hey.
What are you doing here?
I was just wonderingif we could reschedule
that interview thatI missed, you know,
with the Barrister, Karen Piper.
Never. What?
No, Callum got that mentorship.
Callum?
Come on. Come on.
Michael, I didn't know my babywas gonna come this soon, OK?
I would have been here,that's what I'm saying to you.
What are you doing here?You shouldn't be here.
I'm not paying you paternityleave to have you hanging around,
whingeing at me. Go home.
Change some nappies.
Make peace with neverhaving sex again.
Thank Christ.
Michael, I mean, we canmaybe just talk about...
Oh.
Ah, fuck it.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Oh.
Do we get adonor? Do we adopt?
Oh, adoption'sreally hard here.
I mean, you're literallyat the first hurdle
and you want to give up?
The doctor said, "You will findit very difficult to conceive,"
that's a pretty big hurdle.
And yeah, it's not literallya hurdle, by the way.
Right, I just think you shouldgive yourself time to process it.
I don't have time, Sacha.
Are you workingtonight? No, I wish.
Peter's working soI'm hanging with Max.
Are you taking him to Luna Park?
Should I?
No, he's not seven.
You told me to give himlollies once and it worked.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Well, you were 16 once.What did you like doing?
Studying.
OK, what does Max like?What does he hate?
Computer games. Me.
OK, well just don'tbe you too much.
Like be you, but just less you.
Like, be more like me.
Just less intense,if that makes sense.
It makes no sense.
See, that's quite intense.
That's what I'm talkingabout.
That's... Sorry. One sec.
Oh. Hey, Vic.
Tonight?
No, I told you,I'm working double.
Yes, I did, it'sin the calendar.
Well, I meant to putit in the calendar.
No, I just can'tget out of it now.
♪ Love love is allthat I want now
♪ Oh love
♪ Time time to figuresome things out
♪ Give me time Time tofigure some things out... ♪
Hey, I told everyoneto come over at 6:00.
Does that work,to meet the baby?
It's just small, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's justAnita, Dad, Clara and Pete, so...
Where's your mum?
She's at yoga.
What is that thing?
Ah-ha, OK, OK.
It's got six different settings,
kangaroo, pony ride,which is awesome, hammock,
and you can plug your phonein so you can play Lola music.
Aaron, can you pleasefucking move the boxes.
They're in my way.
I'm trying to clean up,
so your family don't think Ilive in a fucking shithole.
Oh, where is...
Aaron, I've got 20 minutesuntil she wakes up.
I haven't had a shower, Ihaven't eaten anything today.
I would just appreciateit if you could just...
Oh, no.
Oh, I'll get her.No, I'm fine.
Glen?
This rosemary's killingall these other herbs.
I've been hiding, waitingfor you to find me.
Hiding?
Oh, I'm sorry, Ididn't, I didn't know.
Well, didn't you see this?
In the kitchen?
Yep, I saw that.
And...
And it says, "Do not read."
So what, you didn't read it?
Ah, no.
It had a map inside tellingyou where to find me.
Oh well, I cancome find you now.
You can'tcome and find me now.
But... I've been found.
It's alright.
Next time.
Why are you wearinga head torch?
Hey.
How was the movie?
Yeah, it was good,it was really good.
What'd you end up see... Oh.
Hi.
This is Astrid.
Oh.
Well, I hope yourfriend likes hotdogs.
I'm just poppingover to help Aaron.
OK.
Look I'm sorry aboutbefore, with the note.
I do want to be abit more, you know...
Don't be silly.
♪ Watch the tears fall
♪ I know I'm watchingThe biggest fool of all
♪ And I say, "Hello fool
♪ "Oh you, you still love her.
♪ "Don't you?" ♪
Max?
Hello?
What the fuck.
Hi,you've reached Peter's phone.
I'm sorry I couldn't be...
Hi, you've reachedPeter's phone.
I'm sorry I couldn't bethere for the call, leave...
I mean, no... Nosecond chance, none.
And they give the mentorship
to a guy that's beenthere five minutes.
It just doesn't...I don't understand.
You know, we never evenhad paternity leave.
And my dad, your GrandpaRoger... Here we go.
..he was at the footywhen I was born.
So, I think you should just tryand enjoy this time with Lola.
Yeah, I will.
I just...
I don't know, I need toclone myself or something.
Christine used tofeed you in that.
Mm.
Maybe Ella would like to use it.
Nah.
I'm not really sure if rockingchairs are Ella's vibe, you know?
I always thought becominga grandparent would,
would really soften your mum.
I just hate that shehasn't got to meet Lola.
I know.
But you can tell Lola allabout her grandmother.
And, you know, allthe best bits, anyway.
Yeah.
And then...
And in that way, wekeep your mum alive.
Hey. Hi.
You're baking?
Yep. Sugar-freeblueberry muffins.
Sounds exciting.
They're from the fertilitywebsite Roland gave us.
Mm.
We don't have to doeverything he says.
No, not everything.
If you don't like blueberry,I'll make you sweet potato.
Or spinach.
I can't wait to try a blueberrymuffin, when it's ready.
Oh, by the way, your son'sin there with Astrid.
Who's Astrid?
You don't knowher? I don't know.
Tall, really sporty.
She sounds perfect for him.
Is it OK though, thatthey're in there?
You know...
Yeah.
You better go in there.
What? With a bucket of water.
Peter.
Go in there. No way.
I'm not... IsJulia OK with this?
Just let them be teenagers.
Oh, she is on fordinner tomorrow.
OK. Julia.
Oh, we have to meet Lola.
Yeah. After that, then.
OK.
Julia has a nut allergy.
Any ideas?
What?
It's fine. What doyou mean it's fine?
I'm not going in there.
Anita, you here?
In here.
That's very good.
I'm getting there.
Oh, it's funny, I sawthis man yesterday.
He was just outside here, and...
I couldn't...
I couldn't quitework out who he was.
But then this morningit came to me,
and I think he might havebeen here at our wedding.
Isn't that funny?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Oh, and the insurancehas been approved,
so that's all sorted.
Sorry, what insurance?
Well, I extended mypolicy to this house,
so both propertiesare now covered.
It's really no trouble.
Just a phone call.
Glen, I said I didn'twant insurance.
Yes, I know, but it's so easy.
It's just stupid notto have insurance.
Stupid?
Well, it's not stupid, Glen.
I mean, if I wanted insuranceand I didn't have it
then that would be stupid.
But I don't want it,so it's not stupid.
I didn't mean you. No,sorry, I'll leave you to it.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Hey, I'm not, I'm not really...
Oh.
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'msorry. No, that's fine.
I'm just... No, that's fine.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
Oh, stop apologising.It's fine.
OK, well, I'm notsorry at all, then.
She should just stayasleep if you keep moving.
It's OK. Do youreact to the sun?
What do you mean?
Are you gonna be like an hour?
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I think so.
We'll be an hour, won't we, huh?
Oh, darling, you're not goingto keep using that pacifier,
are you?
Well, it does helpher get to sleep.
There we go.
Do you know what? Imight come with you guys.
OK. Where's my...
Oh, it's alreadyin there. Yeah.
Bye.
What's her name? Julia.
Will you cook or get delivery?
I don't know.
I cannot wait tohear how this goes.
Meanwhile, Vicky's decided thatshe needs the first hour of the day
to herself to walk and think,
which leaves me to do mornings.
And mornings are the worst.
But she can't seewhat my problem is
'cause she's like, "Well,you get to work most nights,"
which isn't true,and also, it's work.
You know, it's notwalking and thinking.
Yeah, working is not walking.
I think I'm going to geta lasagne from the deli.
Do you know if thatwhite sauce has nuts?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's like cashews or something.
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie,your mum is terrifying.
I mean, I don't even knowif she likes me anyway.
My point exactly.
She's not... Youdidn't say anything.
Don't, no, I just... No,no, it's fine, it's fine.
I was just thinking I don't everwant to be like that with Lola.
It makes me sad.
Yeah, but the factthat you're saying that
means that you won't, OK?
I just can't believe that Ieven have to deal with this.
Like it should just beamazing having my mum here.
Oh,.And it's the opposite.
Oh, what a cute baby.
Thank you, thankyou. Oh, thank you.
Yeah. Too young tobe outside, though.
What were you thinking?
At least put anotherblanket on him.
Her. OK.
And clearly, I wasn't thinking.Alright, thank you so much.
I don't have a brain. Bye-bye.
My brain no work. I thinkit would be a good idea...
No, no, no, it'sall good. Bye-bye.
Is she following us? I thinkyou need to get him home.
Hi there, how's yourday been so far?
Oh, yes. What's the occasion?
Birthday? Anniversary?
No, no.
So, we, my wife and I... Howlong have you been married?
Oh, just shy ofeight months. Oh.
So, she and I are quite,quite different...
OK. ..in the waythat we approach...
Right. And...
And you could see that she's,she's very free and adventurous,
whereas I'm... Not,but you wanna be?
Yes, very much so.
But not too much, though.
No, I get ya. Easy fix.
But these are not gonna cut it.
So...
Ah. Mm-hm.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah, so...
I just want her to feel,you know, desirable,
and to know thatshe still, you know, wants me.
OK, she does.
Well.
You are a lovelybig-hearted bear of a dude.
OK? Thank you.
Alright.
Well, so I haveher sizes. Amazing.
OK.
I'm gonna say this one.
Mm-hm.
Yep.
This one.
Ooh, pink is kinda spicy, right?
Can't say no to that. Come on.
Yeah.
How does she go with a g-banger?
It's really uncomfortable
but it's gonna comestraight off, right?
You know what I'm talking about.
I know you know whatI'm talking about.
Well, I...
You good to go?
Oh, look, I'm so lookingforward to meeting Lola, but...
I'm afraid our art class isstarting early this evening,
so I'm going to have to givethis one a miss, I'm sorry.
We don't have to stay long. Ican drop you off at art class.
No, no, no, no, no.I'll see her next time.
Yeah, OK.
Of course.
OK. Please, give themmy apologies, won't you?
Yep.
Hello, little Lola.
Get used to it, Aunty Clara. You'llbe doing lots of babysitting.
Yes, lots oftime with Aunty Clara.
We want a doctor or a surgeon.
Not a DJ, hey Mum?
Hi.
Hello everyone.
Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late.
Here's your grandpa.
Can you...
Where's Anita? Hold her up.
She's...
She's double booked.
She sends her apologies.
Hey. Oh, that's beautiful.
Hi, Dianne.
Nice to see you again.Dad, do you want to have a go?
I think she's had enoughof me. Yeah, can I? Can I?
Oh, po-po-po.
Ooh. Oh, let's seeif you can fix her.
Oh, yes. Yeah, come to me.
Oh, hello little one.
Ohh.
Were you waiting long? No, no.
OK. We were at my brother's.
He just had a baby and so...Oh, don't worry about it.
I only just gothere too. Come in.
Ah, thank you.
You can put your stuff here.
OK.
Oh, Clara, it's, finally. Oh.
Hey, where's Max? Maxis in his bedroom?
Oh. Yeah.
You wouldn't believewhat happened.
I was...
I was pulling up to park,
and this woman, she justwent headfirst behind me.
We were likecrammed in like a V.
I hate that.
I know, so rude.
Max, mate, your mum'shere. What'd you do?
Well, I ended up likegetting out of the car...
Oh, I would have done that too.
You sure she wasn't there first?
No, I was reversing.She was reversing.
I was joking.
Hello.
So.
Oh, shit, sorry.
This is, that's yours. Oh.
Thank you. You're welcome.
And what'd shedo? Did she move?
The woman.
Ah, well she wound down her window,pretended she couldn't hear me.
In the end, I had to drivelike a block-and-a-half away
to find a park.
But when I came back round,the woman, she was gone,
but the spot wasactually a loading zone
and she was gettinga ticket. Oh.
Well, poetic justice.
Oh, drinks.
Wine? Beer?
Champagne?
A beer. Yep. Yep,I'll get that.
Night, Dad. Night.
She's so beautiful, little Lola.
What would you havewanted to be called?
Nan.
I'll make sure that'swhat she calls you then.
Thank you.
Right.
Oh, I can't believe Iforgot the garlic bread.
Oh, well, I'm leaving.Oh, understandable.
God, I'm so bloated.
Well, garlic bread's allocatedto a different stomach.
Is that a medical opinion?
No, that's a medical fact.
Oh, well, in that case.
There you go. Thank you.
Julia, you were sayingabout the drawing.
Oh, yeah.
So, anyway, you were...Max was in kindy?
Was it kindy? Come on, OK.
Max was in kindy,
and his class had been askedto do drawings of their parents
for this like end-of-yearexhibition thingy.
And Max drew melooking at my phone.
Oh, he did not.
He drew me looking at my phonewith this like huge bottle of wine.
Like the wine was likeway bigger than me.
That's gonna be me.
I mean, I thought, histeacher, god, I just couldn't.
I was like, I was mortified.
What'd he draw Peter as?
I don't, no, I don't remember.
Was it him on the catwalk?
Yeah, he didn't draw you.
He didn't draw you.
Oh, well, yeah.
Kids.
Brutal.
So, your brotherjust had a baby?
Oh, yeah. Yeah?
Yeah, a little girl.Is he older? Younger?
Oh, he's younger. 24.Too young to have a kid.
No, yeah... Oh, I mean...
That's young. No, no,I just, no, no, no.
I mean, he's just muchyounger than normal people.
I would not have done itat his age if I was him,
but some people canand they do very well.
So, you never had kids, Clara?
Me? No.
Yeah, thank you.I can do that.
I'm done. No, that's OK.
That was delicious.
Paris from the deli,he makes those.
We might not beable to, actually.
Peter.
What?
Have kids.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, god, Clara, I'm sorry.
I didn't meanto... We want to...
Yeah, yeah, we're tryingfor a baby, but...
It can be much harder later.
I have heaps of friends thatare going through it now.
No, it's me.
I'm possibly infertile.
Oh, but, you know, Max.
Mm, yeah, yeah, Imean, yeah, yeah.
But since, you know,
things that I'vedone or my lifestyle.
Mm, yeah.
Unless I was always...
Wait, what?
What are you saying?
Nothing. I mean,yeah, nothing.
But is there achance that... Peter.
Oh, my god.
I was not with anyone else.
Is that what you think?
You think that I've been lyingto you for what, 16 years?
It wouldn't be thefirst time, Julia.
Oh, wow.
OK, how about we justdrop it... We need.
If you can't behavelike an adult...
Are you serious right now?
Guys, you can justget a paternity test.
That way you wouldalleviate any doubt.
It's...
No, no, no, I don't mean...
I just mean,
that way you're justgoing to know for sure.
It's just ascientific procedure.
And it would begreat for Max, too.
You can rule out anygenetic questions
and health history, DNA.
I mean, you don't wanthim marrying his cousin.
Although that's totally legalhere and completely acceptable.
But I don't,
well I don't knowabout Filipino culture.
I don't, but here it's legal.
♪ Caution to thewind that taunts me
♪ Out on the boulevard
♪ The tears from the clouds fall
♪ On a face in the crowd
♪ It's not a question ofwho I am or where I've been
♪ I watch the people for hours
♪ Throw back thecurtain I'm falling
♪ Thunderclaps it'shands applauding
♪ Dress me up in scarlet... ♪Jess.
Hi. Sorry.
Hi. Hi.
You look...
Do you want to...
Yeah, they don't..
They don't mind mecrashing, do they?
No, they've heard alittle bit about you.
Oh really? Like what? Yeah.
Like what? I don't know.
We might find out.
It might not be an ambush, butthat is certainly how it feels.
Yeah.
I thought you said thatMax wanted us to meet.
Yeah. Yes, he did.
It's not actuallya bad idea, Jules.
And what if he finds out?
He doesn't have to know.
Well, if he doesif he's not mine.
Not yours? Fuck.
I can't... Why areyou getting so upset?
What?
Julia, I just mean,if you do this,
we can all just get onwith parenting together.
Max is really, he's great,
and we're finding our feet here,and Astrid is great as well.
Astrid?
Yeah.
Where did you meet Astrid?
She came over the other night.
Peter was out and I made dinner...But she didn't stay over, obviously.
What is wrong with you?
Come on, Julia, they'renot ten. I just...
Oh, fuck. Well, Ifeel like an idiot.
I just thought you and yournew girlfriend would be,
you know, responsible enough,
but obviously, she'sfucking incompetent.
Oh, that's a good one.
I'm incompetent.You know what?
I, yeah, I'm gonna go.
OK, good. And great.
Well, I'll, yeah, pickup Max in the morning
but I think that yeah,we need to have a talk
about whether this, thisarrangement is working.
Wait, wait. No,hang on, hang on.
You don't need to do that.
Stop twisting this, alright?I'm the one twisting?
What do you meanit's not working?
It's not working for you?
Yeah, fuck, this isnot working for me.
Guys... No, I'mnot doing this.
Get out. Move. OK.
See you in the morning.
I think you should go after her.
I think you shouldapologise. I think...
Peter, I... Peter.
Just apologise.
Oh, hello. Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me,sorry to bother you.
I haven't seen Anitacome out yet. Is she...
Oh, Anita neverturned up tonight. Oh.
Oh, no, of course,silly me. Sorry.
I completely forgot thatshe had that other thing on.
Everything alright? No,no, no, everything's good.
Yeah, no do. Thank you.
Bye-bye.
Fucking hell.
Hi, this is Anita.
Please leave a messageand I'll get back to you.
Cheers to that. Cheers.
Happy birthday.
♪ My little blondhaired blue eyed boy
♪ One day you'll growup and be distressed
♪ One day you'll growup and reject everything
♪ I've set out for you...
Oh, hi.
How was your night?
Oh, it was lovely.
Oh, good.
How was your class?
Yeah, yeah.
The, you know, drawingthe more mature figure
is all about, you know,the centre of gravity.
It's, you know, how the personholds themselves, how they sit.
It's quite fascinating.
I mean, the human body is anart form in itself, really.
♪ My only dear long wasteful son... ♪So, want a nightcap?
Yeah.
♪ One day you'll wonder... ♪OK, have a seat.
♪ What you've become
♪ One day all thiscould be yours if
♪ You only had thewill to outlive
♪ Your mother and I. ♪
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