Who are those people,
and why do they keep takingour picture?
That's Rolling Stone,and they're here today
doing a featureon Bottom Dollar.
I didn't come here to writeabout Bottom Dollar or Minx.
I came here to write about you.
There's a whisper campaign thata good number of our readers
-are homosexuals.-[Joyce] Isn't it better
if our work is interestingto all kinds of people?
We have advertisersthat are paying
specifically to reach women.
Tonight,ladies choose their partners.
Len, I was, um, thinkingabout going back to Minx.
Oh. It's about time.
I would like you to consider it
my applicationto be your secretary.
But I need you to come upwith more ideas for Minx.
[Joyce] I've gotten everythingI've ever wanted,
and it's happened so fast.
[Simon] Have you everconsidered that maybe
you are exactlywhere you belong?
[Nancy Sinatra &Lee Hazlewood's "Sand" playing]
[Lee] ♪♪ Young womanShare your fire with me ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ My heart is cold ♪♪
♪♪ My soul is free ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ I am a strangerIn your land ♪♪
♪♪ A wandering manCall me sand ♪♪
♪ ♪
[Nancy] ♪♪ Oh sirMy fire is very small ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ It will not warm thy heart ♪♪
♪♪ At all ♪♪
[Joyce] Ow!
♪ ♪
I could've swornI set my wake-up call for noon.
-Oh.-[Joyce sighs]
I can send up the conciergeif you would prefer.
You do know that I have a thingfor a man with a comb-over.
-Did I tell you this?-[laughs]
Come here.
I am very late.
I have back-to-back meetings.
You're not gonna lookvery professional
without your knickers on,are you?
[laughs]
Just saying.Do you want these back?
[both laughing]
Mm...
[Graham sighs]
We're shooting the album covertoday.
I could use your eye.
If you want to addanother shoot to my schedule,
then I am going to requirepayment in advance.
Oh. Well, that can be arranged.
-All right.-Yeah.
You got five minutes.
-Five minutes?-Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but what if I wantto, you know...
[whispering indistinctly]
Okay, 25.
[both laughing]
[upbeat music plays]
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪♪ If I was a boatOn a river ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ I guess I'd knowRight where I was ♪♪
♪ ♪
Jogging!
[singer]♪♪ Well, you won't see me ♪♪
♪♪ Floating by facedown ♪♪
♪♪ You just float and thenYou know you're feeling fine ♪♪
[chuckling]That's three days this week.
[Doug] 43 minutes.It's my personal best.
I'm telling you,
you gotta trythis jogging thing.
You really do. This is the...
well, it's the healthiestI've ever felt
in my whole life.
Hey, boss.
I covered your office windows
so no one can sneak a peekof...
[whispering]...Secret Project X.
[normally]Sorry, Rita. It's a secret.
We know.
-Doug?-Mm?
As your probationary secretary,
can I ask you a questionabout Secret Project X?
You can ask me anything.
Um,does it have to be a secret?
I mean, wouldn't it be more fun
if people knewwhat they were excited about?
Well, it's about, you know,keeping people guessing,
so that's kind of the idea.
Oh, but...
they're not.
Well, maybe not out loud,Bambs, but...
but inside, they are.
I mean, look at them.
They've got an itchinside their brains,
and they don't knowhow to scratch it.
♪ ♪
But none of these people matteranyhow, right?
We've got an audience of one,
and when Connie seeswhat we are cooking up,
we're gonna be writingour own ticket.
And then I'll officially beyour gal Friday?
Absolutely--we pull this off,
you're gonna get a raiseand benefits.
[squeals] Yes!
Oh, but can I still domy own dental?
Yeah, whatever you want.
[funky music plays]
[Shelly]I can't believe it's real!
[Richie] It just needsBella's signature.
And also, you need to trimabout 100 words
'cause I don't wantto mess with the design.
Oh.
Maybe lose the bit
about Bella findingthe earring?
What?It's the soul of the piece.
Ugh, you really are a writer.
Yeah!
[both laughing]
Oh, it feels great to be back.
I have missed this place.
Aw. Well, we missed you too.
A lot of people here careabout you,
and you sort of disappearedon us.
Well, I--I needed to figuresome stuff out, you know?
-Mm. Like Bella?-[Shelly sighs]
And her escapades seem to havebrought some stability.
And adventure.
Yeah, Bella's beenaround the block now.
Those San Marino blocksare long and leafy.
-You don't know the half of it.-[both laughing]
But Bella started her journey
through some otherneighbourhoods too.
Ones with more experimentalarchitecture.
Think she's temptedto revisit those?
Well, Bella is ina--a better place
with her husband, Gian-Paul,
and uh, Bella needs to focuson her work
while at work
and nothing else.
Do you get what I'm saying?I'm not good at this.
No, I get it.
[singer]♪♪ But I woke up this morning ♪♪
♪♪ With that tasteIn my mouth ♪♪
-Oh, what's going on here?-Oh, nothing.
Just finishing up some stufffor tonight.
Oh, right.Your secret special something.
-What time is it again?-Uh--
Doors open at 8:00.
[chuckling] Don't worryif you can't make it.
You work hard, you play hard.
You deserve a quiet night in.
No, I can spare 90 minutes.
[Bambi]That's just an estimate.
I didn't factor inapplause breaks.
Okay, you mind heading inand finishing up?
Yeah. But all good, Prigger.
I mean,Connie's coming tonight,
and those are reallythe only eyes I need,
so honestly,don't worry about it.
-Uh-uh.-Okay.
Okay.
-Hey!-Oh, hi! Mwah!
-Oh, both cheeks! That's new.-[laughter]
Maybe I'll use that for Bella.
-Oh, you should!-Yeah.
Listen, um, I'm just popping in.
I'm gonna drop these off,
and then I'm gonna go meetConstance in Beverly Hills.
Oh, excuse me.
-Field trip with the boss?-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.
Somebody's makingan impression.
I think she just wantsto give me notes
on the August issue
in her, you know,natural habitat.
But anyway,it's so good that you're back.
Oh, well, it feels great.
Everything got so shiny.
-I know.-Right? [laughs]
Oh, did you lookat those revisions?
No, not yet, but I will.
I'm just--you know,I'm swamped.
There's just--there's so much going on here,
and--and I--I'm trying to write my book,
and I have the--the renovationson the new condo--
And?
Plus crashing at the Margaux,yes,
so I'm just getting no sleep.
Now, is that the hotel's fault
or your rock star boyfriend?
He's not my boyfriend.He is just--
The famous musicianyou're shacking up with.
I cannot believethis is my life
and not some storythat I'm writing in my head.
It's wild!It's almost as wild as Bella.
Where do you come upwith that stuff?
Oh, well, actually--
Does my hair look okay,by the way?
I did not have timeto wash it this morning
because I was having sex.
-[laughter]-[Shelly] Yes, yes.
It looks perfect.[clears throat]
[Joyce] I'm here, I'm here,I'm here, I'm here.
Okay, I hopeyou can uh, read my notes.
They got a little bit smudged.
Whiskey and, uh...
...mint chip.
What a Wednesday.
Well, I learned from the best.
Yes, you did.Okay, I call it...
...Good Clean Fun.
Oh, your dream shoot.
Okay, I am ready.Tell me everything.
A bathhouse, West Hollywood.
More men that we knowwhat to do with.
A bathhouse? Very sexy.
Okay, what's the angle?
[Richie] Okay.
Communal bathing.
Men lounging, reading,playing board games.
It's an explorationof the male form
without artifice,out in the wild.
Huh. [chuckles]
Do you think it might betoo, um...
...straightforward for Minx?
It's real.
You know, actual male desire.
Totally.
Yeah.
It's, uh, it's--it's very, um...
Maybe I can, um, think on it.Okay.
Richie's been waiting weeksto pitch this to you.
We've already rescheduledtwice.
-We have to pull the trigger.-Yeah.
I just--I don't see how, um,
this slots intoa women's magazine.
What if, you know,it's not in a bathhouse?
What if it's the same,
but just, you know,somewhere else?
Then it would be different.
I think thatwe should put a pin in it
and we should think about
something more aspirational,okay?
Our centrefoldsare the ultimate fantasy.
For our female readers.
[Tina] Sounds likeyou have a very clear vision.
Any fixes?
Uh...
...what about backstage?
A-a stolen moment
with a rock starin his dressing room?
Wow. Lightning strikes.
How'd you come upwith that one?
I guess I'll go find usa rock star.
Didn't your mama ever teach youhow to turn someone down?
My mother? No.
My mother...
[laughs]
My mother wasn't aroundfor that kind of stuff.
Not somethingyou want to talk about?
No, not really.
Well, my mamais a serious bitch,
and she taught me that
if you don't like something,you just say no.
-Who says I didn't like it?-[Tina] You, in 40 ways.
Body language, tone of voice,even the way
you keep scratchingthe back of your head.
Okay, I feel observed.
You think it's nicer,
but it only makes everythingworse.
Just be direct.
By the way, I've looked overyour work expenses.
[Joyce] Mm-hmm?
14 valet stubsfrom the Margaux.
I'm living out of a suitcase.
I--I--I need a place to work.
You have an office.
I'm not accepting these.
-Yeah, but I'm staying---[Tina] No.
See how easy that was?
[energetic rock music plays]
Not a problem.
[Shelly] Bella quivered
as Gian-Paul shivered.
Ooh, that's good. [chuckles]
-[Doug] Shel.-Hi, Doug.
Can I talk to you?
That Bella LaRouche stuffis sexy stuff.
It really is.
I didn't expect itfrom a Prigger.
Oh, well, I've always hada wild imagination.
Imagination--she's marriedto an orthodontist
from La Cañada.
It's actually San Marino, so...
Either way, I need a little bitof that sexiness
on my special project.
My copy could use a spark.
Well,my spark doesn't come cheap.
How's a hundred bucksand a peek on the inside?
I'm in.
Shellfish!
You're gonna be workingpretty closely
-with Bambs on this one.-You know what?
I'm on a deadline, actually,so I should just--
Oh, come on.It's an afternoon, and that's--
[chuckling] Well, that's reallyall the time we've got.
So I'm gonna lock you two girlsin this room,
and please make some magic.
[Bambi] Magic's on hold.We have a huge problem.
The archdiocese said we can'tuse their venue anymore.
Oh, no.I guess it's all falling apart.
-I'll just get back to---No, no.
Just a little speed bump.It's a hiccup.
Everything's gonna bejust fine.
I'm so sorry.
You give me one thing to do,
and I already screwed it up.
Oh, Bambi, it's fine.
I'll have a new venue by lunch.
But here'swhat I need you girls to do:
just stay in this roomand grind it out
until you make something greattogether, okay?
Please.
[indistinct chatter]
[phone ringing]
[light music plays]
[singer singing in French]
♪ ♪
[person]Sorry, appointment only.
[Constance] She has one.
♪ ♪
-This is Betty, the designer.-Hi.
My latest discovery.
An all-female staffconfronting the sartorial ennui
of the working women'swardrobe.
Right. Uh...
okay, well, while I agree
that professional women do needmore clothing options,
I wonder if uh, fashion coverageis beyond the scope of--
[Constance] No, we're not herefor the magazine.
We're actually here for you.
I'll grab the second rack.
A little wardrobe rethink.
Multiple racks? [chuckles]
Didn't realise my wardrobewas so stale.
Oh, you have beautiful style.You do.
It just needs to catch upto the woman that you've become
and the magazine thatyou've elevated so beautifully.
[chuckling] Okay.That's very kind.
Thank you, Constance,but it's--
I actually put a lot of thoughtinto what I wear.
[softly] Right.
Navy suits and pussy bows,they got you here,
but you do not needto dress like a man
to earn the respect of one.
Mm-mm.
Not anymore.
Surely, there is something herethat catches your eye.
♪ ♪
Huh.
[Constance] What a figure!
See, I had a feeling.
Y--yeah.
It feels likea bit of a departure.
[chuckles]
No one at your level
is claiming sexualityand intelligence
with equal confidence.
We can be powerfuland feminine.
Give our girls somethingto aspire to.
See, I had to make this all upas I went along.
And boy, do I have the scarsto prove it.
Let me ease your path a little.
I have loved having youto look to.
It's not something I'm used to.
And I have really enjoyed
having a smart younger womanto fuss over.
No one is gonna force youto do something
that you don't want to do.
Ah.
Why don't you wear this out,see how you feel?
If you don't like it,we'll scrap the whole thing.
♪ ♪
[Richie] You know what?
I think we might have roomafter all.
Bring back one of those chunkybooks for her to read.
Hmm. I call it Backstage Ass.
♪ ♪
She's not dumb.This can't be in the magazine.
Honey, lift up your china little bit.
Less bored, more judgmental.
You don't care how hardhe worked on that song.
You're at 90% fuck you.
You need to bring this thingdown to about ten.
[Richie] Only 90?
Hey, Danny,fly in that typewriter.
She wants everyone to knowhow busy she is.
Oh, um,typewriting costs extra.
-[Tina] Richie?-Excuse me.
What?
We both know I should beshooting Bathhouse right now.
She's the boss, remember?
Joyce and I used to havea dialogue.
Now it feels like a lecture.
-I understand your frustration.-[Richie sighs softly]
If you can't do this concept,just scrap the shoot.
We'll go with a retrospective.
-[Richie gasps]-Easy.
The magazine isn't evena year old.
That's creative bankruptcy.
Telling your boss to go screwherself is career suicide.
Don't sweat it.
I already pulled some goofy,behind-the-scenes shots.
-We can just---Stop hurting me.
[softly] Okay.
I'll figure it out.
[upbeat funky music plays]
-[laughter]-[bell dings]
[laughing] What?
No, I swear.
I thought I was done,but she kept squealing,
so I shoved both my handsback inside
and pulled out another piglet.
Oh, my God.
The things that happen to youon the 405.
Oh, I have missedthese stories.
Oh, my God, and look how fastthe work went.
Is there anything else?Are we--
-No, I think that's it.-Okay.
Should we have sex now?
Oh, n--no. Uh, but--no.
I--um, I--I can't do that again.
I just thought with you comingback here, just--
Yeah, well, I'm--
Bambi, I'm back,but we need to be friends.
No more... you know.
-Orgasms.-Yes, that.
Or any associated behaviours.
That's okay.
I love friends.
Friends are the familyyou choose,
and you don't have sexwith family.
Unless it's your stepsibling.
And even then,you have to keep it a secret
because ofhis political career.
I just want you to be happy.
Oh, I am. I'm very happy.
Good.
So am I.
[Andwella's "She Taught MeTo Love" playing]
-[camera shutter clicking]-[person] Beautiful, beautiful.
Yeah, you've gota lot of girls out there
that'll wanna see this.
That's nice. That's great.
That's excellent.
David, shoot moretoward the camera.
[camera shutter clicking]
Hey, Graham. Eyes over here.
[singer]♪♪ She taught me to run ♪♪
♪ ♪
My day opened up.
[Graham sighs]
Let's get you in the shot.
Hey, Andy, let's get herin the shot.
She already is.
We're on the clock, hon'.Budge up.
Oh, yeah. Totally get it.
Yes, um,where do you want me to--
Um, yeah,you should go over there.
Back therein the gazebo, cabana thing.
[clears throat]
♪ ♪
-Hi, I'm---Joyce Prigger.
-[Joyce] Yeah, that's me.-Fun.
You writing a story?
Uh, yeah.
Yeah, I could be if there's,you know, one to tell.
You want any nuggets included?
Just make it clear
Carrie and Neilare very happy together.
-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.-Groupies are always circling.
Move quick if you want a drink.
They devour everything.
[Sable]Well, you're just in time
'cause we're all out.
-There you go.-Mm, thank you.
-[Bebe] Love your dress.-Thank you. [chuckles]
Um, so...
We're with Graham.
He wanted our eyes on this.
Did he?
And how do you know Graham?
I was at this party
and got invited onstageto play the shakers.
You don't say?
He told her thatshe had the best rhythm
-of any girl he'd ever met.-[Bebe] Stop.
[Veronique] Joyce, my minx,
you want somethingfrom the kitchen?
We're putting in an order.
-Um---[Sable] Oh, my God.
-You're the Minx lady?-[Joyce] Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God!
My mom loves your magazine.
Your mom? That is great.
That's so--that's so great.
We have a lot of older,um, readers.
How old is your mom?
32 next week.
And you're dating Graham?
Uh, would definitelynot say dating.
[Sable] So what about you?
I mean,what is Joyce Prigger doing
in the fun time cabana?
You know,that is a great question.
[singer singing indistinctly]
[Baby's "Life'sWhat You Make It" playing]
♪ ♪
[singer]♪♪ Listen to the music ♪♪
♪♪ Listen to the music ♪♪
-[Rita] Hey.-Hi.
VIPs this way.
[Dance's "Clean Is Good"playing]
[singer]♪♪ Listen to the groove, yeah ♪♪
♪ ♪
[Tina] Ooh, Joyce!
Looking good.
Tina! Oh, I am touched.
Don't make me regretthe compliment.
[Joyce] Oh.
-Isn't she stunning?-Mm-hmm.
-[Joyce laughs]-How do you feel?
♪ ♪
Like myself.
You were right. You were right.
Thank you for the push.
Aw, that's my girl. [chuckles]
All right, a toast.
Doug even got me my favourite.Drambuie.
Oh, thank you.
[all] Cheers.
What do you think this is?
-[Constance] Mm.-[chimes play]
[Doug] Ladies and gentleladies,the show is about to begin...
[Joyce] That is strong.
[Doug] ...and so pleasetake your seats
and clear your minds,
because the journey startsnow.
And that's whyI deserve a raise.
[male voice] Quit yer yappin'!
Hike up that skirtand show me those legs.
[male voice 2]Where's my dinner?
You promised me ham!
[male voice 3]If God wanted your opinion,
he would've made you a man.
Et tu, padre?
Oh!
It's so hard being a womanin 1973.
If only there was a wayto make a change.
[clears throat softly]
[clears throat loudly]
I said, if only there was a way
to make a change!
[harp music playing]
[scoffs] A dirty lamp?
A woman's job is never done.
-[air hissing]-[harp music playing]
[gasps] A magic genie?
[giggles]
I'm here to grant youthree wishes.
Hmm, wow.
I guess my first wish would beto find a man who gets it.
[genie]Your wish is my command...
at Club Minx!
[rowdy rock music playing]
[Doug] That's right, ladies!
Welcome to the club whereyou come first and often!
[singer]♪♪ When you gonna wake up ♪♪
[Doug] Don't worryabout dinner tonight,
because what Maurice hascooking is piping hot!
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
Don't get your pantiesin a bunch.
Ivan's here to take 'em off...
-[cheers and applause]-...and iron them.
[singer] ♪♪ Hollywood high ♪♪
[laughing]
♪♪ Hollywood high ♪♪
-[laughter]-Oh...
♪ ♪
[Doug] Are you feelingunderappreciated, ladies?
Well maybe tonightNestor can help,
'cause he's gonna take reallygood care of your children.
[cheers and applause]
And last but definitelynot least, ladies,
remember you're not alonein this revolution.
Oh, no!
Because my guy Xavierisn't afraid to fight...
for your rights!
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
[Mantis' "Hollywood Eyes"playing"
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪♪ They say inHollywood the garden grows ♪♪
♪♪ They say in HollywoodThat everyone knows ♪♪
♪♪ Oh ♪♪
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah!
That's how you start a show,boys!
Sexy, sexy!Keep fluffing, keep fluffing!
Doug, last looks on Maurice.
[indistinct chatter]
Let's just see.
Stick this in there.Don't be shy.
-For real?-It's not a judgment.
It's stagecraft, Mo.Just do what I'm asking.
[Bambi]All the letters I can write
are not as fair as this.
Syllables of velvet,
depths of ruby, undrained.
[funky percussive music plays]
♪ ♪
And a bathhouse was too much?
♪ ♪
-Where's Joyce?-Depends.
Where'd you land on the shoot?
Deadline's a deadline.
♪ ♪
Now, am I supposed to findthe baby attractive?
Because I do.
But is that the intentionof the piece?
Probably best to not thinkabout it too hard.
Hey, Xavier.Come here for a sec, would ya?
Anything you need, Mr. Doug.
Okay, you see that womanover there?
Mm.
[Doug]See the one I'm pointing at?
[Xavier] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
You got something specialin you, man.
-Know what I mean?-Mm.
You've been workingyour whole life for it.
Well, now's the moment.
I want you to gomake that woman feel alive
the way only the X-man can.
[both chuckling]
You know,my name actually isn't Xavier.
-Yeah, I get it, I get it.-Okay.
But that's what I'm gonna needfrom you, okay?
Okay.
No, no, no, no, no.
Sexy baby's on stage.Just give him a second.
You have one final wish.
Use it wisely.
-I wish women ruled the world.-[cheers and applause]
[harp music playing]
As the nextPresident of the United States,
do you promise to protect life,liberty,
and the pursuit of...
-sexiness?-[audience exclaiming]
I do, America.
[T-Rex's "20th Century Boy"playing]
♪ ♪
[cheers and applause]
♪ ♪
[singer]♪♪ Friends say it's fine ♪♪
♪♪ Friends say it's good ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody says ♪♪
♪♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ I move like a catCharge like a ram ♪♪
♪♪ Sting like a bee, babeI wanna be your man ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪♪
♪♪ You were meant for me ♪♪
♪♪ Yeah, I'm your boy ♪♪
♪♪ Your 20th Century toy ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ Friends say it's fineFriends say it's good ♪♪
♪♪ Everybody says ♪♪
♪♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪♪
♪ ♪
[all] M-I-N-X!
M-I-N-X!
-What club is this?-[all] Club Minx!
Yeah! So good!
So sexy, guys!
That was excellent.Really good, really good.
Hey, tip these guys out, okay?Give 'em some real money.
I'm so proud of you guys!
Block off '73 and '74!
We got a fucking hit!I love you guys so much.
Hey!
[laughs]
You said you wanted a big idea,I gave you gravity, huh?
I haven't been this entertained
since Nat King Cole sungat my wedding.
Oh, I knew it!
But this is just the start!
I want to startwith medium-size markets,
two troupes,East Coast, West Coast.
-really just---Joyce has some concerns.
[Doug] Oh, yeah. I saw you.
You seemed to be very concernedwith my pal Xavier.
The show was really fun.
It was acrobatic,
and the men hadimpressive physiques.
Oh, these boys haverock-hard bodies.
It takes real dedication,and they got it.
-I saw you liking it.-[Joyce laughs]
You throw a great party.
[Doug] Oh, thank you.
But I don't want to bethe host of it.
It just--it wasn't Minx.
Well, what are youtalking about, right?
Minx is so much morethan a magazine now.
We can be whatever the fuckwe want, right?
No one at our level
is claiming sexualityand intelligence
with equal confidence,
and this was oneof those things, but it just--
I don't see a worldwhere it ever becomes both.
You said you wantedto be wowed, right?
Well, were youfucking wowed tonight?
Yes, and as muchas I enjoyed myself,
I have to defer to Joyce.
That was our deal.
But Joyce, you look at that.
Sexual liberation on display.
Doug, the answer is no.
I'm sorry.
[singer] ♪♪ And she treats me ♪♪
♪♪ Like I don't care ♪♪
I can barely hearthe "fuck you."
-[Richie] Joyce loved them.-Of course she did.
-These are amazing.-[Richie] Mm.
Bathhouse would've beenbetter.
You weren't really gonna doa retrospective, were you?
No.Even I know that's a bad idea.
Hmm.
You know, you're really good
at this wholemanaging people thing.
[Tina] It's my job.
But I'm not sure I like itwhen you do it to me.
Sometimes you're the job.
But you're worth it.
Look what you can do.
You think anyone else knowshow good we are?
♪ ♪
Not a chance.
[singer]♪♪ To have and to hold ♪♪
♪♪ To say in my soul ♪♪
[Shelly] Chin up, okay?
No one can take awaywhat you did out there.
[sighs]
Oh...
Hey, I know it hurts.
I mean,I only worked on it a day,
and I'm very disappointed.
I can't imaginehow you're feeling.
When you dream something up
and someone just takes itaway...
I don't think I have it in me.
Business is so mean.
It is mean,
but you just needa good night's sleep, you know?
Oh. [sighs]
[Bambi]Will you stay a little longer?
I just need a friend.
I don't want to be alonetonight.
♪ ♪
You know what?I wish I could, but I just--
I--I have to get home.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
♪ ♪
What a waste.
[siren wailing in distance]
You know, I haven't had a bosssince I was 16 years old,
and now I have two,
and one of themis Joyce fucking Prigger.
I was wondering whenyou were gonna figure that out.
I have been busting my ass.
I've been working so hard,Tines.
And what do I have to showfor it?
A Rolls-Royce,a six-figure deal,
and...how many Speedos did you buy?
Minimum was 2,000.
I got a little cockyand bought 4,000.
You could uh, slap a Minx logoon 'em.
Please don't.
What do you saywe hop in your fancy car,
drive up the coast,
get lostwhere no one can reach us?
[Doug sighs]
Only if you driveso I can get drunk in the car.
[chuckles] Deal.
[knock at door]
You never said goodbye.
[inhales deeply]
I was toldnot to interrupt the talent.
-I made a mistake.-[Joyce chuckles]
I wanted you there, it's just--I don't know.
Sometimes--sometimesI get caught up.
You're a star, Graham.
And you should enjoy that.
I plan on doing the same.
Just not with you.
Come on.
-Don't be mad.-I'm not.
Look, we had a lot of fun,
and you introduced meto my new favourite hotel.
[chuckles]
All right. Okay.
Yeah.
Well, can we at least just--
-Good night, Graham.-Okay.
If you change your mind...
I'll be over here.
[door closes]
[breathing deeply]
-Was that---Yeah.
[Jim Sullivan's "Whistle Stop"playing]
♪ ♪
[Jim] ♪♪ ThunderAnd lightning in my eyes ♪♪
♪♪ And when the train ♪♪
♪♪ Began to move ♪♪
♪♪ Then she waved goodbyeTo being for a while ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ All the air ♪♪
♪♪ Just seemed quite foggyTo me ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ We have spoken in a way ♪♪
♪♪ And I knew ♪♪
♪♪ That I had known herBefore this day ♪♪
♪♪ Echoing inside the ♪♪
♪♪ Memories ♪♪
♪♪ Still unknown to me ♪♪
♪♪ Do you know the feeling? ♪♪
♪♪ Can you love someone ♪♪
♪♪ You've only metA while ago ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ Is it just a life ♪♪
♪♪ A lifetime gone ♪♪
♪ ♪
♪♪ Sing ba-da-da-daDa-da-da-da ♪♪
♪♪ Da-da-da, da-da-da ♪♪
♪♪ Ba-da-da-da-da, da-da-da ♪♪