- [Maggie] Hey.- Maggie!
[Maggie] It's onlya matter of time
before Georgegives you a byline.
You are so beyond a researcher.
- We both are.- Thank you.
You're more than happy
to lap up the attentionwhen it suits you.
You're more than happybasking in my reflection.
- Should we have sex now?- Oh, no.
I, um... I-I can'tdo that again.
- What?- We need to be friends.
[Richie] You think anyoneelse knows how good we are?
Not a chance.
[Doug] You know,
I haven't have a bosssince I was 16 years old.
And now I have two,
and one of them isJoyce fucking Prigger.
[Constance] I've decided tonot move forward with Beyond.
I need you to comeup with more ideas...
Your big Renetti ideas.
Well, were youfucking wowed tonight?
I have to defer to Joyce.
Doug, the answer's no.
[funky music fades]
[singer] ♪ You... ♪
[Joyce sighs]
Are you really not gonnaspeak to me this entire ride?
[music continues playing softly]
I'm sorry I vetoedyour dance troupe.
Well, it could'vebeen a revolution.
Historically, I don'tthink revolutions
- involve that much baby oil.- Okay.
Listen, Doug, it wasn't...
If you say "it wasn't personal"to me one more time, Joyce...
It wasn't.
I'm just gettinghammered on all sides.
I mean, Connie killsmy science magazine.
You murder my sexy boys.
I'm on the goddamn schneid.
"Schneid's" a losing streak.
That's what you callschmoozing in Sin City...
Cutting international deals
and bathed in glorious neonsurrounded by games of chance?
I'm selling foreignrights to Minx, Joyce.
I'm not exactly attendingFrank Sinatra's birthday party.
No, that's nextweekend. [chuckles]
Me back in Vegas...This is a huge mistake.
This town has anose for failure,
and I got thefucking stink, so...
You know, this cityshouldn't even be here.
It's an oasis builton hustle and moxie.
This is where people cometo turn their luck around.
[upbeat jazzy music plays]
♪ ♪
Oh...
- [Doug grunts]- Thank you.
- [Doug] Thanks, boss.- Would you look around?
- [Doug] Yeah.- [Joyce] Oh, come on.
How can you bedepressed in Vegas?
[Doug] I'm notdepressed. It's just...
[Joyce] Thank you.
- [slot machines ringing]- Man, I miss that sound...
Money and tears. [chuckles]
"A statelypleasure-dome decree."
You know, maybeyou're right, Joycey.
Maybe things are getting better.
- [person] Renetti.- Yeah.
This is for '65, fuckhead.
[singer] ♪ If you want it ♪
♪ If you want it, baby ♪
♪ Get on it, ah! ♪
♪ If you want it ♪
[Richie] I thinkwe got the shot.
- [person] Whoo.- [person 2] Thank you.
- [Bambi] Good match, everyone.- Hey.
- Killer forehand, bro.- Thanks, man.
Nice work, boys, nice work.
This issue's gonna be huge.
Our readers love aclean-cut sportsman or two.
[Tina] Sorry I'm late.
Got caught arguingad rates with Kotex.
I hope you didn't caveto those terrorists.
Tampax will pay usdouble for exclusivity.
That would meanbreaking our contract.
Oh, well, they might tryand wiggle out themselves
if the environmentis inhospitable.
I guess I'll get creative.
I guess you will.
Another masterpiece, Ricardo.
[Richie] Honestly,you didn't miss much.
Prigger special, rackets,dick, oh, look, there's a lady.
- She's in power.- The usual.
Last chance, Richie, okay?
The boys are coming,too. It's gonna be fun.
Uh, me and Danny still havesome work we need to finish up.
You go on ahead.
Hold on. What's happening here?
We're hitting the Palomino towatch the Battle of the Sexes.
- It's the event of the year.- Ooh, I'm racing home to watch.
I wouldn't miss BillieJean for the world.
Did I tell you...
About your chance encounterson the junior-tennis circuit?
Holmby Hills in '62.
Well, don't forgetToluca Lake in '65
She complimented my skort.
- Wow.- You know, I like tennis.
- Oh, I would've invited you.- [Richie] She would've said no.
- Yeah, you do always say no.- Okay, maybe lately.
That doesn't mean Idon't want to be invited.
Yeah, but you're ascendingto the corporate plane,
leaving us mortals behind,but we're very proud of you.
I'm still here, on thefun plane, being fun.
Let's watch here!
- [Shelly] Oh.- [Tina] It'll be great.
Just like old times.
Uh, t-that'sactually a bad idea.
Yeah, fancy new offices,plush carpet, our bosses...
Are out of here and donegiving us unnecessary feedback.
I'm in charge.
Good Time Tina says watchparty at Bottom Dollar!
[all cheering]
[upbeat funky music plays]
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪ What you want ♪
♪ ♪
♪ See it in motion ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Hear her talk ♪
♪ ♪
♪ You got to sell the notion ♪
♪ ♪
♪ That you wantTo follow her ♪
♪ Wherever she goes ♪
[Joyce chuckles softly]
Well, look at you.You look sharp.
- Thank you.- [Doug chuckles]
My outfit's the openingvolley on my panel remarks.
I thinking of saying, "I'm hereto talk female demographics,
but I'm also quite fun."
Oh, right, your, uh,chitchat thing, huh?
- [clears throat]- You mean me forging
essential bonds withother professional women?
Shouldn't you be forging somefiscal bonds of your own?
No need.
- What happened?- Nothing.
I just don't have tohustle for buyers.
They came to me.
What, in the 30 minutesit took me to change?
That's enough timeto fuck things up
but not make things good?
Look, concierge had a stackof these for me at check-in.
My room is fullof fruit baskets.
Everybody wants in.
So all I have to do isplay London off of Paris,
gin up some old grudges fromthe war, you know, Europe shit.
We'll set our own price.
Doug, this is incredible.
Yeah, if I can get all thesedeals done before dinner,
I can get on the lastGreyhound to Los Angeles.
The bus?
Yeah.
I'm tired, Joyce.
[indistinct chatter]
It's possible,verging on probable,
that I have underappreciatedyour contributions.
What? You underappreciated me?
- No.- You brought Constance in.
You pitched herthe global vision,
and now you're aboutto make it happen.
I mean, you shouldrun the thing.
Is that somethingyou'd even want?
To run an internationalpublishing empire?
- Me?- [both] Yeah.
That'd be mildlyappealing, I guess.
But, you know, Connie'sthe big boss on this,
and she'd have to get on board.
No. No, she's beendeferring to me
on everything Minx.
I assure you I willmake my strongest case.
- Well, that's a lot of travel.- [chuckles]
[chuckles] I just don't knowwhere I would call home.
Would it be Buenos Aires,Amsterdam, Monaco? [laughs]
I think London isless debauched,
and, also, it'scommonly acknowledged
to be the center ofinternational publishing,
which would be noneof my business,
because off Americansoil, Minx would be yours.
Ah. [chuckles]
[Riggs] Well, I get alongvery well with a lot of girls.
[laughter]
[Billie] I don't thinkyou give us credit
- for having any brains.- [Shelly scoffs]
Billie's gonna wipe thatsmug smile off his face.
I'm loving this.
I'm rooting for theplucky lesbian, too.
Oh, whoa, whoa. [chuckles]Billie's happily married.
Her husband's a hunky blonde.
Right. Sorry, I'm newto women's tennis.
[Tina] It's a GoodTime Tina recipe.
What are the measurements?
Pour until there's nothing left.
[laughter]
This whole thing's a joke.
Men are better atsports than women, okay?
I'm sorry. I'm notpretending they're not.
Billie Jean's not just a woman.
She's the best ofher generation.
I could return that servewith my hands behind my back.
- [scoffs] Oh, really?- [Dustin] Yeah.
Okay, prove it.
- Prove it?- Yeah, prove it...
Outside, right now, my serve.
Hmm.
- Hands behind my back, lady.- [scoffs]
[announcer]...Astrodome, it'sthe Battle of the Sexes...
Billie Jean Kingversus Bobby Riggs.
[singer] ♪ Anything youcan do I can be part of ♪
[Phil] My money's on Dustin.
There is no beatingtestosterone.
How's he gonna hold the racket?
Telekinesis?
Wasn't on his résumé.
The only special skillhe listed was "abs."
[Phil] Hmm.
♪ ♪
Sorry, Danny needs me for a sec.
It's a darkroom thing.
♪ ♪
- [all cheering]- [Dustin] Hey.
Huh? Huh?
Whoa. He should've listedthat as a special skill.
[Dustin] Little partytrick from my Chico days.
You think this is the firsttime I've seen a penis
stuffed someplaceit doesn't belong?
I got two boys.Come on, love-all.
- All right.- [Bambi] Whoo, Shelly!
- [person] Tough talk.- Thank you.
[person] Tough talk.
[indistinct shouting, laughter]
[Shelly grunts]
- [Dustin grunts] Oh, shit.- [crowd shouts]
- [whistle blows]- [Bambi] Whoo.
[Dustin] Get the racket.
You maim the official,that's a forfeit.
- That was out, second serve.- No, that wasn't out.
What, are you calling me a liar?
Yeah, 'cause it wasnot out. [chuckles]
- Second serve, toots.- Don't call me toots, asshole.
Oh, God.
[rock music plays]
[Bambi] It's okay.You got this.
[indistinct chatter]
[JJ] You got this.
What is he doing?
Come on, wrap it up.
I'm... I'm wrappingit. I'm wrapping it.
- Can you hurry it up?- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
♪ ♪
- [Shelly grunts]- [person] Yes!
- [Dustin grunts]- [person 2] Yeah!
[both grunt]
- [cheering]- [Bambi] Yeah!
- Point.- For me.
The challenge wasreturn the serve.
I did. I win for men.
- Men!- [crowd jeering]
What?
- No. No, no, no.- [all chanting] Men! Men! Men!
Men! Men! Men! Men!
- [Dustin] Uh...- [all chanting] Men! Men! Men!
[chuckles] Guys, I, uh...
- I might be in trouble.- [all chanting] Men! Men! Men!
[person] Ladies and gentlemen,welcome to Meet the New Woman,
all-new women's magazinefor the new woman.
Please take your seats.
Hello. Checkingin. It's Joyce P...
Of course, Ms. Prigger.
Green lanyard for speakers.
Ooh, so official. Thank you.
[softly] Thank you.
Would you mind?
Oh. [chuckles]
My pleasure, Beatrice.Anything for a reader.
This was a good one.
They're all good, Ms. Prigger.
Stop. [chuckles]
Um, have my fellowNew Women checked in?
I'd love to coordinatea group photo.
- Oh, yes, right there.- Thank you.
[soft music playing]
♪ ♪
- [George] Joyce.- George.
I can't turn around
without seeingyour smiling face.
Success agrees with you.
Uh, you're herefor my- my panel?
Sort of. Uh, mymonthly is up there.
I left New Yorkmagazine, started my own.
[Joyce] Gal!
[chuckles] Exclamationmark and everything.
[laughing] Yeah.
Oh, I'm sorry. I must havemissed that on the stands.
Oh, we're still inthe growth mode...
You know, test issuesin select cities.
- Great response so far.- Oh.
Boy, have women been waitingfor someone to figure out
how to combine the personaland political, make it fun.
Gee, I hadn't noticed.
Fellas, meet thefamous Joyce Prigger.
[chuckles sheepishly]
[George] Meet yourfellow panelists.
Marshall Jensen, Healthy Lady.
Gerald Scott, What Women Wear.
Blaine Peters, GoodWoman, Better Kitchen.
Better than what?
[laughter]
Quite the lineup. [chuckles]
Uh, George, I promiseI'll take it easy on you.
Oh, no, no, no,I'm not speaking.
My editor is.
Joyce, look atyou in that dress.
Maggie, this is unexpected.
[Beatrice] We'reabout to begin,
if you'll pleasetake your seats.
- [Joyce chuckles]- Uh, Joyce.
I was hoping that we couldhave a second to chat,
- you know, clear the air.- Oh, we're needed onstage.
[Doug] Nah, if Italy wants in,add another zero, my friend,
and then we can talk.
A zero? Ma che cazzo dici.Doug, that's insanity.
Well, Berlin does not thinkso. They think it's fair.
- Oh, come on.- [Doug] Do me a favor.
Find me when you're ready toplay with the big boys, okay?
- Come on.- No, you come on.
Be fucking serious.
At Minx, when we considerads, we start with the premise
that there's nothingwrong with women,
and diet pills don'tcheck that box.
[chuckles]
You disagree, Marshall?
At Healthy Lady, we run ads
that are relevantto women's lives.
I know that the main galat Gal! feels the same.
Like it or not,
women are interestedin losing weight.
That feels reductive.
Seems like the ladies disagree
- on this one.- [crowd murmurs]
[Maggie] Joyce, Iknow that you...
Minx maintains ahigh-minded approach
in some areas,
but research showswomen want diet pills.
That sells.
I don't know, Maggie.
My magazine justcracked three million,
and we didn't haveto convince women
that their bodies were aproblem in need of fixing
to get there.
Uh-oh, the claws are coming out.
[laughter]
[Richie sighs] Oh,my dinner's in there.
- What happened?- The male ego.
He was proving thatmen are superior,
and he nailed it.
How you doing, Dustin?
[Dustin] She said thecold would make it shrink,
- but it's starting to burn.- Where have you been?
[Shelly] Whoo! Yes!
- Bow down, Bobby, bow down!- [object shatters]
I need to handlewhatever that is.
Ugh! Gross. Is that glue?
Uh, Danny spilled some...
You've really gotto get in there.
That was a lot ofglass breaking.
[sighs] I don't know what youand Danny have been up to,
but these are yourmodels, too, so fix this.
- Please.- [Bambi grunts]
Oh.
Pick around theglue, basically fine.
Oh, who won?
Who won that set,Phil? Say it, punk.
- [Phil, softly] Billie Jean.- [Shelly] No, louder, Phil.
- [Phil] Billie Jean.- [Shelly] That's right.
Goddamn right! Onlyone more to go.
- [laughs]- Yay, Billie Jean.
Maybe we celebrateher on the ground.
No lady business from you.
This is tennis timeright now, okay?
I don't want yourbig-eye lady smiles.
Get out of here.
[Bambi] What's ournext move, boss?
[Tina] I don't know. Um...
Wait a second. Areyou shadowing me?
Jumped off the Doug busonto the Tina train?
Yes.
It's just... you're alwayscalm in the eye of the storm,
and I got so investedin Club Minx,
I just want to becool, like you.
I don't want to beyour role model.
I just want to have fun.
Why won't anyonelet me have fun?
Oh, come on, lookat that drop shot!
Oh, do you love that?
- So, uh, Lenny at home or...- [laughing]
[Tina] ...the office, incase you needed to call?
An aggressive woman on thecourt, taking what she wants!
- I mean, look at this.- [Joyce] Mm-hmm.
First, she rips you off,
then she tells youyou're doing it wrong.
[Gerald] Takes a lotof nerve, Maggie.
You don't even give outcirculation numbers,
and we all know what that means.
- [laughter]- Well, we're new...
An emerging voice.
- More like a whisper.- [laughter]
[Joyce stammers]
Yes, Gal! has somecreative overlap with Minx,
but Maggie's also bringinga different perspective,
which is somethingI find thrilling.
- [crowd murmurs]- What?
[Joyce] This is awomen's magazine panel.
Maggie belongs here. It'syou I'm not so sure about.
- [crowd murmurs]- Watch yourself, missy.
He's been doing this sincebefore you were born.
Well, maybe that's the problem.
[laughter]
[upbeat funk music plays]
♪ ♪
You sure you wantto risk that dough?
You're gonna need it if youwant a shot at Minx, bud.
[chuckling] Hit me.
Oh!
[laughs] Lady Luck!
[laughs] I got it today.
Why is it when you see twowomen stepping into power,
your first instinct is topit them against each other?
- That is not what's...- Well, I can only assume
- it's because they're afraid.- [crowd murmurs]
[announcer] Billie Jean Kingis brimming with confidence.
[Shelly] Old Man River'snot getting to that.
[cheering and shouting]
Yes! You can do it!
- [person] Come on! Come on!- [cheering continues]
Is that why you don't havea single woman listed here,
but you do have five Johnson your editorial staff?
- What do you have over there?- Three Peters and two Pauls.
- And not even one Mary.- [laughter]
I'll have you knowwe've invested heavily
in several women wholeft us in the lurch
by going off and having babies.
Well, it sounds to me likethey wanted to look after
one whining infant insteadof an office full of them.
Mothers want to be athome with their babies.
Just ask my wife.
Oh, there are a lot of things
I'd like to askyour wife, Blaine.
[clicks tongue] Thatain't one of them.
[announcer] Matchpoint. Beautiful.
[cheers and applause on TV]
[people cheeringand laughing wildly]
[Richie and Danny laughing]
Tell me you dealt with the dick.
In-in a way, yes.
- [laughs]- [Tina] What the...
[Richie] JJ had a lot of advice
on the smartest wayto handle the problem,
so I suggested that weuse the scientific method
to see if we canduplicate the results.
- And we did.- [laughter]
It's not funny.
You wish your dicks werebig enough to get stuck.
Yeah, it was a lot of that.
[laughing] Men are so dumb.
[Richie and Danny snicker]
[Joyce] Is it badto say that was fun?
Oh, my God, the lookon Marshall's face
when you asked forhis home address...
What? He promised to starthiring female staffers.
The ladies need a placeto send their résumés.
- Oh, my God, I miss this.- [Joyce chuckles]
Look, what... whathappened in New York...
[Joyce] Oh, no, it'sbehind us. It's...
It's just so good to see you.
I finally have a friendI can actually talk to.
[Doug] Can I have a word,Prigger, please, alone?
[Joyce] Pardon mymale counterpart.
Oh, right. Okay. [chuckles]
- What?- Do you hate me?
Is that it? Do you hate me?
No, I've even takento complimenting you
- behind your back.- [Doug] Oh, you have?
Then why are you sabotagingme? I don't understand.
[Joyce] What?
[Doug] The panel...What the hell was that?
An hour ago, Gal!was nothing, right?
But then you take the spotlightthat is directly on us,
and you move it right on them.
- [scoffs]- [Doug] Why?
No, there's room for morethan one woman-led magazine.
Then why do I have abunch of European buyers
who all of a suddenhave cold feet?
You made them think thatthere was a cheap alternative.
Come on, Maggie'snot our competition.
- Well, she is now...- [scoffs]
- [Doug] ...because of you.- Mm-hmm.
So fix this. Play the game.
What is the pointin being number one
if you can't changehow the game is played?
I can't do thiswith you right now.
- Doug... Oh, my God.- [Doug] Just fix it.
[slot machine cranking,coin clatters]
- Come on!- [buzzer sounds]
- [bell ringing]- Back on the schneid!
First female presidentthis decade...
I would bet mykids' lives on it.
[Lenny] Shell,sweetheart, how you doing?
- Oh, it's my hubby!- [Lenny] You okay? All right.
[Shelly] Hi! [laughs]
Ooh, he's a doctor, kind of.
He can save the penises.
Well, strictlyabove the neck here.
Oh, but we've got awhole car full of drugs.
We hand them out to ourfriends at dinner parties.
[Lenny] Ooh, shh!Warning... career jeopardy.
- I would never do that.- He's so supportive.
He's just likeBillie Jean's Larry.
[clears throat] You know what?Why don't I run to the car?
I'll get my bag, see if I canhelp you fellas out, okay?
Uh, do... do you guyshave some latex gloves?
Oh, we should havesome left over
from the naked-nursesshoot, which I will go get.
- I'll come with you.- [Tina] No.
Do you feel it? Do you feelit? It's the year of the woman.
[Richie] Now.
- [camera shutter clicks]- Oh.
That's our money shot.
[Tina] What the hell is this?
[bowl clatters]
Are you shooting food porn?
General Mills lovedmy portfolio, okay?
They asked me if Icould take a swing
at bringing my signature look
to their novelty-cereal line.
On spec?
[sighs] I need acreative outlet, okay?
You know that I haven't beenfeeling fulfilled lately.
- What if this is my calling?- This?
Tiny marshmallows never jammedtennis rackets on their cocks.
Okay.
As your friend, I am thrilledpeople are seeing your talent.
As managing editor,
I have to tell you, you'rein breach of contract.
You're exclusive to Minx.
Wow.
Okay, good to know.
On spec?
Have I taught you nothing?
[singer] ♪ Well, I'mmakin' all right ♪
[chorus] ♪ Well, I'mmakin' all right ♪
[singer] ♪ From Mondaymorning Till Friday night ♪
♪ Oh, those lonely weekends ♪
[Maggie laughs]
Really went for thejugular back there.
Give a guy some warning.
I apologize if I was pointed,but I stand by what I said.
I never would've agreed tohelp you with your little show
if I'd known it wasgonna go down like that.
Right. Our little show.
Maggie told me youwere on the same page.
I guess we, uh, strayedfrom the... the plan,
- uh, a bit.- [Marshall] A bit?
What happened to melighting the match?
Get the conference buzzing?
I guess we took itin another direction.
Huh. Well, next timeleave me out of it.
I didn't come hereto be embarrassed.
Neither did I.
♪ ♪
You were right.Gal!'s a problem.
Great. Finally. Let's getyou talking to France, okay?
The guy's a... Well,he's a bit of a perv,
so if there'sanything you can do...
What? No, that's disgusting.I have a different idea.
If it has a whiff of kumbaya...
No, actually, I was thinking
of something a littlemore aggressive.
Ugh.
This isn't gonna hurt one bit,
and even if it did, I knowyou're gonna be so tough.
You, uh, have a greatbedside manner...
Very cool under pressure.
Well, I recently went through
a male-dance-revue-relatedheartbreak,
so I'm exploring nonattachment.
- I'm studying the Tina method.- Hmm.
Smart going with the ten gauge.
- It's good for increased...- Maneuverability?
- [chuckles] Yeah.- How did you know that?
Well, I did backgroundwork on MASH.
I was Hot Lips' hotter protégé,
but then I died in asubmarine accident.
In a land war?
Yeah, they never take my notes.
[Shelly] Aw. Friends.
[Tina] Tell methis is gonna work.
Well, assuming phallusesrespond exactly like molars,
we're in business.
- [JJ] Hell, no. No, no, no, no!- [Dustin] No, absolutely not.
You're not gonna stick that upmy dick... you're a dentist!
Wow, wow, wow, not too bad.
- [Ugo] Pretty good.- [Maggie giggles]
Deal me in.
Oh, thank God you're here.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Oh, don't sell yourself short.
I am so glad thatwe've reconnected.
You know, I had afeeling we would.
If we could get past sophomoreyear, we can survive anything.
Right?
I mean, we've beenfriends forever.
Nothing could ever change that.
[Maggie] Mm.
[funky music plays]
♪ ♪
Can you believe those men?
It is so desperate to pitus against each other.
[scoffs] They're the worst.
I will raise.
It's like you said...They're threatened
when they see two strongwomen supporting each other.
And if we can't be there foreach other, then who will?
Right?
All-in.
Why not?
[Joyce] Oh. Well...
Sorry. It's justbeginner's luck.
- [chuckles]- No, you deserved it.
[George] Nicely played, Joyce.
I guess you reallyare all grown-up.
Excited to be workingwith you again.
What?
Oh, meet our newowner and publisher.
- We've been acquired.- [Doug] Welcome to the family.
- [chuckles]- [George] Yeah.
How wonderful.
It was nice playingwith you, Maggie.
- [Doug] See you.- [George] Yep.
[Bambi] Okay. Comeon, be my brave boys.
[Lenny] You can havea lolly afterwards,
if that'll make it better...You can choose the flavor.
[JJ sighs] This is allBillie Jean's fault.
- She's not even hot.- [Shelly] How dare you?
You know, you two have a lotof opinions and nothing else.
- But I...- No, no, the only things
I should be hearingfrom you are, "Ow,"
"Sorry for ruining your night,"
and, "I should'vebeen nicer to my mom,"
because if you spewedthis much bullshit
in the half day being here,
18 years must've beena fucking nightmare.
You're not good enough tostring Billie Jean's racket...
Just two JV morons who jammedtheir only redeeming quality
into an aluminum tube.
And women are supposedto find you sexy?
[laughs] Please.
The only thing anyonehere is feeling is pity.
[JJ groans in relief]
[rackets clattering]
- [JJ and Dustin sigh in relief]- [Tina chuckles]
[Connie] Wow, looks likeI missed all the fun.
Tina, moment alone?
[rock music playing softly]
♪ ♪
[clears throat] Betweenus, there was, like,
a ten-percent chance it wasgonna make them sterile, so...
[Tina] Let meexplain what you say.
[Connie] I know what I saw.
I just came back toshare some good news
from our friends in Las Vegas.
And the last thing you expectedwas to come back to chaos.
- [Connie] Well...- I lost control.
And regained it.
We work in media, notBuckingham Palace.
[chuckles] I promise I'mnot normally that mean
to the models.
- They probably deserved it.- Mm-hmm.
Why don't you makeus a cocktail,
and we'll have a little chatabout this company's future?
And yours.
Sounds good to me.
[Shelly] That was incredible!
- Billie beat him!- It was. Yeah.
Yeah, she can dowhatever she wants.
- She's free. I just...- [grunts] Sure bet.
She came straight down, andshe showed that Bobby Riggs...
[Lenny] Whoops,whoops, you all right?
- [Shelly] Yeah.- [Lenny] Good?
- [Shelly] I'm okay.- [Lenny] Okay.
[Shelly] You know shecomplimented my skort, right?
So Joyce can go offand write a book,
but I glance at a marshmallow,
and I'm history'sgreatest monster.
Hmm.
I don't get it. Arewe not enough for you?
[Richie sighs]No, it's not you.
This whole place has changed.
Doug's bouncing aroundlike some lost boy.
Joyce doesn't listento me anymore.
Tina's all business.
I'm trying to get minebefore it's too late.
- Well, what about me?- You'll be fine.
Everyone loves you.
[singer] ♪ Oh, crazy ♪
[Richie sighs]
[singer] ♪ For thinking ♪
♪ That my love could hold you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm crazy for trying ♪
[Doug] Europe is ours.
Minx is goingglobal. [chuckles]
- [both] Cheers.- [Doug] It's unbelievable.
I'm so impressed.
Shifting gears fromseller to buyer,
buying up Gal! just to kill it,
that's a big move, Joycey.
I didn't know you had it in you.
- Neither did I.- [Doug chuckles]
♪ ♪
Is it supposed to...
to feel this, uh...
This what? Good?
Yeah, that's the thrill of it.
And your pal Connie...She's over the fucking moon.
She loves this shit.
Yeah, she did soundpretty pleased.
Yeah.
I don't know. Thisdoesn't make me evil?
No.
Makes you the queen.
[singer] ♪ Crazy... ♪
[Joyce] Hit the tables?
- No, we should go home.- Our rooms are comped.
Nothing in Vegas is free.
Let's leave while we're up.
Trust me. Let'sleave while we're up.
[singer] ♪ I'mcrazy for trying ♪
♪ Crazy for crying ♪
♪ Crazy for loving you ♪
♪ ♪
["Gamblin' Man" plays]
♪ ♪
[singer] ♪ I am theroving gambler ♪
♪ I've gambled all around ♪
♪ Wherever I meetWith a deck of cards ♪
♪ I lay my money down ♪
♪ Lay my money down ♪
♪ I lay my money down ♪
♪ I've gambled Downin Washington ♪
♪ I've gambled up in Maine ♪
♪ I'm on my way to Georgia ♪
♪ To gamble my last game ♪
♪ Gamble my last game ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
♪ You know I love you well ♪
♪ But the love I haveFor this gambling man ♪
♪ No human tongue can tell ♪
♪ Mother, oh, dear Mother ♪
♪ I'll tell you if I can ♪
♪ If you see meComing back again ♪
♪ I'll be Withthis gambling man ♪
♪ ♪