Burn in hell, zombie nun.
Come on, hushwa breath.
Zombie diddler.
Grandson?
- Grandson?- Yeah?
Don't you thinkit's time that you
maybe started cleaningup around here?
One second, Grandma.
Let me slice my way toa checkpoint real quick.
Well, your relativesare at the door.
They want to take youout for some hamburgers.
Could you...
Could you just tell them I'llcatch up with them later?
It's a beautiful day out there.
You could just goout on the porch
and visit them for a while.
- You know?- Look, I'll...
I-I'll clean up today, but...
could you please,please, please tell them
I'm sick or something?
- All right, cvpon.- Thank you, Grandma.
But you need to get out of here.You've been in here too long.
You're startingto look stehvtke.
I'm sorry. Cheese has atouch of the sniffles,
so I don't think he'sgonna make it out today.
Oh, uh, okay.
Hopefully he gets better soon.
Can you, uh, tellhim we miss him?
Yeah. Tell him to quitacting like that. Fuck.
- I knew it.- For fuck's sake, man.
That's worse than I thought.
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
Have fun.
- Geez, it's bright.- Yep, I got him.
Let's get rolling.
I still don't knowwhat's going on.
Don't worry about it.
Just go with your uncles.They'll take good care of you.
How long you been inthat room? Whole week?
I don't know. What day is it?
Friday, shit.
Ooh, time flies whenyou're fighting zombies.
- You guys want to try it?- Uh-uh.
Nah, young'n, wefight real zombies,
not fake ones on TV.
What kind of zombiesdo you guys fight?
Ones you can't see.
The guilt in your hearts?
Hey.
No.
Society. Racists.
Bad guys.
- Mainstream science.- Yeah.
The Man.
Then what are youguys doing here?
We're on a mission.
Operation: Nephew Rescue.
- Ho!- Hop in.
Oh.
Holy shit,you kind of stink.
♪ Well, we spent last winter ♪
♪ Dancing at theking's ballroom... ♪
What are we doing out here?
Field trips.
National history museum.
Real history museum.
We're gonna go in there,
and we're gonna catch some fish,
and you're gonnalearn to provide.
And then you're gonnalearn to be a man today.
Ah!
You're running point.
I don't even knowwhat that means.
It means you lead the way.
What if we don't catch any fish?
I brought somefrankfurter sandwiches.
- No worries.- Skoden.
- ♪ Frankfurter ♪- Sko.
♪ Frankfurter ♪
♪ Frankfurter sandwiches. ♪
Come on, men.
There's no time to rest.
If you ain't moving,you ain't surviving.
Go that way.
Holy fuck. Shit.
He's gonna dull my blade.
It's already dull.
Hey, you everput a tent together?
- I haven't.- Come on.
- I'll show you.- Shit.
We're Indian. Wedon't sleep in no tent.
Might as well bring yourwhole house out here.
I sleep in a hammock.
Yeah, under all these trees,
that owl's gonna shiton your ol' beady eyes.
Well, it's a good thing I sleepwith my eyes closed, unlike you.
Hey, y'all watch.
He sleeps with his eyes wideopen like a damn stekini.
It's to keep an eye on you.
Oh, fuck, they're gonna fight.
- Here.- You look like a dead man.
I'll show you deadman, up your bum.
Yeah, yeah, you wish.
Take me away.
- Go ahead, then.- Fuck you want me to do?
Holy shit.
Do you have instructions?
Yeah, I got some instructions.
Hold on. Hold on there.
Look at their eyes. Huh.
- Look at that.- Quit that shit.
Pay attention.
Watch how I do it.
Take one of these little minnowsright here like this, see?
Mm-hmm.
All right. Hook him right there.
By the gill.
And go like that.
All right. Now you do it.
Aren't thesesupposed to be alive?
Just put it on the hook.
Okay.
Holy shit. Give it here, then.
Damn.
Ah.
The great outdoors.
Thought we talkedabout this, Brownie.
Shit.
Said you wouldn't blaze up infront of the kid, goddamn it.
It's not a drug. It's medicine.
That shit will slowyour brain down.
That's the point.
What's Bucky doing?
Oh, that's theold Muscogee way of fishing.
Drunk root.
They grind that root down,pound it down to a powder,
then they splash it aroundthe water like that,
and the fish aresupposed to get drunk.
And then they justfloat up to the surface
and you grab 'em andyou put 'em in your bag!
You know, that'sactually a pretty good idea.
Scaring the fish awayis what he's doing!
Bucky! Hey. Quit that.
Holy shit, that guy.
Hey, you can join me outhere if you want to, cvpon.
You know, it just rained a lot,
so there's probably alot of E. coli, so...
No, thanks.
What the fuck's E. coli?
So, you just...
throw it out, reel it in...
and eat it?
This is riveting.
Nah, that's not what it's about.
You got to change thatcolonized mindset, nephew.
You know, it's notabout the fish.
You got to turn thatinternal pressure gauge off.
Got your mind going so fast.
Look at that dirt on the ground.
Go ahead, touch it.
Pick it up. Takea good look at it.
Smell it.
There's nothing like thatanywhere else in the world.
It exists only here.
And you're a big partof that right now.
Take a big breath.
That air you're takingin is all the medicine
and chemicals fromall these trees
going right into your lungs.
That's healing.
Now, quiet.
Listen real good.
- What am I listening for?- Shh.
Listen.
Gross!
- Disgusting.- That's it.
That's it. That's whatit's all about, see?
It's about us being outhere in nature together.
I'm just gonnakeep my mouth covered
till the smell goes away.
Oh, fuck, got bites.
- Hey.- Get it, get it.
- Goddamn it.- Oh.
Shit, I had one.
Ah.
Quit fucking cheating, Bucky.
Fucker.
It ain't right.
♪ Frankfurter sandwich. ♪
This is the key.
Get some good oil,some Himalayan salt.
Can't go wrong.
I carry this stuff withme everywhere I go.
It's good medicine.
So, um...
What's going on withyou, youngblood?
I don't know, it's...
My friends are older than I am,
and it just feelslike the differences
between me and them are justgetting bigger and bigger.
Eventually, they'llfind other people and...
leave me behind.
Like everyone else.
Guess I'm just...
consciously pushing them away.
I don't know.
Well, you know...
we're all connectedon a molecular level.
So, even if you'renot seeing them,
the, uh, quantum thread
cannot be disentangled.
What?
Uh, let me put it this way.
Uh, the soul contract
cannot be, um, untethered.
What?
These are bonds youdon't want to break.
Food almost ready?
Almost.
Uh, I'm gonna need somemore firewood, though, soon.
Aho. Cheese. Sko.
Holy shit, hurry up.
Take you out here in the woodsand introduce you to Bigfoot.
Got to be on the lookoutwhen you're out here.
Bigfoot country.
Get reports on him all the time.
Big, do you reallybelieve in Bigfoot?
One doesn't believe in Bigfoot.
Bigfoot don't care ifyou believe or not.
He's out there.
What if you never seen a dog?
Or a rhinoceros?
Somebody showed you a drawing,said this is out there?
Shit, you'd thinkthey was crazy.
Humans are stupid.
Never forget that.
I guess I just wish Icould see one, you know,
if they're... if they'rereally out there.
Hey, quit that. Don'tbe calling up spirits.
Sure as shit they'll show up.
Spit on that ground.
Spit so those thoughtsleave your head in that way.
Holy Christ.
I seen him. Four of 'em.
- For real?- Yeah.
Yeah, I was about your age.
Just alone out in thewoods when I saw them.
Were they hairy?
Well, they allwere kind of, back then.
You know, women didn't shave.
I actually liked it better.
It's organtic.
What?
Huh?
Oh, yeah, Bigfoot.
Yeah, fuck. What, doyou think he shaved?
I don't know.
Started with that smell.
What'd it smell like?
Hard to explain.
If youhad to describe it.
Stink.
What'd it do?
It just kind of...stared me a long time.
Felt like forever.
Yeah, I remember I had one tear
just kind of fall downmy cheek real slow-like.
Then what happened?
Shh. Christ.
I'm sorry, it's just...
You're good at storytelling.Full of suspense, you know?
I know.
Then they just walked away.
Oh.
That's... anticlimactic.
So what lesson did youget from that, hmm?
Don't be apervert in the woods?
No. Shit.
Sometimes we need to cryeven though we don't know it?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's right, aho, aho.
Also Bigfoot is real. Hmm?
Says you.
Shitass.
- What are you even looking for?- Kindling.
Get that fire going.
Ah, good greens, good greens.
Oh, got the goodgreens for you here.
Mm, you're gonna love it.
And I got a homemadehot sauce here
that you need to just sprinkle.
One dab will do ya.
Let me have that.
Oh, mvto, mvto.
You know, fish justdon't taste the same
after I bustedthose fish fuckers.
Yeah, you gotto drench it in hot sauce.
I'm warning you.
Ah, shit, I eat hot coals.
I eat ghost peppers like candy.
There we go.
Ho.
Bon appétit.
Mm.
Mm. Good.
Holy fuck, Bucky.
Jesus Christ, whatwas in that shit?
I told you.
It's my own mix of ghostpeppers and jalapeños.
But, uh, you know, thetype doesn't matter.
It's how you grow it.But, and when I tell you
that one dab will do you...
I'll fucking arrestyour goddamn ass.
♪ Life was filledwith guns and war ♪
♪ And everyone gottrampled on the floor ♪
♪ I wish we'd all been ready ♪
♪ Children died,the days grew cold ♪
♪ A piece of bread couldbuy a bag of gold... ♪
♪ I wish we'd allbeen ready... ♪
You ever sword-fight?
Hey, quit that. Shit.
Ugh.
So, what now?
This.
- This?- Yeah.
This is what we do in the woods.
You're just not used to it.
You guys don't playcharades or guessing games?
- I have an idea.- Huh?
Why don't we dosomething that I learned
when I was at the boys' home?
So, we'd get a stick...
- Yeah?- Person who has the stick
would talk, and thenwe'd pass it around.
I'll go first.
My name's Cheese.
My pronouns are he, him and his.
Ah, shit.
And...
I think I'm apretty happy person.
Generally speaking.
Um...
I'm Brownie.
I'm a sex addict.
Fuck.
And, um...
And...
uh, I guess I'm glad to be here.
Hello. This thing working?
Ah, well, I'm... I'm Bucky.
And, uh, my pronouns arethe same as Cheese's.
- I'm just happy to be here.- Aho.
Well, see? We'regetting somewhere.
Ah.
How about you,Big? How you feeling?
What do you mean?
Your emotions. How you feeling?
Well...
I'm Big and...
oh, I don't know, shit.
Well, I guess Irealized that I've...
been bottling up a lot of pain.
You know, as men,you know, we're...
taught not to recognizethose feelings and...
And, um...
Lost a friend.
Two of 'em.
Ah, I put that all on myself.
But I knew in myheart, you know?
I was... I was trying to help.
I was trying to bea... a good man.
You know what?
I was just...
avoiding it, you know?
And that guilt.
Fuck, it started eatingme up in that way.
I realized that we allmake mistakes.
And it's okay.
Let it out.
All right.
Just let it all out.
Okay.
W-We had a friend that we lost.
- He died?- No.
We just lost him.
He...
I-I don't think heknew that he could...
rely on us.
He...
Yeah.
He-he had nobody.
Uh...
And, uh...
You remind us of that friend.
His name was Maximus.
And your grandma...
she saw you were pullingaway, you know, like him.
And...
something happened, you know?
We didn't believe him.
He needed us, and, um...
We turned our back on him.
I mean, there was...
no way you could've known.
I should've.
I should've known 'cause...
Well, we're just men, you know?
We don't know everything.
We make mistakes and...
We don't know shit!
You know...
this was more effectivethan I thought.
I don't know Maximus,
but I promise I won'tturn out like him.
Okay.
I have you guys.
I have my grandma.
My friends.
Yeah.
And I'll, uh...
see them as much as I can.
Yeah. That's good. Yeah.
Aho, shit.
Let's go watch that sunset, huh?
About to get dark.
- Yeah.- Oh!
I have to make aphone call first.
Yeah, thank you all for bringingout this bounty, youngbloods.
- Aho. - Aho.- Aho.
Now we're living offthe fat of the land.
♪ Love me now I am home ♪
♪ Ignore the days Ileft you here alone ♪
♪ Dream of some... ♪
♪ Hours hold up your dream now ♪
♪ What we need. ♪
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