-[electricity crackling]
-Let's move, team. See you on the other side.
-[whooshing through portal]
-Come here! Ah! -[smooching]
-Whoa! Wait a minute. Are those two...?
-Married? Yeah. You're the last one to know.
-Fuck!
-[whoosh]
-It's done. The League of Freedom
has returned to the past.
With any luck, they'll see to it this future never happens.
-[warbling]
-Did they do it? Saturn, Groaner--
do you feel different?
-[screeching]
-Oh fuck me. What did those idiots do?
-[roaring, flesh tearing]
-E--Everybody cool out.
Titanium Lex, you are under arrest.
We--We can do this the hard way, or we can do this the easy way.
-No. My way. -[shing]
-Pointy spiky thing, pointy spiky thing!
-What? Oh!
-Holy shit! -Heh.
-Aah! Ooh! Aah.
I'm, uh, I'm fine. I'm-- I'm--
Great!
-Let's get the hell out of here!
-[screaming] -Ah! This is bulls--
-Haven't you heard? Buster Nut is exit only.
-[lasers firing]
-Aah! Oh! Oh, no! I liked it!
-[chomping noises]
-[sighs] -Chet: Aah!
-Uh, is surrendering an option?
-What should I do then? -Something to get me outta here.
-Mind if I hop on? This is rough terrain,
and I'm wearing fucking clown shoes.
-[dramatic music playing]
-We lost her. -Are you sure?
-Yes, I'm sure. Can you not second guess everything I--
-[chittering, screeching]
-Well, I guess I'm the asshole.
-[whoosh]
-[theme music plays]
-Robobot: It's done. The gene ripper is complete.
-I have to say, it's an impressive piece of engineering,
even for me.
-You are talking about the weapon you designed
to kill your adopted daughter, right?
You forget a weapon only works
if you have the courage to use it.
I'd be more than happy to pull the trigger for you.
All you have to do is unlock this door.
-Hey, maybe we hunt up one of those Hannibal Lecter masks.
She's awfully chatty.
-Hannibal could still talk in that mask.
-You got the point. Everyone got the point.
-Devizo, we don't have much time.
-But you were captured! How did you defeat Optima Rex?
-With a little help from their friend, I did it.
-And I delivered the final blow,
proving the strength of Meta Zenith--
-Out of my way! I gotta take a leak.
-Well, that blew my moment.
-Agony and his team are after Lex.
If they find her before we do-- what?
-Sgt. Agony's cybernetic eye is designed
to broadcast video in times of duress.
We intercepted the signal.
-Yeah, this is bulls--
-Lex, no!
-[chomping noises]
-Her transformation is complete.
-My God, she's mutated the ability
to turn other organisms into drones.
Costa Rican wasps have displayed the same ability.
-Robobot: We've got a hit in the tracking devices
in the League of Freedom West costumes.
-They are uniforms!
-When GQ swings by for the photo shoot,
I'll make sure that's clear.
The signal is weak, but... Oh, my!
-Mount Stonewall!
-Isn't that where they store the nuclear weapons
you tried to use to blow up the world?
-I was having a bad decade.
Everyone close your mouths. We're all alive, aren't we?
Besides, those nukes are useless without the command codes,
which were destroyed when the mansion burned down,
unless Lex made a copy.
-Which would've taken 30 seconds and a $200 Chromebook,
so I think it's safe to assume...
we're fucked.
-Hey, you ever wonder how much radiation
these decommissioned nukes put out?
-No, I'm a United States Marine, not a hypochondriac.
-[coughs]
-Another tooth?
-Oo-rah.
Wait, Sgt. Agony?
-[eerie music plays]
-[hissing]
-Okay, that is not the password.
-[guns cock] -Whoa! Aah! Oy!
-[scanner beeping]
-[door opens]
-And your usefulness is done.
-Aah! -[grunts]
-[computer whirring]
-[missiles beeping]
-Heh.
-When we do find Lex,
we'll need this power retardant to bring her back.
-Rex, with Lex so far gone... -It's not going to be enough.
-You both told me this stuff was worth risking our lives for.
-Another one of your lies, Devizo?
-No, it was because I still had hope...
for the woman I raised as my daughter,
but she is gone, Rex.
-She is not gone until I say she's gone.
Does everyone hear that?
-[beeping] -Guys! Guys!
I know where they're going.
-Yellowstone National Park?
She's going to destroy our greatest national treasure!
-Steve Zahn? -Old Faithful,
the tireless geyser ejaculating the spirit of America
into the star-spangled sky every hour on the hour!
-Yeah, Steve Zahn!
-Ya know, I'm gonna ask everyone to take a fiver on the talking.
Yellowstone sits on top
of an extinction-level supervolcano
that erupts every 1.2 million years.
That is unless an underground atomic blast sets it off.
-Expelling billions of tons of ash into the atmosphere,
destroying all life on planet Earth.
-Not all life. Insects would survive.
And me, too. I'd probably be okay,
but I'd miss you guys.
-Come on, there's no time to waste.
-Rex, we're talking about the fate of the human race.
And Old Faithful, which, I have
to reiterate, is quite impressive.
-Lex begged us to build a gene ripper
specifically for this possibility.
-All right, everyone listen and listen good.
I've saved the world thousands of times.
-Uh, maybe drop a zero.
-Still, how many times have you saved it, Devizo?
-Um, I failed to blow it up once. Does that count?
-We do this my way.
I'm going to bring my daughter back alive,
and that thing isn't coming anywhere near her.
Now move out!
-So does all of Yellowstone smell like deep-rotten ass?
-That's the sulfur, dear. It's a natural wonder.
-Daddy, look!
-[dramatic music plays]
-God, even Yellowstone has Cirque de Soleil?
-[blast, explosion]
-Move, mammals. -Mom: Oh!
-Way to go! Hell of a cast!
Never really thought clowns were funny, though.
-[Groaner roars]
-And he just proved my point!
-[dramatic music plays]
-The caldera lies dormant. It hungers to extinguish
the flame that lives in the blood of mammals.
But the volcano sleeps.
Today, it wakes!
-Mom, mom! Look!
-Yes, yes. We're all very excited.
Look, did you see a team of bug people
come through here with-- -A butt-ton of nuclear weapons.
-Oh my God, I thought they were circus tents.
-Well, you were alarmingly off. Happen to see where they went?
They're kind of trying to destroy the planet.
-Bastards! They ripped a hole
right through America's greatest treasure!
A moment, Rex, to shed a tear?
-No, there's no time to waste.
-[dramatic music plays]
-[missiles clang]
-[flesh rips, chittering]
-They're here.
-[grunting]
-Welcome them.
-Be careful, there could be volcanic sinkholes anywhere.
-We're not in Subtopia, Liplor. This is America!
As long as we're tucked in her bosom,
we have nothing to fear but fear it-- ahhhh!
Whoa! We're in Hell! Hell, I tell you!
-Shh! Do you hear that?
-[insectoid chittering]
-[scary music plays]
-Lex's welcoming party.
-[roars]
-Then let the hurling of boulders begin!
-Wait, wait, wait, wait! He's still just a prop comic!
-[grunting]
-Holy shit! Do what you gotta do!
-Robobot: Lex's venom appears to have augmented their strength.
-[grunting]
-I'll alert the Department of No Shit!
-[grunting, groaning]
-I know you're in there, Groaner.
If what we have means anything at all,
I need you to be str-- Uuuggggghhhh!
It got in my mouth! Puh! You piece of shit!
-[grunting] -[roaring]
-Aah!
-[laser blasts]
-Rex, there's no time for this.
They'll have to handle it themselves.
-We're going after Lex. Mop them up.
I'm counting on you!
-[beeping] -Hmm?
-[lasers power down] -Devizo?
-[dramatic music plays]
-I see.
It's a deal.
-The warheads are in place.
We'll feel barely a tremor, but we'll have lit the fuse.
Within hours, there will be the biggest eruption
mammal eyes have ever seen.
Months later, they will be extinct.
I will have birthed the planet my mother yearned for,
that my future self dreamed of.
-[electronics beeping]
-Fifteen seconds from now.
-Bzz. -Fifteen minutes!
This is a U.I. problem. That's not on me.
-Lex! I won't let you do this.
-Aww, it's the two apes who dare called me daughter.
This is not your concern.
This is the business of the entognathans, the arthropods.
-Those are large words for insects. -I got it.
-There is no stopping the coming storm.
-[whooshing]
-Now I will allow myself one last indulgence
and eat you both!
-Ring, something something ring.
-[throwing blades buzz, fizzle]
-Ah, this sucks! Ah!
-Ah! We're losing to a bunch of cockroaches!
-[gasps] You son of a bitch!
Those stalagmites belong to the American people!
-[grunting, punching]
-America! -Whoa, wait! I'm not a bug! Ugh!
-Do you trust me? -Not even in the smallest way.
Ugh! Aah!
-I understand that you're upset, but maybe take it out on them.
-Aah!
-[suspenseful music plays]
-[grunting, punching]
-Ha!
-Hey! It's time to take your medicine.
-[grunting, punching]
-[shrieks]
-Lex?
-[breathing heavily]
-Are you okay? -[hisses]
-Rex, you-- -Idiot!
-[groaning]
-I am the spawn of Frau Mantis.
Your daughter is dead!
-[grunting, punching]
-Now die.
-[grunts, hisses]
-Get away from him!
-[dramatic music plays]
-[coughing] Devizo, no!
-I raised you, dear. I taught you how to walk!
-Now I teach you how to kneel.
-[punching, grunting]
-The claw or the fire?
-[magma explosion]
-The claw then.
-American Ranger: Okay, time out!
Since when do we cut each other's heads off like animals?
-Most likely since Lex became an animal.
-Well, I don't like it, but it stops right now.
-Cooch: Hell yeah!
-[punching, grunting]
-Just what do you think you were doing?
-Trying to save your life.
-Why would you do something like that?
-Maybe because I'm your friend, goddammit!
-[dramatic music playing]
-Zenith, get to that control console!
Hit that dome with everything you've got!
-[whoosh] -[punching, grunting]
-And what about your murderous bug daughter?
-Debbie: That's none of your concern.
She's mine!
-Debbie Devizo.
-What did you do?
-What I had to.
-I've beaten you before. I should've killed you then.
-Yes, you should have. -[gene ripper cocks]
-[grunting, punching]
-Debbie wants to kill Lex with that thing. Stop her!
-The woman who took down our entire team. Fantastic!
-Cooch, Liplor! We've got to subdue Lex.
-But you ain't got no powers.
-Then I die trying.
-[hisses] -Liplor: Aah!
-[grunting, punching]
-Lex, come back to me.
-Maybe try that before the three punches to the face?
-Rex: Aah! -Rex!
-[punching, grunting]
-I can finally tell you this. I fucking hate cats!
-Hey, I'm a cat. -Jesus Christ!
-[punching] -Cooch: Aah!
-Stay away from my friend!
Whoa!
-[hisses, chittering]
-No... please!
Lex... no!
-Aah! -Liplor, no!
-[grunting]
-No! [sobbing]
-Cooch, no!
You've got to let him go. He's gone.
-Like Brad?
-[sad music plays]
-Yes, just like Brad.
-I can't do that, Rex. Not again.
-Cooch!
-Black Saturn: Aah!
-[punching, grunting]
-Debbie, no!
-[dramatic music plays]
-You can't have your daughter and the world, Rex.
-Aah! -[shield shatters]
-It is not wise to stand against a god.
-[groans]
-Stand with us then.
-[chittering]
-Great, we're fighting a deity now. -We got this.
-How can you possibly believe that? Aah!
-Do not fail me again.
-[warbling]
-Robobot: I'm sorry, Lex.
But this is what you wanted.
-[dramatic music plays]
-I know you, Lex. I know you're still in there.
I can't just--
-Robobot...
You're a fool.
-[Robobot clangs, fizzles]
-Robobot: Lex...
Lex, I have to tell you something.
Something I've felt for a long time, but couldn't say.
-[grunting]
-I studied you. You trusted me.
-[grunting, fizzling]
-Lex, I love--
-[grunts]
-[clanging]
-I love-- -[short circuiting]
-Robobot!
-[electricity fizzling out]
-[grunts]
-No!
-It's over then.
-No...
The insect in your daughter knows only hate.
The Heartshine might subdue it.
-You gave up your heart stone and the Heartshine with it.
Is this your revenge?
Teasing me with hope before the world ends?
-Debbie: The heart stone spreads love
by sapping the goodness from another.
My revenge will be destroying you as you destroyed me.
I've seen the man you've become. You like playing the hero.
I'll give you Lex back, but every last trace
of love and goodness in you will be gone.
-[dramatic music plays]
-[grunting, punching]
-[evil chuckling]
-Lex... please!
Stop this!
-Stand aside, friend.
-What? What's going on?
-Good bye.
-[dramatic music swells]
-[shimmering sound]
-[zaps] -Devizo: Ugh!
-Devizo!
-It's the only way.
-Aah!
-[warbling, rumbling]
-[screams]
-[groans]
-[Heartshine powers down]
-[breathes heavily]
-[groaning]
-Lex?
-Dad?
-[beeping]
-How? -Debbie...
She cured you. She cured you!
-Oh, Dad, I can still feel it inside me.
-[sighing] I'll always be half insect.
-No, Lex!
-I can't stop it! I'm sorry, Dad.
-Lex, no!
-[gene ripper cocks]
-I'm sorry.
-[gene ripper blasts] -Aah!
-No!
-Ugh! -No...
[sobbing]
-I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
-[continues sobbing]
-I'm so sorry.
-[sobbing] No!
Please, God, no!
-[dramatic music playing]
-[sobbing]
-My daughter!
[sobbing] Why?
-[dramatic music playing]
-[crying]
-[shimmering sound]
-Rex!
-Rex, your hands! I saw it first!
-[electricity crackling]
-[explosion]
-[panting]
-You're alive!
-Oh great! And I'm hugging my dad, naked.
-[grunting]
-Cooch!
-[grunting]
-You saved me!
-Of course I saved you. I love you, man!
-Cooch, that could be a problem. My genitals are terrifying.
I don't even like touching them myself.
-[laughing] Not like that, dumbass.
-Oh, thank God.
-[grunting]
-My friend, you were right, and I owe you everything.
-Lies! It must kill you
that I survived your daughter's madness.
-Devizo, what are you--
-I hate you, Rex.
I hate you more than you will ever know.
I take joy in saving this world only so I can destroy it myself!
Come Injustice Club, we have evil to do.
I said come!
-Black Saturn: Groaner...
-I'm sorry Saturn, the boss isn't always right,
but the boss is always the boss.
-Let him go. He's earned that.
And we have fallen comrades to bury.
-[dramatic music plays]
-All right, all of you come here.
-I love you guys.
-[dramatic music swells]
-[monkey chatters] -Man: Stupid monkey.
-[paper tearing] -[monkey cry]
-[slap]