I'm Laura Simmonds. I'm the British Consul for
- Catalonia, Aragon and Andorra. - Thank you for coming.
My son just drowned.
He was a bar manager.
We should borrow one of the jet skies. I know a brilliant beach.
Okay.
New guy's arrived? Oh, and?
He's a trade specialist, but he's going to do the
Consul General job while Mulgarry is ... cancelled.
So I'm here, settling into my new role as Consul General.
Can you meet me now?
Perfect time for a quick debrief.
- Where's his watch? - Perhaps it fell off in the sea.
Or somebody nicked it.
The father won't accept the explanation.
He is talking about a missing watch.
Okay, the owner of
of the yacht is Fabian Hartmann, right?
Yeah, he owns a lot of property in Barcelona
and Valencia, including El Faro, at the marina.
Master key of the jet ski.
It's missing.
I have ordered the yacht to return from Formentera.
Inspector Castells is an honest and diligent officer who I trust completely.
Maybe.
Where's his watch?
I want to speak with Miss Amy Callaghan?
She's not here. She called in sick.
Hi.
Hi, Verbena.
Hi, Wolf.
Where's Mummy and Daddy? Mummy's not here.
Stay here.
Okay, both of you. Take your bunny.
Go and sit on one of those chairs.
Stay there.
And don't go near the pool, okay?
Okay.
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Izzy Miller is the wife of the man attacked. Her husband is
in intensive care and she's still missing.
Seth Miller is out of immediate danger.
Somebody better tell the nanny, seeing she called him in dead.
Kids are now with social services. Police are still searching the
woodlands near Casarola for the missing wife.
I went to a wild party up there few weekends back. Even I was shocked.
Worse than Plaza Del Mar with the Español Beauty?
We do not talk about that, it never happened.
Apologies. I was on phone to Izzy Miller's father. Sir Gerald Forster.
Is he the jewellery guy?
No, he's the ex-cabinet secretary and head of the civil service, recently
retired, lives in Norfolk but currently is housed in the Dordogne.
Oh, so not far then.
Driving down this morning.
What about his family, the husband? In South Africa, I'm liaising with them.
He's still in induced coma, right?
So the police can't speak to him yet?
Yes, but he's stabilized.
So they're hoping he'll come around today and
then he'll be able to tell them something later.
What do they think?
- Keeping an open mind. - Haven't got a clue then.
Sir Gerald is very anxious about the welfare of his grandchildren.
Speaking with the child specialist,
but I hopefully can get an update from Castells when I speak
to him regarding the second autopsy on Jay Sutherland.
Has he given you any indication as to the results yet?
No.
Well, obviously your number one priority right now
is the possible abduction of a British national.
Well, I will try an multitask.
I'm just saying as the disappearance is very much alive case.
Both alive cases.
And with the media all over this, we need to keep our shape at the back.
Keep our shape at the back.
Got it.
Are football analogies not allowed either?
Everything's allowed. Shall we go?
Thought you relaxed a bit with Sam now.
I'm perfectly relaxed.
He was a laugh at the club.
Paid for all of the drinks.
Good.
What do you think's happened to Izzy Miller then?
Oh, I don't know, but the press are going way overboard
with this whole 'she must be a sex-slave' routine.
Some of them only got one hand on the keyboard.
And that poor geezer's sleeping in his clothes.
Yep.
The girl's gone.
Sorry, which girl?
Amy, Amy Callaghan. The one who
said Jay...
She's disappeared.
- How do you know that? - Just saw Castells come in.
How long have you been here, Colin?
From early.
I'm not sleeping so good. It's not a point.
- What else did Castells say? - He's waiting for us.
Come on.
The girl has gone.
Did Fabian Hartman have anything to do with it?
No, she must have got scared and burnt out.
Don't blame her. She wouldn't want to be forced into giving evidence against him.
How would they force her to? She just needed to stick to her version.
How does it sound when you've got a good cop in your face?
Fabian's trying to find her
and I wouldn't bet against it.
Also, you should stop your consul from sticking her nose in.
How do you know about that?
Well, I saw her photo.
She's pretty.
You gonna fuck her?
Yeah, I'm gonna go now.
No, don't hang up.
Try being nice. Try being reassuring.
You want a hook up later? That supposed to be reassuring?
You don't need reassurance. You're just bored and yanking my tail.
Take me somewhere nice.
Out of town. Discretely expensive.
I'm thinking of a slice of tortilla in a service station somewhere.
And let me know if Fabian is planning any move against the girl.
- Okay, ciao. - Ciao.
Good morning.
- Hi. - Would you give me a minute or two?
Anything to do with my son though?
It is nothing to do with your son.
Please.
We are ruling out burglary as the motive for the attack on the Miller House.
Okay.
Nothing of value has been removed, including the passports.
- How did the father receive the injuries? - He was struck on the head.
With what?
A blunt instrument that we are not able to locate.
- We are drawing no conclusions still. - Well, perhaps
- she fled the attackers. - Leaving the children?
And as I said, nothing is missing.
- Well... a woman is missing? - Oh yes, I didn't mean...
I meant
There was no theft
of inanimate objects.
But we are still very concerned for her welfare.
Including self-harm.
Of course, and the woods?
We have concluded the search. There is no sign of her there.
You're right, even if she did leave the house for whatever reason
she could still be in considerable danger.
2 Euros.
Missing 60 cents.
That's all I've got.
Okay, it's okay.
Yeah, take the lollipop.
Thank you.
Are you OK?
Heavenly.
Here.
And here we have...
some contusions which are a little surprising to the pathologist.
They are consistent with blows.
But the body was found bumping against the harbour...
boya?
- Buoy. - Right.
And so that could also have caused the bruising.
But there is another thing.
The carpal bones in one of the wrists
were broken.
And the pathologist thinks that it's much less
likely to have been caused by movement in the water.
So, what does he think caused it?
He thinks it is more consistent
with somebody stamping on the wrist.
- So what are you gonna do now? - I am going to take a look at
the yacht when it arrives.
Excuse me.
Izzy Miller has been found in a church in Baldivera.
Oh, thank God for that.
They are bringing her here.
Would you like to wait and speak to her?
- Um, - Yeah.
Don't let me get in your way.
Yes, thank you.
Can you make sure Mr. Sutherland gets back to his accommodation
and update everyone that Izzy Miller's been found?
I'll see you when the yacht gets back to port. Okay?
Come on Colin.
Play your cards right - I'll buy you a coffee.
Sir Gerald.
Welcome, Sam Henderson.
- Izzy is safe? - Yes, we're all so relieved.
Please. This way.
How is Isabel? In physical terms, fine apparently.
My consul is at the Comisaría, hopefully she can
update you soon after the police have spoken to her.
Good.
Now let me introduce my assistant - Eddie.
Also an excellent chauffeur.
Under five hours from Montauban is good going.
Well the Tesla Model S has a range of 400 miles now
so didn't even need to stop to recharge.
We were very fortunate that I was in France.
Another couple of days, I'd have been in Aberdeenshire
for the start of the season. Ah, you like to...
It will be at the Duke of Ayrshire estate.
How is Seth?
- He's going to be okay apparently. - Oh dear, I what a shame.
I was wondering.
Would you like me to find a lawyer?
Do you think that's really necessary?
I think when one is being
interviewed by the police overseas, it's
prudent. And to deal with child services, but...
- completely your call. - No, you're quite right, Sam.
Any recommendations?
Cabell i Serrat are pretty good. I mean
Mariona Cabell takes no prisoners.
I can liaise on that.
Get her on with the kids.
Get them home.
Sounds good strategy.
Hopefully, this will be it now.
Hopefully this will be the end of that
cursed marriage.
So Izzy.
Why don't you tell us what has happened?
Can I see my children first?
Okay.
So...
your husband was found unconscious and your
children were wandering unattended by the pool.
Oh God.
When I left the property, I assumed my husband would look after them.
So when you left the property, your husband did not have a significant head wound?
No
or I would never have left, of course.
OK, so why did you leave the property?
Sorry, you're British consul, I thought.
Yes.
Right then I don't quite understand why you're asking me hostile questions as if I...
I apologize if you feel there was any hostility. I'm not here to judge you.
I'm just here to provide any assistance you might need.
Obviously that's a question you are going to be asked though.
Sorry.
I didn't mean to..
I'm really sorry. I just -- I am.
I'm really tired and..
Thank you.
Umm...
So we had... we had a row.
Our worst row ever.
We'd been out for dinner and we were drunk.
The officers who attended also found evidence of recent cocaine use in the property.
Yes, Seth bought some coke in El Faro.
That's the restaurant in the port?
Yeah, the food's amazing, but Seth barely touched his.
I don't really like coke. It sort of
has the opposite effect of what it's supposed
to do. Makes me all introverted and silent.
And so then you went back to the villa?
And I...
I was already hurt and humiliated.
because Seth was flirting with the hostess.
So you had an argument about that?
Well, we drank some more and then it just kicked off.
Terrible things were said.
By both of you?
My husband is a coercive controller, Inspector.
This time I stood up for myself and said I wouldn't take it any more.
Take what?
The psychological abuse.
He tells me that I'm the crazy one.
Removes my financial independence.
He scares away my friends by being rude and aggressive,
unless he's trying to hit on them, of course.
So it isn't just flirting with hostesses?
He does it right under my nose.
Sometimes I know that he wants me to see, so...
that I...
I feel humiliation.
Then nanny was the last straw.
You think your husband was having an affair with the nanny?
Well, I don't know if it had happened yet,
but it was certainly in the planning stages.
Okay.
So, you have a row.
You flee the property with your husband and children safe.
Then someone must have broken in.
But there was no evidence of a break in
and nothing was stolen from the property.
Maybe theft wasn't the objective.
Seth knows plenty of people in Barcelona.
Could you provide us with their names?
Of course.
Please can I just see my children?
I'm afraid not yet, Mrs. Miller.
But that's inhuman.
I am going to ask that you be held for 24 hours,
pending our questioning of your husband
regarding the events of the night.
- Are you doing that today? - No.
The doctors have advised tomorrow morning now.
But this is crazy.
I didn't hit him.
We had a row and I walked out. I promise I have no idea how he became injured.
Somebody must have attacked him after I left.
Maybe somebody followed us?
from the restaurant or maybe...
maybe somebody was watching the villa.
Maybe the nanny has a boyfriend. Why aren't you investigating that?
We will investigate all possibilities. I assure you.
Please, you've got to help me, please.
- This is just insane. - We are here to help you Izzy, I promise.
Thank you.
I just don't understand how we've got ourselves into this situation.
Chaps.
May I just present Eddie...
Hardgreaves.
Eddie is here with Sir Gerald.
This is Alba Ortiz, Deputy to the Consul and Carl Hindley.
Could you just help him get his bearings?
Of course.
Thanks.
Eddie, you're in very capable hands but do let me know.
Sure.
I'm just gonna start some
legal representation for Izzy. But maybe if you could
recommend a good tapas bar or something for later.
Tapas bar?
Where do you think you are mate? Crouch End?
You know, any bar, restaurant?
Traditional Catalan.
Snacks.
Snacks, eh?
Well, Pinchos are Basque.
And Monteritos
That comes from the verb montage, which means to
climb on top of something.
- Little mounted things basically. - Alba is quite the expert in this area.
On bread.
It's more of a southern Spain tradition.
Is it now?
It is.
- Shall I just leave? - Sure.
I was thinking more
Patatas bravas, a few beers.
- If you're up for it. - I'm sure if you really twisted her arm.
You as well, Carl, of course.
- Get lost. - Bye, Montadita.
Enjoy your evening.
Tell me where you staying Eddie.
I'll pick you up at eight.
Verbena and Wolf!
- What kind of stupid posh names are those? - Stupid posh ones?
It sounds like one of those Soho coffee shops where you have to sit on a crate.
I don't think the kids are the important part in this.
Each kid. And I mean every single one should have a sensible one syllable name.
- Well, Wolf is one syllable - I said - sensible.
Like - Ben or...
Dan or...
Tom. Tom is a one syllable name.
Tom's short for Tommy anyway.
Ben's short for Benjamin. Dan for Daniel. What's your point?
Mmm, she was funny.
- Ha ha or peculiar? - Oh no definitely the latter.
How come?
She was...
- I don't know. - You better get Izzy home to Clapham
or daddy will be very displeased.
He arrived earlier, I haven't met him yet.
I have once. Some foreign office reception for the
president of Senegal. He's blue chip establishment.
Mind your P's and Q's.
Okay, will do.
Better go.
- Night, weirdo. - Night, lovely.
Hello Alba.
Oh.. Hi.
Where you going?
Work.
Okay.
Last night was a...
intense.
God!
Yeah, that was...
Intensely boring.
How can someone so beautiful be so shit in bed?
It is often that way.
Don't know how you could possibly know that
but I've got more intensity from a bus stop.
No, no, no - let's face it. You have probably tried a few times.
- I could just flick one out watching him sleep. - Disappointing. Mmm.
It's all... 'what do you like?' 'Is this right for you?' 'Do you.. do you
want me to....' Just shut the fuck up mate and get on with it?
- I don't mind what you use, just make it happen. - What did he use in the end?
But it didn't happen, I faked it.
He was like some mental cat trying to...
- get through to my kidneys. - Oh, gross. Too much.
What's going on?
- We're just going through the lost Passport stats.
Oh and can you come with me?
- Where we going? - Take me. Why do you always take her?
Because we need a big strong alpha male to hold
the fort. Can you hold the fort for us Carl?
Okay, when you put it like that, I'll just hold the fort.
But like a big strong alpha male...
So do you speak to this Ana Maria?
Yeah, she didn't want to come to the consulate. She's got another
- gig at one of the other villas. - So back to the scene of the crime.
You reckon she was doing him?
Hmm, I don't know.
- Maybe she was the attacker. - Well she found him and...
she called the police, remember?
Oh, you're not gonna fall for that one, are you?
Castells thinks Izzy did it for sure, I can tell.
And you?
I am keeping an open mind.
That means you think she did but you don't want to think it.
It means that even if she did do it and I'm
not 100% on that.
I don't know, I think she might have her reasons.
Alright.
What?
I don't know?
You don't know what?
Just having reasons isn't enough.
- No, of course not. - Even if it is true that...
he was doing all the stuff she said. Doesn't mean
you can necessarily smash someone's skull in when you're shitfaced
- and get away with it. - Obviously not, but I
think we just don't know enough detail yet, about any of it.
Ana Maria....
Do you mind if we speak English?
No, no problem.
Okay, I'm Laura Simmonds. I'm the British consul. We spoke on the phone.
- This is my deputy Alba Ortiz. - They found her then?
Yeah, and look I know you've already spoken to the police, but I just
- wanted to sound you out about a few things. - Yeah, are the kids still okay?
- They are fine. - Good.
So how was it working for the Millers?
It was okay when they were sober.
They were not sober very often.
Yeah, he's more...
drugs. She's more booze.
And did you ever witness him being abusive
- to her? - A 100%.
Yeah, he's a total...
wanker.
- Okay, yeah. - She's just as bad.
Well, she seems to think that maybe you and him were...
Him?
I mean sure
he was hitting on me.
Always trying to get me to drink with them.
And I knew where he wanted that to go.
Did you ever tell anybody?
Like who?
- Like a boyfriend or.. - A boyfriend?
Sorry, yeah, no, I didn't mean to assume that you're straight.
No, no, just... boyfriend sounds a bit
high school, you know.
Yeah. Um...
And did you ever see any physical violence?
No.
Only verbal.
But it was bad.
The kids, they were the real victims of those two selfish arseholes.
Hashtag 'believe women' right?
Right.
Which one, then?
I'm team nanny for what it's worth.
Well, you've never actually spoken to Izzy, so...
Nothing
At least you can rule out jealous boyfriends with what kind of
- a mad concept is that? - I know, showing my age there, right?
Inspector.
Are you free to talk?
Yeah, I've just been to the villa with Alba.
Who?
Alba Ortiz, my deputy.
Well, Seth Miller is conscious.
- And? - He's not cooperating with us.
Says it is all hazy.
He's bullshitting.
Okay I'll drop by and see you now.
Good, I have something else to show you.
Okay.
- Great. - Bye.
Seth Miller is awake.
Can you get on to UK social services? I think it will be Lambert or Wandsworth.
- Find out if the Millers are known to them. - Do you really think they might be?
Well, wealthy people can be known to social services too.
And taking them out of school to bring them to Barcelona
is a bit off, to be honest.
On it like a car bonnet.
So, what am I supposed to be looking at?
This is prior to the crime.
It is a figurine of a...
Brazilian pandero player I believe.
This is the crime scene with no pandero player.
We cross-checked with the Villa owners.
It is the only thing missing.
So...
So we believe it might be the weapon used in the assault.
- Or it could have been stolen. - It is of a very little real value.
A passport would fetch a lot more.
Even one of your extra special blue ones.
You don't have the figurine.
Yet.
So you're still a long way from beyond
- reasonable doubt? - That is not our legal system.
The judge will consider the package of evidence.
- But without a statement from Seth. - The judge does not have
to have a criminal complaint.
Although
Izzy is fortunate with this judge.
She tends to take the side of the woman.
Oh no..
Izzy has a lawyer now too.
She's organizing the release of the children to the grandfather.
And also provisional release from custody for Izzy.
The same lawyer who represents Fabian Hartman.
- Okay. - Mariona Cabell.
She's good, maybe even more so than her father.
I don't think I know him.
Joan Cabell.
Cost me a few cases and kept some very bad men out of prison.
But that's his job. Somebody has to do it.
Hmm.
OK, so I'll talk to Seth Miller. If he does say that she did it
- obviously, that changes the picture. - That would be helpful.
Please tell Colin Sutherland that
we will be able to go on board the yacht later.
Ahhh my darlings.
Where's Mummy?
Mummy will be back very soon and then we can all go home.
Is Gaga here?
Gaga is back in Norfolk, but she'll... she sends you big hugs.
How are the chickens?
It all hinges on the husband, really.
- What's he said? - Nothing.
Yet.
Your little consul has gone to see him I believe.
Don't call her that.
Let's hope she doesn't screw things up for the Millers as well.
I'd just like to thank you for bringing this to such a speedy conclusion.
That's what we are here for.
Thank you, Miss Cabell.
And I shall use the prerogative of a harmless old grandpa that to say,
"What a vast aesthetic improvement, you are at my London lawyer."
Oh, I'm sure there's nothing harmless about you at all, Sir Gerald.
ahhh
Oh
Perhaps you could perform one last duty?
and suggest a place where I might take the children for an ice cream.
Hi Seth. I'm Laura Simmonds. I'm the British Consul to
Catalonia, Aragon and Andorra. Which way is Aragon?
Next along from Catalonia.
As arrow goes up.
How are you feeling?
A bit of a headache.
Where are my kids?
With their grandfather.
Ahh.. jolly good.
Boiled eggs and soldiers all round. Who wants to help Gaga feed the chickens?
That sounds preferable to hearing their parents at war.
We're not always at war.
I love my wife.
She loves me.
I understand you don't recall who hit you.
It's all a bit of a blur.
Maybe as I recover, it will all come back to me.
You know the judge can still bring charges.
Even if you continue to say you don't remember.
A bit harder though.
Izzy says that you're abusive.
I never lifted a finger to her.
I don't think she meant...
- physical abuse. - Ah, no, of course, silly me.
A straight white man.
I'm gonna have to be the bad guy, right? Even though I'm the one in hospital.
Well, you don't
- have to be. - How many more sleeps to gaslighting.
You tell me.
What do I verbally abuse her?
Yeah, sure.
Especially when she plays her favourite game of reminding
me the house is in her name thanks to her father.
It must be tough for your kids.
I guess it helps them to realise what they're going to need to realise.
And what's that?
That somewhere over the rainbow there's a crock of shit.
Deal with it.
I don't think that's something kids do need to realise,
actually. I think sometimes they're better off with...
an ice cream.
I'll give it a few years.
- A couple of kids. - Well, I hope that would make me less cynical.
Are we done?
Look. Putting to one side the terminology we used to describe it
should I just tell you what I think is going on here?
Please..
I think you're using your powers of recall
to control the outcome for your wife and so...
increase your leverage over her.
Okay.
So should I say she did it then?
That's what you're saying you want, right?
Fine.
Call the police. Tell them I'm ready to make a statement.
Well, I can't tell you what to say.
And no good lawyer would either. But whatever you decide to
do, I think it should be in the best interests of your children.
Ahhh.... I knew it.
Well, the nanny was right about you. You're a total wanker.
That passes for diplomacy, does it?
It passes for the truth.
Sir, here's something!
We had found the figurine.
And?
Two DNA traces.
Little blood and hair from Seth Miller.
Do I need to tell you the other one?
No.
The judge is still reluctant to proceed without a statement from the husband.
Well, her DNA only proves that she handled the object, which is hardly
surprising, given she was a resident in the house. Not that nobody else did.
You should be a lawyer.
But she did it.
And I think you know that, Laura?
Bye.
How'd it go?
Hmmm. Do I have got time for a quick shower?
See you're right about social services.
The Millers are known to them.
Okay.
There's a history of neglect.
What are you gonna do?
Thank you so much.
I'm just sorry that Seth couldn't confirm who did hit him.
Is there something on your mind?
Yes, actually.
A....
uh... Brazilian ornament
that was missing from the villa, but...
- that the police have now found. - Oh God, that horrible ugly thing.
- Who would want to steal that?
It was used to assault your husband
and then rather hastily hidden.
Look, I don't presume to know about your marriage.
I'm glad to hear it.
And I believe you....
when you say that your husband's abusive. I do believe that.
Thank you.
But things are messy, aren't they? They're not always...
neat around the edges.
Sorry, uhmm.
What are you even talking about?
The...
report from Lambeth Social Services about the safeguarding issues was very...
disturbing.
Sorry, you contacted social services?
How is that part of your job?
Especially the emotional damage
done to your daughter, which has been observed in school
and is now setting off some serious warning lights.
Yeah, that was all such nonsense. We're fixing that stuff.
Really?
Look!
It sounds to me as if you and your husband have serious substance
abuse issues, for which I think you need professional help.
And whatever the legal outcome
it's now my moral and professional duty to alert
social services to what's taken place here.
Your moral and professional duty?
You sanctimonious fucking bitch.
Watch out, loser. We could absolutely destroy you for this.
She's right, you know. We absolutely could.
And I certainly know the right people to talk to.
Right, well, that's a risk I'll have to take.
Hold on, let's not go straight for the red button.
But sadly, the consul is entirely accurate in her analysis.
Those children are a delight.
And you...
are delight to me.
And I've always blamed Seth
for the disaster of your marriage.
Maybe because it's his fault?
All those times you arrive in Norfolk with the
children broken and ill, driving your mother mad with anxiety about you.
Saying it's the last time, but of course it never is.
As soon as we patched you up
you go back for more.
That's right blame the victim!
Now come on Izzy. You're better than this.
He's a nasty piece of work, but you're an alcoholic.
Who, I don't know.. feeds off the energy of living in a perpetual crisis. I know it and you know it.
And that's why you stay with him, punishing each other and
damaging the children until your better side, and you do have,
a better side,
finally intervenes
and you come running to us.
May I make a suggestion?
Please don't.
You're in the last chance saloon.
Wow, that's an unfortunate choice of words given the circumstances.
With social services.
Taking the kids out of school.
And with my report, this could be the last straw.
Wait a minute...
I also think...
that the case is on a knife edge from a legal point of view?
One small change to the portfolio of evidence, and even this
judge might think that you have a case to answer in court.
So...
Why don't you let the kids
go home with your father.
Spend some time with him and your mother.
And in the meantime
seek professional help for the other issues.
I think that's an excellent plan.
Then perhaps...
- you wouldn't need to inform social services - I would still need to do that.
But it would certainly affect the tone of my report if I felt that
Izzy was taking steps and the children were protected.
My children have never been endangered by me.
Oh, for Christ's sake, Izzy, come on. You left your children behind.
Unsupervised while you and your husband got hammered
and you smashed his head in with a Brazilian figurine.
Watch your step if you don't want a legal action?
There will be no legal action, apart I hope, from the
decree absolute that will end this depressing saga.
We will certainly take the children back to
Norfolk for a while and Isabel, my lovely,
sweet and funny daughter, you will finally
get yourself the help you so desperately need.
And there will be no further support from me of any kind until you do so.
Great.
Take myself out of the hands of one controlling man and straight into another's.
Izzy!
Your father loves you.
I think that's the difference here.
Oh!
- Oh my darlings! - Sorry! She wriggled free.
I missed you so much.
Silly, mummy.
We're gonna go home now, okay?
And how would you like to spend some time with grandad and Gaga in Norfolk?
- Yes, - Yeah.
You wanna go in the back seat.
Unfortunately, we appear to have a couple of people involved who
seem to think we're doing our jobs properly as what they're paid for.
No, no, I'm sure we can
put it out, but it's a major pain in the arse right now.
The priority is Kingfisher.
Yes, don't worry. I'll keep an eye on her, but...
I'm gonna speak softly before swinging any big sticks.
Okay.
But, just say it again.
Why?
Because I asked you to.
I'll let Inspector Castells do all the talking.
Right, we're here to observe. Nothing else.
Here they come now.
Mr. Sutherland. Hello.
Hope you're well.
Madame Consul. I am Mariona Cabell.
Oh, hi, nice to meet you. Good work on the Izzy Miller case.
Yes, I understand there is to be no further police action.
Given that Seth Miller is still incapable of remembering anything.
May I just introduce my client Fabian Hartmann.
I'm very pleased to meet you.
Likewise.
May I just say, how sorry I am about Jay.
Let's go onboard, shall we?
So he would have launched the jet ski from here?
Mm-hmm.
You should be a detective.
Not a big fan of yachts actually.
Why not?
I find them ostentatious.
Vulgar.
- A little bit intimidating. - Oh dear.
And you think the same of my restaurant perhaps?
Only the bill.
Alright.
You got me there.
Well, I recommend somewhere that I suspect will be much more to your liking.
And how could you possibly know that?
I have good instincts.
Is there anything else you would like to see?
I think that's everything.
Oh just...
Where are the keys kept?
In there.
Could you open it please?
Jet ski one and jet ski two?
I can see Jet ski one, but Jet ski two?
You haven't replaced it yet?
No.
Take the keys.
Obviously, if we find that one of those keys fits the
- Jet ski we found in the city. - It would be strange, I agree.
Please let me know as soon as you ascertain that. We'll look into it further.
- Yeah. - Are we done here?
We are. Thank you for your assistance.
Did you know?
That the keys for the jet ski are still on board.
Not for sure.
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want you coming on here and just...
throwing stuff around, you know, let Inspector Castells handle this.
And that's a game changer.
How do they explain that?
He's right. How can they explain it?
Then there's the missing witness, the second autopsy.
The watch.
What the fuck?
A vetting review. I'm not due one for...
That's bollocks.
Let's start counting your sexual partners. What's the maximum now?
I'm not due review. Where's that come from?
Search me, but why worry?
I mean, you're clean as a driven snow, it's not
like you have been giving it a lot of minge.
Yeah, it's not exponential growth, like some that I could mention.
Don't slut shame me, Lisa.
So...
Sir Gerald is home, we're down with the wins.
Well played British Consulate.
With a lovely piece of tricky wing play from yourself, Laura.
Oh, it's never just about one player. It's a good result for the whole side.
By Jove. She's got it.
Well, let's just hope
Colin Sutherland gets the same satisfaction.
Even if he doesn't have all of Izzy's advantages.
Absolutely.
Well, I better go.