♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
♪ Ya gotta work ♪
KIM: Previously on The Kardashians...
- ♪ Gotta strut, girl ♪
- Love, love.
I'm creative directing the Spring 2023 Dolce & Gabbana fashion show.
DOMENICO DOLCE: Okay, sexy.
- I'm really nervous to give notes in front of Dolce and Gabbana
'cause they're the legends.
Good with the silver boot?
- Brava, Kim.
- I am such a setter upper.
You're never gonna guess who I invited to sit next to Khloé.
The actor Michele Morrone.
Let's set this up that Khloé falls in love in Milan.
TRACY ROMULUS: But she has no idea. - But she has no idea.
- Yeah, I didn't know I lost my mojo.
Hey, we need to find that [bleep] somewhere.
- Oh, boy.
- Kourt.
- She's mad at me? About what?
- She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing.
Everyone has their own truth of how they think something happened.
To Kourtney!
To the diva of all divas.
♪
♪ Upbeat Italian music playing ♪
NATALIE HALCRO: I feel like we've had the craziest day today.
- I am so tired.
Like, that long day, I'm delirious.
The past few days have been exhausting.
My stylist forgot her passport. - Oh.
- We're missing a lot of the '90s stuff.
- Next model.
- I think no glasses. - It's beautiful, this.
KIM: We probably have 35 looks right now,
and we are gonna work all through the night to get to about 80.
Everything we've been working so hard for is happening tomorrow,
and I couldn't do it without everyone that's here.
- You missed it earlier today. KIM: What?
NATALIE: Oh, you've missed a lot. TRACY: You missed a lot.
- I haven't looked at my phone. TRACY: Khloé was screaming,
"Mayday, mayday! 911,"
on the group chat this afternoon. You know why?
- Why? TRACY: You're gonna die.
She walked into the elevator and saw a hot guy,
and she said to him, "Hi, baby."
He's like, "Hey."
- He asked where she's staying or something
'cause he didn't know why she was at the hotel.
TRACY: Right. - And then he said his room number.
"I'm here at three blah, blah, blah."
And she's like, "That's right across from me."
TRACY: Like, literally, next door to each other. It is.
- You see a babe and he's on the same floor as you? TRACY: Listen, I have not...
KIM: Right across from you at the end of the hall... - Like, how?
- And there's only two doors,
and... I'd die. TRACY: Yeah. Okay, so then, I was like,
"Khloé, we have to invite him to the Dolce & Gabbana party.
Let's slip an invite under his door."
KIM: Oh, my God. - Wait, Mom, Mom.
KIM: What? - We should, we should make a note
about, um, saying it's from him,
and hang it on Koko's door.
We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like... - Oh, my God, we actually should.
- "Hey, can we go on a date?" [giggles]
- "Could we go..." Yes, let's actually do it!
Wait, wait, you have to write it.
NORTH: No, we should be like... KIM: No, 'cause that's too obvious.
Okay, say... Let's tell her what to write. Okay.
Say, "Hi, Khloé."
TRACY: Say, "Knock on my door two times..." NORTH: Yeah.
- "If you, if you wanna go on a date." TRACY: "Do you wanna go on a date?"
- I just hope Khloé doesn't get pissed off.
We just want her to have a good time.
'Kay, guys, let's go.
- Prank of the season.
NATALIE: You better hurry up in case they come back. - Okay.
TRACY: Yeah, what if they come back?
[crosstalk] [laughter]
NORTH: Guys, be quiet, what if people are asleep? - Shh. Shh.
KIM: We're just going up one floor.
You're the best prankster.
TRACY: Wait, she's gonna kill you, North.
- Twenty-one, okay.
TRACY: They're on their way back.
NORTH: Wait, wait, where is it? TRACY: Is this the room?
- [whispers] That's his room. TRACY [whispers]: That's his room.
- Okay, this is three. Look-it, see this big thing?
NORTH [whispers]: Let's knock two times.
[crosstalk] - [whispers] No, no, no. Don't. No.
No, guys. [all laughing]
- Oh, my God, thank God we don't need a key for here.
Mission accomplished, ladies. OLIVIA PIERSON: Accomplished. Woo-hoo!
♪
- Hi, how are you? Kourtney.
This is Reign. [indistinct chatter]
[person laughs]
KOURTNEY: Tonight is the opening of Crossroads restaurant in Calabasas,
which Travis is one of the founding owners.
[all cheering]
KOURTNEY: Hi, guys. How are you?
And it's just a vibe, and there's a cool bar.
And they're gonna have matcha margaritas,
which is really exciting.
And I'm so excited to have a good restaurant to go to in Calabasas.
- Hello, how are you? HOST: Good, how are you?
- Good.
- Thank you. REIGN: Mom, can we do an arm wrestle?
- Yep.
- What do you guys think? PERSON: He's busy right now.
- It's wild, right?
HOST: Your server will be with you shortly.
- Thank you. ATIANA: Thank you.
- It's gonna be a game changer. It's crazy.
KOURTNEY: We are here with Reign and Penelope,
Atiana, Alabama, and friends.
- That is my family.
- Travis! CARL DAWSON: Wait, T-Dawg, what's the green thing?
- Okay. Three, two, one. - Can you camera us?
- Harder.
[exhales] Ah. You got me, you got me.
KOURTNEY: It's really cool that Travis
made this lifestyle choice, 15 years ago, to be vegan,
and then has gone on to open these restaurants
with his friend and chef, Tal.
I heard you've been eating crayons... and paper at school.
ATIANA: Reign, that's crazy.
- Is that true?
- So what's your teacher talking about?
- She's a liar.
[laughing] KOURTNEY: Oh, my God.
- I'm like, what?
- Oh my gosh.
[restaurant chatter]
LORRAINE SCHWARTZ [on phone]: Hey. TRAVIS: Hi.
LORRAINE: Hi. So, I was expecting two more stones from Europe today,
but they're stuck in customs.
They should be there by the morning in LA.
- Okay... okay.
Our anniversary's Monday, so we're, we're goin' to Santa Barbara.
I would just need it Sunday. Where are they comin' from?
LORRAINE: Coming from Europe.
- I mean, I'll have someone fly out there if I need to.
LORRAINE: Oh, no. They're already in transit.
- All right, thank you. LORRAINE: All right, you got it.
- All right, bye. LORRAINE: Bye, sweetie.
- Where'd ya go, baby?
- I was just getting fresh air. Mm.
[Kourtney chuckles]
- I love you. - I love you.
- Thank you for coming here with me.
- Yeah, I'm so excited.
We've been waiting for this for so long.
♪ Italian pop music playing ♪
[crowd cheering]
♪
KIM: Today is the show day, so everything we've been working towards
is all happening today.
This is pure chaos.
Like, the girls are still being styled, they're still doing their hair and makeup.
They're still, like, figuring it all out, and getting them all ready,
and I didn't really know how the whole process worked.
Like, I've been backstage at fashion shows,
but it's 10 times better than I even could've imagined.
I mean, it's just so surreal.
DOMENICO: This is our present...
STEFANO GABBANA: Uh, special for you. - This means... For you.
- Northie, I got a present.
[gasps] Wow. DOMENICO: It's true... it's perfect.
STEFANO: It's not Swarovski.
KIM: This is beautiful.
You guys! - No, is a, a big honor.
- No, the honor is mine. - Mm.
- I love you guys.
I have to wear this tonight.
- Gimme it back, gimme it back, gimme it back.
- Like, the first thing I ever bought when I got a check
was a cross diamond necklace.
This is, like, the nicest piece of jewelry I own
because I lost it all.
After I was robbed in Paris,
I haven't bought jewelry,
I haven't really been about wearing jewelry
because when it was taken from me,
it was such a...
I didn't know I was ready for that experience of what that meant,
but, like, I was. I was ready to, like, give it up.
TRACY: You're, you're ruined.
- You ruined it for the next boyfriend that's ever gonna try to buy me something.
TRACY: Who's gonna... How can he give her jewelry after this?
- This symbolized to me more than just getting a diamond cross necklace.
Thank you so much. - Our very diva.
- Yes. - Recent.
- This, like, brought a piece of my glamour back to me,
and that's why it's so special that
I got it back from a really meaningful experience.
How're we gonna walk out? I'm so, I'm so nervous.
- Ah, you'll be no nervous.
You go, you stop where you want. KIM: Yeah.
- You don't... You go... - Can you come s... really quickly?
DOMENICO: I can't, we... - Don't, don't leave me out there hanging.
DOMENICO/STEFANO: No, no, no.
♪
[crowd chatter]
KRIS: Hi.
- Hi, guys.
Chi Chi!
Hi, Sainty! Hi, Psalmy!
- How are you?
TRACY: Can I see your phone?
- No, you and me need a photo right now because we're twins.
[laughing] - Okay, now the anxiety kicks in.
KRIS: Break a leg! SAINT: Good luck, Mother.
KHLOÉ: Good luck, Mommy. KIM: Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
- Yes, yes. - Yes, yes. You look beautiful.
KIM: Okay. Okay.
♪
We're perfecting it to the last minute,
each girl by girl.
I'm like, "No, it has to be more Kim-ish."
Like, a lighter lip with, like, a darker liner,
and the hair has to be this, and the eye has to be a little smokier.
But I am so [bleep] nervous.
This just has to go perfect.
[cameras clicking]
♪
KHLOÉ: It's definitely surreal.
Like, the fact that we're in Milan
at a fashion show that my sister's creative directing.
Like, all of this sounds outrageous, and, like, how did we get here,
and I hope I never lose that, and I hope we never lose that.
Like, how is this real life?
♪
KIM: You guys look amazing. So good.
So beautiful.
I love it. - Yeah.
KIM: I just wanna watch you do the finishing touches.
You guys look amazing. DOMENICO: Look!
KIM: To see it all come together,
the hair and the makeup completely transforms the entire look,
and it's, like, exactly how I envisioned it.
Thank you. DOMENICO: You go be steppin' up soon.
KIM: Okay. Okay. DOMENICO: The last check.
- This is, like, bucket list moments, and I wanna live in this moment.
♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
PERSON: Show is about to start. KIM: Oh, it's so good!
I'm gonna sneak in the corner this way.
Oh, my God.
Good luck, guys!
I feel like today is, like, a make-it-or-break-it for my career
because this is my first time doing something solo,
and, like, on my own,
and it's the first time they've ever done something like this.
I feel like if this isn't good,
I'll never be hired to do, like, a campaign or anything again.
This can ruin everything.
PERSON: Over here, Kim!
DOMENICO [in video]: Ciao, Kim. Where to? KIM [in video]: Dolce & Gabbana.
♪
[applause]
♪ Italian music playing ♪
- So beautiful, girls.
- Girls, sexy and strong, please.
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
KIM: So exciting!
I'm, like, no one fall in heels, please.
The energy is so crazy,
just to have the girls all ready,
all dressed up, and all of their looks walking out the runway.
You look so beautiful.
Just seeing Stefano, like, right there to fix every hair and makeup,
or to give 'em a quick, little positive note as they walk out.
STEFANO: Sexy and strong, girl.
- This part is so much fun. This is where the energy is.
♪
It looks so good. Do you get nervous?
STEFANO: A little bit. - Yeah.
STEFANO: Yeah. [laughs] KIM: Yeah, it's fun.
TRACY: There's our t-shirt.
KIM: That's our t-shirt!
- The entire show was spectacular, breathtaking.
I was in awe. I was just mesmerized.
It was just beautiful.
PERSON: Kim, are you ready?
- The walkout, that's what makes me so nervous,
'cause if people don't like it, then it's, like, just me they'll blame.
- Yes, okay.
♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
- The moment of just walking out, that moment when the curtain, like, opens,
our audio girl, Paxy, who we've, you know, worked with forever,
she was just standing on the side, like, bawling,
and I was like, "Oh, my God, don't cry. Just get out there."
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
[crowd cheering]
KIM: But it was just... it's super emotional
when you've worked on something for a long time
and it's coming to life,
and this is the moment that you're nervous of,
that you're proud of,
that you just wanna soak up the moment and live in the moment.
This crazy life.
I still... will never get over that this is my life.
[audience applauding]
STEFANO: Thank you. - We did it!
- We got it. - I love you guys.
- Kim [bleep] killed it.
I didn't expect anything less.
- It's one of the most fine incredible experience, honestly.
- Oh my gosh.
I had no clue what I thought this relationship was gonna be.
Thank you, thank you.
And it just ended up being so much more,
and exactly what I needed.
[all cheering]
KRIS: Kim is a superstar.
I don't know what she's gonna do next, and I'm just so damn proud of her.
KIM: Where are the kids? What did they think?
Did... What did you think, guys?!
What did you think?! Did you care?!
Did you like it?!
Ooh! Sorry. Do you... S...
Did you like it?! What did you think, Psalmy?!
Chi, did you like it?!
- Mom? - Yeah.
- I didn't like it. - Oh, stop it.
- I loved it. - Oh, yeah!
You didn't like it, you loved it!
Ooh!
- Oh, yes!
- Oh, my God. - You didn't know?
- No. - Do you approve?
[crosstalk]
- Oh.
- This is a friend of mine. He’s a movie actor, Italian movie actor. - Hi, how are you? I'm Kim.
MICHELE MORRONE: Mickey. - So nice to meet you.
Oh, my God, this is the guy, this is the guy.
My plan for Khloé is to get her mojo back in Milan.
This guy has no clue we're doing a whole episode about...
[all laughing]
TRACY: What was his name again? KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
[crosstalk] LA LA ANTHONY: I don't know the real name.
- It's Michele.
KHLOÉ: Hey, hey, babe. Hey, Daddy.
This is my friend, La La. - Hey, how you doin'?
- I'm La La. It's a pleasure. - Hi. Mickey. Nice to meet you.
- It's so nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, as well.
- This is Natalie. MICHELE: Hey, Natalie. Mickey.
- And this is Olivia. MICHELE: Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you. Great pleasure.
- I think he's super hot. He's, like, a man.
I love a good man.
Like, he's definitely just hot, and tall, and muscular.
I could see him, like, ooh, like...
We'll see you tonight.
Yes. - All right.
- He's so fine.
Listen, I don't need your judgment over here.
- Not judging. KHLOÉ: You're just sitting here...
- I fully support...
- Stealth, like, not my fault that you're engaged.
Jealous bitch.
I've had a little tough year, so I'm excited just to,
just to be in a new environment, and have new energy,
and even if it's, like, my same group of girls,
we all act different when we're outta town.
So... To be continued. - To be continued tonight, right? Yep.
♪
- ♪ Keep it cool ♪
♪ So iconic ♪
♪ Break the rules ♪
♪ So iconic ♪
- I like it.
KRIS: Do you think I should wear the hat or no hat?
- I don't know. I still think the hat's fun.
Do you wanna ask Kim or are you scared to ask Kim?
- Scared.
HAIR STYLIST: I think it's kinda cute. KHLOÉ: I think it's fun.
- Yeah... 'Cause you're the,
you're the captain of the ship, you know? - Right.
Um, just saw the show.
We're changing clothes to go to the dinner and after party,
so we're really excited.
The show was amazing.
It was just such a great, great, great day.
- Did you see... the photo that circulated how he was...
I had no idea how he was posing. PRODUCER: No.
- Oh, my God, you're gonna die. It's, like, everywhere.
I don't care 'cause it's so funny.
KRIS: With you? - Yeah, he's, like, kissing my forehead.
He was like, "Can I put my hand on your waist for a photo?"
I was like, "That is so nice that you asked me."
He, like, grabbed the small of my waist.
I was like, "Ooh. Yes, Daddy." [laughs]
- It's looks like you've been dating... KHLOÉ: Yes. Yes! it looks like...
PERSON: That's how I... - He posted it on his story?!
PERSON: Yeah. That's how it got out. - Shut up!
PERSON: And he posted it three hours ago. - Shut up!
I was like, "How did this get everywhere?"
KRIS: The guy did? PERSON: Yeah, three hours ago.
KHLOÉ: I don't mind. I like the narrative.
It's better than the narrative that I've been having,
so I don't care... but... I was dying.
I didn't know how this came out. PERSON 2: [laughs] Oh, my God.
KIM: The funniest part is,
all of the internet thinks they're together.
I had no clue that, like, people really knew who this guy was
and are obsessed with him.
Khloé probably wants to kill us,
thinking we fully plotted this.
We couldn't have asked for this to go better, to be honest.
Like, truly.
- I think that's so cute of Kim that she was plotting and planning
to have me hook up with someone here in Milan.
I really do. Thank you, Kiks.
So, he goes... We're sitting at the show, and they sat me next to him,
and he's like, "Do you like Dolce & Gabbana?"
And I was like, "I do."
And I said, "Do you like Dolce?"
And he's like, "Yeah, it's always been a dream of mine since I was a kid
to model for them,"
and he's like, "And now I'm the face of Dolce."
And I go, "Oh, you must really like them then."
Like, I don't know who anyone is. KRIS: Oh, he's the face of Dolce?
- Yes, he's the... - With the Speedo on and noth...
No clothes... KHLOÉ: Yes! That's him.
- coming out of a waterfall in Capri? KHLOÉ: But, you know, I don't know anyone.
It could be Tom Hanks and I'm like, "Hey, do you like movies?"
Like, I have no idea who anyone is.
- This is him.
KHLOÉ: Oh, my God, yeah. No, he's a very handsome man,
but I had no idea who he was.
We're talking during the show,
and then he's like, he's like, "I have two kids. They're in Lebanon."
I was like, "Oh, that's nice." I go, "I have two kids.
My daughter's four and my son is still an infant."
So, he was like, "You look great." I was like, "Oh, I didn't birth the baby."
I go, "It's a surrogate." He's like, "Oh, how was that?"
I go, "It's so [bleep] weird. It's..."
And he was like, "Oh, my God," he's like, "I love you because you're so not PC."
I go, "Oh, no. Not at all." And he thinks I'm nuts.
It just was... It's too easy to make people uncomfortable.
"So how's your dad?" "Which one?"
[indistinct chatter]
- One's dead and one turned into a girl.
[laughs]
"Why'd you get a divorce?" "Oh, found him in a brothel."
I can go on and on.
I'm just gonna start makin' up different stories.
PERSON: You have to get real creative. KHLOÉ: Oh, my God.
But you can't come up with better than what the truth is.
PERSON: I know. That's what I meant... - That's... that's why it's funny.
- She's going to Kim's room? PERSON: Mm-hmm.
- She'll be back to say she can't wear the hat.
How much do you wanna make a bet?
Oh, Zsa Zsa's back.
KRIS: Okay, so they don't want a hat.
- Okay.
♪ Dramatic music playing ♪
- Anything else you wanna get off this table?
KOURTNEY: I think it's fine. My closet's just a freaking mess.
Did you see my... Judith Leiber bag that I designed?
- Why'd you pick sushi? - Theme was sushi.
- Why?
- Because of our vegan sushi obsession.
- It's super cute, the chopsticks. - Yeah.
I wish that they were silver, but it ki... it all matches.
- You are so anti-gold. - I know.
Did you see any of the Dolce runway show in Milan?
- Oh, my God. I feel like Fashion Week is my whole feed right now.
- I didn't watch the Dolce show, but I saw photos,
and I saw that it was, like, the '90s as their theme,
and I thought it was just so crazy how Dolce presented us for the wedding
for all my sisters to wear, and my other looks,
were all, like, current lemon prints and things,
and then we insisted that it had to be '90s Dolce.
And then, when I went to Lake Como,
didn't you stay in Milan and pull the '90s?
- We actually pulled through archives that aren't even, like, online.
That's where we pulled all those special ones,
like, for all the sisters and
so that's your filler for you. - Yeah.
And then, those looks, a lot of them are, like,
looks that are on the runway,
like my butterfly dress that I wore in burgundy,
like the black version.
It's just
weird.
- Well, have you talked to Kim about it
and how you feel? - No.
She's, like, there doing this whole thing.
I want her to, like, have her... time, you know?
Now that I'm seeing it,
I was really never told the concept, that it was, like, '90s,
and then it just feels like she took the mood board we sent my family
and made it,
even though it's obviously all Dolce & Gabbana clothes.
- Yeah. - She's putting out all these vibes
from my wedding
with looks that we so carefully curated... - Yeah.
- and then putting it into the fashion show.
Um... - 'Cause I feel like that was a lot of work of
going deeper and going deeper. - Ours. Yeah.
- And then, you know, making those final selects and curating.
- And us pushing for that... - Yeah.
- for that, like, curation.
- Do you think you'll say something to Dolce and talk to them about it?
- Maybe not.
I think I did think it was, like, more, like, of a personal relationship,
which is why I ended up doing my whole wedding with them.
But I feel like it's also a brand,
like, what can I... Like, I can't really expect
as much from them as, like, I would from, like, my sister,
or even I'm sure my mom did the deal. - Yeah.
- I think it's bizarre that she wouldn't mention it to me, like...
- Probably the timing, I feel like, is also...
- The timing, 'cause it's four months after my wedding.
This had to be being planned and worked on for months...
- Yeah. - To get, like, such
a big production done.
But, I mean, I-I'm happy the w...
Like, with our wedding and the way it all happened.
Well, on to the next.
♪ Upbeat Italian music playing ♪
TRACY: Not done.
- Lift... Yeah, we have to... And watch your head, watch your head.
LA LA: Watch your head. TRACY: Oh, my God.
LA LA: 'Cause that happened last... KIM: Okay, one.
- Go, Kimberly, go! [indistinct chatter]
- Dolce & Gabbana set up a dinner for me, and I can't even walk in this dress.
♪
We tied it all the way up.
It's supposed to have a slit, but then it won't be so hour glassy.
I'll do anything for a good look, so, like, I'm not worried about that.
We are all on cloud nine.
We've seen the reviews, we've gotten the energy,
we've gotten all the calls.
Like, now we're feeling ourselves.
Like, we did it.
- This show, it becomes a part of the history.
- Absolutely, for sure, 100%. - So cool.
- Kimberly has come
so, so far in her confidence in fashion.
[shutter snaps] [indistinct chatter]
- She has gone from relying on her ex-husband
to now curating her own collaboration with Dolce & Gabbana.
- All the reviews were so good.
- Yeah. - They were like...
KHLOÉ: But, Kim, you have been a fashionista
since you've been born,
and you don't need anybody else but your little self,
so you better own that shit.
[server speaking Italian]
KRIS: Oh, yeah. Cacio e Pepe?
[Domenico speaks Italian, chuckles]
[Kris laughs]
- Here, wait. Will you push it in? - Don't worry.
- Okay.
DOMENICO: You try, you know? KRIS: Yes.
Thank you. - This looks so good.
[clinking glass] DOMENICO: Hello!
And we wanna say thank you to Kim
for this amazing, amazing experience with us.
PERSON: She's a icon! [people cheering]
- I... If I could get up, I would!
- I wanna... First of all, this is such an emotional day for me and my family
because it's the... a dream come true,
and years of friendship, and then expanding that to my children.
Thank you for making this dream come true for my daughter.
[all cheering]
KHLOÉ: You should tell someone else that.
KHLOÉ: You should tell somebody else that.
GUI SIQUEIRA: Who? - Oh.
KHLOÉ: Yes. But that's what I mean...
KHLOÉ: How we were raised is that we just are happy for one another.
KIM: Ooh, she got so mad.
She said, "You're tryna copy me,"
but she always tries to hate on the side.
She's such a hater.
KHLOÉ: So, I don't know where this is coming from, but it's okay.
You let someone pout in the corner, you don't entertain it, you move on
because you don't get jealous of your family.
- When it comes to Kim and Kourtney, no one's right and no one's wrong.
It's gonna work itself out.
I know my girls, and they have this deep love for one another,
and they'll figure it out.
KIM: All right, guys, let's get outta here.
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
♪ Mexe Com O Bumbum by Forró Blackout plays ♪
♪ upbeat music playing ♪
♪
- I have had the best trip to Milan.
It's exactly what I needed. This has been food for my soul.
- ♪ Can't have my autograph ♪
KHLOÉ: I feel lighter.
I feel honored and blessed to come on this journey to Milan,
and see Kim sparkle and shine.
- ♪ Va va voom ♪
♪ Va va voom ♪
- I did this to push me mentally and emotionally,
but knowing that Kourtney is mad just kills my vibe.
I have to talk to her, and explain it to her.
I just want her to be happy for me.
This was too big of a moment to not be proud.
- ♪ Va voom ♪
- ♪ Turn it up, turn it up ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
♪ Turn it up, turn it up ♪
♪ Here we go, here we go ♪
KHLOÉ: Hi, Mom. KRIS: Hello?
Hey, Don. How are you? DON BROOKS: Yes, yes, yes.
You back at it.
- So, what're you guys up to?
- Uh, we gon' work out a little bit.
We just gon' do the upper body for you.
KRIS: Okay. - Just the arms.
- Khloé, did you have the best time in Milan?
- I did. - You did?
- Weren't you there?
- I was, but I didn't hear... - Yeah.
- about the whole prank that North pulled on you.
- Oh, my God. She's... such a monster. - You need to tell me exactly what happened.
What happened?
- We got back to the hotel around 3 a.m.,
and there was a note on my door with a rose,
and it was like, "I wanna take you on a, on a date.
It's your neighbor."
Like, "Knock two times if you wanna go on a date."
Something like that. I forget verbatim.
And I'm like, "I'm not knocking on a door at 3 a.m."
Anyways... the next day, I go and do glam,
I get off the elevator, and I run into him,
and I was like, "Thank you so much for your note."
He's like, "What note?"
And I was like, "Shut up." - What?
- And I go, "The note you wrote me?"
And I t-told him the whole thing,
and then, he was like, "Can I see the note?"
So, I went to get the note and I gave it to him.
He's like, "One, I'm, like, so offended you thought this would be my handwriting,
and two, I just didn't write this for you."
And while he's talking, I'm thinking,
"North." I don't know why... - Stop.
- I thought North.
North.
This note is from my [bleep] nine-year-old niece.
I'm mortified... 'cause I'm this much of a [bleep] loser
that I'm gonna accept any child's handwritten letter to me,
and take it as an admirer.
So, I call Kim, and I was like,
"Kim, did [bleep] North write me a note?" [Kris laughing]
- The thing is, North didn't make up this story on her own.
Kim, obviously, helped her, and Kim's a [bleep] bitch
for not texting me a heads up.
- The fact that they believed that that was some man's writing
is so [bleep] funny that that's insane.
[inhales, exhales]
- They're all assholes, actually.
KRIS: Well, I just came to get the tea. That's all I wanted.
KHLOÉ: Whoo!
- Did you ever find out if Kourtney and Kim
had a talk about the whole Dolce thing?
- No.
You know Kourtney won't have the talk for a while.
- She's not... Kourtney isn't an immediate communicator.
- No, she needs to process it.
- When Kourtney and Kim grew up, their childhood was fabulous,
but I remember there was one incident where
Kim realized that Kourtney took her jeans or borrowed her jeans,
so Kim walked into her classroom,
in the middle of class,
and started demanding her pants back.
[scoffs] I mean, who does that?
That's when I knew that they were feisty,
but they'll get through anything that's thrown at them.
This is child's play.
- Actually, Mom, you got it wrong.
It was Kourtney that popped into Kim's classroom
demanding her jeans back while Kim was wearing them. [chuckles]
This tension goes way back.
- How's the baby?
KHLOÉ: He's good. - Yeah?
- He's not lactose intolerant, but he would not be able
to keep anything down...
- I know. I... - And he was struggling, so...
- When he was at my house, it was coming up,
and I said this is exactly what Kourtney did when she was a baby,
and I had to change her formula three times...
- It's sad. - Because I didn't nurse Kourtney.
In those days, it was, like... - That's the problem.
That's where it... this all stems from.
Yes. - We don't need to talk about
who was breastfed and who wasn't,
and make me feel like I was a terrible mom.
I mean, you know, in those days,
you didn't just, you know, whip your boob out
and start feeding somebody at a restaurant.
So, you lived and you learned.
KHLOÉ: I thought you were talking to the camera.
- You live and you learn. [chuckles] [clicks tongue]
♪ Losing My Mind by Vanacore Music playing ♪
- ♪ Oh, I've been losin' my mind for you ♪
♪ Oh, I'm in over my head for you ♪
- Travis and I wanted to go to Santa Barbara to the same hotel
where we got engaged a year ago.
I had no idea that he was setting up any sort of surprise.
- ♪ My ♪
♪ My ♪
♪ I've been losin' my mind ♪
- And he completely recreated all the roses,
like he did for our engagement.
- ♪ I've been losin' my mind ♪
- It was just the most special, romantic thing that anyone's ever done.
[musicians playing gentle, romantic music]
TRAVIS: This moment's just us and, like, a million roses.
KOURTNEY: This is so pretty.
- It is? - Yeah.
KOURTNEY: I had this beautiful
diamond heart... necklace
that Travis had gotten me for... Christmas.
It, unfortunately, was stolen,
and so, Travis got me the same necklace again.
A little bit more beautiful... but, um, I was so happy.
I was like, "My necklace! My necklace is back."
It was just the most thoughtful thing ever.
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
- ♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪
KOURTNEY: We laid in the sand and got dirty,
and just, like, talked and laughed, and drank champagne,
and this is where I'm meant to be.
KOURTNEY: I love it.
This is so cute, baby.
I think we could be done filming.
Bye, everyone.
♪ Life Goals by Vanacore Music playing ♪
- ♪ Come on ♪
♪ I ain't got a problem shootin' my shot ♪
♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Uh, uh ♪
♪
♪ Because I ain't got a problem ♪
- Now, I feel like it looks a little muddy.
Maybe let's powder it all with the translucent
to see if it brightens up a bit.
Um... KHLOÉ: Oh boy.
How do you feel about Milan? Have you talked to Kourt?
- I still haven't talked to her, no.
- That's just crazy.
- I know. It's really crazy.
- I hope she's gonna talk to you about it.
I mean, I really wish she would, but she definitely feels like
you, like, sorta stole her thunder... - I get that.
- And she feels just like why can't she have something for herself.
I found out that Kourt is so upset because she actually called me crying,
and she feels like her wedding moment was taken away from her,
and she just feels like there's no loyalty in this family,
and that everyone... wants what the other person has,
and... all of those things.
And then I have heard that her friends were riling her up.
- I believe it.
- Her words were, " Everyone thinks this is the weirdest thing."
[phone ringing] - Which...
Who are you calling?
- Simon, 'cause I feel, like... - Oh.
Oh God. - We need to involve him.
[Khloé gasps]
- So Simon is one of my best friends,
but he's also one of Kourtney's best friends.
If anyone knows where Kourtney's head is at, it's Simon.
SIMON HUCK [on phone]: Hi. KIM: Hey.
- Hi, Simon. KIM: I need to brainstorm with you.
SIMON: Okay, tell me. - Because we need to figure out
how we're gonna talk about Dolce
because she doesn't really wanna talk about it.
SIMON: Well, she does not wanna talk to you about it at all,
which is... I mean, I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing.
I just don't know how that conversation's gonna go with you two.
You know? I don't, I don't know if it's a good conversation.
- But why does she not... - But why wouldn't you... Yeah.
Why wouldn't you wanna talk about it, though?
SIMON: I just think she thinks the outcome will be, like, it won't get solved.
- But what is there to solve?
SIMON: That you should've said no and that just wasn't gonna happen.
I think it's also, like, she found out after the fact,
so, like, after you were already doing it versus...
- That's not true. I told her before.
I invited her and Travis. I had those conversations.
She just didn't know that it was this big of a deal.
SIMON: Right. - But I-I shouldn't have
to ask her for permission.
I thought I was being, like, actually really mindful.
I didn't pick... There was so many collections
that I wanted to do.
Like, I would've done something from the Madonna collection,
but she wore something at her wedding, so I said don't do any of that. SIMON: Right.
- Don't do, don't do any of the lace that she wore at her wedding.
Meanwhile, I had already worn the Madonna piece, randomly,
a long time ago, you know?
Some of the looks that she ended up with at her wedding... I wore before.
I wore one filming with the Madonna thing.
I wore it filming for Keeping Up in 2018.
Um, and she wore that as her bridal thing with the black veil,
the same outfit that I already own.
I, literally, thought I was being mindful. They wanted to do black veils.
I said absolutely not 'cause Kourtney had 'em at her wedding...
- But I think all of these things are information she's not aware of,
and, maybe, that would make her feel better.
SIMON: She doesn't know any of that information.
- She did say that every one of her friends thinks...
- Oh yeah, 'cause she's saying every one of her friends,
but she doesn't have any friends, so Travis? SIMON: No.
When are you... Are you doing this in person,
or are you doing this on the phone?
KHLOÉ: She... - I mean, we should do it in person.
- But I also am fearful that it can get... ugly quickly
if you're not in, like,
the right Zen energy mode. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Take it down. Don't be like... KIM: Yeah.
- "I don't give a [bleep]. I d..."
Like, don't be like, "I don't need your [bleep] permission.
Who do you think you..." Like, I... You can't be that kinda Kim.
- Yeah.
- So get it all out now
'cause I already see it boiling inside of you.
CHRIS APPLETON: Yeah. KHLOÉ: Just be like...
CHRIS: She's in... she's there. - Yeah, look at her. She's like, "Ooh."
- I'd be like, "Bitch, you think I need your permission?"
KHLOÉ: Yeah, like, we can't have that. - You...
- Like, it's not a [bleep] measuring contest.
KIM: Yeah. - You got a big [bleep],
she has a nice size [bleep].
Like, you guys are good, 'kay? And I don't think Mom should be there.
Because Mom will say like, "[bleep] you, I've known these people."
It-It's always... Then it's her [bleep] measuring contest,
and we all know she has the biggest schlong. Yeah.
[all laughing]
- Yeah.
- It's really not a competition at this point.
They're both really well-endowed.
And guess who wins that contest?
Moi. Okay?
[friends cheering]
KIM: Next on The Kardashians...
- We've built this amazing life for ourselves,
but it can be a curse.
KOURTNEY: There's no sense of loyalty.
It's who she is to her core.
- The tension is brewing and brewing.
KRIS: Kim is gonna be 42.
Ah! The birthday girl!
You are pretty much now the leader of our family.
KIM: What?
So, tonight, Kourtney and I are finally gonna talk about Dolce & Gabbana.
- No one called me to say, "How do you feel about this?"
- I... No, I called you and I thought I came to you. I did.
"You stole my [bleep] wedding country."
- Like, the business and the check was more important than my feelings.
♪ Upbeat music playing ♪
♪
- I think that my favorite moment was the video in the beginning.
It's just so good of Kim eating the pasta.
I actually want that on a loop in my house.
I just wanna watch Kim in my kitchen eat pasta.
That is such a good idea.
Matt? We need to make that happen.
Kim in the kitchen, on a loop, on the TV, eating pasta.
I love my ideas.
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