Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
I think it could be interesting
to invite the girls to Palm Springs.
I went to the Louis Vuitton store.
- Yeah. - [voice breaking] I bought a bag
because I just feel like... [sniffles]
I want to have something, like, nice around them.
I actually met Angie K. a long time ago through Jen.
I hope she's not coming to Palm Springs.
Meredith said she wasn't inviting her, so I'm hoping--
- What?! - Yeah, I don't like her.
They don't know you're coming?
They just don't know I'm coming.
[singsongy] Surprise!
LISA: Oh, my God. Does anyone see my ring on the floor?
My ring--it is totally gone.
This is why they say, more money, more problems, girl.
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Hi. How are you?
- Hi. Yes, thank you. - Oh, I love it. It's so pink.
Oh, it is perfectly pink. It's really bright out.
LISA: Do you know how to get in?
Yeah, they sent me a code. Here we go!
- Here we go! - Oh, my God.
Look how cute this is.
LISA: Oh, my gosh. It's so cute.
- Look at the floaty! Ooh! - LISA: I love it.
[laughs] Awesome.
Look at this place. It's screaming drag queen.
I'm surrounded by pink flamingos,
pool floaties, extensions, fake lashes, big lips.
- [camera shutter clicks] - Oh, wait, wait.
Those are just my friends, but I'm assuming
there's drag queens somewhere in the vicinity.
It really is cute.
Trixie Hotel. Like, is that a person?
Is this--is the hotel named after her?
I'm just confused on where-- what Trixie is.
Welcome to Trixie Motel. Hello!
[screams and laughter]
LISA: [singsongy] Hi, Trixie!
- Hello. Hi. - Hi, Trixie. Mwah.
- Hi, hi, hi. - Hi! How are you?
Hi, Meredith. How are you? Thank you, guys, for coming.
- Oh! - HEATHER: Your legs are giving!
- Hi, gorgeous. - So nice to meet you.
Thank you. Nice to meet you.
- You look so pretty. - Thank you.
I'm gonna admit, it's a little hot for this much clothing.
- [laughs] - Little different weather
than Salt Lake City. - We love it.
Oh, my gosh.
If you want a new piece of jewelry, just say that.
- LISA: Yeah. - [laughs]
So, this is the Trixie Motel.
It is seven rooms. It's very private.
It's queer-owned business.
Everything is custom, special, one of a kind.
I mean, you can get naked out here.
I mean, I recommend wearing at least a little pink
at all times, so... - [laughter]
The other ladies are already here, so...
- Who? - Welcome!
Hi!
Oh, my God.
Everybody's here.
Oh, my gosh. You're here already.
[voice echoes and fades] I didn't know you were coming.
[singsongy] Hello.
Angie?
Holy sh--.
- Hi, ladies. - Hey. How are you?
I didn't know you were gonna be here.
- Surprise. - Is Meredith jet-lagged?
She's showing zero reaction to the fact that
her hostess trip just got completely hijacked.
This is incredibly ill-mannered and rude.
I can't imagine inviting someone on a trip
without talking to the hostess about it.
- Hi. - Hello, Mary. How are you?
- I'm just good. - Nice to see you.
Who is Angie?
I would love to give you guys a little tour, if that's okay.
- Yes. - Yes, I want to see.
TRIXIE: Okay, great.
So, this is the Yeehaw Cowgirl room.
WOMEN: Yeehaw! Yeehaw! [cheering]
But this room's been taken 'cause of horses.
I know. I had to.
TRIXIE: This one's like the honeymoon suite,
so it's a little bigger.
- Whitney's chosen this room. - Oh.
- TRIXIE: It's all custom. - HEATHER: This is great!
MONICA: Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful.
How do I turn down a hot pink bathtub?
Yeah.
So, I'm gonna go tend to my other business ventures,
but thank you guys for checking in. I'll see you later.
- Thank you. - Bye!
- Okay, thank you. - Bye, Trixie!
Thanks, Trixie.
I think I need, like, 20 minutes to redo.
Yeah. What's the plan, Meredith?
MEREDITH: And then let's come out by the pool. Why not?
Let me get the door to our suite.
[door squeaks]
Well, I'm just gonna wait right here.
♪
- Thank you so much. Cheers. - Enjoy.
You're the sweetest. Thank you. All right, girl. Here we are.
- [singsongy] Hey, guys. - Hi.
- Hey. - Want some sun or some shade?
- Um, I'll take the sun. - I knew you would.
- You know me. - I knew you would.
I don't usually love surprises,
but the Angie K. surprise, I love.
I'm here because Whitney invited me.
Yeah, we were just at dinner, and I was like,
"Be my plus one."
Well, I'm shocked that you wouldn't be included.
♪
That was weird that she didn't say hi.
♪
[knock on door]
Come in.
- Hello. - Entree to the Queen of Hearts.
I love it, my queen.
- Is that a waterbed? - I have a waterbed!
Heather has a big mouth.
I don't understand what's happening.
- This is your trip. - You know what?
You know what, Heather?
There are so many bigger things going on
in this world right now.
If this is what makes her happy, it reflects on her, not on me.
The last few times I've seen Meredith,
she's had no issue with me.
Well, at the snowball fight, nobody said a word.
I'm sorry. Fresh powder, fresh start.
That's a great time to, like, "Hey, let's squash it."
She seemed completely fine.
- LISA: Yeah, she did. - ANGIE: She sure did.
Again, that's how she's been with me every time I see her.
So, instead, she chose this, like, passive-aggressive way
of, like, excluding me. - LISA: Aggres--
It's fake.
Do you think she has any idea why she wasn't invited?
Well, I don't know why she would think she would be invited.
Many of our interactions thus far
have been rather unpleasant.
None of us should ever speak negatively
about anyone else around you. I got it.
These are irritations, so I'm just gonna voice them...
- Yes. - ...and we can move on.
I mean, you should work in a cubicle.
You apparently have zero people skills.
I have very good people skills, Angie.
It's just mean girl nasty.
It's a complete, like, act of war.
Yeah.
ANGIE: Oh, look at all of this. Oh, my God.
LISA: I'm gonna go get in my bathing suit.
- We'll get you some Kit Kat. - I'm so hungry.
WHITNEY: We'll get a good variety.
HEATHER: All right, I'm gonna change,
and I'll meet you out there. - All right. Mwah.
ANGIE: Would you stop with the salad?
- WHITNEY: It's bikini season. - In Salt Lake City, it's winter.
♪
Mary, come get something to eat. Come sit with us.
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ANGIE: Mary, come on over, girl.
- I am not coming over there. - Oh.
Please stop talking to me like that. I don't like it.
[sighs]
So, Whitney, so, why are you guys here early? I don't get--
What is the connection? Like, what's going on?
So--So, Trixie is one of my good friends.
- That's why you're here early? - Yeah.
So, Meredith invited me to the trip.
I reached out to Trixie,
and I just like, "I want to come down early."
It just feels childish.
Well, I know it might feel childish to you,
but Whitney's trying to be inclusive,
so I don't think that was Whitney's intent.
I wasn't even talking to you.
♪
MONICA: Hi!
ANGIE: Hi, girl.
- [singsongy] I brought tequila! - [singsongy] Get on out here.
- ANGIE: Have a seat, girl. - This looks so good.
Welcome, guys.
Wow, look at you!
I brought my guests some gifts. Take a bag for you. Thank you.
- Take a bag for you. - Thank you.
And then so many things at once.
Thank you.
For you.
- For you. - Thanks, Mer.
- Oh, so pretty. - Oh, how sweet.
Keep on-a walking by.
MEREDITH: We did some cute T-shirts.
"No Trix, All Trust," guys.
- That is so cute. - Oh, thank you, Meredith.
I love it.
I'm sure they're just donated sh-- from other companies.
Okay, so, guys, we have a shopping afternoon planned,
which should be really fun.
So, I've got a couple of fun stores,
and we're gonna break off into two different groups of pairs.
The idea is, if I pair off with Lisa,
who we're trying to rebuild and grow and trust again,
I could--we could shop together.
I could pick something out for you
that I feel resonates with you.
No costumes. Don't worry.
Maybe a new ring. [chuckles]
We can wear it at dinner, whatever,
you know, we pick, so-- - Wait, wait, wait.
This is what we're wearing to dinner,
what we pick out for each other?
This idea is--remember, it's--it's about trust,
so don't, like, put the other one
in something you know they're not gonna wanna wear.
- Okay. - Okay.
Bad Weather, we need you two making some good sunshine,
All sunshine and no shade.
And then, you know, Monica and Mary because...
- Yes. - ...Mary, I'm so happy
to have you back in action here. - Me, too.
And, Monica, you're newer to all of this.
Yes. Thank you.
So, I thought, like, the two of you would be a good connection.
Um, and, Angie, I didn't know you would be here.
But if you want to go on your own or go with Whitney,
you can, whatever you like.
Thank you for acknowledging that you didn't invite me.
It's all good. I'll figure it out.
Ew! Right out the gate.
We are sassy to the hostess!
Anyway...
I think Monica is way out of line.
She's coming into this group as my friend,
and she's acting disgusted at my comments?
Grab something to eat, something to drink,
and we will hit the road, guys.
Like, the minute she could take up
for somebody else, she did.
The minute.
We are going as is.
Shopping in bikinis!
I think Palm Springs is pretty loose.
- We're the only ones in net. - [laughs]
I'm gonna go use the restroom first.
Let's go, guys. Let's go freshen up.
I'm bellying up to the bar for a shopping cocktail.
MONICA: They're so pretty.
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[crunching]
- LISA: Angie. - ANGIE: Hi.
- LISA: Are you okay? - Hey, sexy.
- Hey. - It's good.
You guys, light is being shed on the fakery.
Monica's over there, like, "Ooh, right out of the gate."
What a----ing bitch. You don't talk--
No, you don't talk to anybody like that.
I don't care if that's who you are.
Okay, Mary, I will be right back.
And you're kind of like, "Don't get involved."
- Don't get-- - Yeah.
She has no idea why I have issues with Meredith,
so don't say anything.
Don't be a----ing big mouth because you don't know.
There's nothing wrong with being emotional.
My feelings would be hurt, too.
I can hear you guys from Barbie Malibu room.
It sounds like you're upset.
- She--Her feelings are hurt. - You know what?
I'm glad you're here, Monica, but when I also
just made that comment to Whitney, it was like,
you're like, "Ooh, right out of the gates."
How about check in with me?
Like, I introduced you to the friends here.
You know what I mean?
I mean, you were very rude to the hostess.
- Was I, though? - And as your friend,
I would tell you that was rude, though.
It sounded condescending and insulting,
so it took me by surprise that you did that
when she's putting this all on.
♪
Yeah.
- Okay. All right. - I deserve to be here
as much as everyone else. Love you. Have fun.
- Okay. Mwah. Bye. - See you in a bit.
- Let me put on my lip gloss. - Okay. I'll see you soon.
Coming up...
Don't [bleep] with me.
♪.
♪
MEREDITH: All right, guys, let's go.
HEATHER: Goodbye, Trixie Motel.
LISA: You guys, I'm so upset about my ring.
♪
ANGIE: [singsongy] Ladies, time to go shopping.
MEREDITH: So, we have two stores--
Marianne's and Bazar.
Our group will jump off here.
Mary and Monica, you guys go on to the next store.
- Bye. See you guys later. - WHITNEY: All right, you two.
- Bye! - Thank you so much.
MEREDITH: Okay, guys, here we go!
Hello!
This is gonna be fab, guys. I see hot pink.
Picking your clothes out every day
is such a personal thing,
so to let someone else do that for you
is definitely a trust building exercise.
I think Heather would look fantastic in that.
I think that's a Lisa Barlow vibe.
- LISA: No, thank you. - [laughs]
I just have to toe the line to make sure I don't, uh,
ruffle too many feathers on this.
Oh, my God. [laughs]
No way.
- Oh, my good--no way. - [laughs]
- Mary. - This is--Somebody farted.
[laughs]
Okay, I'm gonna shop for Whitney,
and I'm gonna make her look amazing.
MEREDITH: I'm shopping for Lisa. Let me see.
- Can I help? [laughs] - Um...
ANGIE: Hey, how about this little number?
I'm sorry, but I kind of wanna wear this.
Meredith does not have a good poker face.
Okay.
She is stuck with Angie. I don't think she loves it.
She's showing all of her cards, and her cards scream irritation.
Oh, wow. These look like Whitney.
Shh.
♪
Okay, we're honing in on what we need to find.
Look at all these dresses. What do you think?
I'm looking.
I don't mind being paired up with Monica,
but, um... mm.
Does this look cute? Okay, no?
I think I'll do all the picking. I'll pick for me and her.
- This is pretty. Look. - [gasps] I love that.
Heather, your butt would be poppin' in this.
What about this for you? Coverage but still sexy.
Also the pearls. A little bit classy.
None of this is you. Not the tutu.
MONICA: Ready? Coming out.
MARY: Okay.
[gasps] Oh, my God!
You needed to have a daughter 'cause you are dressing me.
That right there is e--
That's what you're wearing to dinner.
Okay. I love this!
You got to try some stuff on, too.
- Okay, what about this one? - I love it.
- You love it? Okay. - Mm-hmm. I'll try it.
- [gasps] - Like citron? It's kind of big.
It's so pretty. It fits you perfectly, though.
- No, I think it looks good. - Mm-hmm. I'm gonna try to--
- Do you like this? - No.
Okay.
HEATHER: I'm ready!
- MEREDITH: Let's go! - WHITNEY: Everyone out?
♪
- I am ready! - Yeah!
- Whoo! - Okay.
I feel like by dressing Lisa,
Meredith is living out her wildest fantasy fashion dream.
You think Meredith wants to be wearing
double-breasted blazers and flare pants to every activity?
No! She wants a jingly, jangly coin skirt.
The top is very Mugler, which I know is your vibe,
and the bottom is not really you.
Obviously, Meredith hates me.
So, the point was to give you something
that was putting you a little out of the comfort zone
without taking you too far,
because we want to establish trust.
Yeah. I'm not nude, but close.
Yeah, it might be a little revealing for me.
And you can make a lot of noise.
I learned that I cannot trust Meredith's style at all.
This looks like Meredith in Saint-Tropez
popping bottles. - [cork pops]
I love it.
Well, I picked this outfit for Whitney because
this is kind of giving, like, royalty vibes.
I'm confused by Heather's choices
because I thought this was a game of trust.
Instead, I'm Kate Middleton on top
and a lab tech on the bottom.
Does anyone here need a blood sample taken?
With Heather, the jacket is very street.
And then I was envisioning, like, you maybe,
like, unbuttoning it just a little bit.
- Making a little bit sexier? - Yeah.
- Just take it all off.
I think it's-- you hit a home run.
- Can Angie come out? - Who?
- I have Angie. - Oh, my gosh. I forgot.
[laughs]
Well, when I picked out this outfit...
Oh, my...
...because I thought it was very Grecian.
Totally Grecian.
I embody the Greek culture here.
LISA: Opa!
The outfit-- it's like a Greek tragedy.
♪
[singsongy] Oh, I see Mary.
- [laughs] - Monica...
HEATHER: Looking around at all of our outfits...
- Hey. - [Monica gasps]
- She get it for you? - HEATHER: Meredith.
we look like the rejected Barbies
at the bottom of the toy trunk.
MEREDITH: All right, guys, let's go to Copley's for dinner.
HEATHER: [singsongy] Teamwork makes the dream work.
MARY: Lisa, I love your little belly, your little dance.
- It reminds me of Milan. - Thanks, Mary,
'cause I'm, like, dying that I'm in this.
I'm also still really upset about my ring.
I just almost started to cry, and then I'm like, I can't.
- I just gotta, like-- - Gotta compartmentalize.
Yeah. [chuckles]
- MARY: I wanna eat. I'm hungry. - MONICA: What is Copley's?
HEATHER: Is there a dress code at Copley's?
It's kind of chic, to be honest.
Oh, my gosh. Formerly Cary Grant's estate,
now a restaurant, and I'm wearing this.
ANGIE: Once you sit down,
no one will even notice that you're naked.
LISA: It's literally so triggering for me right now.
Why? What about it? Like--
Um, I'm in a bathing suit going to a 5-star restaurant. Weird.
I prepared for this trip. Like, my shopper in Milan
sent all these beautiful things to me.
When we get out, I'm gonna tie this around my waist
before I sit down. - [laughs]
First I lost my ring, and now I am going to dinner
at a 5-star restaurant in my bikini
with a knockoff Givenchy top
and this skirt that I stole from a Middle Eastern dancer.
It's just uncomfortable 'cause they're hard,
and it's putting indents in my body.
Like, it's like, the discs, they hurt.
This is no longer a fun girls trip.
This is like "The Shining," and I am trapped,
and next thing you know, two twins are gonna
knock on my door and say, "Redrum."
I will never get dressed up again.
♪
Coming up...
You rent your----ing life. Everything about you is fake.
- Stop! Okay, Angie-- - You're a----ing fake bitch.
- Get out. - Stop! Oh, my gosh--
Monica, don't tell me how to act.
- No! - You... can... leave!
♪.
♪
- MEREDITH: Okay, here we are. - MARY: I want to eat.
Hello. We have a reservation for Marks.
Wonderful. I have your table ready.
Have a wonderful evening, ladies. You look wonderful.
- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you so much.
We know you're lying to us, but we appreciate it.
Lisa, whoever picked out your outfit, they don't like you.
Like, you should know that going forward.
Okay, I'm looking at the menu already.
Welcome to Copley's. I've left cocktail and wine lists
here in the center for you.
MARY: Can we order a-- Heather, what's it called?
- Oh, espresso martini. - Espresso.
- Of course. Yes. - I want one.
I would like one as well. Can you do it with tequila?
- Do you like Añejos? - I love any hoes.
[laughter]
I think we need bread and butter and some ahi tacos.
- SERVER: Absolutely. - All of a sudden,
it got really cold, like a cold pocket flew in.
What is? What's the matter? What's wrong?
I'm having him turn on this heat lamp,
and she doesn't want it on.
Monica, will you switch seats with me
so that it'll preserve our friendship?
I'm so cold, and she's hot.
Okay, but if my extensions go ablaze, girl...
HEATHER: Thank you so much.
♪
- Espresso martini. - Wow.
- Thank you so much. - ANGIE: These are amazing.
Let's drink to...
new beginnings, fun times.
Let's have a fabulous, fun day tomorrow. Okay?
- Okay. - All right.
- I love it. - Cheers.
Cheers.
Let's have a good night's sleep.
Yes. Yes.
I'm clinking all of your glasses here in my mind.
- MEREDITH: Yeah. - WHITNEY: On that note,
can we play a game? Let's play a game
where we get to know each other a little better.
- Are you down with that? - No.
- I am. - Like, think of something
that not everyone knows about you that might shock the group,
so, like, how we can get to know you a little better.
- All right, I'll start. - Yeah, you start.
- Okay. - It's basic,
but it's the first thing that came to mind.
I used to come to Palm Springs as a child
to visit my grandparents.
- Oh. - Wow.
- That's shocking? - [blows raspberry]
I don't know if it's shocking, but nobody knew that.
We're obviously getting the "G" version of Meredith's reveal.
Yeah, we did not know that.
I've heard much juicier stories about Meredith's past.
- WHITNEY: I like to write. - Like, journaling?
I used to write poems, and I'm kind of getting back to that.
Oh, I love that. I love that, Whitney.
I'm into birds lately, ever since I moved.
- Birds? - Yeah.
I just got, like, a birdhouse with a camera
that I can watch 'em, and I follow them.
I used to have an African Grey.
I had a bird one time. That bird was weird.
I had an African Grey, and she was strange.
Like, she wanted me to stare at her all the time.
Like, she's flying all over the place. She didn't obey.
- It was like a flying cat. - [parrot squawks]
LISA: Mary, you're up.
Tell us something we don't know about you.
I don't know. I...I'm truly a loner.
♪
Everyone thinks I'm, like, a socialite,
and I'm, like, always out.
Where's Mary?
- What is going on? - [women squealing]
Like, are they having fun?
♪
Mmm.
Mary, come on over, girl.
- I am not coming over there. - ANGIE: Oh!
Please stop talking to me like that. I don't like it.
[chuckles]
What about you, Ange?
Uh, for some of you that don't know me,
you might just think I'm a badass or a hard ass,
but I'm actually extremely sensitive.
MONICA: I don't think we think that.
LISA: That's such a good attribute, too.
- Thank you. - Okay, something about me.
I did get my first second piercing this week.
- [laughs] - I'm, like, so naughty.
Okay, y'all are boring...
...with your, "I'm sensitive," "I journal."
This one's talking about birds.
This one's talking about journaling.
This one's talking about, "When I was a kid..."
[slowed down voice] I used to come to Palm Springs as a child.
Like, all of a sudden, I'm having flashbacks
of me being at the senior center with my nana.
Actually, those people were more interesting than these women.
I can't.
♪
I----ed my brother-in-law for 18 months.
♪
- Whoa. - MONICA: Oh, my God!
- Well, somebody brought the fun. - Back up. Wait, back up.
I need to understand the context. [laughs]
Like your sister's husband or your husband's brother?
My husband's sister's husband. Brother-in-law.
Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
Okay, cheers to that.
Lisa might allege that I----ed half of New York,
but I draw the line at in-laws.
I have to change the game, like, before she admits that
she's, like,----ed the Pope or is dating the prophet.
Like... what if she's sleeping with someone's husband?
Here's something vulnerable. I like birds.
- [laughs] - All right, one more game.
We're gonna play warm and fuzzy, cold and prickly.
- What is that? - Have you ever heard of it?
- No. - I don't know...
It sounds like a laser hair removal technique.
Yeah, exactly.
To make it easy, we'll just do the person to your right.
You say something that you love about 'em.
That's the warm and fuzzy, and the cold and prickly
is, like, as your friend,
something that you think they could work on.
- I need a minute to digest. - Oh, wow.
Okay. Warm and fuzzy is...
We knew each other probably before you were born.
Yeah.
WHITNEY: What year did you graduate high school?
- We're not talking-- - We're not--
Let's move on past dates. We're timeless. Okay? We're icons.
- [laughs] - Um...
- That's a warm and fuzzy. - Yeah.
Cold and prickly is just...
♪
Give it to me.
I mean, I...don't... trust you.
♪
What?
♪.
♪
ANGIE: Give it to me.
I mean, I...don't... trust you.
♪
What? Wait. Why don't you trust her?
- Um... a couple things. - Like what?
I mean, do we wanna get into it right now?
- Yeah, I kinda do. - Go ahead. You know,
you threw it out there in front of everybody,
and I'm here, so... - Yeah, I'm kinda curious.
Well, that's the game. Cold and prickly, warm and fuzzy.
Yeah, no, I'm open. I'm always open.
Um, I don't trust you because it feels like
you were all over Jen, and that didn't work out.
Then you're all over Lisa, and that didn't work out,
and now maybe you're all over-- - That didn't work out?
- That perception is not reality. - The question was not
for me to dictate facts. - LISA: Yeah.
It was for me to tell why I don't trust her,
and that is why I don't.
My lack of trust for Angie pretty much just
boils down to the fact that I've known her longer
than any of these women,
and she was my friend in high school,
and she's continually chosen to buddy up
with anyone in the room except for me.
I don't trust people that sh-- on history and friendship.
I don't trust girls that suck the biggest dick in the room.
I just don't.
Well, you were all over Jen. Should we not trust you?
- [gasps] - Maybe not.
Maybe that's for you to decide.
Yeah, maybe we shouldn't trust you then.
Why are you so deeply invested
in my cold and prickly with Angie?
- Yeah. - But hold on, Lisa.
Let me take this because come back here, Heather. This is--
No, I'm just saying all over you.
She's not all over me, though.
You said at my brunch, like, that once you knew Lisa
was in my book, then you would consider buying it,
and then asking Lisa to sign it. - Heather, it was a joke.
That's saying, "Oh, I didn't know Lisa Barlow..."
Whitney calls me. Is she all over me?
"...was mentioned in your 'New York Times' Best Selling book."
- It was a joke. -"Now I'll buy a copy,
and I'll ask Lisa to sign it."
That is a gesture of being all over somebody.
Heather, you have a sense of humor.
Why did you not find that funny?
Because it was an ex-- it might have been funny,
but it was also an example of you being all over Lisa,
which is what you asked me to prove.
I'm just saying, if you wanna be friends with everybody--
What have you done to be my friend?
That's not what I'm on trial for right now.
Let's move on!
Okay.
- Mmm. - I'm not gonna say anything.
- I let you go, and I let you go. - [laughs]
Okay, I'm ready. Are you listening?
- Yes. - Okay. Warm and fuzzy...
HEATHER: Warm and fuzzy, cold and prickly.
...is that your intentions are genuinely very positive.
I think you want to manifest good, positive things.
- LISA: What's the prickly? - Is it that I invited Angie?
Actually, that wasn't what it was going to be.
Oh, what is it?
I think that you need to work on your communication
being much clearer. - [Heather laughs]
Oh, yeah, I'm actively in therapy for communication
once a week. - Wait, Meredith, no.
That's not what you said about her bringing her friend today.
- I--Like, you didn't like that. - Well, I...
It's just weird to me that you would bring somebody else,
show up early, take the biggest room.
Like, you had a-a-- some type of feeling about it.
Well, I'm not getting into that right now.
What I said was I didn't understand it,
thought it was odd.
Well, I asked her why she came early, and she--
Mary asked me, like, she-- she said that it was childish
that I flew out early.
Trixie's my friend, and I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
♪
MONICA: Okay, I'll go.
I love that you are here in pretty much a thong,
and you did it happily. - MARY: Oh, my God.
And you were a good sport about it.
I'm serious. Like, honestly, you're--you're great.
My prickly...
Okay, I'll give you my prickly.
♪
As somebody going through a divorce
and just me and my four kids trying to figure out
what the eff we're doing with our lives,
it was hard to listen all day
to you losing a $60,000 ring.
♪
You know, like, "My $60,000 ring! My $60,000 ring!"
- And I'm like-- - I didn't say it over and over,
but noted. - Um...
It's my big one. The big emerald-cut one.
- It's, like, 60 grand. - [bleep]
It is gone. It's the big one, too.
I'm gonna actually call my jeweler.
- Oh, my God. - I lost my ring,
so it's been kind of chaos.
I'm also still really upset about my ring.
I'm stressed about it. I'm sad about it. It's sentimental.
- It's more than just a ring. - I get that.
- But fair enough. Fair enough. - I was there for you.
- Fair enough. Fair enough. - I helped you find it.
- I was on my-- - Girl, I reached my hand
in a tampon box for you. - Yes, you did,
and I'm grateful for that. - I'm just saying...
- Okay, I got it. - I'm just saying be aware.
What's your deal with me, Monica?
When you can afford to buy a $58,000 ring,
you'll care about it, too.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Like, same things I have, you have.
- No, girl. - You're carrying around a nice--
You have a $60,000 ring. I have, like, a $100 ring.
It's very different. I get it's, like, hard for you,
and it was emotional,
but I'm just saying be aware. - I got it. Yep, I got it.
You're very blessed. That's all I'm saying,
and just be aware that some people aren't.
That's amazing. We all work hard.
- Blessings are a product of-- - Everyone here works hard.
Noted. I got it.
- This is a sh-- game. - Yeah, it is a sh-- game.
♪
Coming up...
Heather, are you okay?
- She's not, actually. - What do you mean?
MONICA: She's very sick.
Embarrassed. In front of everybody, man.
♪.
♪
HEATHER: Pass the espresso martini.
I'm just gonna stack 'em, stack 'em and rack 'em, kids.
[laughs]
Uh, I'm gonna do, like, a really fun, little dinner toast,
because Greeks love to toast.
And a fun thing that we do at my house is
we work on a word of the day.
- WHITNEY: Like a Greek word? - Yeah. A new Greek word.
I want to share a word that I feel is kind of encompassing
this evening and a little bit of this trip for me.
"Pséftiko," which means "fake."
♪
I came here with an open heart. I thought we were friends.
You publicly said that you will never be friends with me.
Why would I invite you, and why would you wanna come here?
Publicly, I said that?
- Publicly, honey, publicly. - Where publicly, Meredith?
"We will never be friends" were your exact words.
I have no idea what Meredith is talking about right now.
I can't remember one time where I ever said
that I didn't want to be friends with Meredith in public.
- Oh, my God. - Is this like a rumor
you heard from someone? - No.
We love a receipt, girl. Let's see it.
- Yeah, love a receipt. - Whip it out.
Prove it, Meredith. Like, where did I ever say this?
And why have you taken so long to bring this to my attention?
You've treated me really inappropriately,
and maybe I should actually explain to you
how you've made me feel.
I'm not really interested.
[laughs]
- You're being very rude. - Well, you can leave then.
No, Meredith, I'm not going anywhere.
This is not your dinner. You can leave.
I'm not leaving.
You were not invited by me. You can go.
What is your issue with me?
- Why do you want to be here? - Why wait till now--
- You're just user. - A user?
You don't wanna even start with me, sweetie pie.
I have been kind to you. I've supported you. I've--
No, you have not been kind to me.
How come you called me and asked me all these great questions
and me supporting you
on questions about building a house?
I gave you all my time.
I will be happy to write you a check for your hours,
and you can go.
I don't want a check for your time because guess what?
You can go. You can go.
What are you gonna write me a check for?
Your jewelry that's got - ing cobwebs and dust on it?
Oh, my God!
ANGIE: You haven't sold a piece since 2015.
You're embarrassing yourself.
You rent your----ing life. Everything about you is fake.
- Stop! Okay, Angie. Angie. - You're a----ing fake bitch.
- Get out! - Stop!
Monica, don't tell me how to act.
No, no, this is disgusting.
I don't know who the hell Angie thinks she's gonna fight.
She's, like, 4'11" and 70 pounds,
so I'll just, uh, sit back and let you do your thing
'cause you clearly don't wanna hear anything I have to say.
This is lame and embarrassing for you.
- Oh, Meredith. - I'm not interested.
Lame and embarrassing. You're----ing embarrassing,
and I'm gonna tell you why. - Oh, my God. Angie.
- Okay, wait. - You can leave.
- Don't say that. Don't say that. - This is crazy.
You... can... leave!
- Oh, my God. - I'm not leaving, Meredith.
Don't say that.
- Damn. - Excuse me, sir.
Could we get security, please? Get security.
She refuses to leave. I'm gonna tell you what.
I don't wanna hear anything you have to say.
- MONICA: Angie. - [snickers] Yeah.
Excuse me. She needs to leave.
I'm the hostess of the dinner, and she is--
her behavior is not acceptable. I'd like for her to leave.
I'll do whatever I can.
I'm five espresso martinis in.
But even I know that that guy is a waiter, not security.
If you're gonna summon him for anything, Meredith,
it's gonna be dinner rolls and a water refill,
not to tase Angie and cart her off the table.
Everybody here can work on being good friends, like--
If you all think she is your friend...
- Don't let her unravel you. - ...you stay with her.
Like, seriously, keep it together.
You are nobody's friend. You are an ugly human being.
Why don't you look in the mirror yourself?
[voice breaking] There are things that are going on
that are a lot----ing deeper than this nonsense.
There are children who are going to be disabled
for the rest of their lives.
- What's going on? - And you know what?
I'm not doing it. Peace out. You ladies have a good time.
- No, no! - I'm going to worry
about the things that matter in this world, and this is not one.
I think that Meredith probably
should not drink that last drink.
- I am out. - Hey, hey, hey.
- Don't. - Stop, Meredith. Stop. [laughs]
Obviously, I'm not taking this very seriously, Heather.
- Hey, hey, hey. - It's nonsense.
I don't need to be attacked by some woman...
- Okay. - ...that crashes a trip.
Whitney, this is all your fault. Go get her.
It is--Heather, don't do that. We're moving forward.
Fresh powder, fresh start.
[crying] I'm dealing with a lot of sh--...
- Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - ...that's very serious.
Okay, wait. Come here real quick.
She can just go. She needs to go.
- Lisa, get her the [bleep] out. - Okay, listen, listen.
Okay, listen. Okay, listen. Okay. There's a lot--
- Can't be around that energy. - Okay, there's a lot--
- It's disgusting energy. - Okay, wait.
There's a lot going on right now.
I don't want you upset. Come here.
Meredith left with an English accent.
You're embarrassing... [British accent] yourself.
- [laughs] - WHITNEY: That's what she said.
[Meredith sobbing]
LISA: There's a lot going on right now.
I don't want you upset.
[sobbing continues]
♪
I-I can't. She's too aggressive. She's too mean.
She came in way hot, and I think it's out of her--
and I'm not defending her behavior.
Like, Angie can defend herself.
And sometimes we all act like high schoolers, right?
And I think that there was factors
in all of our lives and all of our friendships
over the last few years that have been hard and a lot,
and I just think, like--
No, if I wanna go for the jugular
and talk about this sh--...
I can go there.
♪
Don't... [bleep] with me,
- Okay. - Tell her to [bleep] off.
♪.
♪
No, if I wanna go for the jugular
and talk about this sh--,
the rumors, the nastiness about her,
oh, I can do that. Do you know what?
You want me to go there with her husband, I can go there.
Don't... [bleep] with me.
- Okay. - Tell her to [bleep] off.
I'm working on a brand-new friendship with Meredith,
but we're using old behaviors.
Like, first it starts with, "I don't want you around."
Then it's, "I know information on you."
I'm hearing rumors left, right, and center...
- About Lisa? - About Lisa.
I just heard that she was, you know, doing favors
to help get places to pick on Vida Tequila.
Who repeated that rumor, you or me? I didn't know it.
You told me that she performed sexual favors!
Does this feel----ing good? Like,----ing hurt me more.
But I think that the real victim here is Angie,
because it's happened to me.
I get it. I understand how she's feeling.
And I thought with fresh starts, new beginnings,
that we weren't gonna go through this again.
Here they come.
Good start.
It's fair to say that everyone--
- Hi, honey. - Are you okay?
You were verbally beat up. I'm sorry.
Ha. Meredith, look at me, please.
Like, let's both take a deep breath.
Okay, I was very hurt,
and I may not have approached you in the right way.
♪
[crying] I can't.
This is not how I wanted this to go.
Really? Because you took it there tonight,
and you can just go. I've had enough of you. I have.
- LISA: You guys, you know what? - I've had enough.
We need to just, like, put a cork in this right now and go.
We need to go.
♪
HEATHER: Can you help me out? Because I am wasted AF.
MONICA: You had a lot of espresso martinis.
LISA: Oh, you had too much to drink.
- She's gone! - Girl, I am d--She gone.
Yeah.
♪
MONICA: This is definitely not supposed to end
with you in tears at all tonight.
[crying] Thank you.
Let's just table this for now.
I have something that is much bigger weighing on me.
And I-I can't. I can't go there.
I--Just, no, it's just ugly. There's nothing positive.
There's nothing good.
There's nothing down the road that's going to be good.
I'm gonna be really honest.
I think it's a convenient thing right now.
- Excuse me? - Yeah, I really do.
- Wait, what do you mean? - Because every time
I try to have a conversation with Meredith,
there's some big, extraneous... - Okay.
- ...situation. - Okay.
Whenever Meredith's put on the spot, this is what she does.
She pulls in some big thing that she's going through
like it's her best friend's cousin's dog died.
It's her Amazon package arrived damaged.
The milkman retired.
Dinner was served cold two weeks ago,
and it was intentional, and it's just always something.
Do you think it's fair that Mary's
probably dealing with a lot? You're dealing with a lot.
I'm dealing with a lot.
You are. Monica, Heather.
- MEREDITH: I'm done. - No, don't leave.
- Meredith, Meredith. - I've had enough.
HEATHER: I'm so sick, man. I'm so sick.
MARY: Come on. Sit down.
I don't like all this fighting.
LISA: I have to go to the bathroom.
Like, I didn't come for this,
and they're not even good at fighting.
Mary, no, I didn't.
I stood up for myself, and I stood up for the situation.
Every--Every time it gets hard, she does this.
Mary, that's very offensive.
Oh, that's-- no, I own everything I do.
I do. I own myself completely.
I am not a façade.
You're looking at her.
The way you talked about me?
- Oh. - I didn't...
You have said you'd cut me harder than--
A what?
What's pornography?
What's a pornography?
No, you--I never said you do porn, Mary.
Mary, I have...
No, I did not do that.
You just said "pornography."
- Predator. - Mary.
[Heather groans]
MARY: Heather, are you okay?
She's not, actually.
- What do you mean? - She's very sick.
MONICA: Like, she tried to stand up, and she couldn't.
ANGIE: Do you want me to bring some water, some--
- HEATHER: No, just go! Goddamn. - Okay. Okay.
Well, what a fun evening. Would you say that it was a success?
MARY: I don't know.
HEATHER: Please, like, just shut the door. I'm scared.
[Heather retching and vomiting]
[pounding on door]
[Heather retching]
I'm so embarrassed. In front of everybody, man.
♪
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
WHITNEY: We're gonna have some fun tonight.
I'm gonna take over.
We are doing a drag-inspired makeup competition.
- No. - Yep. Cancel your glam.
[crying] It's bothering me. I don't like this sh--.
LISA: It's my----ing face.
Privileged AF.
Why would you come on a girls trip
with people you don't wanna be with?
You're probably one of the number one persons I don't like.
Oh, I know. That's why I'm confronting you.
- Get out of my face. - Meredith.
- You are disgusting. - Meredith, you can't do that.
You are disgusting.
You can't hold me emotionally hostage.
You take a sick child who will suffer
for the rest of his life to weaponize against me?
- We have sick children. - Don't you dare!