Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
- I can have this. - Wait, what bag do you have?
- My God. It's the Fendi. - I just happened to get one.
- It's mink. - It's mink, and I said, like,
I have to have this as a keepsake for my daughter.
- My gosh. - She needs her own seat.
I went to City Creek,
and I went into the Louis Vuitton store.
- Yeah. - And, like,
I bought a bag because I just feel like
I wanna have something, like, nice around them.
It was hard to listen all day to you losing a $60,000 ring.
I'm stressed about it. I'm sad about it.
I'm just saying be aware.
What's your deal with me, Monica? Shut the up.
You rent your... ing life. Everything about you is fake.
- Stop! Okay, Angie. Angie. - You're a... ing fake bitch.
You... can... leave!
No, if I wanna go for the jugular
and talk about this sh...
I can go there.
- Don't with me. - Okay.
Tell her to off.
I'm so embarrassed. In front of everybody, man.
And Kendall is celebrating a birthday in her class.
She has to dress up in a costume.
Her Snow White costume is hanging in the closet.
Okay.
Who is that?
Koko, are you crying?
Do you miss me?
All right.
Breakfast.
Why not, honey?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
Do you possibly happen
to have a Sharpie back there anywhere?
Hold on.
- Here you are. - Thank you.
Do you mind if I use your counter for a minute?
No, go for it.
I'm starting my own club.
We did some cute T-shirts.
"No Trix, All Trust," guys.
That's so sad. You're making your own shirt.
- Hey. - I was trying to scare you,
Then I got caught in the curtain.
Good morning. Are you ready to go?
I have to do my hair.
Me, too. I have to do my hair, too.
How do you feel from last night?
Listen, I think Angie went in super hot,
but last night I was like, okay, this is, like, crazy.
The thing that is, like, irritating me is Meredith
does her thing that she does, and she, like, just
- manipulates the situation... - Yep.
By, like, saying, "I can't talk about this right now.
Do you know what I'm going through?"
You are an ugly human being.
Why don't you look in the mirror yourself?
There are things that are going on that are
a lot... ing deeper than this nonsense.
There are children who are going to be disabled
for the rest of their lives.
And you know what? I'm not doing it.
It's like, wait, you can say whatever you want to someone,
but the minute that they try to defend themselves or respond,
you're going to bring in and reach for anything,
like her friend's grandson or something.
She brought in some 3-year-old.
She's, like, dealing with a 3-year-old
with some major sh...
Like, let's just maybe... Just a minute.
Like, I'm... I'm working towards moving forward with Meredith,
but it doesn't mean I'm oblivious to the fact
that everything gets weaponized.
But I also don't wanna be in the middle, and I'm like,
you know, some of this stuff is ridiculous.
Well, I saw you go... I saw you go off with her.
- Yeah. - Like, that was big.
Yeah. She's like, "I know stuff about their family,"
and I'm like, not this again. My God.
After, like, last year and how yucky that felt,
like, I'm just like, don't do this.
Listen, if today isn't fun, then I'm going to fully take over.
- Come in! - Good morning.
Hello! How are you?
- How are you? - How are you feeling today?
- Good. You know what? - Really?
Really good. Yesterday was, like, intense,
but I did want to thank you
because you were very kind to me, and not everybody was,
to say the least.
You were bombarded. Even though Angie is my friend,
that was completely uncalled for.
And really tacky, honestly, and embarrassing.
Well, it's also slander.
100%.
It did put me in the middle of a very,
you know, tough situation, 'cause I am here as yourguest.
I'm getting to know you. I want to be yourfriend.
And it means a lot that
you allowed and invited me to come on this trip.
- Thank you. - Genuinely.
I don't understand the beef between Meredith and Angie.
I get I came in hot, but you know me.
Like, I introduced you to these ladies,
and when you were getting upset with me, I was like,
okay, Monica, like, who... whose side are you on here? I'm hurt.
I was shocked at some of the stuff you said.
And as your friend, I'm like, "Let's not go there."
It's hard to find myself in this position
because Angie is my friend,
but I'm seeing so much weird,
unexplainable behavior from her this trip
that I haven't seen before.
Hey, Mary. What's up?
- Hi. Good morning. - You ready to be athletic?
- It's raining. - I know.
- What's up, Meredith?
What's going on?
- God! - There she is.
- I don't know. - She's back.
You know, every time I order an espresso martini,
it was a test. It was a test of my friends
to see if I could trust them to keep me on track,
and they obviously failed me.
I would like to apologize for vomiting on your leg.
- It was a sight to see. - Took one for the team.
That was one of the grossest moments of my life.
All right, so, guys, putting, like,
a positive foot forward today,
we are going to meet this man, Cliff,
who is going to lead us through these trust exercises, so...
- Hey. - Good morning.
- Hello, everyone. - Hi!
What does your shirt say?
"All Trix. No trust."
It's custom by... Angie K.
Look, Meredith wants to be petty, I can be petty, too.
Let's go.
It was either make this T-shirt or call a hit out on her family.
Good morning.
I decided I'd go with the T-shirt.
Do we have umbrellas?
Wait, didn't you throw up in here, Heather?
I threw up there. Vomit splashed on Whitney's leg.
- Not this van. - I think we got a new one.
- Okay. - Because of the trauma.
I think you got a new...
- The trauma. - I'm pretty sure.
It looks like there's obstacle courses.
All right, let's go.
Meredith, I have to sit out on this one.
I can't be standing in the park in the rain
'cause I'm no longer a soccer mom.
I'm a hard no.
I know exactly who to trust, and I know exactly
who not to trust out of this entire group.
I don't need somebody to tell me how to build
a stronger bond with people.
I already have my relationship built with the one...
With my higher help, not these women.
No.
I'm not ready to take this step with this group.
Okay.
- Hey, ladies. How you doing? - Hey, how are you?
Hey, Meredith. How you doing?
- Good to see you. - Pleasure to meet you in person,
Good to... in person, right? We set up an activity.
It's pretty much a good foundational
trust activity to get going.
We've had some struggles as a group,
and so I have this little prop right here.
This is kind of like a traffic signal, right?
You have red, yellow, and green.
Lisa, give us some things as a group
maybe we wanna stop and do differently.
Okay.
I think things as a group we need to stop doing are
talking about people's personal business.
Do you know what? You want me to go there with her husband?
I can go there.
Heather, for you, you want to give us
what we want to be cautious about?
I think as a group we should try
to be more receptive
and less, like, competitive in a conversation.
You said at my brunch, like, that once you knew
Lisa was in my book, then you would consider buying it
and then asking Lisa to sign it.
- Heather, it was a joke. - That's...
Heather, what have youdone to be myfriend?
That's not what I'm on trial for right now.
- Heather. - Let's move on!
And then, Meredith, why don't you bring us home with green?
Like, what are things we want to go for?
What are we headed towards?
Treat each other with kindness and respect.
I will be happy to write you a check for your hour,
and you can go. - I don't want a check
for our time because guess what? - Go!
- You can go. - You... What are you gonna
write me a check for, your jewelry that's got
- ing cobwebs and dust on it? - My God!
You haven't sold a piece since 2015.
Babe, babe, no.
We might have to take that home with us.
So, we set up
a good foundational trust activity to get going.
We call this the minefield.
And if you think of mines, it's sort of like
things in our relationships,
the things in life that we don't wanna step on...
A landmine, right? Things that blow up.
You'll be blindfolded to one partner,
and the objective is to talk them through
and move through without touching anything.
Is there a prize for the best team?
Yeah. Who wins? How do we know who won?
Yeah.
The prize is that trust that you're building, right?
- Everyone gets a hug. - That's lovely.
I'm not sure Cliff knows exactly what he's dealing with.
This isn't your normal, like, corporate slights and offenses
at the printer that you're gonna have to overcome.
We have destroyed marriages, careers.
We've sent one of our friends to prison.
We're going to have to overcome quite a lot
to have trust be the ultimate reward in this activity.
We can all start at the same time. One, two, three, go.
Take one step forward 6 inches.
Take a step over the first row.
Go forward, like, six paces.
With the double shot. I have to have it.
Take your right foot and put it up in the air.
- Take a large step... - Angie, come on, man.
Take over the ball. Over the ball.
On your left, there's a hoop. Climb in. Oops.
- Go down. - Okay.
Go to your right. Whoops. Hold on.
This is not going to fix anything
between me and Lisa and the way we communicate.
Nothing. Not a damn thing.
And now bring your left foot to your right.
One more step to your right.
And here we go.
I always thought these guys were hoaxes,
these "faux" life coaches,
but, I mean, Angie and I have been at odds
and not even getting along,
but I'm actually having a great time with her.
So, thank you, Cliff.
So, pick up your foot like a horse and then go over.
Good. Step.
- Now match your foot. - I did it?
My God. Whitney and Meredith won.
- Did someone just win? - Okay, don't.
Okay, okay, okay. Get back, focus.
- Whitney and Meredith? - Okay.
- One big hop. Yes. You got it. - Am I out?
You're out. You're out.
One more with your right, and you're out.
- Opa! You did it. - Opa!
It is human nature, right,
when we put people in pairs, to get to competition.
What came up for you as you were engaging this?
I actually felt, will I ever
be able to have fun with Heather again?
Because we had some negative exchange,
and I had a lot of fun with you today.
Of course, the crasher is the one
that gets the most out of the exercise.
I'm glad she got her money's worth on her free trip.
- Ladies, great job. Good luck. - Thank you.
- That was fun!
What did you think? Is there hope for us as friends?
There's always hope.
Coming up...
- What's on the agenda? - I-I don't know.
I'm gonna take over. We're gonna have some fun.
- Lisa. - No, it's bothering me.
Hi, Mary!
- Hi. We missed you! - Mary.
- Was it good? - With all the bitching I did,
you would have liked it.
Did you have fun? Was it relaxing?
- I did. - Good.
- Yeah. I had a good time. - Hey, she said she likes
her little alone time, so all these breaks
are probably good, right? - Yeah.
Mary, come on over, girl.
I am not coming over there.
Please stop talking to me like that. I don't like it.
I wish you had just participated because today
was about building trust and being there for each other,
and I just think it would have been
a really positive moment, you know?
But did I not stop you before you left
and explain to you why I was not going?
Yeah, but that was one thing, but then you...
Don't interrupt. This is not between you and me.
It's between Meredith... Don't do that.
So...
- Did I hurt you all? - No, no.
I'm not talking to you. Like, you...
- Do you have a mute button? - No, I don't.
- Well, you need to get one. - I'm on "Play" all the time.
I'd like to choose activities
that I'm ready to grow with that group.
Why even get on the Sprinter van
if you don't want to participate,
you don't like us, you don't want anything to do with us?
So, this isn't the group you were ready to do that with.
- Is that right? - Not everyone.
- Not everyone? Okay. - No.
- Who are we excluding? - No, Lisa.
- It's not about that. - Okay. No, I'm just curious.
Like, I'm not... not here to, like, do that.
I still have no remorse. I didn't miss it.
But the point is, we wanted you there as our team.
Okay, I get the point, missy. I get the...
I completely get the point. But I wasn't. Okay?
- We missed you. - I wasn't there. Let it go.
- Move on. Next. - I got that she just...
She told Mary she didn't want to do it because of her hips,
and then she told me she didn't want to do it
because you didn't wanna...
"I know, 'cause you said this,
and you talked this." And I'm like...
I don't know why you can't comprehend that.
Why would you come on a girls trip
with people you don't wanna be with?
Guys, let's... we can continue this discussion later.
We got to get moving because we have a special lunch set up.
I'm starving.
- This looks so pretty. - This looks so gorgeous.
Amazing. This looks fabulous.
Heather, are there dates on that charcuterie plate?
Yes, there are.
Interesting to know that you like dates.
I love dates. You don't like 'em?
- I'm not a big date person. - This looks nice.
This is all I want.
- What's on the agenda? - I-I don't know.
I'm gonna take over. We're gonna...
We're gonna have some fun tonight.
Okay.
Trixie is actually coming back...
- Aw. - To hang out with all of us
and has a special activity for us.
Whitney and I just did a trust exercise
that was all about communication.
Seriously, Whitney? Maybe I had something else planned today.
Like, it's not your trip.
So, what I need you all to do... Go get all your makeup off,
get in your white robe. - Wait a minute. What?
We are doing a drag-inspired makeup competition,
and Trixie will be the judge of the best drag makeup.
My gosh. Yes! Mary!
I'm taking over because I'm... ing bored,
and I just honestly don't think Meredith even realizes,
like, what we have at our fingertips right now.
We have the opportunity to get in drag with Trixie.
Like, are you kidding me?
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
- Take our makeup off? - Yes.
- No. - Yep. Cancel your glam.
You get 30 minutes to get ready.
Wait, but I flew glam in.
Cancel glam squads. Let's do it.
Cancel your glam.
Let's go.
Lisa's, like, "I don't wanna do this."
The one thing I love control over is the way I look.
We are... ing with you, L.B.
- And... - Lisa is pissed.
And I have none of that.
- My gosh. - It's gonna be fun.
- What's going on? - Hey.
My God. I'm, like, a little annoyed.
Whitney just made an announcement,
and she's like, "In the next 30 minutes,
come with a clean face and cancel your glam."
And I'm like, what?
I flew Morgan here, and you know how I hate, like, theme stuff?
Like, hate it.
Yeah, one more night.
Did Whitney not get the memo? I'm never dressing up again.
This is... ing torture.
I spend, on average, $60,000 a year on glam.
I get my makeup done daily. My makeup artist is on retainer.
And it's not just when I'm on girls trips,
and it's not when I'm hanging out.
It's for me to go to the grocery store.
All right, I'll call you in a little bit.
- All right, love you. - All right, bye.
- Bye. - Hey, Will.
I am so over this.
Like, I'm a good sport for the most part,
- but I am, like, so over this. - Like...
Let's get some drinks going for the ladies.
- Okay. The usual? - Yes. I don't think these ladies
are used to doing their own glam,
so I think a little liquid courage, perhaps.
I think Trixie is amazing.
Like, it has nothing to do with Trixie.
I, like, literally went out in public
in a bathing suit with a sarong. That chink-chink.
Yeah.
I'm not spending tonight with sh... ty... ing glam
when I paid Morgan $2,500 to be here, plus her flights.
Like, I'm not doing it. I'm not.
I can literally hear Lisa losing her sh... in her room.
There is a big part of me that has just looked at Lisa
as, like, Veruca
from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,"
who's like... "I want the world, Daddy.
I want it now! I want it all!"
And it's exhausting.
Privileged AF.
I'm a grownup. I am a grownup.
- Lisa. - No, it's bothering me.
I don't like this sh...
I will put up with, like, everything,
but this is, like, it's my... ing face.
Hello. Hi.
Look at you, beauty queen.
Look at us. We both have no makeup on. Mwah.
This can be a fun activity.
Yeah, well, Lisa threw a conniption fit
because she had to cancel her glam.
Like, she started crying.
- She started crying? - Yeah, was upset.
Has she seen mewithout makeup?
I have glam in Monaco. I have glam in Saint-Tropez.
I have glam everywhere I go.
I like to look a certain way when I'm out in public.
It's my... ing face.
Coming up...
You don't... ing know me, so don't... ing judge me.
I am so sorry for what you're going through.
I like to look a certain way when I'm out in public.
I'm asking you to relate to me for a minute.
Lori, Lori, it's just... I want Morgan.
I want... I just want my glam people.
I'm a team player,
so of course I'm gonna participate in this activity.
But it doesn't mean my glam isn't going to be on standby.
But there's a new rule for this game.
We're gonna do it my way.
Makeup's supposed to be fun.
There's no crying in makeup.
I brought hair options if anybody would like.
- I'm so, so about the hair. - I love it.
- That's the ones we want, yes. - This is like a roller girl.
Okay, okay.
And this... this is like a '60s flip.
Yes, that's perfect. This is... Yes, this is...
Now, these are mine, so please be careful.
- I will be... - Do you think I should
lean into the diagonal rainbow stripe on the eye,
or is that too much?
When you're on your deathbed someday,
you're not gonna think back and go,
"I'm glad I didn't do more."
Yeah. Yeah.
- Hello. - Hi.
How are we doing so far with these looks?
Right now you're going to breakfast.
I need you going to brunch.
- Pull it together, whores. - Hey, we got this, hoe.
I cannot even see what I'm doing right now. I'm so hungover.
Hi. Hi.
You guys wanna wear your own hair? I brought some hair.
- How heavy are those wigs? - About 45 pounds.
Wow. Okay, we might pass on the 45 pounds.
Bah-bah!
Chhh-chhh-chhh-bah.
Thank you, Brandon.
All right, ladies, let's see the glam-our.
Come on.
I feel like a cake left out in the rain.
Ooh, she's beautiful, yet familiar.
All the way from the honeymoon suite, it's Whitney.
They call me "Little Girl."
I guess that makes me Big Woman. Who's next?
Monica.
- Ooh. - My God. It's raining.
Go big or go home, bitch, and she went home, honey.
Is anybody else getting... wet?
Wow! It's like looking in the mirror.
Don't judge me, you bitch.
Contestant number three.
It's music video time.
Well, well, well. Look at the competition.
Yeah!
Dolly!
- Yes! - Heather is fabulous.
Meredith, come on out.
Okay. I feel a little underdone.
- Sorry, I tried. - What the, Meredith?
As the host of this trip,
I at least expected Meredith to try.
This is not giving me drag. She's beinga drag.
Lisa, hello.
Ooh!
Morgan did my makeup.
Where's Morgan?
Morgan, I can't do my own makeup.
We need to remove everything under your eyes.
Okay.
It's actually gonna be a really cute look.
Listen, I had a little help, and it's the best color... purple.
But for me, I'm winning because I get to look like me.
My gosh. Mary.
Mary, join us here in the beautiful line.
- Okay. - You look gorgeous.
I don't want to be... Yeah, this floor is slippery.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for getting up in the drag.
Clap for everyone. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
- Whoo! - Good job, ladies.
However, some of you pulled ahead in the group,
and there can only be one winner.
And the winner will receive access to...
my crown that I earned on a certain television program.
- Wow. - Whoo!
And you will get to have it forever until you leave.
We're looking for commitment to the drag.
We're looking for stepping outside the box.
Like, I didn't just come up in the clothes, bitch.
She came for all character.
Am I from Jersey?
- Yes, bitch. - I think Staten Island.
Let's just be real.
- There's a commitment. - Who won?
The winner is somebody who showed absolute commitment,
pushed themselves outside of their box
and wasn't afraid to look glamorous andfoolish.
Coming up...
- You are disgusting. - Let's not go there tonight.
Let's not go there tonight.
- Meredith, you can't do that. - You are disgusting.
You can't hold me emotionally hostage.
You take a sick child who will suffer for the rest of his life
to weaponize against me?
The winner is...
Monica.
Aah!
I'm gonna cry.
- Whoo! - Aw.
Everyone clap. Pretend to be happy for her.
Yeah, pretend to be happy, losers!
The real drag queen thing to do is to clap
but, like, internally hate her for winning.
- Yeah, I'm not happy. - Yeah.
Just being in the presence of someone
that just exudes this confidence when I am going through
a time in my life where I am losing a lot of my confidence,
it's exactly what I needed.
We have some food set up for you guys in the lobby.
I'm gonna go shower up and have a lovely night.
- Thank you! - Thanks, Trixie.
- So nice to meet you. - Let's go eat.
This looks so delicious. The food has been so good.
Look at this. Looks amazing. My gosh.
Okay. Can I have a couple cherries?
- Yes. - Those are good cherries.
We knew that we were gonna win, though, one of us.
I have the Pride skirt.
You guys don't wanna sit
over here with us with the French Poodles?
You wanna be a bunch of wet noodles?
Come over here.
Everybody's so quiet all of a sudden.
Everyone's been quiet to me all night.
- Come hang out. - No.
- No? - Yeah, I'm good.
- Okay. You're good? - Yeah.
Like, don't change it and make it fake.
Mary has an issue with everything from the food
to the way we talk to the activities we're doing.
I mean, Mary is never gonna get the participation trophy,
like, never.
Listen up, you fabulous, hot ladies.
- Go grab whatever you need. - Okay.
- And we'll leave in 10 minutes. - I'm gonna go freshen up.
I should have not worn these shoes,
but I had to 'cause they were the highest.
I think I'm gonna change.
Why is everyone so grumpy? I feel like it was all fun
when we were out there, and then we got in here,
and it was so weird. - What are you talking about?
It was weird out there when they came out
dressed in normal clothes.
I was expecting, like, big energy from everyone.
I know, like, I'm proud of you two and Heather.
I feel like we all know Lisa would have never done that.
She likes her look. She has her signature look.
She doesn't get out of her comfort zone.
I thought Meredith would participate, too.
I mean, she did invite us here.
I actually think it makes Lisa look very insecure
because she only feels comfortable in her look.
I think she's like, "I'm not gonna do that.
I don't want to look like that.
No. Call John."
And I think it's insecure.
But I know Lisa, and it's... it's all themes.
- Yeah. - It's not just this theme.
- Hey. - Hi.
I just feel like this theme, though,
was a little more than the rest.
What are you guys talking about?
I was talking about the sourpusses,
the wet noodles of the group.
Who's the wet noodle?
If wet noodle looks like pretty girl
in head-to-toe Isabel Marant with good makeup,
then, yeah, I'm a wet noodle.
Let's get on the bus. We have a fun night planned.
- Yeah, come on. - Okay, let's get our phones,
get our purses. - And I need to steal some
bobby pins from Heather's room.
Lisa.
Here, watch your skirt.
The train! The train!
Heather, you are owning this look. I love it.
I keep sitting by Mary. Can I please get a different seat?
Get out of first class and go in the back.
I'm going to the back.
That scared me.
You two look like you're not in the same group so much.
It was a hard loss for all of us, especially Whitney.
She wore a see-through dress, hoping to sway the judges.
In my defense, I did not know the dress was see-through.
I did not know the dress was see-through either
until you bent over to get the salmon.
What were you guys talking about? Wet noodles.
What was the wet noodle conversation I walked into?
I'm shocked you didn't dress up.
I amdressed up.
I'm in head-to-toe couture. I got Valentino shoes on,
a Fendi bag, and beautiful eyeshadow.
Right. But it was to dress up in drag.
This is drag for me.
Everyone is entitled to their interpretation...
Yeah. They can wear whatever they want.
- That works for them. - Who cares?
I've dressed up on every girls trip we go on.
I was in... I literally wore a sarong with a bikini
to a 5-star restaurant.
I am a team player.
Okay, Lisa, I... I'm just gonna be honest with you.
- No, it's fine. - Just say what you're feeling.
In all honesty, the ring thing is hard for me
only because I'm going through my own sh...
And I kept trying to tell you your boys are all healthy,
your husband is there.
Like, there's so much that you have to be thankful for.
But it was still like, "My God, my $60,000 ring.
My $60,000 ring."
it's just so tone-deaf
to hear you talk about money and your successes
and the things you have and the G-Wagon and the Porsche,
and maybe because you've lived this lifestyle for so long,
you're outside or removed from most of America.
Like, the 1% of people in the world live like you.
My gosh.
Like, the 1% of people in the world live like you.
My gosh. I don't think I'm perfect.
My life isn't... ing perfect. I work my ass off,
and I'm not gonna apologize for one bit of me.
- Okay. - I'm not... I'm done doing that.
- And that's... ing rude. - I like myself.
That's what's rude!
I'm a good person. I'm thoughtful.
I'm considerate. I think of others nonstop.
You don't... ing know me, so don't... ing judge me.
I'm not gonna listen anymore.
I am so sorry for what you're going through.
- Divorce is hard... - You don't give a!
Look at how you're acting right now
- with your insensitive self. - No, no, no, no, no.
No, don't you... This is extraneous!
No, you genuinely don't give a.
- This is extraneous. - No, you don't give a.
Your attitude is so rude. You really are shallow!
- And you said I don't care. - You're telling...
You're so theatrical. Bring it down a little bit.
- I am not theatrical. - Take the wig off
and be Monica for a minute. - You know how rude that is?
- Monica. - You're rude as.
- Monica. Monica. Monica. - No, don't freaking say I'm fake
'cause I'm in a wig. - No, you're fake 'cause you're...
- Like, what the hell? - Who are you right now?
That means you're a piece of sh...
- Monica. - Listen, Monica, Monica, listen.
- No, for real, honestly... - Last night when you got upset
when I went... No, you're going off.
No, no, honestly.
Isn't this such a hypocritical behavior?
- It is. - Get over it.
You weren't okay with me last night.
Angie, you live up her ass, so stay there.
You're living up everybody's ass, Monica.
No, that's... who? Who?
- Who you gonna move on to next? - Everybody. Anyone.
- Anyone. - Actually, no one can hear you.
No one can hear you because your dog is barking for you.
So, no one can hear you right now.
- So, I was a bitch last night? - You're a little Chihuahua.
- And now you're being a bitch. - You're the biggest bitch
- in this van. - You are, Monica.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm just getting to know Monica.
I haven't seen this side of her.
I think it's nasty, and I-I'm stunned.
Is this how you treat all of your friends?
- You're defensive. Like, you... - I'm not defensive. I'm bored.
- Hi, we're here. - Hallelu.
Meredith, signal back to me if you think I should come in.
Otherwise, I'm good.
I think you should just come, and if you don't like it,
you'll leave. Let's go. Come on. - No, I don't feel like, like...
If you don't like it, you'll leave.
Just tell me. Are you guys going?
- Mary, are you coming? - Mnh-mnh.
- Okay. - Mary, you're coming. Let's go.
- Bye, Mary. - Bye.
See you in a minute.
Mary, are you staying in the car?
- Yes. - Okay.
Hello!
So good. We need some drinks.
Instead of addressing "my feelings are hurt because..."
I'm scared to express them to you
because I feel like... - Why? You did...
- What would you like to drink? - Why? But you... But you did.
But you did. You have, and that's what's weird.
What would... Hey, what would you two like to drink?
- Diet Coke, right now. - Diet Coke?
- Yeah. - Can I please have a Dr Pepper?
But, Monica, you did. This is where...
This is where you're triggering me.
You're conflating the fact that I didn't dress up
the way you guys did...
Yes, because you're back to the whole materialistic,
"I have to look good
look good all the time" thing. - No.
That's all I'm...
- That's how it looks. - Whitney, is that my shot?
- Yeah, here. - Okay. No, no.
I'll just take one of them. Thank you.
One just kind of spilled, though.
I gotta wipe that.
Yeah. Drink that so I don't have to smell it, please.
Is this really bugging you, the smell?
My God. I'll keep it...
Drink it. Just drink it.
You think I can't relate to middle class America?
I do, 100%.
Middle class people don't have $60,000 rings either.
- Yes, they do. - No!
They do. You like nice things, Monica.
You had a Louis Vuitton bag. That's $5,000 on.
You like nice things. But I...
But if you were like, "You're materialistic,"
I'd be like, okay. - Yes.
You're twisting it from It's not a big deal...
I'm not twisting it.
To I don't relate to middle America.
It's turned into eight different things.
I said you're materialistic. You said you're materialistic.
When we were talking in the motel,
like, we were all so excited to be in drag,
and Monica was like, "It appears
that Lisa cares more about image than participation."
You know, I think everyone has their own, um, thing.
Well, and we know Lisa doesn't like costumes.
Well, and, like, for me...
Right. Well, the truth is that we were all so excited
to be in drag and, like, we all came out in a persona.
I-I... Honestly, I was hopeful that you would...
get into drag with us tonight. - Yeah.
We're two different people, Whitney.
I don't have to mimic you.
If I were to plan the trip,
we would really lean into, like, the drag and all of that.
Well, you didn't plan the trip.
And the reality of the matter is
I did the best I can within my ability on makeup.
I have had a shooting headache for two days
where I thought I've had, like, a nerve thing going on.
I don't know what it is.
I was not about to put a 30-pound wig on my head.
I decided to do it for my friend and for the group.
I don't... I don't think it's selfish to decide
that I'm not putting a wig on.
I went in the makeup, I put on sparkly dress.
Yeah, but it wasn't me that asked.
- And I did what I felt was good. - It was Trixie.
Trixie did not say,
"You have to wear a wig, and you have to do this."
We were given makeup and told to do our best that we could,
and that's what I did.
So, it's someone's, um, sister-in-law's grandson's,
three-year-old, and it's a headache,
and it's this and that. Like, when is it really about...
- Don't you go there. - I wanted...
Don't you... ing go there.
- I'm going there. - You're a monster.
- I am not a monster. - Get out of my face.
- You are disgusting. - Let's not go there tonight.
But, Meredith, you can't do that.
- Let's not go there tonight. - You are disgusting.
You can't hold me emotionally hostage.
You take a sick child who will suffer
for the rest of his life to weaponize against me?
Don't you go there.
You take a sick child who will suffer
for the rest of his life to weaponize against me?
- We have sick children. - Don't you dare!
Yay!
What's going on?
I don't like when people tell me who I am. It bugs me.
I don't do that to others,
and I don't want someone doing it to me.
Okay, let me just clear this up, though.
- She's worked hard for every... - Let me clear it up.
You have started from the ground up, too, without a hand.
Honey, yes.
So you know where I'm at right now.
- Yeah. - Hi. It's me again.
- Not really interested. - Well, you should be.
We had a very bad day yesterday, Whitney.
Every time someone tries to work through something with you,
you say, "I can't deal with this right now
because I'm going through something," but, like...
- I don't do that, Whitney. - But a little awareness.
- You did it last night. - I don't... Correct.
You did it today.
Because I had an animal like a pit bull
going after me after a long day, and I got upset.
I just want you to know that's where our miss is.
It's a miss.
Did you just call me a pit bull, Meredith?
- It's a miss. - I don't know.
I've got this little... over my shoulder.
Meredith.
Meredith, why do you think it's... keep turning,
Keep turning. You know, I know you can hear me.
- It's inappropriate. - Yeah, I know.
- What's happening? - Just bullsh...
I'm gonna go take a shot. I'll be right back.
Okay.
You're inappropriate. You're rude.
- She's disgusting. - You're classless,
- and you're tacky. - My God.
Shut up, Monica! You said some pretty... ed up sh...
Don't say that.
You called Lisa a piece of sh...
- In Portuguese. - I wanna say something.
- It's prettier in Portuguese. - I said...
Yay.
I was looking for the fish. Yep, it's here.
Thank you!
Why do you continue to talk sh... to me like that?
Why do you continue to talk sh... to me?
- Anyway... - Meredith?
- Wait, what's happening? - She just called me a pit bull.
- Who did? - Meredith.
- For what? - I don't know.
Because of last night.
You look like a trampoline with eyes.
- My gosh! - My gosh, Ange.
- Be quiet. I don't care. - Be quiet. Be quiet.
She called me the name of a dog.
Don't put your finger in my mouth. That's disgusting.
Well, I don't think that they should be talking.
- Wow. - What just happened?
I'm trying to talk to her,
and she keeps turning her... ing back on me,
She's just a hideous human being,
and I'm not talking about the looks.
Hey, Meredith.
Stop starting more drama, Whitney. Stop.
I don't think you wanna call a woman that.
- I didn't call her a dog. - I don't think...
I said she attacked me like an animal.
Well, I'm trying to help y'all, but if y'all wanna be...
I didn't use the word "Chihuahua" ever until now.
Hoes and be mean, then you be mean girls,
and I'm gonna sit by the nice girls.
They all have a problem with you having...
I'm just gonna sit by the nice girls.
- They wanna be mean girls. - Mary's missing all this fun.
Can I ask you guys a question, though?
On the bus, when I said she's like Lisa's little bitch,
that was right, right? - Yeah.
- Okay. - Hey, Monica,
what are you saying? I can hear you talking about me.
I asked them if me saying that you were Lisa's little bitch
Was wrong. Chihuahua.
Who do you think you are, Monica?
- I think I stand... I'm just... - No.
Telling you how I feel, and I asked them.
- No. No. - They agreed.
You were crazy last night!
You are saying you're my friend,
and right in front of everyone, you call me a lap dog?
- You are not being my friend. - Monica.
Don't put your fingers in my face...
You are here because enough people...
Okay, don't put your fingers in my face.
Like Jen Shah.
Don't put your nasty nails in my face like Jen Shah, please.
Do not talk about her, Monica.
Don't put your claws in my face.
You don't need to talk about Jen.
Okay, you don't know Jen, remember?
You brought it up more than anything.
- Wait, wait, wait. - Exactly.
-You're her assistant, -Honey, you can't be
someone's assistant... - That's how you know everyone.
When you don't pay them.
Let's talk about people not getting paid.
Bitch, I never got paid.
I'm like, so you're telling me you left all your kids for free?
I know she got paid. I think if Monica could erase
that she used to work for Jen, she would do that.
She's trying to pretend there's no history with Jen.
It feels shady, it feels fake,
and it feels like Monica's trying to pretend
that she's someone that she's not.
And you flipped on her like a little bitch.
- Monica. Monica. - I sure did.
First of all, there's nothing wrong with being an assistant.
And second of all, all of these bitches
were Jen Shah's assistant.
You did favors for Jen, you did favors for Jen,
and you did favors for Jen,
and none of us got paid for doing it.
Don't go there with me, Angie, deadass.
Let's talk about our Porsches. It's more interesting.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
- I need everyone. - Everybody, everybody,
let's get on the bus. - Let's go, let's go!
- Angie, your flamingo. - Thank you, Heather.
All right, to the bus.
I thought you were home. That's why I was texting you.
I went to McDonald's.
- Lisa's jealous. - I am. I'm jealous.
I'm good now.
I do smell the French fries.
We have to be at the airport. Our flight leaves at 12.
Not that I don't love all of you,
but I am excited to get home.
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
Every time I send you to school, Annabelle,
I feel a little bit of anxiety because of all the bullying.
The last thing I wanted was to create a hostile environment
for my kids at school.
At the airport, Meredith pulled me aside
and was like, "You should know and be warned
that I have all this dirt on Angie."
We've all heard stuff about each other, right?
- It doesn't make it true. - Well... sure.
- To Vida. - To Vida.
Our fresh start has become a fresh debacle.
- Wow, Monica. - No, no, no, that's rude.
- That's rude. - Wow.
Get your fingers out of my face.
I'll put my finger wherever I want my finger.
Get your finger out... of... my face.
The rumor is...
The rumor is that...
Are you... ing kidding me?
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