HARRY: I'm Harry Tasker, husband, dad, computer salesman,
and for 17 years the most important person in my life
didn't know I was also something else.
Omega Sector's top spy.
HELEN: I'm Helen Tasker,
wife, mom and professor.
After an unfortunate incident
where I found out our whole life was a lie,
now I'm also a spy.
HARRY: Honey, all those things are true.
They're just, you know... HELEN: What?
HARRY: True lies.
♪ ♪
♪ I spy with my little eye ♪
♪ Oh, I like it, gonna make it mine... ♪
Okay, team, target is approaching your position.
Maria, Luther, you're spotting the target.
Helen, you're on translation duty.
Harry, when he's in place, take him down.
Would you smile?
We're in the nation's capital.
Capital? Wow, you're a trivia machine.
I didn't say "sarcasm," I said "smile."
Smile.
Eyes on the target.
(speaking Russian)
Either that dude had too much coffee this morning
or he's looking a bit jumpy.
Well, he's selling top secret intel.
You got to expect some jump.
Ten bucks, he's a runner.
I will take that action.
GIB: Hey, Helen?
Our boy say anything about where he's handing off the file?
(speaking Russian)
He said the drop's gonna be in ten minutes.
6th and H. Harry?
Eyes on. Ready for intercept.
GIB: Harry,
Dana's called you twice now.
Yeah, a little busy here, Gib,
tell her I'll call her back.
Copy.
Uh, now she's texting.
Harry, we got a 911 with three exclamation points.
Three exclamation points, Harry?
All right, put her through.
Yeah, Dana, it's Dad.
Dad, finally.
Listen, I need a ring light, like, ASAP.
A what? A ring light.
It's-it's for TikTok, to post.
Dana, "911" is for emergencies.
This is an emergency.
Look, if I don't post right now,
Brie is gonna upload first,
and then nobody is gonna hear my song.
Guys, the target is getting really antsy.
He literally thinks everyone in the park is following him.
He's a runner.
Three, two... LUTHER: Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
And there he goes.
Target's bolting. Harry?
Dana, I'll call you back. Got to run.
Dad!
(grunts)
Like candy from a spy baby. All right.
Enough.
Uh, Harry?
You're getting another text. (phone chimes)
♪ ♪
I mean, you can't call and say, "Emergency," Dana.
So, I interrupted a computer sales meeting?
You-you... Yeah. Exactly, you interrupted
a sales meeting, and meetings are important.
They pay for this house, your food,
your phone. Okay, I told you that I needed to post.
How am I supposed to be a singer
if I can't even post a decent TikTok?
Singer?
I thought you wanted to be a marine biologist.
Oh, my God, Dad, that was when I was a kid.
It was last year. I'm just trying to follow my dreams,
which is what you've told me to do,
and you're, like, you're crushing them.
You're, like, bad crushing them.
You know what you are, Dad?
You are a... (sighs)
...dream crusher.
(tapping on phone keys)
Wait, wait, wait, are you posting about me
right now?
You know what? This is gone.
What are you doing? Taking your phone away.
You can't just take my phone. Oh, really?
'Cause I think I just did.
Dana.
Don't...
say it. I...
just think you might be pushing her away.
I'm not pushing her away, Helen.
She doesn't listen to me anymore.
She never used to talk to me like that.
I know.
I'm not saying it's your fault, Harry.
I just think, you know, maybe she needs a little
more carrot and less stick.
All she has is carrots. In her room,
just bags full of carrots.
We're too soft on her, Helen.
It's time to lay down the law.
(laughs) Lay down the law?
Are we old-timey sheriffs now?
Come on, she just needs an incentive.
What if we give her, like, a point system?
A point system, seriously?
It's about clear expectations and positive reinforcement.
I'll talk to her.
That is laundry, and you can do that right there.
Dana, where do you think you're going?
Katie's. I can't even deal here.
Okay, I know you're upset, but we have to... Upset?
Dad just took my phone.
That is like removing a limb.
That is like a form of violence.
Okay, I don't think that will fly
with child protective services, sweetheart.
What if we make a point system.
You know, you can earn points when you do good things,
like the dishes or things around the house for rewards,
like your phone.
You cannot be serious.
Dana.
You guys literally don't even know me.
(door closes)
How many points does she get for that?
Okay, that...
We're ironing out the details, Harry.
Ah...
MARIA: Guys,
we've got a serious incident.
I need a ring light. Wow.
You guys are hilarious, you know that?
Okay, parenting is harder than it looks.
Which is why I don't even have a hamster.
Sorry to interrupt the fun,
but the analyst guys got a look
at those files we received
from the runner in the park yesterday.
Eyes up here.
COMPUTER: Briefing. An unknown hacker has compromised
key Israeli and Syrian defense systems,
gaining control of approximately 40 missiles.
Your mission: find the hacker
and unlock the systems. Due to the risk of war,
armed conflict is to be avoided at all costs.
Wait a minute, who's behind it?
The Israelis or the Syrians?
Both sides say it's not them.
Israel's accusing Syria. Syria's accusing Israel.
What about demands?
None, yet,
but no one destabilizes the Middle East for kicks.
Like the computer guy says, we got to defuse this situation
before missiles start flying.
Helen, you're on the team now.
You-you don't have to raise your hand. What?
Uh, how do we track down an anonymous hacker?
That's the thing about orders, the "how" part is on us.
Who loves research? No.
GIB: Dossiers on
every hacker in our archives are loaded up.
Have fun. I will.
("Good Like I Should" by Nevada Wild playing)
♪ ♪
♪ I'm alive, I'm alive ♪
♪ I'm feeling good, good, good ♪
♪ Like I should ♪
♪ Oh! ♪
♪ Man, oh, man... ♪
Ugh, it's like finding a needle in a stack of needles.
How do you say "needle" in Russian,
North Korean and Chinese?
I got ten more possible suspects
from Syria and Israel.
Ha!
Well, it ain't them
'cause the Gibinator strikes again.
Gibinator? Wow, that's...
really creative.
Right? Yeah, it's my online handle.
So, look, I reached out
to a code-breaking pal on the dark web.
Turns out, there's a new hacker on the scene
who's been low-key bragging about hacking
into military missile defense systems.
Code name: Hav0k.
What country does he work for?
No one knows that yet,
but I did identify
his attack signature,
and I'm tracing that through
multiple VPNs right now.
You don't have to raise your hand.
So, we just go
to wherever the hacker is located?
Exactly, and if it is Israel
or Syria, we're gonna need some clothes
that breathe.
So hot. MARIA: Ooh, what about something
on the beach? Or an island? Please say Maritius.
Or Rome.
You guys remember that pizza? Oh...
GIB: It's none of those.
It's Florida.
(groans)
I have never been to Florida.
GIB: To hack
foreign missile defense systems,
Hav0k needed processing power, and lots of it,
which is why he hacked NASA's data lines
at Cape Canaveral.
I knew he'd want to stay
off-radar for this kind of black hat op,
so once I narrowed down all the possible
VPN gateways,
I singled out a cloned IP address here,
south of Jacksonville.
He's based in that dumpy trailer over there,
but don't be fooled, Hav0k is good, real good.
And this kind of good usually means dangerous,
so heads up, be ready for anything.
Windows are covered. We have no idea
what's waiting for us on the inside.
If this Hav0k guy finds out that we're coming...
He might wipe all the info we need from his system, yeah.
Okay, I was thinking more about him killing everyone,
but...
Well, yeah, that, too.
We need to surprise him. LUTHER: Ooh.
Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.
Okay,
the Can Opener.
Do I even want to know?
♪ ♪
(detonator beeps)
Go, go, go.
Move in. Watch your flank.
MARIA: Don't move.
Hands up! Clear.
Dude, what the hell?!
MARIA: I think our incredibly dangerous terrorist is a kid.
Who are you? What's going on?
Who hired you to hack those systems?
I don't know what you're talking about.
We know you're Hav0k. Hav-what?
Hav0k.
I've never even heard of the dude.
Oh, yeah? Whose skateboard is that?
It's just, you know, like, a cool name.
Who even are you? You're not the cops, you're not FBI
with the lame team jackets.
We're representatives of the United States government.
Well, Biff, I've got friends online
who told me how to deal with government guys like you.
I got rights.
HARRY: Did your online buddies tell you how to get
a lawyer to stay out of GitMo, Hav0k?
Okay, let's say I was this-this
awesome-sounding Hav0k character, how would you begin
to prove that? We traced your code.
You couldn't trace my code if I wrote it
on that square forehead of yours. So, go ask the brains
of your operation. You've got nothing on me.
HARRY: Are you serious?
Do you want me to throw you in prison for, like, 70 felonies?
Are you serious?
You want me to call the real cops on you
for blowing up my trailer?
You can't just take my phone.
Oh, yeah?
What're you gonna do? What're you gonna do?
Harry. Harry, a word?
I can't believe this kid.
Remember when I talked about, you know... I don't...
pushing the kids too hard? Oh, the kids.
Th-This kid, he called me Biff.
I know. He said a lot of mean things.
He has no idea.
I'm gonna talk to him.
Yeah. I give up. You go talk to him.
Maybe he'll give up the control of the missiles
if you give him enough points.
Okay.
Hi. You can go ahead and get up.
So, you're the good cop?
Uh...
Max... Graves? Is that your name?
I don't have to answer your questions.
(computer chiming)
Something wrong?
It's just, I was in the middle of something
when you guys busted in. I...
I just... I-I need to...
Oh, no, I don't think that's allowed.
Can you hold this?
(clatters)
Okay, uh,
can you just give me just one second?
If you guys could just step out for one second. So-so great.
Thank you so much.
I just need to tell them that I'm okay.
Maybe if you help us.
Those guys are like my family.
You can't just... (scoffs)
You can't just cut me off from my family.
(computer chiming)
HELEN: Mm. I'm not sure "PwnyBoee"
is exactly
family, but...
I tell you what,
you want to talk to him?
Give us the missile codes.
That's extortion.
No, it's clear expectations
and positive reinforcement.
You are in a lot of trouble, Max.
You do not want to live like this.
Let us help you.
I don't need your help. I'm fine.
I wouldn't call this...
fine. Wow, I thought Biff was the dense one.
Look, this is a satellite office.
I've got a Cocoa Beach condo
and $3 million in NFTs.
Do you have $3 million in digital assets?
No, you don't. How do I know?
How?
Your basic-ass shoes.
HELEN: What? My shoes?
Harry, maybe we should rethink our approach here.
He is working them.
You think you could do better?
Yeah, kids love me.
Like Dana and Jake?
They think you're a total dork.
Me, on the other hand, they love me.
Who, Jake?
He's a 14-year-old boy, of course he loves you.
You're hot.
A.I.-generated cipher algorithm.
Kid's good.
(alarm sounding)
Uh, guys, we got a team of commandos moving in on foot.
About a quarter klick out. Who are they?
Could be Syrians or the Israelis...
Which one? I don't know.
All I see is guys in green uniforms and guns.
Oh, they got lots of guns.
What are we supposed to do?
We need to pack up all his stuff and move.
If the wrong people get access to his computer system...
That thing's the size of a refrigerator.
Yeah, we don't have time for that.
How much detcord do we have left?
I'm on it.
Wait, wait, wait, detcord? Why do you need detcord?
Who hired you? Is it those guys out there?
I told you, I work for myself.
Why did you hack the missiles?
That's none of your business.
60 seconds out.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What-what are you guys doing? That's my system.
Yeah, well, it's about to be theirs if we don't do it.
We have no choice. No, no, no, no.
Hey, Helen, can you get him out of here,
please? You guys don't understand what you're doing.
There are files on that system
that can't just go away. 30 seconds out.
Clear out. Well, you can't just blow up our problem
like that.
15 seconds out.
Please trust me on this. You don't want to do this.
Light it up, Maria.
(detonator beeps)
No, no, no. That is so messed up!
(gunfire)
Get him in the truck!
Get in the car.
Duck down, duck down.
All right, I checked the sat feeds. We lost them.
MAX: You seeing this? This is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure it's against the Geneva Convention
to make someone pee with their hands tied together.
Keep complaining, and you can try it with your hands
tied behind your back.
Guys, we need to keep moving.
I don't know what kind of resources these dudes have,
but they're pros. All right?
They're armed and they're coordinated.
They almost slipped right through our perimeter.
Oh, so you're the computer guy?
Computer man.
Computer man. (blows) HELEN: Okay.
Max, work with us, and we get to go home.
Unlock the missiles.
I told you, but you don't seem to listen.
I can't unlock the missiles without my system,
which you guys blew up! Do you have any idea how much
Bitcoin I had to get to buy that thing?
You know, I've made a lot of tough calls on this job,
but this kid is testing me. And I may have to kill him.
Can we put him in front of a computer, please?
It's not that easy.
Even if he cooperates, it's not like
we can just pop into an Internet café.
Now, with the proper modifications,
the Omega mainframe should work.
Well, great.
We could make that drive back in ten hours.
Let's hit the road. LUTHER: Whoa, whoa. Are you kidding?
We have no escort, we're outnumbered, we're outgunned.
I'm out of things to list.
It's bad. It's just bad.
Luther's right.
We need tactical support, we need help,
we need an exfil team.
Trilby's working on it,
but it's gonna take time.
DOD doesn't want a firefight with an unknown foreign power.
What's unknown? It's Israel or Syria.
Yeah, and if there's gonna be a fight,
they got to know which one it is.
And as soon
as they do, we're on the next chopper
out of here. Until then,
we lay low.
Lay low, like...
a hotel?
A nice hotel?
Like the Four Seasons?
Luther and Maria are setting up a full security perimeter
with infrared and motion detection.
I'll monitor from the van.
These guys are not gonna sneak up on us again.
You two are on Max duty. What?
I'd rather face the commandos alone.
Can you talk to him? GIB: Me?
Ooh, uh-uh. Nah, I'm the last one you want doing that.
Do the whole "kid" thing. Make him comfortable,
make him like you. Most importantly,
make him give us those missiles back.
Okay. Um...
Oh, God.
I will talk to him.
I really feel like
I was getting through to him last time.
You'll see. Okay.
We can just shoot him.
That kid is a handful, huh?
Boys are the worst.
That's why if I ever have a kid, I will definitely have a girl.
She have a name?
A name?
Uh, like...
I always thought Sue was a good name.
Sue? What is she,
70?
Sue happens to be the name of my favorite teacher.
She said I had potential.
But, okay, if not Sue, what's a name you like?
Bridget. Bridget, okay.
I imagine she'd be opinionated, like you.
Opinionated?
I just mean... feisty.
Just stop before you put your foot
any farther down your throat.
I'm gonna go grab the cords.
Okay.
HARRY: So, kids, listen.
I wanted to surprise your mom with a day trip
and a romantic date night, but we got a flat tire.
The tow truck driver said it was a nail.
Anyway, so we're gonna spend the night here,
we're gonna wake up, have breakfast, fix that tire,
but we'll back by lunch.
How are you guys doing?
I have these guys, if you're hungry.
What is that, a bribe?
No, I just thought you might like it.
Max, I can
kind of tell you haven't been taken care of in a while.
I told you, my crew, we take care of each other.
Your "computer family."
I guess I'm kind of wondering more about
your real family, you know?
Do they know that you're out there all alone?
Um...
They're, uh, not around.
Mm-hmm.
Is that something you got from them?
Yeah.
Um, this belonged to my mom.
(crying)
Oh, I'm so sorry.
It's okay.
Thank you for telling me.
(laughing)
Wait, what?
Oh, my God, your face.
What? Why would you lie about something like that?
I don't know, go ask your husband.
I can hear him lying to your kids outside right now.
That's different.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm pretty sure it's exactly the same.
Face it,
you're terrible parents.
And in case you weren't listening
the first time, you have trash taste in footwear.
How about this? How about
you don't get any more television
until you learn a couple of manners?
(grunts)
I guess you won't be watching
any television on that.
Uh, honey, a word?
What happened to more carrot, less stick?
No, you were right. No more carrots,
no vegetables.
More stick, more stick.
Helen, wait. What?
I was wrong about the points thing.
Maybe for every missile that Max unlocks,
we give him 30 minutes of screen time.
We do not
negotiate with terrorists!
Hey, Gib, we just had a major power surge.
All the electricity is out in the motel.
This could be the beginning of an attack.
GIB: If it is, I don't know where it's coming from.
Whatever just happened came from inside the motel.
Inside? How?
I don't know. I'm just saying, I got zilch on the satellite.
Get to Max ASAP.
Max?
Harry, we got a real problem here.
That surge just knocked out the motion detectors
Maria and Luther put up.
HELEN: We're working on it, Gib.
We seem to have run into a little...
(growls) ...problem.
Guys, please tell me you got him.
No. He's gone.
(sighs)
We've been searching for this kid for ages.
How can there be no sign of him?
And, Gib, how did he get past our sensors?
The kid's smart.
He took out power to the entire building,
which knocked out every sensor we had.
But where would he even go?
HELEN: Probably went to find his friends.
He has this online surrogate family.
He probably went to go find them.
Well, I haven't detected any Hav0k activity
on any of the hacker boards.
However...
You know, one good thing about being in the middle of nowhere?
It makes it pretty easy to find suspicious-looking SUVs.
Guys, I think we've located our commandos.
Yeah, well, you guys go check that out.
We'll look around the next town for the kid.
Copy that.
Meet at the designated rendezvous at 0500.
Do you think Max was right?
About what?
He said we were terrible parents.
Honey, you cannot listen to that kid.
He's a punk.
I know. He's in no position to judge.
You know, but, I mean, do you feel
like we're good parents?
I feel like they grow up too fast.
I mean, it's like...
I don't even know what to say anymore.
It's like everything we do is wrong.
Well, we push too hard... or-or it's not enough.
Or we're too strict or we're too kind.
Exactly-- no, I-- that's-that's what I mean.
Every single thing has huge consequences.
You know? The stakes are so high...
with every decision...
the future hangs in the balance...
literally.
It's, it's like working for Omega Sector.
(chuckles softly) Yeah.
But at least there's a training manual. (laughs)
How can there be a training manual for being a spy
but not for being a parent?
Well, technically, there's about 10,000
training manuals for parenting.
Well, I guess we have some reading to do.
LUTHER: How can one kid and a computer
cause all this trouble?
I don't know.
This is exactly why we shouldn't
let Bridget go online until she's at least 15.
"We"?
Yeah, I'm gonna be her cool uncle.
You know, I feel like I should have
some say in her in upbringing.
I guess you could
take her... bowling.
Yeah, that's a great start.
Okay, but you are definitely just the uncle.
We're not co-parenting.
Okay, I'll just be the guy
that gets her cool presents.
And drives a cool car.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Who's Bridget?
Uh, Maria's daughter.
Imaginary daughter.
Have you two ever considered therapy?
I know a guy.
Come on, Gib, you've never even considered having kids?
Nope.
All right, here we go.
Harry, we're approaching the warehouse now.
Any luck on your end?
Negative. Every local business is closed
and we just left the bus station.
He wasn't there.
All right, well, keep looking.
What about that?
Do you see that, that light?
I don't know, may be something from a computer.
GIB: Okay, guys,
remember this is just a recon mission.
The SUVs at the warehouse match the ones
the commandos were driving.
LUTHER: Eyes on target.
MARIA: We're moving in.
Paydirt, Gib, it's them.
Can you get close enough to hear 'em?
I think so.
(commandos speaking indistinctly)
COMMANDO 1: So what's our plan?
COMMANDO 2: For now, we wait.
These guys are speaking English, no accent.
I don't think they're Israelis.
No one makes a move until we hear from The Pyramid.
LUTHER: You hear that, Gib?
What? Something about The Pyramid?
Never heard of 'em.
COMMANDO: We got him.
Hav0k logged into a messaging app.
We got his location.
How far? Close.
We've already got a team less than a block away.
Load up! Ready.
(rustles)
Hey, did you hear something? What was that?
Guys, what's happening?
COMMANDO: I got nothing.
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
(engine starts) Go, go.
(commandos speak indistinctly)
GIB: Guys, where are they running off to?
(tires screeching)
They think they found Max.
Oh, so this was the plan, huh?
Break into an auto shop and get on the computer?
You caused a lot of trouble, kid, you know that?
Okay, well, maybe if you guys had let me
talk to my friends, I could have...
Oh, your friends were that important?
They thought I got kidnapped or killed.
They actually want to help me.
We also want to help you, so come with us,
unlock the missiles. You can get back
to all the computer fun stuff.
GIB: Harry, you got an SUV full of commandos
heading your way, okay? Approaching soon.
Our location's compromised.
What, how is that even possible?
He was on the Internet talking to his buddies.
They probably traced him.
That's impossible. I used encryption.
Well, they broke it. That's why they're here.
(tires screech)
Gib, I got a lot of guys.
We need backup now.
Harry, we're at least ten minutes out.
(commandos speaking indistinctly)
I don't have ten minutes.
They're surrounding us.
Those are the guys that are after me!
Yes, those are the people we were trying
to protect you from. Harry, what do we do?
All right, you keep the guys out front busy.
I'm gonna go deal with the others.
Just point and shoot. Try to miss.
We don't want to start a war.
Miss, yes, that.
That I can do.
(grunting)
Get down!
(grunting)
(indistinct shouting)
Harry, I think I'm running out!
I'll be right there, Helen!
(grunting)
Get your foot off me! Be quiet, stay down.
Clear. No, we're not clear.
Now we're clear.
MAX: Okay, that?
That was awesome!
Guys, we got two SUVs full of commandos approaching.
You need to get out of there.
You ready to go now? Absolutely.
All right, come on, come on.
How much longer until the rendezvous point, Harry?
It was a half klick last time you asked, Helen.
Now it's less than that.
Yeah, you know, sometimes I think you guys are just
making up terms to make me feel bad.
How far in normal people terms
until we get there?
It's right there.
That's how far.
Guess we just missed you at the auto shop.
We picked up the car after everybody left.
Saw the fireworks.
And the bullet holes. You're a popular guy.
If they caught me, what do you think they would have done?
HARRY: They would have forced you
to give up control of those missile systems.
It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
It wasn't supposed to go this far.
We can get you out of this, Max,
once we get back to the headquarters.
And why should I trust you?
Who else are you gonna trust?
HARRY: Your little hacker buddies?
Okay... (laughs) who am I supposed to trust?
The government? My parents died
in a freaking car crash, and all they did was throw me
in foster care. They're-- they are actually...?
Dead? Yeah.
So don't, don't tell me I shouldn't trust
the only people that give a crap about me.
Wouldn't your friends
want to keep you safe, Max?
My friends would want me to be smart.
I have some bad news about that.
Luther and Maria heard the commandos
in green talking. Turns out,
they're not with Israel or Syria.
They were hired by The Pyramid.
What's The Pyramid, Gib? Ask Max.
He'll tell you all about it.
No, you're lying.
The Pyramid is the name of Max's online hacker group.
His friends hired those commandos to get him.
No, no.
See, you're making this up to get in my head.
Kid, I cloned their phones.
I can show you the emails. You want to see 'em?
Your buddies want to control those missiles and sell
the access to the highest bidder.
They hired mercenaries,
told 'em where you are. Do you understand?
They sold me out.
Yeah.
So if it's not Israel or Syria,
Omega can get us out.
(whirring nearby)
Are those helicopters?
But why so soon?
Those aren't helicopters.
Drones.
Gib, Helen,
get Max out of here. We'll hold 'em off.
HELEN: Go, go, go, go, go.
HARRY: Get out of here, go!
Seriously? Exploding drones?!
GIB: I opened up a channel
for the boys in green and just heard back.
They said that was a warning shot.
And if we don't hand over the kid,
they're gonna run us off the road and come take him.
Gib, can you hack the drones?
I'm trying! They're using an encrypted signal, all right?
(Maria mutters)
I think they're done with the warning shots.
Shoot 'em out of the sky.
(gunshots)
Hey! Hey! Hey, hey! Snap out of it!
Kid, you made a mess, you understand?
And when you make a mess, you got to clean up the mess.
It-it wasn't supposed to happen like this.
I-I was just trying to stop them from fighting.
Yeah, well, sometimes things don't go according to plan.
(gunshots)
HELEN: There's a drone on my tail.
GIB: Get rid of it!
This wasn't in my training.
Right now, you got two options.
You can do the right thing and help us out.
Or you can let people die.
You know anything about drone control frequencies?
Okay, okay,
I'm gonna try to override their control frequency.
There's no way you can hack that in time.
But this can.
It's my AI-generated decryption key.
You got a port? Yeah, yeah, right there.
Right there, plug in, go ahead.
(gunshots) (gasps) We've got more company!
All right, I set the drone controls up custom.
You play Combat Commander Five?
Dude, check the online rankings.
Hav0k is top 500.
Oh, that's cute.
Holler at me when you get top three.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! You're the Gibinator?!
Gib, if you're gonna do something, do it now.
I'm working, Harry.
(gunshots)
Figure something out! We're running out of field!
GIB: Okay, now I got control of those drones.
Let's fly.
Okay, kid, we only get one shot at this.
(gasps)
We're good! We're good!
(whimpers)
(panting)
(whooping) Hav0k and the Gibinator
swooping in to save the day!
Harry, next time, you're driving.
Well, now that he's released the missile systems,
Israel and Syria have calmed down, so it looks
like we're out of the woods on that one.
That's great, but why is he here?
I gave him a job.
You what?
He knows more about weapons encryption
than anybody we've got.
Oh,
he wants to apologize to you two for the whole
"terrible parents" thing. Helen, he has
a shoe website he wants to show you.
Come on.
Kids.
Complicated. Yes.
I'm thinking I might need a co-parent for Bridget.
Know what? I was thinking the exact same thing.
Really? Yeah, my imaginary kid Sam?
He's too much to handle alone.
He's gonna need a pretty awesome mom.
You know, someone who's... smart.
Someone pretty.
Who can basically do
everything.
And when I find her, I'll let you know.
And you'll be the coolest aunt.
Oh.
Uh...
yeah, great.
Gib really connected with Max, huh?
I know, that whole responsibility thing?
Yeah. That was impressive.
Well, it's what we would have done.
Oh, totally, totally.
He was just in the right place at the right time.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. (chuckles)
(sighs) Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad.
HARRY: Hey, Dana.
Can we talk to you for a second?
If it's about the ring light thing again...
Well, it is and it isn't, but can you just hear us out?
Thank you.
(exhales)
So I just wanted to say that...
I may have been a little hard on you the other day.
And your father and I aren't dream-crushers.
No.
We want you to be a singer
if that's what you want.
Really?
This is amazing!
Okay, I was thinking there's some stuff that I need.
I'll probably need a new phone, right?
One with a better camera for TikTok.
Microphone would be good for, like, clarity.
We can do my room into kind of
like a recording booth... Right. About all that.
I can't make your dreams come true, kiddo.
That's your job.
Okay.
And we want to support you in taking
responsibility for your dreams.
So you can start paying
for your own lessons and your equipment. Mm-hmm.
What are you guys saying?
We're saying we love you.
We're saying we believe in you.
And we're saying that Baskin-Robbins is hiring.
Huh.
♪ Know that there's a space you can call home ♪
♪ Now that there's a place you're not alone... ♪
Two scoops.
♪ But now you're home... ♪
Terrible parents? (scoffs)
More like the best parents ever, am I right?
We should write a manual. (laughs)
♪ Now you're home. ♪
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