F A N T A S T I C P R E S E N T A
Sabes que el nuevo boca a boca es internet, ¿verdad?
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Camille, déjame traer esa mochila.
- Toda mi mierda está ahí. - Uh ...
Creo que lo olvidé en el parque.
- Mira, mira, mira. - Vamos a atrapar a esa perra.
Y luego una vez que los atrapamos,
puedes llevarnos al Winter Bowl, trato?
- bien. Vamos. - Si, vale. Vamos por ahí.
- Yo, Faruk, ¿quién es ese? - Eso es Indigo.
- Conoces a Indigo, ¿verdad? - Estoy apunto de.
- Te voy a empujar. - Bueno. ¡Oh, mierda!
Estamos bien.
Oh, tienes una llave. Eso es genial. ¿Es tuyo?
Sí, ella es genial. Ella puede entrar.
Todo bien. Eres bueno para ir. Skrrt.
- Camille? - ¿Que se supone que haga?
Maldición, esa perra tiene frío.
Todo bien.
Si tiene algo más que necesita lavar,
hablar alto; Solo estoy haciendo una carga más.
Yo hago mi propia ropa, ¿recuerdas?
Bueno, ¿estás listo para pagar tu propio alquiler también?
No. Por eso sigo aquí.
- ¿Qué pasa con ustedes dos? - ¿Qué hay en esta cosa?
¿Qué estás haciendo? te lo dije
No quiero gente en mis cosas.
Oh, entonces ahora soy "gente".
Cuando te hice ese queso asado
Esta mañana, yo era "papá".
Elizabeth, ¿a dónde vas?
En ninguna parte. Solo estoy saliendo.
Lleva esto contigo.
- Soy vegetariana, abuela. - No tu no.
Conocí a un vegetariano una vez.
Ella se muere.
Quiero una gran sonrisa
Uno más grande. Uno más fuerte.
Adiós.
Hermano, has violado a ese tipo.
Solo lo asusté un poco.
Está bien. ¿Qué hace un hombre adulto?
comiendo un cono de helado, de todos modos?
Todos comen helado, Kirt.
Cierto. Lo que sea.
Podemos escapar
sin embargo, de estos turistas tontos?
Mm, quedémonos aquí.
No tengo ganas de tener
un montón de tipos patinadores sedientos
mirandome.
¿Prefieres que sean tipos patinadores sedientos
o ese tipo sediento?
¡Pero el gato es tan lindo!
No, esa mierda es linda, hermano.
Es muy lindo.
En caso de emergencia,
escuche anuncios e instrucciones
desde el puente
Por favor familiarízate
con la ubicación de los chalecos salvavidas en este ...
Entonces, Janay,
Tuviste una mañana loca.
- Maldita sea, Donald. - Cuéntanos sobre eso.
- Por favor, cuéntanoslo. - Yo hice.
- Estoy de vuelta con mi experiencia. - Bueno.
¿Por dónde empiezo?
- Como ... - Al principio, niña.
Terminé en una gira en mi propio vecindario
con una pandilla de hipsters japoneses ...
- Oh no. - Y los blancos en pantalones cortos.
Estábamos en lo que llaman
el "Brooklyn ...
Edge Graffiti Experience ".
Cuéntenos su experiencia.
Te lo digo Entonces por 20 minutos,
bien, miramos un mural
representando el último día de Biggie Smalls,
- que, según ... - Está bien.
Para nuestro guía turístico, Josh,
estaba ... "crudo".
Es muy visceral.
- Fue una mierda. - Si.
¿Derecha? Y luego también ... Espera, espera ... nuestra última parada
Era este lugar caribeño al que solía ir ...
- Sí, sí, uh-huh, uh-huh. - Todo el tiempo con mi papá.
- Recuerdas ese lugar, ¿verdad? - Sí lo hago.
Ahora es un bistro nuevo y auténtico.
¿Nuevo y auténtico?
- ¿Cuan genial es eso? - Auténtico suena delicioso.
No puedo mentir
No es lo suficientemente delicioso como para borrar todo un vecindario.
- Bueno ... - Has ido demasiado lejos
cuando pones marcos alrededor de agujeros de bala,
que tenía este lugar.
Ah!
No, it's new and authentic!
- It's new and authentic! - No, stop!
I need to ask you all a question at home real quick.
Why is it
that you hate graffiti in your neighborhoods
but will pay good money to see it
and look at it in mine?
Please answer that question.
Need to know.
Are the comments disabled?
- Um... - I'm trying to...
Yes.
Why?
Um... a couple trolls
just crawled out from under they bridges,
and I just... I just cut it off.
I just cut 'em off.
Every video has trolls. That doesn't mean you just...
- I know that. - Go and turn the comments off
- because a few fools are talking shit. - I know.
I... they were... but they were, like, talking mad shit.
- Like, it was unnecessary. - So what?
It doesn't even matter, because our comments
equals engagement equals our views.
Okay, yes, I know, but they were talking
mad shit about you.
So?
Look, just let me keep them off
until it, like, dies down a little bit,
and then that's that.
I can't help but be a little bit protective of you.
I'm sorry.
I don't need you to protect me.
- I know... - You're not my dad.
I know I'm not your dad. Okay?
I... but I am more like your twin brother, so...
You know, sometimes
I wish you were my actual twin.
That is precious, Janay.
That is the sweetest thing you've ever said to me.
'Cause then I would've just eaten you in the womb.
And that is so dark.
And then the comments would be on...
That is just dire.
Oh, come on!
I'm already over it.
Yo, it's fine!
It's gonna be fine. Yo, it's gonna be mad fun.
You still mad about the Winter Bowl thing?
Guess so!
Yo, she's mad annoying.
We looked for her bag all day,
and she just went to go chill with those fuckboys.
Come on, I'ma teach you how to go down this ramp.
What?
Is that Bambi's new video?
Yo, Milton does the sickest wallrides
right here.
- Yo, homey gives zero fucks. - Yo, is that
Bambi's new video?
Yo, Mike. I'm right here, bro.
Eww, Charlie, what's on your shirt?
You always fall for it every single...
- Hardies. - You gonna hit me?
Can't violate you right now.
'Cause I'm a girl?
No, 'cause I fucked up my hand yesterday.
Man...
Yo, guys, this bracelet right here,
this girl in Utah, she gave it to me.
She was mad different, yo.
After she gave it to me,
she jumped into the hot tub at the gym...
"She jumped into the hot tub at the gym..."
- with all her clothes on. - "With all her clothes on."
Even her shoes?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Okay. - Okay.
I know what you doing.
'Sup, boys?
- Yo! - Oh, shit!
Speak of the devil.
- Ka -shh!
You know me, bro.
Yeah, baby, tag it.
Everything!
- I bet you won't do this. - Bet you won't do this.
Yo!
Hi, Camille.
Hey. What's up?
Yo, you guys want to play S-K-A-T-E?
- No. - No, come on!
It's H-O-R-S-E... It's like H-O-R-S-E,
but it's S-K-A-T-E.
Okay, here. You can hold on to me.
- Ah... - Yeah!
- Nice! - Fuck, yeah.
Mm-hmm!
Ah! Ugh.
Hey.
You know those Betties, don't you?
No, not really.
I saw your last video,
and I was just wondering,
do you, like, hear a song
and then you just know that that's a song for the clip,
or do you cut up the clip first,
and then lay a song over it?
Depends. I mean, sometimes
there's something that I've been wanting to use
or something that, like, I like,
or something I liked when I was a kid,
and... you know, if it fits, it fits.
Editing is important, too.
Yeah!
Yo, I love when, um,
like, someone lands,
and the beat goes with it.
- I don't know. - Yeah.
I think that's cool.
But I've been watching your videos
since I started skating.
- So, like, six months ago? - No.
I been skating for, like, ten years.
I...
What?
I know.
I've been watching.
You're good.
Thank you.
Let me get a cigarette.
Wait, but...
my finger might touch the other ones.
Is that okay?
Like, you're gonna put your mouth... I didn't want...
you know, your mouth to touch...
Thank you.
You look perfect.
Can you lean back a little bit, though?
Stand up straight.
Yeah.
Can you do one with your hair just all behind you?
Perfect.
Ah, you look great.
- Ah, that's perfect. - What the fuck?
Oh, yes.
Why are you taking her picture?
I'm casting for a national campaign,
and I'm looking for skaters, and she would be perfect.
"Tovah O'Malley Casting."
That's me.
Okay, cool.
Well, my name is Janay,
and this is Kirt.
Yo, I'll do it, but I can't wear dresses!
I gotta stay firm on that.
Okay.
You guys are so cute. I'm good for today.
Maybe sometime in the future.
But you, call me, okay?
You have my number. Bye.
Did that really just happen?
Did you really just get scouted
your first day at the skate park?
I don't know. It's weird.
This shit seems legit, bro.
Yeah, but I'm not gonna do it.
So then why did you let her take your picture?
I'm vain.
Okay.
Damn!
Yo, she just wild out.
That's disgusting.
That was some impressive shit.
No pun intended.
- Literally! - What?
I'm referring to the fact
that you just rolled through poo-poo.
- Oh! - Damn!
Fuck!
Yo, I got you. Come with me.
Bambi, go help her clean that shit up.
Yo, chill! Chill!
Hey, I watched your show. I liked it.
- Oh, thanks, thanks! - Nice job.
Yeah, I love doing it. It's so fun.
I have, like, a bunch of ideas,
like, running through my head all the time.
It's like, you know those people
who get married on Reddit?
Like, I wanna do one about them.
Or, like, you know how sometimes
you feel bad for your socks
when you don't wear them for a while?
Yes, do that one.
Um, can I ask you a question?
But don't take offense.
Okay.
Well, how close are you with Donald?
Real... we're really good friends.
First boyfriend.
Known him pretty much my whole life.
Why?
How do you deal with all the negative comments
and stuff?
Oh, yeah. Donald had said
that there was some riff-raff about that,
but he handled it.
Well...
I took a screenshot.
What the fuck?
I'm sorry.
That's why he turned off the fucking comments.
I gotta go.
Wait, can I have my phone?
Yeah, sorry.
Um, can you just keep this to yourself?
Yeah, of course. You okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Yo, Honeybear!
Yo, this is, um...
- What's your name again? - Ash.
This is Ash!
Yo, good news. She is gay.
She is!
It's okay. She's just shy.
- Dig it! - What up?
Are you fucking serious?
- Yo, I'm sorry. - The fuck is your problem?
- I'm sorry! - Yo, back the fuck off, bro.
- She said sorry. - You back the fuck up.
The problem's with her, not you.
Calm the fuck down.
Don't tell me that shit, shrimp dick.
The fuck did you just say?
I said you got a shrimp dick! Shrimp dick!
Okay, if you weren't a fucking female,
I swear to God... Oh, my God.
If I wasn't... wah, wah, wah. What's up?
All right, all right, all right.
- You hear this bitch? - We're gonna have to get
some backup, yo. Like, this chick's
about to fuck up Luis!
Yo, fuck you guys. You're all pussies!
Oh, what?
Get the fuck out of here! Get the fuck out of here!
- Yeah, push me! - Get the fuck off me, bro!
Fuck you guys. You're all pussies!
- You're all pussies. - Get the fuck out of here.
- Yo! - Indigo, where are you going?
I'm going home, Kirt.
Don't let that guy run you off.
You said Zen.
This was not Zen,
and I don't want no part of that hostile bullshit.
Keep the board. I'm done.
Damn, that kind of sucked.
Yeah.
Hey, how come you ran away
from that girl you liked earlier?
I don't like her.
Really? 'Cause it seems like you do.
I don't like her.
You too?
Man, I hate when this shit happens.
Hey! I need to talk to you.
What? Whoa, watch out.
- Right now. - Why?
- Right now! - Okay, okay.
Yo, I'll be right back. What's up?
- Bro, what the fuck? - What?
You said that you turned off the comments
because people were talking about me,
but that's not it. You lied.
Fuck!
- Why would you lie? - Yes, I lie... okay.
Fuck. Jeez.
I lied. I lied.
I said that. I don't...
I don't... fuck. I just have so much shit
coming at me from all sides right now, Janay.
I just really don't need it from you, too, okay?
What the hell is going on?
Fuck.
Can you please just talk to me?
I can't, man. I fucking can't.
I'm like... I'm just really afraid
you're gonna think it's true.
I don't want to tell you.
Look, whatever it is, if it's something bad,
even if it's something you feel like you did
- and you regret... - I didn't do anything.
It's fine. We'll get through it.
I didn't do anything.
Okay?
Some girl caught feelings, and I didn't catch them back,
and now she wants to destroy me,
and she's just using this MeToo shit
because she knows it'll work.
That's it.
But did you do anything?
Janay.
Jesus, man. Of course I didn't do anything.
That's why I didn't want to tell you,
because as soon as your name is linked with this shit,
you're automatically guilty.
Like, you're fucked for life.
Okay, then you fight back.
- I ca... - Make a video,
and we could say what actually happened.
That's not gonna work.
Why not?
'Cause people don't want the truth, Janay.
They just want a witch hunt, man.
Like, I'm terrified.
Being inside this, this is fucking scary.
I could lose my job. I could lose our show.
You think people want to watch a fucking YouTube show
with a predator as a host?
And anything I say will just make it worse.
I'm just... there's literally nothing I can do.
I've tried to think of shit.
Okay, well, then maybe there's something
that I can do.
Okay? Maybe I can do something.
What's her name?
I don't...
Just tell me her name.
You have a lot of plants.
Plants are super important.
They actually create a ton of oxygen.
They're, like, constantly... regenerating the air.
Well, wouldn't you need, like, a thousand plants
for that to work?
Well, these are succulents, so it's different.
Hand me that screwdriver.
Succulents.
You can sit down.
Oh.
Sorry. I just... forgot.
This is your new board, by the way.
What?
Really?
I... don't...
Don't play around with me like that
if it's not my board.
Relax. It's nothing.
Well, okay. Thank you.
That's really nice of you. You didn't have to do that.
It's nice of you.
So how did you get into skateboarding?
I was kind of lost after my mom died.
Oh. I didn't know.
That's why they call me Bambi,
'cause my mom died in the woods.
Really?
No.
But I was young, like in the movie, though.
Yeah, I know about the movie. I never seen it, but...
You've never seen "Bambi"?
No, but I know what happens in it.
Like, the mom deer dies, and the baby g...
I've actually never seen it either,
but don't tell anybody, 'cause...
You sh... you, of all people, should see the movie,
'cause your name's... You're all set.
Thanks.
It's nice.
You read "The Alchemist," right?
Hi, Indigo. Thanks for coming.
I thought you were done.
I was, until Kirt started textually harassing me.
Look, Indigo, it's because
I don't want you to stop skateboarding.
What happened at the skate park isn't fair.
When a girl runs into a boy, it's a big fucking deal,
but when a boy runs into a boy, it doesn't even matter.
And I want you to keep skateboarding!
And I also have... these.
We have to go through here.
Oh, yeah!
Those aren't CDs.
- They are. - Those are DVDs.
- No, they're CDs. - Those?
No, they're not.
No, but they're C... It's still, like, on a CD.
- It's the same... - Those are movies.
The round, circular, like, shiny thing, right?
- That's a CD. - They're discs.
They're CDs, but...
Hey, you have a pretty good selection.
"Rescue Dawn"...
Thank you. Thank you so much.
"Memento"?
Yeah. Have you ever seen that?
Yeah, I saw it in school.
In school? Really?
Yeah. I was confused.
Wait, you have "Camp Rock"?
Why do you have "Camp Rock"?
That's like the... that's, like,
a Disney Channel movie from 2007.
It's good.
I mean, I thought so, too, when I was, like, seven.
Interesting.
Whoa. Oh, you have "The Jerk"?
Mm-hmm. - You're a jerk.
Oh, my God.
Wait, what's this? What is this?
- "Get Off My Dick"? - Oh, man.
Yeah, that's the first video I ever made.
I had no idea what I was doing.
All right, well, let's watch it.
- No! - Why not? Come on.
We're not gonna watch my video.
- Come on! - No, no, no, no, no, no!
No.
What can we watch?
Oh, I know!
"Camp Rock"?
You ever seen "Downtown '81"?
No.
You know, maybe you and I
should shoot some clips one of these days.
Yeah! No, I'm totally down.
Yo, I was actually thinking the other day about going
to Columbus Park and... - Oh, shh, shh,
- you gotta see this part. - Oh.
Can come true.
Sometime, it might happen to you.
Basquiat.
Especially when you're young in New York.
But once upon a time,
this place was a wild frontier,
and every youngster who was fast on the draw
showed up on these streets to try his hand.
Anyway, the story you are about to see
isn't true,
but it isn't false, either.
Any resemblance between the characters
and events depicted here and reality
is purely magical.
I awoke.
Had I been dreaming?
I think so.
I tried to remember, but it slipped away.
But I remembered this place.
Here I was again.
This is our Winter Bowl.
Yeah, except it's summer.
It's Summer's Eve Bowl.
What? I don't get it.
Summer's Eve Bowl?
So?
Summer's Eve is a douche.
Guys, I have something to confess.
What?
- You farted? - No, I did.
- Oh. - No.
I like the girl.
Wow. I fucking knew it, bro.
Tch. Pero no me avergüences así de nuevo.
Está bien, no lo haré, pero lo sabía.
Lo sabía.
Yo sabía. Yo sabía.
Estaba leyendo este artículo,
y aparentemente, se dieron cuenta
la fórmula para ...
qué tan rápido se está expandiendo el universo.
Que tan rapido es
No lo sé.
Oh, mierda. Mira.
Shh
Ella durmiendo
¿Cuánto tiempo necesitan para patear?
No lo sé porque no entiendo el tiempo en este momento.
- ¿Dónde encontraste la rata? - El me encontró.
Estoy en esta cita ahora mismo con esta chica, Ash.
Y, uh, estoy tratando de no arruinarlo.
Wow, mírate En el video ya.
Porque las chicas lindas tienen más vistas,
no sabes eso?
- ¿Dónde dejé mis bolígrafos? - Estoy empezando a sospechar
No crees que esta situación sea grave.
Necesito más tiempo.
Tienes 48 horas.
¿Qué pasa contigo y Ash?
Ya sabes, las cosas simplemente sucedieron.
Esta chica, Yvette, ha estado hablando mierda.
Estamos a punto de atacar, yo, tenemos que irnos.
- ¡Yo! - ¿Me estás siguiendo?
Se llama luchar contra el patriarcado.
¿Cómo es tirar una patineta por una ventana?
luchando contra el patriarcado?
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