♪ You can run
♪ I want to know ♪
♪ I want to know... ♪
Yeah, and he would be resp...Have to speak at your funeral
or something like that.
I would've been perfectlyfine with that.
Except the death thing,you know.
Yeah, except for the death.
- Yeah, that would be noood.- Yeah.
♪ I gotta be ♪
♪ Everything ♪
♪ That I could be ♪
♪ I gotta do this thing ♪
♪ Honestly ♪
♪ Why can't I do it all? ♪
♪ Honestly ♪
♪ I bet I shock 'emwhen I drop ♪
♪ I know they probablythink I'm washed ♪
♪ I'm kettle cookin'with the chip ♪
♪ It's on my shoulderstill we win ♪
♪ I'm getting olderby the minute ♪
♪ I've really had itup to here ♪
♪ They always looking likethey're winging it ♪
♪ I've been planningevery meal ♪
♪ Got me sippin'on this beer, ooh ♪
♪ And I don't evenfuck with beer ♪
♪ No, I need some waterand ideas, yeah ♪
♪ I gotta startto make it clear, uh ♪
♪ I'm kind of peepingall the fallacy ♪
♪ I'm powered by the peopledoubting me ♪
♪ I had to eat it likea ton of calories ♪
♪ And the analogy is thatI'm blowing up ♪
♪ But I've been carryingthis weight ♪
♪ Fuck my old shit,all of it sucked ♪
♪ Piss on them records,I shit on them records ♪
♪ I thank everybody who sawthe potential in me ♪
♪ But I still had toget it inevitably ♪
♪ If I could, I would sit downand conversate ♪
♪ With every haterand try to debate 'em ♪
♪ I know it's subjective,but it's my objective ♪
♪ To do it so wellthat it's not. ♪
That was the one.
- Man.- That was a good take.
I ain't gonna lie,you in your bag, LD.
This has been, what,the most productive month
of my life? I own a home.
What more can I ask for?
You speaking your truthinto existence.
- Thank you.- Yeah, Chuck. Really speaking
your truth into existence.
Especially when you're lyingto everyone
on national television.
What are you referring to?
Jimmy Kimmel?
I didn't lie on Jimmy Kimmel,you can go replay
all that footage,I didn't lie once.
He just twisted facts.
I didn't twist any facts.
- I didn't.- Chuck, you sound like Trump.
I omitted, like, some details,but he didn't ask
the questions that would've...
I really did, like,
learn a lot about lifefrom that whole experience.
And I have a whole new lensthat I see the world through.
From here on out, honesty.
On that note, earlier today,I did tell you that a boner
was called a boner because a manhas a bone that, like,
comes out of his pelviswhen he's excited.
It's not true.
Dick isn't made of bones.It's, like,
- all meat.- Oh. Okay.
All right, I need you guysto leave.
I'm getting ready for Robyn.
Chuck, how long isshe gonna stay here?
I don't know, two weeks.
- Two weeks?!- Yeah.
Are you insane?
Two weeks, it'slike a honeymoon length.
I couldn't be more excited,honestly.
What if she's not evenwhat you remember her to be?
You barely know this girl.
Man, that shit happened to meone time, I was fucking
with this Arabian bitch, man.
I thought she was gonna be cool.
But she gonna text me the nextday talking about alimony.
How you get pregnant in one day?
Gata, I have no idea whatyou're talking about,
but this is not that.
I, like, know this girl.I talk to her, we text.
If you heard the voice mailshe left when she thought
I was dead,you would understand.
So you talk to her abouteverything, right?
She know about the death scamand all that, huh?
Never call it the death scam.
Right? Let's referto the death...
thing as a totallydifferent thing
that never even is vocalized.
And, uh, no, I have not,
but, like, I will. I just,like, don't want to start off
with that conversation, but...
I'm getting to a freshnew start too, man.
You ain't gonnabelieve this, nigga.
I ain't had sex in,like, two weeks.
You know?
I even started beatingmy shit again.
Beating your shit?What, like jerking off?
Yeah, jacking off, dawg.
What? You weren'tjerking off before?
I ain't jerked off since, like,12th grade or some shit.
12th grade? You haven'tjerked off in, like,
- 20 years?- That's insane.
It's way too many hoes out here
for a nigga to just bejacking off like that, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, please becareful about the roses
on the way out.They're perfectly...
Chuck. Chuck, this is crazy.
You're gonna freakthis girl out.
Unless you want her to beyour actual girlfriend,
and then I thinkit's gonna freak you out.
Chuck, it's finally the point
in your life where you,like, ju...
What are you doing?You could just be like...
- Hello?- It's Amazon.
Dropping off a package.
Okay, coming right up.
One more time.
Is it open?
Thank you.
Satin sheets.
I'm gonna have to cancelthe beach thing tomorrow.
No, no, no, Chuck,you can't cancel it.
The beach is, like, overratedand one-dimensionally textured
anyways. Like, I have to...
Bro, you gotta cometo the beach, dawg.
You out of pocket,you doing way too much.
- All these roses and shit?- Guys, I will see you later.
- Okay?- What, you're just canceling plans on us?
I can't neglect heron the first day.
Nigga switched up,all over a bitch.
No, I left his foodin the sink to thaw out.
And then you justgive him a cup.
Yeah. Thank you so much.
Hello?
Hi.
I'm buzzing you in.
Holy shit.
This is... Ugh.
Hi.
Hey, girl.
- Come in.- Hey.
Your house is... sick.
Can you believe you only haveto put 20% of the money down?
- Yeah, a mortgage.- Yeah.
I had no idea. It's like,you only need to be so wealthy.
- That is exciting, actually. Yeah.- Yeah.
- Well, welcome.- Thanks.
Benjamin Moore,"the professional's choice."
- On the paint.- Oh, my God.
- Wow, we're, uh, we're here.- Yeah.
- Yeah.- Look at us.
Here we are. In person.
- Uh...- I'm so happy you're here.
- Hi. Hi.- I really am so happy you're here.
- Hello.- Yeah.
I thought we were kissing.
Yeah, I-I... you're alive.
I thought you were dead,so this is...
Um, let's fucking unwindor something.
- Let's-let's celebrate. Okay.- Let's celebrate.
- Should we drink?- Drink?
Is that such a...Is that weird to just throw out
- right-right away?- Uh...
Wine? Is that...?
Wine? Uh, don'toften carry wine,
- but I might have something over here.- Okay.
- Uh...- Wow.
I think there's some wineover here.
Honestly, you can just takewhatever you want.
Need a pairof nice new headphones?
I... that's...What are these here for?
Oh, these brands, they justsend me all this shit
'cause my birthday's this week,so it's like...
- That's what's going on.- It's your birthday this week?
It is, yeah.
Why wouldn't you tell me that?Fuck.
I don't even like attentionon my birthday.
- I hate it.- Okay.
I hate everyone, like,looking at you,
expecting you to be, like,this unreasonable
level of happy, it's just...
- It's your birthday this...- Well, doesn't matter.
How can I get you this wine?There is a store.
- Okay.- We can go there.
I'm more of like a weed smoker.
- Do you smoke?- No, I don't...
- I'll... Okay.- I'm gonna get weed for myself.
You have the wine. We'll escapeour bodies at the same time.
And it's gonna bepretty incredible.
Okay.
What the fuck?
So, publicity-wise,
in the past month,I think we've got a lot done.
So I think we're beingvery productive.
So it's working, for sure.
Yeah, yeah, Kimmelwent well.
So, I'm assuming hetrusts me more now.
He did say he felt managed.
Well, that sounds likea management issue.
Yeah. Look, Dave is reallystarting to trust you.
- Great.- But he wants to
live his honest truth.
Mm. Honest... well, that's afterhe faked his own death?
Well, we did talk about that.
You know,th-the rats on the bus,
- that was actually a real thing.- Please. Please, please, please.
Come on. I'm a publicist.I know an attention grab
when I see one.I make them for a living.
We just, we just wantto get away from that...
- Mm.- That thing, you know?
It's a... yech... story.It's a yucky story.
- Right.- And Dave's very sensitive about it.
You know I love Dave. Right?
- Yeah.- And I love a challenge.
I love you guys.That's why I took you on.
But your client is a child.
I mean, last time he was herehe was playing with putty.
That's for his ADD.That's actually not Silly Putty.
That's prescribed.
Okay, but it stuckhis pocket closed.
And he couldn't open it.
- Yeah.- Just, we have to be able
to control him and, you know,not let him...
I can't control Dave, Ava.
I can't control anythingin my life. Y... He's...
I...
But you have me now, Mike. Okay?
We're gonna do this together.
Great.
I think I'd like to get coffeewith you sometime,
outside of... or, I mean,we would do business,
but I mean, outside ofthis office 'cause I don't...
Oh, you know what?I have another meeting.
Sorry. Our conversationwas great, though.
- Awesome. Loved it.- It was very productive.
- And I will...- Let me get out of here.
- ...be in touch. Okay.- Thank you.
I'm actually free tonight.
For coffee?
So why don't you come on byand annihilate me?
What?
Not actually, obviously.
But I'm just into role-playingand blurring lines
between consensualand non-consensual.
So, um...
if that interests you at all,
here is my address.
11:00 p.IN.
Yeah, be easy to get in.
Okay.
Yeah, put him through.
Can't believe you don'tlike your birthday.
It's your own personal holiday.I love holidays.
I just feel like every yearthat gets higher,
the number is moreand more alarming,
and all I do is thinkabout, like, my place
in the world, and, like,my-my standing.
No, man, you got to stayin the present, dawg.
- Yeah.- I like the present right now, dawg.
Yeah. On my 21st birthday,we were doing karaoke,
and I was just, like, ripping"All Star" by Smash Mouth,
and I...whipped my hair into a candle.
And then, my friends were like,"You're-you're on fire,"
and I was like, "You'regoddamn right I'm on fire."
And I... I just was, on fire.
And then I ended up in the ER.
I, uh...
What are we talkingabout, again?
- My birthday.- Ah!
Did you just get so high?
Yeah, my train of thoughtjust choo-choo'd bye-bye.
Yeah.
Should I just take advantage ofthis vulnerability right now?
- And just rip some questions?- Yeah.
All right, if you need to grillme, I'm ready to be grilled.
- Favorite color?- Sunset orange.
Favorite time of day?
4:57, 'cause ofthe sunset orange, probably.
Yeah, favorite, uh, animal?
- Elephant.- Elephant?
Yeah.
I knew I liked you.
That's my favorite animal.
I, uh...
I'm sorry.What are we talking about again?
Elephants.
Should we...
You're so high.I keep forgetting.
- Yeah.- You, like, go in...
You wear it well.Should we keep going?
For the wine?
- Yeah.- What am I doing?
Are you... Should we...
That was...
Oh, my God, please don'tcome at me like that.
- I need to sit down.- Okay.
I need to sit down. I'm sorry.
- In the street.- What the fuck?
Fully strobe-lighting.
Lin-Manuel Manuellives down here...
What the fuck?!
Hey, Sawyer! Sorry.
He doesn't usuallybark at people.
He... The dog knew.
- Why?- The dog knew what?
I'm sorry.
Don't be. It's okay.
Okay?
Oh, let me get your shoes.
These are cool.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Dave.
I-I wrote you a song.
What?
♪ I met a girl ♪
♪ Thank God ♪
♪ I met a girl ♪
♪ Oh, my ♪
♪ She makes me feel alive ♪
♪ She makes me need a life ♪
♪ I met a girl ♪
♪ Thank God. ♪
I love it.
I haven't done the verses yet.I will.
The hook is fire.
Don't you think?
It is fire.
I just need to reboot.
I'll be out.
It's like an actual dictionary.
Hi. I was just in the area
and I'm-I'm returningDave's tennis racket.
Is he home?
I think it should be open.
- Hi. Hi.- Hi.
- Robyn?- Yes.
- Ally? I've heard so much about you.- Yes. Hi.
- Nice to meet you.- Yeah.
- Hi.- Hi.
I hope this isn't, uh,weird, or...
Oh, my God, no.
- Sorry, I'm so thirsty.- Yeah...
And is he... Where is he?
Uh, he, uh, got higherthan I've seen any human get,
and he passed out.
Wait, he's... he's, like, out?
Yes.
- Very out.- Okay, that's amazing.
- Oh.- I was very stressed about how I was gonna do this.
Okay, so we havea major situation on our hands.
You know how it's his birthdayon Thursday?
I am now aware of that, yeah.
Okay, we are throwing hima surprise party tomorrow.
And it's unmovable.
His parents flew inand Benny is getting this
cheesesteak cheffrom Philadelphia,
and originally Benny wassupposed to get him there.
But that's before we knewthat you would be here.
So we're kind of wondering ifyou can bring him to the party.
Y-Y... Uh, yeah.
- Of course. Yeah. Totally.- Thank you.
- I know it's, like, a lot...- Um, what are the...
like, what-what are the details?How should I...?
It's, um, 6:00 at an Airbnbat the beach.
We were just, like, talkingabout this today.
He was saying he doesn't reallylike attention on his birthday.
He, like, loves attention.
- He lovesattention.- Okay.
On all of the days.
- Every single one.- Yeah.
- Here, give me your... phone.- Yeah.
I am gonna put myself in hereas, um, Mike Triangle.
I will just send you, like,the specifics of the location,
and if you have any issues,you can...
Okay. Yeah. Uh, you saidhis parents are gonna be there?
Oh, my God, you're gonnalove Don and Carol.
- It's gonna be great.- Uh, um...
- Great.- But I'll see you tomorrow.
- Tomorrow, and we... Yeah.- I'm gonna get out
while the getting is good.And, um,
- good luck. You've got this.- Okay.
Thanks. Uh,I'll see you tomorrow.
Ow.
- Oh, my God.- What's happening?
I'm sorry! I... This is...
Yeah, okay.
- Great.- Fuck!
Hey.
You wanna go to the wine store?
Are you okay?
- I'm still high.- Yeah, that's...
- That is clear.- Are you having fun?
Yeah.
I don't know.I don't get these people.
I mean, every time Jon Hamm'sdick-print bulges in his pants
when he's walking aroundBrooklyn, it's not a story.
He wears khakis,he walks around a lot.
I know.
I'm sorry. Can I call you back?
Hello?
Hello...
Hello. Hey, it's Mike Spera.
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
Are you ready to be scrutinized?
Get the fuck out of my house!No, no, no, no!
No, no, we talked about...You told me to come here!
Remember? You told me yoursafe word. And it was memorable,
- but I don't remember what it was.- Bro.
Come on, man.
Oh, yeah.
I will come on.
I'm gonna come on strong.
Bro...
I'm gonna come on myselfwhen I nut on myself.
Tell meto suck the pepper spray.
- What?- Tell... tell me
- to suck the pepper spray.- I'm gonna make you
- suck the pepper spray!- Just, like, take it
- the fuck out of my hand, and...- No, what do you mean? I...
- Be a man. Just...- Don't tell me to be a man. I am being a man.
- I'm just...- Jesus Christ! Will you just go with this?
I don't want to go with it!
I don't want to go with it.I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay?
Ava, I don't want to do this.I've never done this before.
I don't know what to do.
I think you're smartand you're beautiful.
I just want to, like,do something normal with you.
Like-like eat a meal...
Mike, I like you, too.
Obviously. That's whyI invited you over here.
I am in controlall the fucking time.
Okay? So, I just, like,
want something different,if you know what I mean.
Like, I guess it's my kink.
I just thought maybe you mighthave wanted a little
control in your life.
I understand.
I didn't get it before,but trust me, I get it.
I've had some weird kinksover the years.
I used to be in love with womenwith lopsided breasts.
I was obsessed.
Look, I...
I'm not gonna dowhat you want me to do.
- Okay.- Because...
as interesting as it soundsfor you to get what you want,
you're not getting any of it.Hmm.
At all.
You like the way I rub you?
- Do you like that?- Mm. I... Yeah, I do.
I don't care if you door you don't.
- You understand?- Yeah.
Don't. I hopeyou don't understand.
Did you order a brick?
Wait, a brick? What do you mean?
A brick cock.
'Cause I'm aboutto lay some brick.
- You wanna come?- Yes, please.
Too bad. Not on my watch.
Mom, he's very endearing.
I mean, you have to beto pull off getting so high
that I just had to put himinto bed.
And then when he was asleep,his ex-girlfriend came,
'cause their... his wholefriend group is throwing him
this surprise party and...
No. Mom, I don't knowwho's prettier.
It's, like, crazy. I...
We're both equal...
- Hi. I gotta go.- Hi.
Okay. Love you. Bye.
- Oh, boy.- Hi.
What have I done?
- Good morning. He is risen.- Good morning.
I rose. I fucked it all up.
- No, you didn't.- Wow.
Did you get good rest?
I mean... that was...I'm borderline H, still.
- Okay.- But...
I want to make it up to you.
And I've taken steps towardsmaking it up to you
by creating the perfectromantic plan.
- Okay.- For us. Today.
Today? The whole day?
The whole day, bucko.So strap in.
Um... well, I-I made plansfor us today, too.
- Dueling plans?- Yeah.
Okay. Tit for tat.
What's yours?
- What's yours?- No, you first.
- Okay. Let me paint a picture.- Okay.
I want you to imaginethat outside,
even though we'rein Los Angeles,
there are six to nineinches of snow.
How? Because I've createdan entire winter wonderland
right here in my back area.
Hot chocolate, toboggins,
uh, there's like all typesof accoutrement
that fits the winterwonderland theme,
because I remember thatyou love snow days.
- Snow days.- Yeah.
- So, we...- That's...
What's your plan?
The beach.
- Just the beach?- Yeah.
- Oh.- Yeah.
- Why does everyone...- The beach.
- We can...- Everyone loves the beach.
- I don't...- We could just go, relax,
and chill on the beach,and we could
just, you know, get comfortable.
- Sit around.- And go for a swim and get tan.
It's so cold in there.I can't tan. I'm on Accutane.
- But...- I rented bikes.
So we can get exercise.Do you not like...?
Bikes are...
Feels like you...
If I seem forlorn,
it's 'cause I just don'tknow how to ride a bike.
- You can't ride a bike?- I struggle riding a bike.
And it was a big thingof my childhood,
all my friends couldride the bike,
I couldn't do it.It really separated me from
my entire group of friendsand it's like...
But life is about learningnew things, it's...
Is it?
No snow day?
I-I would just really loveto get out of the house.
You know? The, like...
- Oh, yeah.- We should...
Yeah. What am I...?
Stretch my legs.
Yeah, so I didn't eventhink about that
you would never wantto stay here,
because you've been here for...I didn't even...
Let me, uh... I can adapt.
I can adapt. I'll justcall the whole thing off.
- Okay.- One sec. Hey, fellas, uh...
No, we don't need any more.
Ix-nay on the ow-snay.
- This is so thoughtful.- It's okay.
I think I might be in the windowof cancellation.
I doubt it, though.They are here.
But it's not that costly.
This is very sweet.
You... you're sweet.
Throwing me on that bikeis sweet.
- We're gonna do this.- Yeah.
You gotta put it somewherehe can see it.
All right, yeah,just this way a little.
No, that way.
Just... I'm gonna go... I'm gonnachange it myself later.
Oh, honey, I would have neverdone this at the beach.
It's dirty and overrated. It'slike trying to throw a party
in the wilderness,and it smells so bad!
Yeah, what do you expect? Look.
There's a fucking dead sealhere. What am I supposed to do?
Well, it's the beach.What did you expect?
Expect? I didn't expect thereto be a fucking dead seal.
I've never even seena real seal.
What do we do?Do we, like, change the time?
- Do we let the tide come in?- Nah, man.
It's fine. All we gotta do isget that dead-ass seal
in the ocean.
Look, let's just go down there,
we pick it up... the threeof us could get it out of here
in like five minutes.
Hell nah, bro.That shit look diseased, man...
Can I, can I help?What's the task?
- It's down there.- Oh, Jesus.
- Fuck no. Fuck.- I'm here!
What is the catastrophe?Oh, God.
Birds! Come on, eat the...
Just eat the dead sealdown there!
I gotta get my assistantto deal with this.
She does shit like thisall the time.
Oh, my God.
Y'all like the sea?
Uh, not... No, not really.
Wow, you reallyweren't exaggerating.
No. I mean, yeah.
It's the starting and stoppingand turning that I'm...
- Just commit to it.- Commit?
I'm pretty committed right now.
What do I...? There's a car!
Hey, there's a car, Robyn. Whatdo I do? I'm not leaving this
- to human error.- Go to the sidewalk. Go to the sidewalk.
Ah!
I like the sidewalk.
You know, until now,I would've thought you could
either ride a bike or not,I've never actually seen
- this middle ground. It's pretty impressive.- Well...
- You're doing great.- This is nice.
- Uh...- Really...
- Uh, sir!- Okay.
- Ho... Homeless man!- Dave, just breathe.
- Dave, just-just go around him.- I can't turn. I can't turn.
- Just turn around him. Dave!- Sir, I can't turn.
- Sir... Ah!- Dave!
- Fuck.- Oh, my God.
- Are you... Did you...?- Ah, goddamn it!
- You okay?- No.
- My knee.- Ah, how's your knee?
- Not good.- Okay, well...
I'm, like, fully skinned, so...
Okay.
We tried.
I gave it my all.Today is not our day.
Let's go home.
This isn't working.
You know whatis the most healing?
The salt a-and...
the sun.
I'm just gonna be totallyfrank with you.
There is a zero percent chanceI'm going to the beach.
Okay, but we had plannedto go to the beach.
I don't know, plans, like,change, like...
Blockbuster had plans to nothave the streaming era exist.
Come on. Let's...Let's just, like, see...
- Yeah, you can get up.- No, it hurts.
So we can get these in,like, an Uber.
No. I'm-I'm hurt.I can't put any weight on it.
But we had plansto go to the beach.
Robyn... it's not happening.
- I'm trying to put on...- That's...
- That's what?- I...
This is no indictment on you.I fell.
- I tried to ride a bike.- No, it's just... Come on.
- I'm skinned. I'm a skinned person.- Yeah.
I came all the wayfrom Wisconsin, Dave.
I want to go enjoy myselfand get some R&R on the beach.
I heard that there's...
Let me tell you firsthand asa guy who's from the East Coast,
who never went to the beach,and now he lives on the beach,
it's so overrated.
Well, you should let meexperience that for myself.
- I...- A different day,
when I'm not, like,fully injured.
This isn't Madden.You can't turn off injuries.
You're not fully...
Let's... I don't know...
what to do.Let's fuck on the beach.
- What?- Let's fuck on the beach.
- Ah!- Let's...
I'm, like, soweirded out by that.
I don't knowhow to react to that.
- I'm not gonna...- You owe me outdoor sex.
I owe you outdoor sex?Are you serious?
You really believe that?
Nah, I don't know.
Look, I'm not the guythat's gonna, like,
get hurt for you like Rambo,
or fuck you on the beachlike a gladiator, okay?
That's not who I am.
And maybe we just don'tknow each other,
and we're forcingthis whole thing.
Like, please,let's just go home.
I'm going home, personally.I hope you come with...
Fuck it. Dave, I'm tryingto get you to a surprise party!
- What?- Yeah. Your friends,
they are texting me right now,all day,
and they... I... they told meto get you to the beach,
- 'cause they're all there just waiting for you.- Now?
- And I...- That's why you've been acting this way?
Yes! That's whyI'm acting like this.
I don't even like the beach!
I hate the beach.And I hate lying.
I'm so bad at lying.This is so...
stressful, I'm sweating so much.
I hate lying, too.
Yeah, I've...
I faked my own death.
Well, I didn'tfake my own death,
but I did pretendto be dead for longer,
because the views andthe streams were just going
so fucking crazy.
I got your voice mail,I wanted to call you back,
I didn't, and I haven't reallytold anyone this, and...
I'm a piece of shit, I guess.
And now you know that I am.
No. I...
I faked my own personalitythe past 24 hours.
So, that's just human nature.
I guess, you know? When you justwant something bad enough,
you just... do it.
So, I...
Let's go to the surprise party.No more lying.
Except for pretending to knowabout the surprise
- situation.- That's acting, that's acting.
I know exactly how to play this.
I still am injured,but I'm gonna act not.
- Come on, let's go.- Are you okay?
- Yeah.- Do you need an Advil?
I don't needanything except you.
- I have your back. Just know that. Okay.- This is on you.
- I'm watching... Okay.- Watch this acting.
Surprise!
Mom, Dad, I didn't knowyou were here! Hi!
You flew in.You got cheesesteaks.
You knew about this?
I did. Yeah.
- You did it!- I did.
- You earned this.- Thank you.
- Good work.- Hi.
Great work. Did you not know?
- I had no idea.- You really didn't know?
Thank you, Gata.Thank you, Gata.
Give it to me. Hey, brother.
Gata, do you reallyneed this shot?
I'm just trying to show themwhat this hard working
- gets you. We on the beachfront, man.- Yeah. Oh...
It's your alarm.
It says you gotta go tobed soon so you can get
- your 11 and a half hours of sleep.- Ah, okay.
- All right, keep working hard.- Hey, Mike! How's it going?
Hey, Don.
It's good. Really good.
- Happy birthday.- Thank you. I can't believe
that you guysflew out here for me.
- I love you. Yeah. - Hey. We love you.- Are you kidding? Honey!
- It's your birthday.- Oh, hold on, hold on, you know what?
I want to introduce you guysto somebody.
- Yes.- Come here.
- Oh. Hi.- This is Robyn.
- Hi.- Oh, this is the famous Robyn?
- Hi, it's so nice to meet you.- Nice to meet you.
Oh, you are lovely.
- Dave, you have a little white...- Okay. What are you doing?
Dave and Robynare actually kind of cute.
Yeah.
- You know what else is cute?- What?
What the fuck?
You missed!
- It's okay.- Oh, fuck it.
Can I show you your present?
- You got me something?- Oh, yeah.
A photograph of an elephant.
Not just any elephant.He's yours.
What do you mean, he's mine?
Well, I found an organizationthat rescues them,
and I adopted him in your name.
- In Africa.- No, you didn't.
Yeah, so you...We pay for, like, his food,
and his littleelephant medicine.
That's... his name's Esoit.
- Do you like it?- "You-so-it."
"You-so..."
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