F A N T A S T I C P R E S E N T A
Pero ahora, el pequeño y pútrido primate, descascaraste tus shekels para ver,
Muy bien, parece que estás despierta, femenina.
Y aquí viene ella ahora.
Una horrible curiosidad
capturado en lo profundo del desierto helado de Yukón,
donde las leyendas dicen ...
ella es la progenie maldita
de una bruja y una bestia de montaña.
Otorgado con los regalos más antinaturales,
y nacido con miradas que seguramente mancharán tus recuerdos
en los años que vendrán.
La chica con cara de mono!
Tengo algo más largo y dulce para ti, niña mono.
Calmaos.
Calmaos, damas y caballeros.
Hay mucho más que ver, de esto puedo prometerte.
Ella solo necesita un poco de oscuridad
para calmarse, concentrarse,
y conjurar una amiga muy especial de ella.
¡Mirad! Un animal como nunca antes has visto.
Una bestia de un tiempo olvidado hace mucho tiempo.
Sé que no te gusta
pero terminará rápidamente si te comportas.
Un monstruo feroz ...
atado a ella
mente trastornada!
Solo tenemos que hacer lo que él dice.
La espantosa mascota de la Chica Simio ...
Sin movimientos bruscos
por favor, damas y caballeros,
porque esto no es un animal de circo domesticado.
Este es un verdadero malvado conjuro,
con dientes que pueden atravesar un cráneo humano.
- ¿Te gustaría verlo bailar?
Danos un giro.
¡Seguir ahora!
Terminaremos pronto.
Lo prometo.
Por el otro lado!
Que pasa
¿Qué estás haciendo?
¿A quien miras?
Dije al revés!
- ¡No! - Me obedecerás!
Usted pequeño coño!
¡Controla a tu animal!
¡Llevarlo hacia abajo!
Hacer parada.
¿Quien es este?
¿Cual eres tu?
Ayuda...
niña...
¿Qué quieres decir?
Ayudanos como?
Pide un deseo.
¿Qué?
¡Ay!
Pide un deseo.
YO...
Salva a la chica.
Niña...
Seguro.
Con el amanecer, comienza otro día.
Así que estemos listos para hoy.
No hay palabras malvadas
sin dientes,
sin garras
Solo diversión y risas y juego.
Bueno, por supuesto que podemos.
Pero primero tenemos que dar los buenos días a todos nuestros nuevos amigos.
Nosotros no?
No los has olvidado, tonto. No puedes tener.
Oh, estás siendo ridículo.
Bien, bien.
Veamos.
¡Maldita sea!
Alto como una casa. Loco como un león.
Pedazo de mierda!
El gran hombre de hojalata divertido ...
Madre ... Ugh!
... con muchos autos bastante rápidos.
Estúpido culo de puta ... Joder ... Maldita sea ...
Y muchas, muchas palabras bonitas.
Joder, joder, joder!
Y hay una niña triste ...
quien canta a la oscuridad
Ella ya no canta mucho.
Bueno, en realidad no hace mucho de nada en estos días .
Ah, y debes recordar,
El niño héroe.
Así es.
Un verdadero superhéroe.
Y por último,
Ahí está la bella princesa.
Ella tiene la piel hecha de goma.
Al menos ... eso es lo que me han dicho.
Pero cuando ella sonríe a veces,
Creo que en realidad podría estar hecha de vidrio.
No, no les tengo miedo.
¿Por qué lo sería?
Este es un lugar especial.
Es donde pertenecemos ahora.
Y a esto pertenecemos.
Quizás todavía no todos somos amigos ...
pero solo sé que finalmente lo estaremos.
Algún día podríamos ser incluso mejores que amigos.
Tal vez algún día, seremos una familia.
Perfecto.
Levántate y brilla, todos.
Levántate y brilla.
¿Debes despertarnos cada mañana con esa campana?
Es muy campechano.
No más campanas después de hoy, Rita.
Lo prometo.
¿Está listo?
Larry está completando su prueba final sobre la sustancia.
mientras hablamos.
Y definitivamente va a funcionar esta vez, ¿verdad?
¿A diferencia de las otras veces?
De acuerdo, amigo.
Sin presión...
Pero contamos con usted.
¿Cualquier cosa?
¡Mierda!
¡Mierda, mierda, mierda!
¡Oh Dios!
Esto es importante.
La transformación podría resultar muy agotadora,
y podría tomar hasta varias horas
Espera, ¿acabas de decir "horas"?
Es un proceso muy delicado e intrincado.
El químico necesita tiempo para impregnar todas y cada una de las células del cuerpo.
No soy un científico imbécil con un complejo de Dios ni nada,
pero ¿qué pasa con aquellos de nosotros que no tenemos cuerpo?
Bueno, mi teoría es que
La sustancia química interactuará con las estructuras de carbono.
- Significado-- - No, no lo compro.
¿Qué? Ustedes realmente piensan que de repente es capaz
de revertir esta mierda?
Ha tenido días, semanas.
No ha pasado nada
y seguro como mierda no va a pasar hoy.
No lo sabes
Sí lo hago.
Es un científico de mierda.
Mira a tu alrededor, Vic.
Somos el trabajo de su jodida vida.
¿Qué te dice eso?
Mire aquí, gran montón de vapor y olor a regurgitado ...
¡Panqueques!
Gracias a Dios.
- Estoy hambriento. - Bueno. Desayuno.
Necesitaremos nuestra fuerza.
Así que todos, asegúrese de cargar combustible antes de comenzar.
Uh ... Jefe.
Lo llamé. ¡Lo llamé!
Gracias Larry!
Por favor, todos se sienten.
Sentémonos juntos.
Oh, boy.
Jane, Baby Doll's favorite.
Extra syrup.
She's not hungry.
I'm sorry, Rita.
Do you think it might be time to try something else?
If science isn't working,
maybe we should look elsewhere.
After all, what happened to us in that painting
wasn't completely scientific.
Magic.
I'm not exactly overjoyed at the thought of seeing him either,
but Willoughby might have an answer.
-No. -At the very least,
he could point us in the direction
of a book, or a boy,
-or a horsehead. She seemed nice-- -No!
Look, I'm sorry, Rita, but he can't help.
Not with this.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
What are you doing?
Uh... Nothing.
I know what you're up to.
You're going to feed the rats.
- Sure. - Can I come?
Nope.
Cheese delivery.
I know you want it, motherfucker.
Come on.
Squeak, squeak, motherfucker!
Oh, yeah!
You can't keep doing this.
You see what's it's doing to us, right?
Forgive me if I don't want to deal, Hammerhead.
We're stuck on a toy.
God, I could rip your fucking face off!
It's not about we, or you, or me.
It's about the girl. It's about Kay.
Or have you fucking forgotten that?
Fuck you.
Who did this?
Did I hurt you?
What the hell are you doing in here?
Sorry. I was just trying to help.
I saw it was stuck in and it looked really painful.
So you just barge into my personal space?
-I-- -You can't just walk in here whenever you want.
Fuck.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to blow up at you.
It's okay.
I know being a grown-up is hard,
and sometimes you have to yell to get all the bad feelings out.
Yeah, well...
being a grown-up doesn't give you a pass on being an asshole.
Shush, you!
I know it's a naughty word.
Who are you talking to?
Darling and Herschel.
-Who? -My friends.
You can't see them right now, because they're inside.
Just like your friends.
The ones inside your head.
Dorothy?
Being a little busybody, are we?
It's fine, we were just--
Why don't you go out and play
and let Jane and I have a little grown-up chat?
But Darling was just saying that--
Just a moment, sweetheart.
Okay.
What do you want?
Well, if you're gonna get right to it...
I need the serum.
The one Josh Clay gave you.
I know you've been using it, and I'm not here to lecture.
I just want it back...
for Dorothy.
For Dorothy?
To keep her safe.
That's why it was created in the first place,
as a... safety net.
It's gone.
I used it all.
Right.
Jane...
if you need to talk to someone,
or scream and shout at someone, as the case may be...
I want you to know I'm here.
I'll always be here for you.
Wow.
Part of me actually wishes we were back there, you know.
Where that didn't sound like total bullshit.
Show's over, Chief.
You're not my friend.
You're just a scientist who did fucked-up things to a broken girl.
I don't think I've seen your son work harder on anything
in his entire life.
Is that right?
Gary, you ready to show Dad what you made?
Okay, bud.
Moment of truth.
Okay, wow!
Will you look at that!
It's an airplane.
Not just an airplane, right, Gar?
It's the X-15.
Get out!
Hey!
Just like the one Dad's flying into space.
Okay, let's see here.
Two wings, check.
Well, there's my cockpit. Check.
Okay. How about you tell me what this is, right here?
Okay, I guess you mean this is the rocket engine, huh?
Without this, Dad doesn't go into space.
Which is why,
it's very important to understand exactly where it goes,
and why.
But I liked it where it was.
Hold on a minute.
Just watch.
Does it really matter, Lar?
I don't know, Cheryl.
Do you want your husband's plane to break the Earth's atmosphere,
or break into a million pieces?
Tell you what.
Go fetch some cardboard, some scissors. We'll start over.
You and me.
It was a present
to show how proud he was of his dad.
And now his dad is gonna teach him how to do it the right way.
That's funny.
I thought he did do it the right way.
Whoa.
Is there a reason you're showing me that, pal?
Maybe it's the universe telling us we need a break.
Yeah.
You stay right where you are, you bastards.
Where were you?
Why, did I miss anything?
Maybe I would be further along with my training
if I had a consistent teacher.
Hmm?
Is it so wrong to desire simple mastery of one's limbs?
After 60 years of watching myself
puddle into a pool of shame and self-loathing,
to finally ask
not what I can do for my body,
but what my body can do for me?
Sure. What's your end game?
Maybe, eventually, when we claw ourselves
out of this miniature morass,
maybe I can devote myself to the better good.
So you wanna become a superhero.
That's what all this training's about?
What?
No!
Why?
Is that ridiculous to you?
You've never heard such a foolish thing, have you?
If it were true,
did you think that maybe,
just maybe my only aim here was to keep off the Tiny Town 10?
I was just making sure I'm managing expectations.
You know you could never actually cut it, right?
Try that arm now.
What?
Now just find a way to do it without being insulted.
Same time tomorrow.
You are Cliff fucking Steele.
And he is a hillbilly piece of shit can't keep his dick in his pants.
You don't need this.
Not when you are finally starting to hit your stride.
I know.
And with a baby on the way.
I know.
I cannot believe your mama stayed with his cheating ass as long as she did.
This is gonna break his heart.
Honey...
All right.
Why don't you go lie down...
with the burrito,
and, uh, I'll talk to him. I got this.
Fuck him.
Slow down there, Pops.
You're giving my pit boys a run for their money.
When's lunch?
Ready to eat the ass off a low-flying duck.
Kate's inside putting up her feet.
I got beer.
When's she gonna shit that thing out anyway?
Uh...
Listen, Dad, um...
Kate and I have been talking,
and she thinks that-- We think that...
with all the bad blood between you and Mom, that...
We don't wanna create a scene at the wedding,
and we think that...
Well, probably one of you shouldn't come,
and we think it'll be best if that was you.
-Uh-huh. -I mean,
you sort of did fuck the counter girl at the DQ.
I hear you loud and clear, Cliffie.
Okay, uh...
All right, let's drink some beer.
Actually I'm gonna get going.
All right. Well, uh...
How about a road soda?
Hey, do me a favor.
Or, you know what? You can consider this my wedding toast.
Why don't you respect yourself?
You aren't even married yet,
and she's already steering you around by your short and curlies.
She's having my baby.
Which I know is a big fucking deal to you, I do.
But let's see what happens in the next year or two.
What the fuck?
The road is long and twisty, son.
And in the end, whoever you are, or whoever you're with,
all's you got is your self-respect. You understand me?
I know where I will be.
I'll be right here.
Okay.
With my wife and with my baby.
Good luck to you.
You know, you wouldn't know the first fucking thing about self-respect.
Yeah, and one other piece of advice.
When that baby doctor asks you if you want the husband stitch,
you tell him, "I'll take two."
Hey, get your ass back here!
Asshole.
Time to feed the rats?
- Fuck! - Sorry!
-Sorry. -Jesus, kid!
What?
I... I was just...
I thought...
if you were going to feed the rats...
maybe I could go with you.
Which I totally understand if you thought inappropriate or a bother.
Well, I do,
and I'm not, so... Bye.
Going for a drive?
What?
I've never rode in an automobile.
Fuck my life.
This one seems nice.
Kid, you ever just shut the...
She doesn't stop.
She doesn't fucking stop.
Whoo!
Don't get used to it, kid.
This is not gonna be an everyday thing.
Wanna go faster?
All right.
You asked for it.
Whoo!
Cliff?
Cliff!
What the fuck?
Jesus Christ!
What the hell was that?
I'm sorry, it was just Darling.
Wait, you know that thing?
She's one of my friends from inside my mind.
They only come out when I'm sad or scared,
or happy.
Please don't be mad.
Don't do that.
I am not one of your little weirdo friends.
I'm a grown man, and I don't have time to play with a little freak.
Cliff!
What the hell is wrong with you?
You take your anger out on me,
not on an innocent child.
You mean the precious child you locked away for 90 years?
You have no idea what she and I have been through.
Really, Chief?
You wanna play "who had it worse" with me?
Thought so.
Go ahead, pummel some rats. That'll fill the hole.
Hole filled, asshole.
♪ Mrs. Brown you've got A lovely daughter ♪
♪ Girls as sharp as her Are something rare ♪
♪ But it's sad ♪
♪ She doesn't love me now ♪
♪ She's made it Clear enough ♪
♪ It ain't no good to pine ♪
♪ She's so... ♪
I do love watching you sing.
And in miniature... Muah!
Cut the crap, Willoughby, we've got work to do.
And we will. It's just, you're adorable.
I'm adorable. The whole thing's just--
Enough, please.
You're on edge.
Dorothy's here.
-Ah! -I know what you're gonna say.
What am I gonna say?
How you told me so.
But this is not her fault.
Right. Just like her imaginary pal
wiping out that freakshow in London wasn't her fault.
It's not. Not this time.
It's mine.
She's perfectly safe under my care.
For now.
And I don't need to hear what you think of her.
I need your assistance in...
fixing this.
They know, don't they?
Your yard-sale science projects know the truth.
Mr. Nobody pretty much painted them a picture, yes.
And I told them the rest.
And how are they taking it?
Well, what do you think? They're pretty pissed off.
But they did save my daughter...
and every attempt I've made to set things right has failed.
That's why I'm totally abasing myself by summoning the likes of you.
Is this supposed to be a grovel?
Will you...
please...
help me get these people big?
That kind of magic doesn't come for free.
Whatever it takes.
I don't carry that kind of juice.
Eismann might.
Eismann? Good God!
Lego figures can't be choosers, Caulder.
What do we got to trade?
There's the painting downstairs.
I saw that.
That is a very extremely powerful piece of magic.
Maybe it once was,
but with those two knob-heads squatting in it,
you might as well have wiped your cock across the Mona Lisa.
How about that thing around your neck?
You're joking.
That plus the painting might just do it.
-No. -Small broker's fee on top?
I told you, no!
Not now, not ever.
At the risk of insinuating that I actually give a fart...
let me help you.
Go.
I'll find a way.
So Vic, before tearing me down to build me up...
Very Great Santini of you, by the way.
...I have a question.
What is it exactly that you want when we get big?
What I've always wanted.
Huge world out there to save.
Right, agreed.
We just need to make sure you're in the right place.
Meaning?
Sometimes, the easiest pain to ignore is our own.
What the hell are you talking about?
You may think you're fooling people, you're not.
We hear you.
At night.
The nightmares.
And I'm just saying, perhaps we could help each other.
Yeah.
No, thanks.
You're right, pal.
We need to get out more.
Negative Spirit release.
What's wrong?
Come on, pal, this is your time. Fly.
I was so proud of you, Dad.
What the hell is going on?
Were you ever proud of us?
Gary?
Of course, I was.
My God, I was.
I just wanted you to be as proud of us as I was of you.
But... maybe it doesn't matter anymore.
What's done is done.
Right?
Hey...
What did you do?
I'm here now, okay?
I left all that long ago.
What the hell is going on?
You think Danny will ever grow big again?
No clue.
I hope they do.
Nobody deserves to be a brick.
Maybe Danny wants to be a brick.
It's entirely possible
that that is the world's tiniest joint.
Yeah.
Larry rolled it for me.
He uses tweezers or some shit.
You still using the other stuff?
What other stuff?
Uh, the... You know.
Come on, the...
The stuff you shot up when you were living on a bus,
when you were homeless.
I was sort of watching you...
some might say protecting you.
Gee, Cliff.
It's entirely possible that you might be the world's tiniest narc.
Get the fuck out of my rice bowl.
We are gonna get big again, right?
I don't know.
Do you want to?
Don't you?
Why the fuck do you think I'm doing drugs?
Fucking Chief!
"Fucking Chief" is a-fucking right!
And what's up with his fucking daughter?
She's just forever 11?
Because that tween shit is gonna grow ancient real fucking fast.
Oh, hey. Those imaginary friends she talks to all night?
I saw one of them.
-Shut up! -Yes.
It was freaky!
It sort of had this mirror thing for a face.
I mean, look, I get it. I'm no prize, but--
You and me both, brother.
But this thing? Gah!
I mean... Okay.
We're basically chemistry experiments, right?
He threw some shit together in a beaker, and out popped us.
-Yep. -We're supposed to be weird.
-Yep. -He fucked somebody to get her.
What the fuck do you have to fuck to get fucking that?
I do not know!
Okay, okay. On the count of three,
we both blurt out what we think he fucked.
Okay?
One, two--
I don't expect compassion.
How about decency?
You first.
Dorothy's missing.
Dorothy?
Dorothy!
Anything?
My God! What if she fell off the table?
Oh, no!
What is that? Three feet?
That's two Empire State Buildings to a tiny person.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
- Problem! - What?
She took my cheese.
- So? -So she went to feed the rats.
She thinks I've been feeding the fucking rats!
You've been killing the rats.
No shit!
You think I'm gonna say that to a little fucking girl?
If she goes anywhere near that rat hole, they'll kill her.
Or...
Or what?
She's a very creative little girl.
Find her!
Rats want war...
it's war!
Jane, you wanna go fuck up some rats?
Fuck, yes.
I'm in!
- Rita! - Uh...
Rita's in!
Let's go!
Whoa.
- What the hell? - What's going on?
This is a trap.
This is Mr. Nobody.
Do you see Mr. Nobody?
Yes.
No.
This is a trap.
-Victor... -This is--
Victor!
Mr. Nobody is still in the painting.
It's not a trap...
and I'm not going anywhere.
-Do you hear me? -No, this is a trap.
This is a trap.
Dorothy!
Over there.
Dorothy?
Hey, kid. You okay?
Dorothy?
The fuck?
She's a mommy.
Whoa!
There are so many.
Aw! What's wrong with that one?
So small.
What if she doesn't see it?
It's okay. See? Look.
Mommy rat's picking it up, and...
Oh! Ooh, shit!
What's happening?
- Uh... - What's happening?
Natural order.
The weakest one is a liability, so it has to go.
It killed the baby!
Uh, it's okay! It's okay!
Jane, a little help?
Jane? Jane!
Oh, what the...
It's okay. It's okay.
Everything is gonna be okay.
Just fine.
Everything is gonna be okay.
It's okay. It's okay.
Dorothy!
Chief!
What the hell is going on?
She was just...
This... This rat was, uh... Babies...
And then, out of nowhere she just... chop!
I mean, fuck!
No.
Dorothy, listen to me.
Everything is all right.
It's not. It's not.
Please, my love.
Just breathe.
Cliff, don't!
This isn't something you can just punch.
Hey! Hey, you!
Whoa!
Fuck!
Dorothy, my darling. I know you're scared.
But you must breathe.
Listen to my voice.
I can't.
Okay, you wanna go?
Let's go!
What the fuck!
Hey, whatever you're doing to Dorothy, you better fucking stop!
Okay, weird thing with the face again.
You wanna dance, too? Let's do this.
Dorothy...
Help... girl...
Leave... me... alone!
How many imaginary friends do you have in there?
Jesus Christ!
Make stop.
He's coming.
He's coming!
He won't stop, he's coming.
You have to!
Make wish.
He wants me to make a wish.
You must keep him back.
-I can't! -You must!
Make wish.
You have to send him back, you have to!
Don't make me lock you away again!
I can scarcely believe it, Caulder.
Cut-throat, scheming, selfish lone wolf...
giving everything up for his feckless freaks.
Dorothy needs to be kept safe.
Away from any situation that might foster...
Unpleasantness.
And as for the others...
They've suffered enough.
I have to try and make it right...
de cualquier manera que pueda.
"Pequeña"?
No es lo que yo llamo renunciar a tu vida.
La esencia de la vida.
No hay devoluciones en el negocio de un tonto, Niles.
Solo un tonto ...
se consideraría ante su familia.
Lo que me espera ahora es simplemente ...
Un acertijo que aún no he resuelto.
Bueno, mejor resuélvelo rápido, viejo.
Comer hasta.
Muchas bocas nuevas para alimentar.
Ha!
Vic!
¡No lo vas a creer!
Jódete
Esta noche ha pasado otro día
y no importa el ruido
no importa oscuro
debemos sentarnos, quedarnos y esperar.
O callaos
y ser cortés
hasta mañana en la puerta.
Buenas noches mi amor.
-¿Papa? Hmm?
Siempre estarás conmigo ...
no quieres
No voy a ninguna parte.
Que sueñes bien.
Noche-noche, Herschel.
Tú también, cariño.
Yo también te quiero.
Sueño profundo.
Padre...
muriendo.
Es hora de ir a la cama.
Tenemos que irnos a dormir.
Todos nosotros.
Debe parar.
¡No se está muriendo!
Lo escuchaste
Él no va a ninguna parte.
Pide un deseo.
No!
Hoy no.
¿Cuando?
Ya veremos.