F A N T A S T I C P R E S E N T A
♪ ♪
- Cada 36 segundos,
un matrimonio terminará
en divorcio
Una persona casada típicamente
pasa unos dos años
pensando en el divorcio
antes de seguir adelante
y generalmente esperará
aproximadamente tres años
volverse a casar
si lo hacen en absoluto.
A pesar de estos
estadísticas sombrías,
la abrumadora mayoría
de parejas continúan,
dando un paso esperanzador después
esperanzado paso por el pasillo,
dispuesto a apostar por amor.
- Creo que haces los platos.
- Creo que cuando los saco del armario,
Hay mierda sobre ellos.
- Bienvenido de nuevo
Sr. y Sra. Field.
♪ ♪
[arrugado]
- no entiendo
el punto de la encía
si sigues fumando
- Este es el tipo de mierda - trato en casa.
- [se burla] - ¿Y lo ves?
- Ella solo, como, - rodó los ojos.
- No hables de mí como
No estoy en la habitación, Bradley.
- ¿Esto está mejor, Kate?
- Al menos me estás mirando
- en lugar de tu teléfono - por una vez.
- [suspirando] - Oh, por favor.
Amas tu teléfono.
- Lo llevas contigo siempre - tienes que ir a cagar.
- ¿De verdad tienes que decir eso delante de él?
- se caga
tanto como nosotros
- Oh Dios mío.
- Todos cagan, Kate.
[suena el teléfono]
- No lo hagas.
No te atrevas
[suena el teléfono]
- [gemidos]
- Oh Dios mío.
Anote eso jodidamente.
Escríbelo.
[música optimista]
♪ ♪
- Últimamente, Darby
se había sentido atrapado
- anhelo de escapar - las molestias
E incertidumbres de ella
existencia de postgrado.
Para empeorar las cosas,
ella se enfrentaba constantemente
con un fenómeno que ella consideró
"la mujer imposible".
La mujer imposible
estaba impecablemente vestido
su piel notablemente sudorosa,
su bolso ligero,
como si todo lo que ella necesitara
- deslizarse glamorosamente - a través de la vida
Era una tarjeta de metro
y un tubo de pintalabios.
- Lo siento. - Darby, en comparación,
Me sentí perdido y claustrofóbico
en todas las áreas de su vida.
♪ ♪
- Yo.
- Hola extraño.
Te ves diferente.
Estoy cavando la basura. - Es genial.
- Estás sudando
como mucho
- Sí, he estado - en un vagón de metro sin aire acondicionado,
- Y luego tuve que cargar - tu mierda por seis bloques más.
- ¿Por qué no simplemente - tomaste un taxi?
- No estoy hecho de dinero, - Sr. Monopoly, hombre.
Dios.
- [suspira] - Lo siento, me tomó
- Como, seis meses - para dejar esto.
- Honestamente, estaba usando tu cargador.
Lo necesitaba.
- Bueno, gracias - por limpiar la oficina.
- Si. - ¿Qué hay aquí, de todos modos?
- El cargador antes mencionado
- y, como, un paraguas ... - Sí ...
Y tu roca "a almorzar".
- Great.
I needed this.
- Oh, and one of Kate's, uh,
scarves, I think.
- Oh, yeah.
Well...
- have to get that back to her - via post.
You know, with the divorce
and everything.
- Wait. What?
- Oh, yeah. - When did that happen?
- A few months ago.
We were together 11 years
and married for one.
Embarrassingly short marriage.
- Oh, my God. - That sucks.
- I'm so sorry. - No, it's fine.
You know, wasn't meant to be.
You know?
How 'bout you?
Have you, uh, you know,
found "the one"?
- No.
- Uh, found some losers - on Match.com.
- Hmm. - It's close.
- What about that guy - you brought to the wedding?
- Augie? - Yeah.
- Oh. No.
Augie moved to D.C.
- Well, that sucks,
- 'cause you guys - were really cute together.
- You and Kate - seemed really cute together.
- Are you in a hurry?
I mean, you want a drink
or something?
- Yeah, sure.
- Water? Uh, soda?
Tequila?
- Um, it's kind of early
for tequila.
- Wine, it is.
- [laughs]
- Wow. - [inhales sharply]
This is a real shithole.
- Yeah, I'm...
I'm squattin'.
- Hey, you actually like art.
- Here I thought you - were just cravenly profiting
- Off of the idiocy - of millennial culture.
- Actually, I've been, uh,
collecting since college.
- Since college? - For real?
Ugh, fuck. I'm behind.
- You still taking photos?
- Yeah. Yeah.
This is... oh, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- This is gorgeous.
- This... all this stuff. - Oh, my God.
This couch is so soft.
- Is it weird that - I'm just petting your couch?
- No, not at all.
- You know, all you gotta do - is schmooze some rich people
- For some investment capital, - and all this could be yours.
- [laughs]
- So did you land somewhere?
- I mean, I felt bad - when we folded.
- Yeah, I... like,
I picked up some catering jobs,
and um, I run this,
like, iPad photo booth
at these horrible parties.
It's whatever.
What about you?
- Well, I kind of feel bad
about telling you this now.
When the museum shut us down,
well, I got creative,
and I got this investor
to turn my museum-touring
concept into an app.
- God, of course you did.
Um, who did this one?
- Oh, that one.
That one, I bought off this guy
that used to sit outside
the East Broadway F stop.
- I kind of love it.
- Kate hated it.
She called it "the thing
that burns my retinas."
- [laughs]
Well, yeah, I mean,
but that's what makes it great.
It's intense.
- Exactly. - Yeah.
- You hungry?
Want me to order a pie?
[light electronic music]
♪ ♪
[both moaning, grunting]
♪ ♪
[moaning, grunting continues]
- And at this point, - I feel like
I'm starting to sweat,
because I've been sitting
in my suit for an hour,
so I head out
to come down the stairs,
and at this point, I feel
pretty good about myself.
- No. What?
- And I walk out, and she's - at the bottom of the staircase
With my parents and my friends.
- You know, they're all getting - ready to go to the venue,
And she just looks at me
and she says,
"I'm not marrying
whatever's on your face."
- What?
- So I went back upstairs, - and I shaved.
- No.
That's tragic.
- Mm.
- I like the beard.
- I don't know.
My family really loved her,
you know,
but...
I've just been avoiding them
ever since the divorce.
Besides, I'm sure
I wasn't perfect either.
- Yeah, maybe.
Or maybe she's just,
like, lame.
[laughs softly]
- I want you to know something.
Like, I'm not some creeper.
I mean, I didn't have you
picked out or anything.
- Me neither.
I always thought
you were cute, though.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Are those bagels?
- And that's not all.
Light and sweet...
- Oh. - Not unlike myself.
- [scoffs]
- So I don't have anything
till 3:00 today.
You?
- I have work.
- Mm.
Come back after?
- You're definitely divorced?
Like, you're sure?
I'm not gonna come back and...
Kate's gonna be, like, waiting
for me with a butcher knife?
- She'd use a gun.
- And he could be with - whoever he wanted.
I mean, why me?
- Are you really fishing - for compliments right now?
- Okay, but Mallory,
- his ex is, like, the hottest - woman I've ever seen.
- Great.
She's his ex.
He's with you now.
- I mean, I wish my boss - was fuckable.
Come on.
We need more tiny tacos,
Mr. Wojcik.
[light music]
- After her shift,
Darby went to Century 21
and bought a new outfit
she couldn't afford,
then went directly back
to Bradley's.
And again the next night,
and the night after that.
- Hey! Hi. - Oh, thank you.
- Of course. - Oh.
- Okay, uh, 9A.
- You're the best, Lenny.
- Need a hand?
- These two people who
once spent every day together
in a brightly-lit office
were now spending every night
entangled and panting
in the darkness,
- and their previous - relationship
As employer and employee
furthermore infused their sex
with something
practically transcendent.
[both moaning, grunting]
- Oh, fucking on the job,
you dirty little slut!
- Oh, fuck. Yeah.
I'm a dirty, lazy slut.
- I haven't finished - any of my work.
[laughs, moans]
[light piano music playing]
♪ ♪
I feel bad.
- If I don't like it, - it was really expensive.
- Oh, please don't.
- I don't know. - Thank you.
- Ugh, it looks like - those pictures of smoker's lung
- They used to show us - in health class.
- Come on, Darby, - just try it.
♪ ♪
- Uh...
- Mm? Salty?
- Mmm. Tastes overpriced.
- Good.
- Hey, B.
- Oh, my God. Lola.
- How you doing?
- Mm. How are you?
- Well...
- Well, you look... amazing.
- Congratulations. - Don't blow smoke up my ass.
I know what I look like.
- I can't believe - I'm still out with clients.
- You try talking - to these fuckers sober.
- It's hell. - Um, do you want to sit down?
I can just scooch over.
- Oh, um, Darby, Lola.
Lola, this is, uh, Darby,
my girlfriend.
- Oh, good for you.
Kate didn't deserve him.
- I agree.
- [chuckles]
- Sure. What the hell?
In my third trimester.
Yeah, okay.
Oh.
- Hi. - Yes, ma'am?
- Uh, can I get a half glass?
Something, uh, big and red.
- Coming right up.
- Great, thanks. - Actually, you know what?
- Just make it a full glass. - Certainly.
- So um, Lola and I
went to school together.
- No, actually, - I went to school.
Mr. Business here sold weed
out of the computer lab.
- Hey. - Mm-hmm.
- No student loan debt. - [chuckles]
- Um, I'm gonna hit the head.
You guys... chat it out.
[both laugh]
- So um, how do you know
Bradley?
- Um, we used to work together.
- Oh, are you a curator?
- No. I wish.
- I just... I was just - a tour guide
- For the museum thing - he used to do.
- Oh, wow. Yeah.
We invested in that.
- Oh. Yeah.
- Should've stuck - with real estate.
- Mm, that's funny.
Uh, so what do you do now?
- Ma'am. - Oh, bless.
- Um, I'm a photographer.
- Mm. Me too.
- No way. - Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- What are you working on - right now?
- Well, trying to get out - of editorial, mostly,
But you know how a favor can
turn into a six-month project.
- Oh, my God. Totally. - Yeah.
- What about you? - What's your thing?
- Um, you know, just
sort of, like, lifestyle stuff.
- Moment-capturing, - that kind of thing.
- Very cool.
Are you, uh, commissioning
or working with a gallery?
- Not... not right now,
but I'm looking.
- Well, it is the Wild West
these days.
Every millennial with an iPad
- thinks they're - a fucking artist, you know?
- Mm. - Excuse me.
- Hey.
Seriously, though, um,
have Bradley connect us,
- 'cause I'd love - to see your stuff.
- I could maybe hand off - some gigs, you know.
- Oh, absolutely.
- Okay. I gotta run.
- This little fucker's giving me - some serious heartburn.
- [laughs]
- Oh, thank you.
- Always a pleasure to see you.
- Nice seeing you.
Hey, do you still smoke?
- Uh, I do.
Um, you sure?
- Oh, yeah, it's fine. - Just a couple puffs.
- Great meeting you. - Great meeting you.
- Can't wait to see your stuff. - [laughs]
- See you, B. - Isn't she great?
- Yeah.
- She's gonna be a great mom. - [laughs]
[indistinct shouting]
- Whoa.
You're not, like, moving in
with him already, are you?
- What? No. No.
- I'm... I'm doing, like, - a darkroom thing in here.
- I'm taking this - photography class,
- 'cause Bradley's photographer - friend stressed me out.
- She was like, "Oh, I just... - Let me see your stuff."
- And I was like, "Bitch, - I don't have stuff."
- Kay, someone clearly
found my Adderall.
- No, no.
I'm just having, like,
a small-but-real life panic.
- Why? - Because of Bradley's friend?
- Yes.
They're so successful.
- And they're like... - They have perfect skin,
- And they know - about wine pairings.
- Dude, you can't
compare yourself to them.
- I just feel like - such a loser.
- Do you seriously think
- they had it all figured out - at our age?
No.
- They were probably, like, - doing ludes.
- They're not that old.
- My mom always said ludes - were her favorite drug.
- You know, I just - want Bradley to know
That he's with, like, a woman
who knows what she wants,
- and she's not afraid - to go after it.
- Sure. Totally.
But like, you know, you don't
have to perform for someone.
You should be loved
for the little derp-de-derp
that you are.
- But maybe it's good.
Like, this is just, like,
- the kick in the ass - that I need.
- Cool.
So my real question is,
is this a single penne
stuck to a sock?
- No.
That's private.
- Derp.
- And I tell you this
because it's truth,
and truth is ugly.
But truth is also beautiful.
The only people
who will make it as a artist
are people who have passion.
Not passion like,
"Oh, I love hamburger."
I'm talking about real passion.
Who among you
would die for your art?
[percussive music]
♪ ♪
[camera shutter clicks]
- This apartment is amazing.
I can't believe he has
his own washer and dryer.
- Oh, my God.
Um, you have to up
your underwear game
if you're gonna date this guy.
This is like some
- "Little Orphan Annie" shit, - Darby.
- Ew! - Honestly,
This place is a fucking palace.
- If you fuck this up for us, - I will kill you.
- Yeah, it's, like, legit.
- Hey, please don't spill cab - on the sofa.
Focus, please.
- As if I would waste
a drop of this.
Do you want me to pose for you?
Not nude.
Well... well, unless you, like,
frame my head out.
- And then you would do nude? - Yeah.
- No, the assignment - was "inner life."
So...
- Ladies. - That's brilliant.
- All: Hi. - Oh, nice.
You found the cab.
- We did.
- It's very nice. - Thank you.
- So amazing.
- You guys enjoy. - Mm.
- Thank you. - Oh, I got you more Nicorette.
It's on the nightstand.
- You're, like,
the most amazing woman ever.
- Jim has never said that
about me.
- You're not that amazing. - I'm pretty amazing.
- What can I say? - Wow.
- I'm the best girlfriend
that's ever existed.
[light electronic music]
♪ ♪
- Boring.
♪ ♪
Lacks insight.
♪ ♪
Too much effort.
Is... how do I say...
Sweaty.
- Sweaty? - Mm-hmm.
- Like, his face is sweaty?
- You're trying too hard. - Keep trying.
- Sorry, just... keep trying,
but I'm trying too...
- Precisely.
This is something.
Look how the light
is directing the eye.
Hmm?
♪ ♪
Beautiful.
- Darby quietly withdrew
from her photography class
and, little by little,
stopped taking photos
altogether.
It was so much easier
to just drift away
on the raft of Bradley's life.
- [speaking indistinctly]
all: Surprise!
[all cheering]
[indistinct greetings]
[light music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, B!
- I think he's really
surprised.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
[indistinct chatter]
- Yes, this guy, um,
who used to paint outside
the East Broadway F stop.
Our joke is that, um,
- we call it "the thing - that burns our retinas."
[laughter]
Oh, hello.
- Mm.
- Do we have any more champers - in the laundry room?
- I think so, yeah. - Mm.
♪ ♪
Essentially this acidic varnish
that will coat the canvas
- so that... you know, - will harden the shell.
- Uh-huh. - They're still working on it.
- They're still running tests, - but uh...
- Oh, cool.
- Hey, look at Bradley.
Yeah.
[baby fusses]
- ♪ It's just my nature ♪
♪ I ruin love ♪
- It's so cute.
Oh, my God.
- Yeah. - [laughs]
- Are you wanting to have... - You want to have a kid one day,
- Or what? - Slow down, Jimmy.
- ♪ Stealing kisses in those
misses within beats ♪
♪ Stealing kisses
in those bloody sheets ♪
♪ I'm killing you ♪
♪ ♪
♪ I'm killing you ♪
[drumming]
both: Ay, oh!
Ay, oh.
- Yes!
[laughter, chatter]
- Wow, your body's just...
- You look like a reptile
trying to do a body roll.
- Ooh-ooh-ooh.
- Stop.
- Ow! - Oh, shit.
- Hey. You good?
- Lot of strobe lights - at that party.
- Yeah. - It was fun, though, right?
- Yeah. Yeah, no. - It was fun.
- Okay.
- My friends - really love you, you know.
- Yeah, no, they're...
They're really great.
- You okay?
- Yeah, I just need - somebody to, uh,
- Keep me from shoving that - bucket up that drummer's ass.
- [laughs]
You just need a massage, babe.
- Maybe.
- Let's just go - get a drink somewhere
Before I piss myself.
- Come on. - Oh, my God, yes.
- Let's go somewhere - we can dance.
- Yeah? - No, sweetheart.
- You can't dance - with your boot.
- Do not hold me down, Jim.
- I'm not trying - to hold you down.
- I'm actually just trying - to look out for you.
- Yeah? - What do you say?
Got another one in you?
- I really don't feel like - wandering around
- Just looking - for a place to drink.
- I'm sure there's - somewhere close.
Hey, isn't that place
with the picklebacks,
like, around here?
- Yes. - Oh, my God.
- You mean the place - with those, like,
- Giant Styrofoam cups - and those hot firemen.
- I'll pee in a Styrofoam cup. - Let's go.
- I'm 'bout to get a UTI. - Come on!
- Okay, I'm ready. - Okay.
- You have to see this place. - It's insane.
- They serve, - like, all their drinks
In this one Big Gulp size.
- Wow.
That sounds amazing.
I think I'd rather sleep.
- Okay, old man.
- Hey.
- Come on. - Came out to Brooklyn.
Took your friends to dinner.
- Cut me some slack. - I'm tired.
- Okay. - All right, picklebacks.
You guys coming?
- Um, no, we're gonna - sit this one out.
- Please! Please!
- Have fun. Have fun.
- Good-bye. Bye. - Mom and Dad, please?
- Will you carry me? - Get out of here.
- No, I can't. - Okay, yeah.
- Bye. - [laughs]
- Would you just - be little bit... ow.
- I'm... - Sorry.
- You know you can go - with your friends, right?
- No, I want to stay with you.
And I don't want to, like,
be in a weird fight.
- We're not
in a weird fight.
- Okay.
[drumming continues]
- Darby. - Thank you, Lenny.
- Of course. - Thank you.
[indistinct chatter]
Hey, baby.
Hey, what's wrong?
- Oh, my God. - Hey.
- Hey. - What's going on?
What's wrong?
- My dad...
My dad died.
- Oh, my God.
- He just dropped dead.
In the shower.
Massive heart attack.
- [whispers] - Baby...
- It's so crazy.
- He's run, like, - three marathons.
He hasn't eaten red meat
since high school.
You know, fuck, man.
[crying]
I can't believe
I wasted so much time
not talking to him.
You know, just being angry
over stupid bullshit.
- Hey, listen.
I'm sure he knew
how much you loved him.
- I don't know.
I mean, I hope so.
- Yeah.
[dog barking]
Okay, it says, um, you're
supposed to apply a new...
- I know how to put on
a nicotine patch.
[sighs]
I can't believe my dad's
- not gonna be in there - when I walk in.
- I mean,
part of him will be.
You know?
His spirit will be in there.
- Yeah.
I don't really believe
in that kind of shit, Darb.
- No. - I mean, me neither.
I... I don't know.
- I was just trying - to say something sweet.
- Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry.
I just...
I just don't need you
to say anything right now.
- Okay.
- Thanks, babe.
[inhales deeply]
[somber music]
♪ ♪
- [quietly] - Oh, man.
♪ ♪
Oh, Mom.
♪ ♪
How you doing?
- All right.
♪ ♪
Uh, let me make you a plate.
- Oh, Mom,
I can't eat right now.
- I'm so sorry, Bradley.
- Oh, Trish.
- It's so awful.
- Mm. - Uncle Joe was my favorite.
- He loved you so much.
- And we just - have to be grateful,
Because it's truly
the most painless way
- for a person to leave - this Earth.
- A heart attack?
- Well, at least it was quick.
- Hi.
Uh, I'm Darby.
- Yeah. - [sighs]
Oh, Bucky.
Buck.
- Um... - Uh, Trish.
Bradley's cousin.
- Of course.
- Well, um, thank you
for being here
for my family.
- Um...
Uh, I'm gonna see if anyone
needs help in the kitchen.
- Okay.
[soft indistinct chatter]
[mellow music]
♪ ♪
- Oh, um, Sharon,
- uh, do you want me - to hand-dry these,
Or is air-drying them okay?
- Oh, just throw them - in the dishwasher, honey.
They're from Target.
But can you put
the lasagna out?
- Yes. Of course.
Um...
♪ ♪
Thank you.
♪ ♪
- Don't put it down - without a trivet.
- A... trivet?
- [scoffs]
Aunt Sharon just
restored this table.
- Sorry, it's... - It's beautiful.
Um, is there anything else
I can help with?
- Uh, don't think so.
Why don't you take a break,
get something to eat?
- No, I... I like a job - at a party.
- It sort of makes things - less awkward,
- Incluso cuando la fiesta es - un funeral.
- ¿eh?
- No, eso ... um
eso salió mal.
- [se burla]
[música ligera]
♪ ♪
- [traga] - Eh.
♪ ♪
- Sin abrazo - ¿por tu tío Rory?
- ¿Lo siento?
- ¿No eres uno de Harvey - y los trillizos de Lorraine?
- Uh, no, yo soy ...
Soy la novia de Bradley.
- Wowee
- No lo sabía - él estaba saliendo con una modelo.
- [risas] - Oh ...
- [en voz baja] - Dios mío.
♪ ♪
Oh, Kate
Muchas gracias por venir.
- Hola. - ¿Estás bien?
Katie
Oh mi niña
- Espero que esté bien - que vine.
- ¿De qué estás hablando?
Nunca necesitas una invitación.
- Oh. Oh.
Está bien.
- Está bien. - Déjalo salir.
[Sharon sollozando]
Joe te amaba mucho.
[charla indistinta]
- Voy a conseguir un vaso de agua.
- Si. Por supuesto.
Darby Hola.
- Hola.
Hola Kate.
- Creo que la última vez - Te vi fue en mi boda.
- Sí, eso fue realmente
hermoso atardecer.
- mm. - Alrededor ...
Yo se esto
es increíblemente incómodo
pero solo quería decir,
No pensé que Bradley y yo
terminaría saliendo.
- Oh cariño,
- No vamos a hacer eso aquí, - ¿de acuerdo?
Fue bueno verte.
♪ ♪
- Hola, ahí estás.
¿Cómo te va?
¿Eres ... como ...
¿Qué ... necesitas algo?
- ¿Cómo puedo ayudar? - No, no, estoy bien.
Yo soy ...
- Solo estoy tratando de aguantar a mi mamá.
- Si. - ¿Ya sabes?
Pero es ... es lindo
- sentir todo el amor - en la habitación para él.
- Si.
Es como,
Una participación sorprendente.
Y es tan bueno
Que Kate está aquí.
- Sí, mi madre, realmente la ama.
- mm. - Pero, um ...
Probablemente debería
Vuelve allí.
- Si.
Solo quiero decir que ...
es como perder el de un padre, probablemente el más
- Una cosa devastadora - por la que pasa una persona,
Y no estoy ...
No ... no lo sé.
- No digo que me pueda relacionar.
Me gusta, soy ... yo c ...
No estoy insinuando que puedo,
Porque mis padres están vivos.
- Hey! Escucha.
- Estoy ... estoy muy contento - estás aquí,
Pero probablemente debería
Vuelve allí.
- Sí Sí.
Si.
Te ves lindo
en tu foto de primera comunión.
- Hola Darby? - ¿Mm-hmm?
Realmente necesito volver allí.
- Si. Mm-hmm.
- Entonces...
- Mm-hmm.
- Bueno. - Bueno.
- [suspira]
- Como muchos de ustedes saben,
perdimos a mi padre
unos años antes
Bradley y yo nos casamos.
Joseph ofreció
para llevarme por el pasillo
De todos modos, estamos de pie
fuera del santuario
y está siendo tan tierno
y me esta diciendo
que hermoso me veo
en mi vestido de novia
y luego, tal como
comienza el coro nupcial
él añade,
"Especialmente tus tetas".
[la risa]
¡Joseph era un hombre tit!
Sharon, lo siento.
- Lo siento. - Tuve que compartir esa historia.
- Bueno, él era un hombre tit.
- ¡Era un hombre tit!
Gracias.
[tintinamente]
- Tristemente,
Nunca conocí al Sr. Field.
¡No, lo hice en tu boda!
En tu boda
Yo hice.
Um, entonces no lo hice
realmente lo conozco
pero sé que es un gran tipo
porque hizo
el hijo más asombroso ...
quien también es un hombre tit.
[riendo]
Porque la manzana no se cae
lejos de las tetas
[riendo]
Al señor Field.
- [golpes de cristal] - Oh.
Whoo!
[exhala, escupe]
Lo siento.
Creo que soy alérgico a algo en la lasaña.
- mm.
- [respiración rápida]
[náusea]
[golpeteo ligero]
- Bradley? - ¿Si mamá?
- ¿Todo bien ahí?
- Sí, mamá, - todo está bien.
[se aclara la garganta]
- [tose]
Lamento que tengas que irte
temprano por mi culpa.
- Está bien.
[se aclara la garganta]
- Puedo volver a conducir allí mañana.
- Creo que hice un buen
impresión en tu madre?
[El nacional
["Esta es la última vez"]
- Por favor no te enojes conmigo - Bradley.
- No estoy loco.
Mi papá murió.
[música melancólica]
- ♪ Oh, cuando te levanto ♪
♪ Te sientes como
cien veces a ti mismo ♪
♪ Ojalá todos supieran ♪
♪ ¿Qué hay de bueno en ti? ♪
♪ Oh, pero tu amor
es un pantano ♪
♪ No piensas
antes de saltar ♪
♪ Y dije que no lo haría
dejarse atrapar por ♪
- Oye.
♪ ♪
- Gracias.
♪ ♪
- ♪ Esta es la última vez ♪
♪ ♪
♪ Oh, no le digas a nadie
Estoy aqui ♪
♪ Tengo Tylenol y cerveza ♪
♪ estaba pensando
que llamarías ♪
♪ Alguien más cerca de ti ♪
♪ Oh, pero tu amor
es un pantano ♪
♪ Eres lo único
Yo quiero ♪
♪ Y dije que no lloraría
al respecto, ah ♪
- De acuerdo, esta estrategia
ha valido la pena.
Auge.
Sara, vete.
- Mm, ¿puedes? - ¿Me muevo por mí?
- No, no puedo hacer tu movimiento.
Acabo de invadir tu territorio.
- Jim, literalmente
no te importe una mierda
- Sí, de verdad que no, tampoco me importa una mierda.
- Esperen, chicos, ¿soy el único?
persona invirtió en este juego?
Todos: si.
- Oye. - [gruñidos]
- Oh, uh, disculpe, señora.
Esta es una residencia privada.
- Oh Dios mío.
- Bien bien bien.
- Pensé - te habías ido para siempre.
- Íbamos a hacer - una alerta Amber.
- Sí, nos debes - $ 4,000 en servicios públicos.
- Lo siento. - Estableceré un plan de pago.
- Y te perdiste mi cumpleaños.
Lo siento, Mal.
- ¿Qué hay en esta caja?
- Um, si.
Bradley se dio cuenta de que no era
Listo para estar en una relación.
Entonces um, yo ...
[exhala bruscamente]
Me emborraché mucho
en la estela de su padre.
Vomité, como,
lasaña y bourbon,
y creo
Hice un brindis.
- Bueno. - Fue realmente malo.
- No. Eso está bien.
- Quiero decir, vomité - al bat mitzvah del primo de Jim,
En el baño de hombres ...
- Bueno. - Al lado del rabino.
- Todo esto sucedió
delante de su ex esposa.
- Ah, vale.
Tú ganas.
- Así que no más ropa gratis.
Tuve que devolver la llave.
- Oye. - Lo que sea.
- Quiero decir, tenemos las máquinas a la vuelta de la esquina.
- Alguien ha estado meando en ellos - últimamente,
- Pero tú solo ... tienes que buscar charcos.
- Si, vale.
No lo sé.
- Casi logramos un año, - ¿sabes?
- Si. 11 meses. - Si.
- Eso es realmente bueno.
Tienes la oportunidad de redondear.
- Bueno. - Bien bien.
- Vamos vamos. - Todos adentro.
- Bueno. - Todos adentro.
- Lo sentimos, Darby.
- Te amamos.
- Oh, gracias chicos.
No la conozco
- Llegó otro verano,
y el aguijón de su ruptura
con Bradley se calmó.
Con ese,
Darby finalmente pudo
para sacar la revelación
de los restos
- Hola Eugenia?
Hola.
Um, es Darby.
- Solía ​​estar en la clase de fotos contigo.
- UH Huh.
- Um, escucha.
me preguntaba
si alguna vez me vendieras
esa foto de la "vida interior"
que tomaste
Solo creo que es asombroso
um, y podría darte
um, 50 dólares por eso.
- 100.
- Oh, mmm ... está bien.
No sabia
Estábamos negociando.
- Estamos.
- Eso es genial.
Seré honesto.
Yo no ... ¿sabes qué?
Podría ir a un cajero automático.
[música suave]
♪ ♪
- Era solo una foto,
y sin embargo, fue el comienzo
de una vida mucho más grande.
♪ ♪
- mm.
Eso es genial.
¿Tomaste eso?
♪ ♪
- No.
♪ ♪