My name is Thomas Magnum.
When I'm not inspiring books
by best-selling author Robin Masters,
I'm his live-in security consultant
and a private investigator in Hawaii.
My buddies and I moved here
after serving together in Afghanistan.
- We make a hell of a team.- That's Rick.
If you want something on the island,
Rick's the man to see.
- Hey, what about me?- That's TC.
He runs the best helicoptertour business on Oahu.
I've also made some friends here.
Let me see that Kardashian butt.
This is Kumu.
She's the cultural curatorof Robin's estate.
Detective Katsumoto, HPD.
Make that former HPD.
He recently lost his badge afterwe broke a convict out of prison
in order to save his ex-wife.
Ahh! Higgins!
This is Juliet Higgins,
former British intelligence, MI6.
We work really well together.
Magnum, are you about to ask meto become your partner?
Higgins and MagnumPrivate Investigations.
After becoming partners,things got complicated.
On paper, we reallydon't make sense, you and me.
It's inherently risky.
I'm willing to give it a chance.
Previously on "Magnum PI"...
Maybe Rick should stay hereat the guest house with me.
When would he potentially be moving in?
Honey, I'm home!
I was just taken aback.
Made me start thinking about
all of the inconveniencesit might create.
Body washed up. He's former Navy.
Captain Buck Greene.
Whoever tortured Greenewants revenge on all of you.
You want me to get you a copyof Greene's homicide file
so you can start workingthe case on your own.
Probably shouldn't have evenasked you in the first place.
I realized some thingsare more important
than getting my job back.
That's a big castle, sweetie.
Yeah, so I can live in itand stay here forever.
Are you gonna let me and your mom visit?
Mm, only on Christmas.
Look at you, having fun.
Ahh, gotta say,the trip was a good idea.
So you're saying I was right?
Have I ever said you were wrong?
You know what? Don't answer that.
Mnh-mnh.
I am gonna go get a Pali Puka Punch.
Do you want one?
What's in it?
Who cares?
Ooh, I like Vacation David.
We should do this more often.
It's starting!
C'mere. C'mere, kiddo.
Where's Dad?
Not sure.
David was right there,and then he was just gone.
I went to the hotel securityas soon as he disappeared.
Unfortunately, there's reallyonly so much I can do.
I figured as a cop,you might be able to...
- Former cop.- Right.
I just thought you might knowhow to help.
I understand this must be reallyscary for you and your daughter.
I know my husband.
He wouldn't just take off like this,
not unless something happened.
Look, I...
I don't know where he is,and honestly, I...
I don't know what to do.
Hi.
Have you found anything of note?
It's what wasn't found that's of note.
Forensics didn't lift a single print
or get any DNA off Greene's boat.
It was wiped clean.
So whoever killed him knowshow to cover their tracks.
Yeah.
Has Detective Childs got any leads yet?
Greene did file a police reporttwo weeks before his death.
He said somebody ina black sedan was following him.
HPD ran the plates?
Yeah, it was stolen.
Owner was off-island,didn't even know it was gone,
and it still hasn't turned up.
What about the harbor master?
The one that told TC that Greenetook out his boat
the day he was killed?
- Lewis Peele.- Hmm.
Has HPD questioned him?
Well, they would if they could find him.
- He's missing?- Yeah.
Two days after Greene's body washed up,
he didn't show up to work
and he cleaned out his apartment, too.
Well, that's not suspicious.
I assume you've already startedlooking for Peele?
Yeah, yeah.
Nothing yet,but I'm gonna stick with it.
I mean, Peele knows something.
I'm sure of it.
Well, if you're right, the killers could
deem him a loose end.
That's certainly a possibility.
Listen, I've reached outto an MI6 contact
to get me some intel on Hadid'snetwork, his family, et cetera.
As soon as I get some names,I can do a deep dive on them
and see if I can find anyconnection to Greene's murder.
That's great.
Thank you.
Now, if we can put all thisaside for a moment,
Gordon is waiting for usin the guest house.
Gordie's here? Why?
He says he's here to do usa favor for a change.
Okay.
There he is.
Hey, Gordie.
This is something else.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's kind of reminiscent of
Frank Lloyd Wright's early work.
Yeah, you know, it's a bit...Fallingwater, I suppose.
What's going on? Who's that?
- Morning.- Hey.
I'm home. What time is it?
I think it's time you explainto Gordon what...
what this is all about.
- What?- This.
Oh, okay.
So Robin's Nest faces the east,
which means I get a face fullof sunshine every morning.
I tried sleeping with a blanketover my head,
but that was uncomfortable, so...
Naturally, you constructan elaborate pillow fort.
Well, it started witha few cushions at first,
and then I added the roof andit got a little out of control.
I usually wake up earlyto break it down,
but really, between the babyand the bar and everything else,
I've been getting aboutthree hours of sleep a night
and today's my first day off in weeks,
so I guess I slept in.
Rick, can I make a suggestionthat you save yourself some time
and, well, considerable effort,and buy yourself a face mask?
But why sleep in a maskwhen you can sleep in a fort?
Thank you, Thomas. Exactly.
You get me.
Sounds like you twoshould plan a sleepover.
Such a good idea.
I could get more cushionsfrom the main house
and maybe have an expansion,maybe a couple wings...
You're mocking me, aren't you?
Alright, I'll leave you guys to it.
Gotta get my day started.
So, Gordie, you've gotyour hearing coming up, right?
How's that prep going?
Well, just finisheda draft of my statement.
Now waiting on notes from my lawyer.
And climbing the walls a little.
- I bet.- Oh, Gordon.
If there's any way thatwe can help you prepare,
please just let us know.
I appreciate that, but I'm good.
However, there is a way you can help.
A friend who runs securityat the Royal Honua
introduced me to a guest
who could use a private investigator.
Thought I'd refer her to you.
- What's the case?- The guest's name is Dana Carter.
She's here on vacation with her family,
but last night,her husband, David, disappeared.
Does she have any idea what happened?
Well, she said this wasthe first big vacation
that the family's ever taken.
It seems David was afraid to travel.
Being far from home,surrounded by strangers
was a major source of anxiety for him.
It sounds like he may be agoraphobic.
Right, and I imagineHPD won't prioritize the case
until he's been missing for 24 hours.
Yeah, but if somebody's in the middle
of a mental health crisis,every second counts.
Well, that's exactlywhat Dana was saying.
Do you think you can help her?
Well, we're supposed to meetwith a client in an hour,
but we could postpone it.
No need.
You go handle that.
Me and... Me and Gordiewill take this one.
- We will?- Yeah, why not?
I mean, you always said youwanted to do what we do, right?
I never said that.
- Okay, but you thought it.- No, not even once.
Oh, come on, Gordie. Trust me.
You are going to lovebeing a private investigator.
Come on.
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Hank was my heart and soul,but even as we mourn this loss,
I take comfort in knowingthat his sense of humor,
his zest for life,and his love for used socks
and all things stinkywill live on in our memories.
Hank was an inspirationand a loyal friend,
and without him, life will be quieter
and the sun won't shine as brightly,
and the moon will not be so moon-y.
And here he is playingwith his favorite toy,
Mr. Bear-Bear.
And here he is the year he wentas French toast for Halloween.
Oh, well, that's just precious.
Oh, and this was the first daywe brought him home.
Who's that?
Oh, Patrick, my ex.
We were still marriedwhen Hank came into my life.
Turns out the dogwould outlive our marriage.
Hank was my rock.
Patty, I am... I'm truly sorryfor your loss, but...
what prompted you to hirea private investigator?
My Hank was murdered, and Ineed you to find out who did it.
I beg your pardon?
That dog was in perfect healthwhen he died,
so I asked the vetto determine the case of death.
And they found something suspicious?
Early stage chemical burns in his mouth.
The vet thinks he ingesteda highly concentrated toxin.
So you think he wasintentionally poisoned?
I know he was.
Look, I keep a very close eye on Hank.
I would never let him puthis nose where it shouldn't be.
Patty...
When we lose ones that we love,
we tend to look for thingsthat aren't there,
and sometimes dogs doaccidentally eat things
that just aren't meant for them.
Some dogs.
Not Hank.
Look, he was my best friend.
We took care of each other.
I would never let him down like that.
I understand.
I'll start looking into it right away.
- Thank you.- Yeah.
So here is the security footageyour friend sent over.
The fireworks started at 8:00 PM,
so we should check the videofrom around that time.
Ah, look at those PI skillskicking in already.
Did you forget I was a detective?
Whoa, hold on.
I think that's David.
Looks like he's alone.
Clearly wasn't abducted.
And I'm not sure about Dana'spanic attack theory either.
He seems focused.
I'm gonna check his financials.
Recent credit card activity couldshed some light on his whereabouts.
Isn't this usually a Higgins thing?
What, you... you think I don'tknow how to work a computer?
Come on.
You contacted Danafor their banking information.
Yes.
Yes, I did.
Okay.
Most recent activitywas a $500 ATM withdrawal
30 minutes after he left the hotel.
That's strange.
It says here he doesn't haveany credit history
prior to 2010.
Seriously?
I have access toa Social Security database.
I'm gonna run his number through.
And...
it says here David Carter died in 1999.
- Then who the hell is this guy?- I don't know.
But I'm guessing his familydoesn't either.
Oh, thanks for doing this, Kumu.
Oh, no problem.
An afternoon at the dog park is like,
well, a walk in the park.
Well, I'm afraid this caseis a bit of a downer, actually.
We're investigating the deathof a client's dog, Hank.
That's awful. What happened?
He was poisoned, and the owner, Patty,
is insisting that there's foul play.
I guess this is a good place to start.
Dog parks breed some serious drama.
I mean, it's more likely thatHank ate something
that he wasn't supposed towhen he was out and about,
but regardless,it's a good place to begin
whilst we wait for the post-mortem
that the client ordered from the vet.
She asked for a dog-topsy?
It's actually... it's calleda necropsy, but yes.
If we can figure out what Hank ingested,
then it'll help us determine
whether his death was an accident.
We find out it wasn't?
Maybe one of the dog ownershere will be able to tell us
who had it in for Hank.
Oh.
Okay, thanks.
Looks like I was able to geta pretty good print
- off David's phone.- Send it to me.
I've got a buddy on the forcewho should be able to run it.
Were you able to find thelocation of the ATM David used?
Yeah. After leaving the hotel,
David headed to a strip clubcalled Seize the Lei
and used an ATM inside.
Luckily, I know the bouncer,so I'll give him a call.
You know the bouncer at a strip club?
- Magnum.- No big deal.
I'm sure he knows all the regulars.
I met him on a casea few years back, okay?
So what does this friendof yours have to say?
David wasn't therefor the entertainment.
He was meeting one of the club'sregulars in the parking lot.
The bouncer seems to thinkhe was scoring drugs.
Okay, uh, I'm having a hard timebelieving this family man
left his wife and kidsto go on a bender in Hawaii.
It's actually not thatuncommon with tourists.
Too much family time plus island fever
and they snap, but usually,they sneak off for a few hours.
It's weird for Davidto have disappeared like this.
Alright, let's just assumehe did go to buy drugs.
Does your contact knowwhere he went afterwards?
Well, he said he leftthe club in a taxi,
so if we can track down that cab,
we might learn where David went next.
Alright.
Order up.
I hope you're hungry, little guy.
I know I am.
Here, buddy.
You ready for some brekky?
Oh, can't forget the syrup.
You, my friend, are gonna love this.
100% pure Vermont maple syrup...
Roberto?
Why are you doing this to me, man?
Okay, you got this, Rick.
TC, we got a problem.
Hi, there. Excuse me.
I was just wondering if youwouldn't mind answering
some questions about this dog.
Is that the little gremlin whokept pooping in the water bowl?
Oh.
Oh, that dog was a pervert.
Kept mounting my Bellaand he wasn't even neutered.
Oh, my.
That Hank was a real pain in my ass.
Kept digging up fence posts,
but I'd never do anything to hurt a dog
and we only usenon-toxic pesticides here.
You know, I really hated that bitch.
Hank was a boy.
Not talking about the dog, but, yeah.
He sucked too.
Hey.
So after all that, it actuallyseems pretty unlikely
that Hank ingested the pesticide here.
Although I have to say,neither Patty nor Hank
seem to be particularly popular.
Oh, that's putting it lightly.
But all these people seemlike serious dog lovers.
No matter how much they disliked Hank,
I don't think they'd hurt him.
Yeah, agreed. I mean, it seemslike their main grievance with Patty
is just allowingHank to misbehave so much.
What is it?
The results of Hank's necropsy.
Seems like the last thinghe ingested was a lemon bar
that was laced with strychnine.
That's a rat poison.
Rat poison in a dessert?
Well, that's a weird way to kill a dog.
Yeah, it's weird if you assumethat Hank was the target.
I'm starting to suspect
that someone's tryingto kill our client.
There's no one at check-in,
but I took a peek at the guest registry.
David's in room 104.
This is a far cry from the resort
the Carters were staying in.
I know, but if David neededa place to lay low
while shooting up,makes sense he'd come here.
You said Dana described him
as straight-laced and mild-mannered.
Now he's hitting the strip clubsand buying drugs?
It doesn't track.
Really? B&E is the first placeyour mind goes?
Hey, our next cluecould be inside there.
And besides, if he did buy drugslike you said,
maybe he OD'd and passed out.
I believe you'd call thatexigent circumstances.
Get down!
David, we don't want to hurt you!We just want to talk!
What's going on in there?
His gun jammed.
Ready?
David, it's okay!
Don't shoot at us!
David, you in there?
He's gone.
No drugs or paraphernalia.
I guess that's not why he wentto the strip club.
My guess is he went to buythe gun he just used on us.
He also got a burner phone.
Hey, HPD's got a three-minuteresponse time
when shots are fired. We better go.
Yeah.
- Make it quick.- Yeah.
Hello?
What's it gonna takefor you to leave me alone?
David, listen to me.
I have no idea what's going on,but we're private investigators.
Your wife hired us to find you.
Whatever it is, we can help.
You want to help?
Forget you ever met usand stay away from my family!
Roberto?
Roberto? Where you at, buddy?
Roberto?
I searched everywhere twice.
Any luck upstairs?
No sign of him.
But I think you might be right.
I think TM is seeing someone.
I found this under his bed.
Oh.
My, my, my.
Wow.
Well, whose could it be?
I don't know, but there wasthat cute server
he was talking to over atKoko Head Cafe awhile back.
Maybe they hit it off.
What about thatyoga paddleboard instructor
that he met at La Mariana?
You think he'd be into paddleboard yoga?
I mean, why not? It's basicallyyoga on a paddleboard.
Who wouldn't be into it, am I right?
Kind of depends onwho the instructor is,
- you know what I mean?- Give it a try.
- I'd be into it.- I might give it a little shot.
- Roberto!- Roberto!
- Roberto! Roberto!- Roberto!
I don't understand.
How on Earth could Hankhave gotten into rat poison?
Strychnine is an odorless white powder
that could quite easilybe mistaken for sugar.
An examination of the contentsof Hank's stomach
revealed that the last thinghe ate was a lemon bar
that was full of it.
Oh, no!
I had just made a batch,
but I wouldn't makethat kind of mistake.
Could it be anything else?
Well, have you eaten any ofthose lemon bars since?
No.
Hank passed shortly after I baked them.
I haven't had muchof an appetite since then.
I put them on the table to cool.
He must have snuck one.
Patty, I know this is very difficult,
but there is actually a morepressing issue at the moment.
If you didn't mistakethe rat poison for sugar,
then it's possible thatsomeone is trying to kill you.
Do you have any ideahow this could have happened?
I bought a box of sugar two days ago
and had it delivered with my groceries,
but I wasn't home and the bags were left
on my doorstep for a couple of hours.
So anyone passing by could haveput the rat poison in the sugar
and re-sealed the box.
Patty, can you think of anyonewho might want to harm you?
No, everybody loves me.
Patty, I really need youto think about this.
Your life may depend on it.
If somebody tried to kill you,they may try again.
- There's Owen.- Who's Owen?
Oh, we were seeing each other.
Engaged, actually.
I ended things a couple of months ago.
I'm pretty sure he would know
when my groceries were delivered.
I found Patty's ex-fiancéon social media.
Huh. Take a look.
Owen Summers.
You think he was tryingto get back at Patty
after she ended things?
I mean, it might beabout more than that.
Look at these photos.
It looks to me like Owenisn't a man of great means.
Unlike Patty, who seems pretty well-off.
Right, so this man who just lost a shot
at Patty's enormous fortune alsoknows her delivery schedule.
It sounds like meansand a motive, if you ask me.
I gotta say, something aboutthis case is not adding up.
How could it?
David spends years livingunder a stolen identity,
suddenly walks out on his familyand then buys a guy?
Then he decides to hide out
and shoot at anyonewho comes looking for him.
Yeah, it sounds like he could beon the run, but from who?
And why now, while he's onvacation with his family?
Just got a match to David's print.
Real name's Cliff Bennett.
Worked as an accountantfor the Detroit mob
until he vanished in 2010.
2010, that's when David Carter'scredit history begins.
I'm thinking he parted ways withthe mob on less than friendly terms.
Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Sections of the report are redacted,
but the FBI suspectsBennett stole $2 million
from his employer.
- Wait, hang on.- What is it?
Got a photo arrayof Bennett's old associates,
and one of them, Vincent Welles...
he looks familiar,and I think I know from where.
Oh, you're not gonna believe this.
The security footageof David leaving the hotel
shows a guy following him.
That's the same guy.
So David probably ran intoWelles at the bar,
where they recognized each otherfrom back in the day,
and knowing Welles stillhad it out for him,
he must have taken off.
David didn't want Welles knowinghe had a family
that the mob could useas leverage against him.
He didn't abandon his family.
He was trying to protect them.
Alright, so after leaving the hotel,
he must have given Wellesthe slip, then bought the gun.
Yeah, but after being on the runfor all these years,
isn't it kind of strangethat they end up on vacation
at the same time, at the same resort?
Well, if it's gonna happen anywhere,
makes sense it's in Hawaii.
Nine million touristspass through here every year.
Yeah, and think about it.Welles had all last night
and this morning to figure outwho David was at the hotel with.
Dana and Mia could be in trouble.
Hi. It's Dana. Please leave a message.
We gotta get to the resort.
Good afternoon. Owen Summers?
- Who's asking?- My name is Juliet Higgins.
This is my associate, Teuila Tuileta.
We were wondering if you wouldmind answering some questions
about where you were two days ago.
Actually, I do mind.
Sir.
We are, in fact, private investigators.
What's this all about?
We've been hired by your ex-fiancée
after an attempt was made on her life.
Wait a minute.
Somebody tried to kill Patty?
And you think I hadsomething to do with it?
I mean, you must have beenpretty mad when things ended.
If you got married,half of Patty's fortune
would have been yours.
First of all, I haven't seenPatty in months.
And second, you got it all wrong.
It was never about the money.
If it was, I never would have proposed.
I beg your pardon?
The only reason Patty's got money
is 'cause her ex has to send her
these big alimony checks every month.
Now, if we'd gotten married,that would have ended.
Looks like Welles has already been here.
Dana?
Mia, you in here?
They're gone.
Yeah, she was packing, too.
Hey, it's okay.
We're here to help.
Dana was packing, so Davidmust have gotten a hold of her
and told her to get off the island.
He was probably afraid Welleswould find them, and rightly so.
Yeah, I think she gave herself up
so Mia could stay hidden in the closet.
Poor kid's probablyscared out of her mind.
Her dad disappears,
her mother's abducted in front of her.
You get anything from Mia?
Nothing. The kid's too scared to talk.
You mind if I give it a shot?
We found her, so maybe she'd bemore willing to talk to me.
Go right ahead.
Thanks.
Hi, Mia.
My name is Thomas.
I'm a friend of your mom's.
She... She asked me to helpfind your dad.
You know, I gotta say,hiding in the closet
behind the clothes like that,that was really smart.
You must be really goodat Hide and Seek.
My dad taught me.
Oh, your dad taught you?
Yeah, he said bad guys might come,
and if they did, I would have to hide.
Mia, I'm gonna find Mom and Dad,
but I need your help to do that, okay?
Now, if you can rememberanything that those bad men said
when you were in the closet,
that might help me track down your mom.
Well, after my dad called,my mom started packing
and said we had to go home.
Okay, okay. Baby, come, come.
Come, come.
Whatever you hear, do not come out.
- You understand me?- Yes.
- Promise me.- I promise.
Okay.
Hello, Mrs. Carter.
What do you want?
Your husband.
- Where is he?- I don't know.
Well, then we'll make him come to us.
Where's your daughter?
Kids' club.
Okay, let's go.
We're taking the stairwell.
Just...
If you make any trouble,
I'm gonna have to put a bullet in you.
Okay.
- Okay.- Let's move.
I got her.Send the address and the code.
"Send me the address and the code."
That's what you remember them saying?
Can you help my Mom and Dad?
Oh, absolutely.I'm gonna help find them.
I promise.
Sounds like Welles is gonnause Dana as bait.
Yeah, he probably had hercall David's burner phone
to make demands.
The question is, where'd he take her?
Lots of places require access codes.
Yeah, Hawaii isn'tWelles' home turf, right?
So his options are gonna be limited.
He needs something that'ssecretive but easily accessible.
Somewhere like a vacation rental.
They're all over the island,
can be booked at a moment's notice.
And most use electronic keypads
that can be unlocked with a code.
You know, Rick's got a friendthat works at permit enforcement.
She should be able to give usa full list of all recent bookings.
You think I tried to kill Patty?
That's got to be the mostridiculous idea I've ever heard.
Is it?
I'm sure the news of Patty'sengagement delighted you,
'cause if Owen and Patty tied the knot,
then those outrageous alimony payments
would have been a thing of the past.
And then she broke it offbut you were still on the hook,
so you decided to do awaywith the alimony
by getting rid of Patty.
Patty, I get you're upset about Hank,
but how can you accuse meof this nonsense?
It really isn't thatfar-fetched, Patrick.
Tell me, do you happen to know
when Patty's groceriesare being delivered?
He sure does.
Well then, it wouldn't beall that hard for you
to poison her unattended groceries.
And I'm willing to be thata search of your house
would find a large stash of strychnine,
the same rat poison thatwas found in Patty's lemon bars.
Even if that were true,you can't prove any of it.
Oh, sweetie. All we have todo is hand over the evidence.
It's their job to prove it.
What... What's going on?
What do you think?
Oh, one more thing.
Your cellphone connected automatically
to the Wi-Fi router in this house
on the morning of the poisoning.
Patrick Carson,
you're under arrestfor attempted murder.
Let's go.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say canand will be used against you.
You two have been so wonderful!
I just can't thank you enough.
Oh, we were just happy to help.
We're glad you're safe.
I just can't help but wonderif things had been
a little different...if I had just married Owen,
or I'd been home whenthe groceries were delivered,
Hank would still be here.
Well, how would you have known?
The way I see it, if it weren't for you,
Hank would never havegotten his justice.
You're right.
It's just gonna take some timefor this to stop hurting.
Oh.
Oh, Patty.
I'm so sorry.
If it's any consolation,
I think that the heartbreakyou feel after a loss
tells you that you've experienced
something really special.
And in this case,
it was the love of a loyal pet.
And I'm sure that no matterwhere Hank is,
he's at peace knowingthat his final act in this world
was protecting the humanhe loved the most.
Thank you. I love you.
This has to be it, right?
Yeah, the IP addressused to make the reservation
was traced backto the Royal Honua Hotel.
There's only one car.Welles has gotta be alone,
so as long as we take him by surprise,
we should be ableto get Dana out safely.
Hang on.
Been a long time, Bennett.
Welles must have called in some back-up
after he spotted David.
So much for outnumbering them.
Yeah. We're gonna needa change of plans.
David, oh, my God.
I'm so sorry, Dana. I'm so sorry.
I never should haveput you through this.
It's gonna...It's gonna be over soon, okay?
Built a nice little life for yourself
with my money, didn't you?
It's between us, Welles.
She didn't have anythingto do with this.
Just let her go.
So she can go straight to the cops?
Because I can get you your money back.
Look, for 13 years, I have livedwith this debt hanging over me,
knowing that this day was gonna come.
Been living on borrowed time.
I don't regret a second of it.
I just wish we had longer.
What? What are you doing? David, no.
We both know I'm notwalking out of here,
but I have an offshore accountwith your $2 million in it.
You let her go and it is all yours.
Get him a laptop.
The transfer's only gonnatake a few minutes.
Yeah, but if we breach now,
someone could get killedin the crossfire.
Yeah, and those sliding glassdoors are sure to give us away.
I think I've got an idea.
What's the hold up?
How do I know you won't shoot usonce I make this transfer?
You don't,
but I will shoot both of youif I don't get my money.
Who the hell is that?
Get the door.
HPD! Drop your weapons!
You're not a cop.
I saw you going around with thathotel dick this morning.
That badge ain't real.
Fine, I'm not a cop anymore,
but I'm still taking you in.Citizen's arrest.
Nice try,
but I think you're a little outmanned.
Yeah, I can see that.
Actually, coming in here, I knewit was gonna be two against one,
but I did itbecause it was the only way.
Only way for what?
Only way to buy my friend some time
to pick the lock on the back door.
Give it up, Welles.
Vacation's over.
Mommy, Daddy!
How'd you feel flashing that fake badge?
Better than confiscating it, right?
Don't get used to it.
David gonna be able to cut a plea?
Well, if he testifies against Welles,
he should be able to walk awayfrom any charges.
Is he pushing for witness protection?
I don't know.
Welles and his guysare going away for a long time,
and David's alreadyhad to start over once.
There is one thingthat I still don't get.
What's that?
How come you asked me towork this case with you?
- Because I like your company.- C'mon.
You thought I needed a distraction today
to keep me from stressingabout the hearing.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks, Magnum.
Patrick had only beenin custody for 30 minutes
before he confessed to the entire thing.
That is amazing.
We're batting a thousand at this point.
I'm still trying to figure out
why the lads aren't tryingto bite your head off.
Because they finally, you know,have come to their senses
and realized I'm notthat bad of a guy, right?
Right, boys?
After four years? Oh, no way.
Yeah, something must have happened.
These dogs are hard-wired to hate you.
You know, I reckon the ladsare probably just too exhausted
from the dog park to bother with Magnum.
Right?
Totally, yeah.You know what we should do?
We should go to the guest houseand grab a drink.
Rick and TC are over there nowif you want to...
Ooh, sounds good. Kumu?
Oh, well, I've been craving
one of Rick's lilikoi margaritas.
Think he'll whip some up for us?
Yeah, yeah, of course.I mean, he's been on the couch
for, you know, the last couple days.
The least he can do is make us a drink.
- Okay.- Alright, come on, lads.
Alright, let's go. Come on, boys.
- Come on.- Come on.
This way.
I still can't believe Gordonlet you use those fake badges.
That's the thing,it was actually his idea.
Hi.
Uh-oh, that's not a good look.What's going on here?
Are you alright, Rick?
No. No, I'm not alright.
Did you break the washing machine again?
No.
Did you clog the loofor the fourth time?
No, and I did some research on that,
and it's the low-flow toilets
that Robin has on this estate,not me, okay?
Okay, well, what is it?
It was an accident.
I made Roberto some pancakesand when I went to serve him,
I left the cage door open.
You lost Thomas's mouse?
Unfortunately.
We... We spent all daylooking for the little guy.
Mm.
Look, Thomas, I'm gonnamake this up to you, okay?
I promise. I will replace Roberto.
Not that Roberto II can be replaced...
Why are you smirking? He's smirking.
He's laughing. Why are you laughing?
Are you laughing?
You want to glance at the cage?
Roberto!
Oh, now you want to come out?
Are those tiny mouse pancakes?
Yeah.
How long you been giving hima short stack?
Awhile.
That's gotta be the cutestthing I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I've been looking for this for ages.
Dude.
Magnum and Higgins?
Together?
I think so.
Game changer.