F A N T A S T I C P R E S E N T A
Necesito repasar algunas reglas.
La cosa más importante
recordar aquí es: no levantes la mano,
o pensarán que estás haciendo una oferta.
Mantenlos a tu lado todo el tiempo.
Lo tengo, las manos a mi lado.
Solo como el sexo.
De acuerdo, malas noticias.
Están sin tacos de desayuno.
Te vi lobo tres abajo por el bote de basura.
Por eso se acabaron.
Entonces, esta próxima casa se ve perfecta para que la volteemos.
Tiene un gran patio y un ventanal.
¿Qué? No, Don. Elegí la casa.
Hacemos una oferta hace una semana.
Pero yo quiero esta casa.
Bueno, quiero un taco.
La vida está llena de decepciones.
De acuerdo chicos. Estamos de vuelta.
A continuación, lote 48.
- Éste es el indicado. - No, no es.
Comenzaremos la oferta a los 35.
¿Qué tal $ 35,000 aquí?
Pégame.
35 para el chico alto
en el fondo de la sala ...
¿Qué estás haciendo?
Estoy comprando una casa.
¡La señora es nuestro próximo mejor postor a los 36!
Pégame.
37 para el chico alto! ¿Qué tal 38?
Dices eso otra vez, y yo ... te golpearé.
Esta no es la casa que estamos comprando, Don.
38 a la dama. ¿Qué tal 39?
Bien, bien, ella te superó. Ahora dame la paleta.
Dámelo ahora mismo.
Multa. Gracias.
Pégame.
Señora?
¡Vendido al tipo alto y a su pequeño amigo!
Bev, esto es divertido!
Nunca me encuentro uno a uno con mi suegra.
Bueno, solo quería decirte que ... Lo sé.
Ah, tendrás que ser más específico.
Tengo muchos secretos
Sobre mi cumpleaños
Quiero decir, no he oído hablar de ningún plan,
obviamente es una fiesta sorpresa.
Bueno, sí, obviamente.
Y el único lo suficientemente atento como para planear eso para mí
es mi persona favorita
Usted.
Soy tu persona favorita?
Sabes que tenemos un vínculo especial.
Siempre lo he sentido.
Es que no estaba seguro de que lo hicieras.
Definitivamente lo hago.
- Siempre tengo tiempo para ti. - Aw
Tengo que correr
Pero gracias, y sé que lo harás genial.
Oh, voy a hacer la mejor fiesta de todas
para la dama a la que le gusto más.
Hola Bev?
¿Cuántos años vas a tener?
Esa no es la forma de comenzar.
Sé que ustedes están en medio de una pelea,
pero gracias por parar en el mini-mart.
No te permiten agregar MountainDew en el de mi casa.
¿Que estabas pensando?
Debería decir qué casa elegimos.
La semana pasada cuando te mostré la casa que quería,
No tenías ningún pensamiento.
No tenía ningún pensamiento entonces.
No puedo controlar cuándo ocurren los pensamientos.
Solo Jesús puede hacer eso.
¿Sabes qué te alegraría?
Un poco fangoso.
Tengo un voto. Soy un compañero
De acuerdo, tienes razón.
Eso es justo.
Oh!
Oh no.
Don, aquí hay una servilleta.
No, no lo ayudes, Lowell.
Deja que haga frío.
* HOMBRE CON UN PLAN * Temporada 04 Episodio 08
Título del episodio: "Adam's Sorry", emitido el 7 de mayo de 2020
Oye, voy a organizarle una fiesta de cumpleaños a tu madre.
¿Por qué?
Porque ella me dijo que lo hiciera.
Pero...
Solo necesito algo para empujarlo por encima.
Entonces, ¿tienes algún interés?
en ser parte de un cuarteto de barbería
¿conmigo?
He tenido una mañana difícil, Andi.
Ni siquiera puedo pretender pensar que es una buena idea.
¿Qué pasó en esa subasta?
¿Recibiste un lap dance de un Pitufo?
Don compró una casa en la que no estábamos de acuerdo,
entonces se puso un fango en su regazo.
Así es, lo fruncí en frío.
La casa de Don no se ve mal.
Tiene una linda ventana panorámica.
Gracias Andi.
Ni siquiera lo consideraría.
Él piensa que tiene que recoger todas las casas.
Lo hemos estado haciendo así desde entonces
empezamos a voltear casas.
Tenemos un sistema
Bueno, creo que tu sistema apesta.
¿Desde cuando?
Desde que he estado yendo a terapia.
El Dr. Felicia cree que debería ser más asertivo.
Y si eso no te gusta, entonces sería feliz
para afirmar mi pie en tu trasero.
¿Oh si?
Bueno, pelearía contigo ahora, pero no quiero
esas cosas azules en mi bonita camisa de subasta.
Vamos, no lo entiendes, hombre.
Estoy tratando de trabajar en mi mismo.
Si quieres trabajar en ti mismo, hazlo en el baño
cuando tu esposa no está en casa como el resto de nosotros!
- Hola Joe. - Oye.
¿Te importa si yo, eh, si miro tu álbum de bodas?
Quiero recrear el pastel o la fiesta de cumpleaños de Bev.
Oh, y lo tiro porque soy su favorito
persona en el mundo
Lamento que hayas tenido que escuchar eso de mí.
Así que realmente estás tratando de impresionarla, ¿eh?
Oh, voy a quitarle los calcetines. Si.
Ella no se impresiona.
Lamento que hayas tenido que escuchar eso de mí.
Mira, sé que ella tiene altos estándares, pero
Apuesto a que con tu ayuda podría lograrlo.
No interesado.
Pero la fiesta necesita ser perfecta
o ella estará decepcionada.
Si en ti Si trato de ayudar,
ella estará decepcionada de los dos.
Estás en la boca del tiburón.
Todavía estoy nadando
Oye. Oye cariño.
I just spent the last two hours at the party store picking
the perfect color scheme for your mom's birthday.
Well, anything but red, and she'll be fine.
Ah, it'll be okay.
We'll just get her drunk.
Have you talked to Don yet?
Nope. And I don't plan on it.
He didn't respect the system.
What system? It's two guys in a truck
throwing slushies at each other.
Look, honey, this company is my responsibility.
It supports our family, Don's family,
Lowell's ex-wife and her new family.
It's a lot of pressure.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown, Andi.
Look, I-I agree with you, okay?
He was way out of line to buy that house.
Thank you.
But you have to work together.
So, be the mature one
and just apologize for not listening to his idea.
Apologize?
He owes mean apology.
And I am not letting this go until I get one.
- Adam... - What, no, you know, everyone
feels sorry for him because he has those big, sad eyes.
Well, my eyes may be small and beady,
but there is love behind them!
So, how do you plan on resolving things with Adam?
It's simple... he's gonna apologize.
Wow.
That's right, baby.
It's the new me.
Same great body, new great attitude.
Look at him go.
Is this a fold-out couch?
If so, I'm gonna have to ask you
to leave the room for ten minutes, Doctor.
Make it five.
Hi, Teddy... oh, no.
You got to start calling me before parties.
Look, I know you're mad,
but you did invite Don to the party, right?
I invited Marcy.
If she wantst o bring her pet Sasquatch,
that's up to her.
Okay, that's the last one.
- It was a really good one... - Yeah.
- It's good, right? - But it's the last one!
I think you look good.
I'm surprised Baby Gap had your size.
Shows what you know.
I got this at grown-up Gap.
So, did you talk to Don yet?
I'm not talking to him until he apologizes.
Don't make me choose sides.
I pick you.
Good.
Hello, Don.
Hello, Adam.
You have something to say to me?
Yes.
But my thing is "I accept your apology."
And I can't say it until you say your thing.
Okay, hey!
Hey, you two need to get it together.
Okay, this is your mother's birthday.
It is not about you.
It's about me.
Look alive, everyone, she's inbound!
Why is Teddy dressed like Lowell's ventriloquist dummy?
Surprise!
Oh, my lands. A surprise party just for me?
I did not expect this.
Joe, do you see her socks?
I don't.
I think they may have been knocked off.
Andi, everything looks beautiful.
Aw, thank you, Bev.
And it was so smart of you
to save money by not buying flowers.
And away we go.
Looks like she hada second pair of socks on.
Here you go, Marcy, have a shrimp.
Thank you.
All right, here'sone for you, too.
Okay, everyone, you'll want to gather round.
This is gonna bepretty magical.
Bev?
I had Sweet Treats bakery
recreate the cakefrom your wedding.
Thank you.
I've never tried Sweet Treats.
I've always just gone to my favorite bakery.
Sorry, honey, looks like youbrought a cake to a gunfight.
86 the cake, kids.
86, go, go, go.
This is exciting.
What next, Andi?
Okay.
I am dying here. Y-You got to give a toast.
I'm not in the mood.
Everyone, Adam would liketo say a few words.
Go, go, go. All right.
All right! All right.
I would like to talk about the reason we're all here.
Bev Burns
is a wonderful woman.
She is dependable, trustworthy, loyal.
I guess you could say
she is the opposite of Don.
I'd also like to make a toast.
To Beverly Burns,
a woman so perfect, her onlymistake was having a second son.
Objection. I would like to make a rebuttal toast.
Okay. No more toasts.
It's okay, Andi. I-I think they're just upset
because of all the red plates.
It's an angry color.
You know what? Burns Brothers Construction
will not be flipping that house.
We will sell it at a loss and move on.
I'll do it on my own, then.
Ha! I don't know how you're gonna do it without me,
since I hire all the subs and do the budgets.
Oh. Actually, I do the budget.
Not now, Tall Teddy!
You owe me an apology.
You want an apology? - Mm-hmm.
Oh, here he goes.
Bring the thunder, baby.
Okay, here's your apology.
I'm sorry I ever worked with you. I quit.
You're quitting?
The family business we started 20 years ago.
You're gonna quit that?
Yeah, what's the matter?
You didn't hear me over the thunder?
♪ Happy birthday...
It's over, honey.
Y-You have to do something. You can't just let him quit.
It's not a problem. No.
I'll just hire someone else to eat all the tacos.
Why did you quit?
You told me to bringthe thunder.
I just meant talk louder, like-like thunder.
Don, you can't quit.
Lowell, don't talk to him. Come over here.
Don't go to him, come to me.
I have candy.
What kind? No.
I feel like a kid stuck in the middle,
and it's worse because I'm dressed like one.
All right, that's it.
I was trying to hold my tongue about this party.
You were?
But now my birthday will always be the day
my boys' relationship ended.
I guess that's what I got instead of flowers.
Okay. I-I used the flower budget
to recreate a wedding cake from the '60s.
Does no one see that?
Come on, Joe.
Oh, goodie.
Look who gets to drive her home.
What are you doing out here?
Can't sleep 'cause you're upset about Don?
What... I'm not, I'm not upset.
I'm working on the lawn mower. Needed a rebuild.
At 3:00 in the morning?
I like to do it when the grass is sleeping.
Honey, look, it's okayto be emotional. Okay?
I mean, you didn't just lose your business partner,
you lost your best friend.
Okay, he can't be my best friend
because a best friend wouldn't quit on me.
Honey, h-here's the thing. Okay?
He doesn't like the way things have been, so you have a choice.
Would you rather be alone and make all the decisions,
or have your brother back?
Well, it's not like I like making all the decisions.
If this business goes belly-up, it's on me.
I make all the decisions
because I have all the pressure.
I know he's the older brother, but I've always been the one
who took care of everything.
I just think maybe you should
try and see it from Don's point of view.
Okay. I'm gonna need a ladder and a lobotomy.
Look, Don and I don't talk about that kind of stuff.
Well, I think you're gonna have to try.
What? I wouldn't even know how.
Well, luckily, we have Dr. Felicia.
That's right.
You and Don are going to couples therapy.
No...
Okay, boys.
I booked Dr. Felicia's whole afternoon.
You are not coming out until this is solved.
I'm not doing therapy with him.
I don't do what anybody says. It's the new me.
Well, I'm still the old me, and you're staying.
Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you what, Marcy.
I'll stay.
What are you doing?
That's the "before" picture.
And I will get my "after."
Sounds like we have a lot
to talk about today.
How is this supposed to work?
You're a marriage counselor, and we're brothers.
A sibling relationship has a lot in common
with a spousal relationship,
so I'm gonna treat you like a married couple.
- He's the wife. - He's the wife.
You know, none of this would've happened
if you hadn't gotten in his head.
Or none of this would have happened if you were able
to communicate with your brother.
If we're keeping score, that's one for me.
How many times have I told you
that we don't keep score in here?
Okay, that's one for Felicia.
Why is it so hard for you two to talk about your feelings?
That's not how we were raised.
Our dad always told us to rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
Your dad taught you to rub dirt on your feelings?
Interesting.
What am I doing here?
I was home watching golf.
Joe, we want
to learn what was missing from their upbringing
that makes it so difficult for them
to have a real conversation.
Oh... so it's a hit job, huh?
Well, I didn't raise them alone, you know.
So it's "blame the mother" time.
Let me tell you something, "Dr." Felicia...
I'm a real doctor, so no need for the quotes.
My husband and I taught the boys wonderful communication.
We never had a problem with that. We have a system.
Wha... You guys have a system, too?
Yeah, I make all the decisions, and if she disagrees,
she throws a pork chop at my head.
A-And you're okay with that?
Yes. That's our system.
It's my job to look out for her.
If this family ends up living under a bridge, it's all on me.
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Adam, it sounds like some of this is resonating for you.
Yeah.
I-It makes sense.
At the auction, I made all the decisions, a-and, Don,
the house you bought was the pork chop you threw at my head.
So I am the wife.
Bev, do you think your system was healthy
for your boys or your relationship?
Married 53 years.
I'm guessing you're a single gal, "Doctor."
We're not keeping score, but that's one for my mom.
I don't want to fight anymore,
so we need to have a real conversation.
With feelings and everything.
Maybe you're the wife.
I-I don't care. I don't see another way.
Look... if you want to make more decisions at work,
I'm good with that.
Really? That means a lot.
Yeah, I mean, I got so bent out of shape about you
and that house because I feel
so much pressure about the business.
But I'd be willing to share that with you.
The pressure?
Yeah. And the decisions.
But to get the decisions, I also have to have the pressure?
Yeah. That's the way it works.
So that's what you've been dealing with all these years?
Pretty much.
Well, listen, now that I understand it,
I really appreciate what you do.
Oh... And I think
you should keep doing it.
De Verdad?
Si.
Sí, el nuevo Don no pensó en esto.
¿Entonces estamos bien?
Estamos bien. Vamos a abrazarlo.
De Verdad? ¿Aquí? Usted...
¿No quieres hacer eso en el garaje?
No estoy asustado. Lo haré aquí, ahora mismo.
Venga. Abraza a tu esposo.
Andi
Tengo mi "después".
De acuerdo, entonces, eh,
Comenzaremos a trabajar en la nueva casa mañana.
Quiero decir, si vuelves al trabajo.
Estaré allí. Nos vemos a las 11:00.
Comenzamos a las 8:00.
10:00 es.
¿Donde esta ella?
Veo esa mirada en tus ojos. No hagas esto.
Clavé esa fiesta, y quiero que Bev lo reconozca.
No es un buen momento.
Mira, Joe, no tengo miedo.
¿Bueno? La gente puede crecer.
Lo vi en mi propia casa, y creo que Bev también puede.
Oh, aquí está ella.
Bev, quiero hablar contigo.
Sobre la fiesta.
¿Estás aquí para culparme por algo también?
Si vienes a mí, será mejor que vengas fuerte.
Solo te casaste con esta familia.
Oh.
Bueno, yo ... yo solo vine a disculparme.
Por Joe
¿Qué? Ese soy yo.
Sí, él no me ayudaría.
Él dijo que planeaba una fiesta para ti
Era como estar en la boca de un tiburón.
Joe, no puedo creer que hayas dicho eso.
Buen movimiento, cariño.
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