[Growls]
[Relincha el caballo]
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[Insectos piar]
Roz: ¿Es la primera vez en la terapia?
Si.
[Tictac del reloj]
Me di cuenta de que llevaba una gran cantidad de armadura para nuestra sesión.
¿Y qué? Soy curioso
Si parte de ti se siente como que necesita protección,
que hay algo acerca de usted que es,
en cierto modo, vulnerable.
Bien, esto ha sido una pérdida de tiempo.
Tú eres suficiente.
♪♪
¿Qué fué lo que me dijiste?
Tú eres suficiente.
[ Respirando pesadamente ]
[Clangs Sword]
[Sobbing]
Estás siendo muy, muy valiente.
Aquí.
Gran trabajo, Ethan.
[El llanto, golpes nariz]
♪ He pasado por ese camino de nuevo ♪
♪ Yo he estado allí antes
♪ Aunque quieren saber más
♪ Siempre ha sido
♪♪
[ Sword slices, chicken clucks ]
♪♪
Wow, that was oneheck of a wait,
but, ha,my garden's finally ready.
I can't wait to pickthose veggies. What did you growthis year, Dad?
Oh, everything... tomatoes,beets, carrots, cucumbers.
Oh, my God. Dad, look at your garden!
[ Fly buzzes ]
Oh, no!
Who would do somethinglike this?
[ Goat bleats ]
A royal goat.
Come on!
I work hard all year,busting my back
to tryand put food on the table,
and a royal goat takes it awayin the blink of an eye!
And now we're all gonnastarve to death!
[ Inhales sharply ]Oh, well.
Nothing we can do about it.[ Chuckles ]
Dad, no.The Crown should be held liable
and give you moneyfor new seeds.
Take the Crown to court? Yeah.
I don't know, sweetie, uh,
maybe we shouldn'truffle any feathers.
Yeah, Al.A smooth bird flies better.
No, I'm tired of the Crownalways screwing us over.
I say we stand up for ourselvesand we fight this thing.
[ Goat chomping ]
♪ Pudding man, pudding man
♪ I'm a little pudding man
♪ Pudding man, pudding man
♪ I'm a little pudding
Ohh! Oh! Oh!
Father, I'm so sorry.
Please, just makethe thrashing swift.
It's okay, son.
No problem.
Would you like to go for a walk?
♪♪
Dad, uh, are you...Are you quite well?
You do... You do seema little different today.
[ Blows ]I feeldifferent.
Been doing therapy, and,uh, it's really helping me
find the roots to my core hurts.
Also, my therapistprescribed me a potion
that's got melow-key kinda faded.
Oh, oh, father, I...
think it's absolutely wonderfulthat you're asking for help.
Son, I'm sorryit's taken me so long.
I want to make up for lost time.
What do you say you and meput the past behind us
and start afresh?
I-I-I would love that,Dad.
Oh! Aah!
Sorry. Reflex.
Ah, totally understandable.Growth doesn't happen overnight.
Thank you.
Come on.
Let's do bonding.
Eddie: You sure this lawsuit'sa good idea, sweetie?
Oh, yeah.The Crown is going down.
Ah, I just can't waitto get started.
Ditto. Lord Vexler,representing the Crown.
Wowzers.You look [bleep] hot!
Dad.
Alexandra, he needs to know.
Why'd you bring the goat?
This is my client, Gobbler.
I'm sorry. What?
No, we're suing the Crown,not the goat.
The Crown didn't allegedlyeat your garden.
Your issue is with Gobbler,and my goat client is innocent.
[ Goat bleats ]
He's just trying to getunder our skin, but don't worry.
An unbiased jurywill side with us.
What the hell?
Vexler, did you stack the jurywith goat herders?!
That's not fair!They love goats!
Oopsie.I'm a bad wittle lawyer.
Judge Marks,you old bag of balloons!
Judge: Lord Vexler!
A little gift...from my client.
♪♪
Mmm! Yummy!
Looks like a prettygoat-friendly judge and jury.
But I trust ya, sweetie.
[ Goat bleats ]
Mikey, is the goatwho ate the garden
in this courtroom now?
Yes.
Can you point out him or her?
[ Goat bleats ]
Oh, come on.
[ Goat bleats ]
Let the record showthat Mikey pointed to Gobbler.
Between this eyewitnesstestimony
and the preponderanceof forensic evidence,
you have no choicebut to convict.
No further questions,Your Honor.
[ Yawns ]
Wow, that was educational.
[ Grunts ]
I think I speak for everyonewhen I say,
"Thanks for the nap,Alexandra."
[ Laughter ]
Nap!
Vexler:I'll take it from here.
Michael, would you considergoats to be stubborn animals?
I mean, yeah.
That's kind of their thing,right?
Oh, so you think all goatsare stubborn?
Sounds like pretty classicanti-goat bias to me.
All: Goats. Goats. Goats.Goats. Goats. Goats.
On behalf of Gobbler the goat,I would like to enter a motion
to countersue for defamation.
Motion approved.
What?! Mr. Shitshoveler,
the penalty for defamation...is death.
So, if we lose this trial,my dad will be killed?
That's correct.
Specifically, he will be fedto the defendant.
This is totally unfair.
I mean, how are wesupposed to win
if Vexler won't playby the rules?
Maybe we can still gowith the public defender.
[ Chicken clucks ]
I've got a better idea.
Is this sea or sky?
Ooh, that's a bit of sky,I think.
I shall put it in this area.
This shall be the sky area.
Good idea.
Ooh!
I think I've founda corner piece.
Oh, wonderful!
They are the key in a puzzle.
Oh, Father, would you mindif we take a brief respite
from our puzzle party?
Not at all.I'll be right here, son.
It does sound likeyour father's been given
some rather rough treatment.
I-Is there anythingI can do to help?Yes.
I was thinking maybeyou could ask your dad
to come down to the courthouseand enforce a fair trial?
Well, normally,I would be terrifiedto ask my father anything,
but we've become quite closeas of this morning,
so I'll give it a whirl.Thank you! Thank you!
Okay, well, please hurrybecause I don't know
how longwe're gonna last in there.Okay.
What did I miss?
Eddie: Honestly,it's been amazing.
Lord Vexler totallybroke Mikey down.
[ Crying ] I don't knowwhat's real anymore.
I'm so mixed up.
Mwah! Bellissimo![ Gavel bangs ]
Hey, big guy!
Father, I was wondering ifyou might do me a small favor.
Of course, son.What is it?
Would you mind popping downto the courthouse very quickly?
It turns out our judicial system
might be a littleless than fair.
♪♪
Are you saying...
there's a problem with my laws?
♪♪
Nevermind, Papa.All is well.
Oh, okay. Cool.
Vexler: Your Honor,I would like to introduce...
Perfect timing.Where's the king?
Uh, so, yes, bit of a goodnews/bad news situation.
Bad news is my dad's not coming.
Good news is ourfather-son relationship
is still progressingquite nicely.
Well, what did he saywhen you asked him?
Well, to be fair,I didn't actually ask him.
I sort of started to ask him,but then I got a verystrong vibe
it was gonna be a no,so I just didn't.
You didn't even ask him?!
Al, he's been in sucha good mood lately.
I didn't want to annoy him.So, not annoying your dad
is more importantthan saving mine?
What? No.Al, come on.
[ Sighs ]
[ Gavel bangs ]
Hear ye, hear ye!I'm the town crier!
And it's the end of day twoof what's being called
"The Trial of the Century."
Closing arguments are tomorrow,
but it's not looking goodfor Eddie,
as depicted herein this courtroom sketch.
Lord Vexler, any commentson today's proceedings?
Yes, thank you.
Some hard truths came to lightin there today,
but all in all, we're confident
that tomorrow,justice will prevail.
I also want to let everyone knowthat my client's written a book
for sale entitled "If I Ate It,"
now availablewherever books are sold.
Ooh. You got toread me that book.
[ Crowd cheering ]
Father, do you mindif I ask you something?
There's a-a young womanthat I've come to know recently,
and the truth is, I find myselfquite dazzled by her.
But recently, I-I fearI may have done something stupid
that has ruined any chancewe have of growing closer.
I-I was wonderingif you had any advice.
You should murder her.
Um, Dad, when are yougoing back to therapy?
Never. I burnt downmy therapist's hut
when I realized that she wascharging me for a full hour
and I had only been therefor 50 minutes.
I mean, what's that?
So, you're, um...You're...
You're back to beinghow you've always been, then?
Yep.I'll never grow or change.
Change is weaknesscreeping into the body.
Anyway, it's not like I'm sick.
Servant: King Cragnoor, sire,I'm sorry to inform you
we've run outof Maraschino cherries.
[ Gulps ]
[ Sighs ]
♪♪
How's it coming, sweetheart?
I'm trying to figure outsomething that'll sway the jury,
but it's not going great.
You wouldn't happen to havea secret twin
we could blame this all on,do you?
[ Sighs ] I do, but not onethat I'm close with.
I'm sorry I got usinto this, Dad.
I was an idiot for thinkingI could change things.
Oh, it's okay, sweetie.
You know I'll be proud of youuntil my dying breath,
which is tomorrow.
♪♪
[ Knock on door ]
Hi.What do you want?
Look, I'm so sorryI let you down earlier.
Al, it was...very stupid of me.
And I want to try and help.
So it isn't much, but I-Iraided the royal library.
Thought there might be somethingin here that can help your case.
What, this is...This is amazing.
Thank you.Chauncley, seriously.
Oh, no, it's the least I can do.
Anyway, I'll, uh,leave you to it.
Wait.
Would you want to stay and helpme read through some of these?
I-I'd love to.
♪♪
[ Blows ]
♪♪
[ Yawns ]
[ Chiseling ]
♪♪
Chauncley.Chauncley, look.
♪♪
[ Gavel bangs ]Vexler: In closing,
this trial has beenthe most disturbing experience
of my entire life.
It's true, kids.Monsters are real.
So I beg of you, findEddie Murphy Shitshoveler
guilty on all counts
and give my client,Gobbler the goat,
the justiceshe so rightly deserves.
I rest my case.
[ Cheers and applause ]
Defense, your closing statement.
♪♪
Truth... justice...
These are all conceptsI almost stopped believing in.
But then I realized, sometimesjustice needs a new truth.
And with that in mind,
my father pleads guiltyto all crimes!
[ Spectators mumbling ]
[ Gavel bangs ]Judge: Order!
Oh, finally decidedto give up, huh?
Per this change of plea,the court finds the defendant...
Just one more thing, Your Honor.
We all agree the goathas the full legal right
to eat my father.
But here's the rub.
How can a manlegally be fed to a goat
when that goat is also...his wife?
[ All mumbling ]
Explain yourself, counselor.
Chapter 14, article 221"Lower Murkford Law"
states that,"No wife may eat her husband,"
but there's no law that saysa man can't marry a goat.
I see.
And has this marriagebeen authorized
by a royal representative?
It has. By me.[ All gasp ]
Seeing as Gobbleris royal property,
when Mr. Shitshoveler askedfor her hand in marriage,
I eagerly gave my blessing.
I don't know what she seesin this melted Popsicle,
but, hey, I'm not gonnatalk her out of it.
[ All "Aw" ]
Objection!This is insane.
A-A-A mancan't marry a goat!
Okay, that sounds like someclassic anti-goat bias to me.
Goats. Goats.
Judge: Order!
[ Gavel bangs ]
After reviewing the exhibits
and determining thatEddie and Gobbler
clearly love each othervery much,
Mr. and Mrs. Shitshoveler...
you are free to go.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughs ]Great job, sweetie.
I'm proud of you.Thanks, Dad.
Alright, get your purse, dear.We're going home.
[ Goat bleats ]
[ Cheers and applausecontinues ]
Al: For real,thank you.
I-I couldn't have done itwithout you.
You're welcome.Al, I was wondering,
would you ever want to hang...?
Hello, Father.
I've just been informedthat you aided a peasant
in humiliating the Crownin court.
Yes, and I can see how thatmight be a trigger for you,
but I'm still your son.
What do you say we just movepast this and continue to heal?
I say that this is the reasonI cursed God
the moment you were born.
When I saw your soft, weak mass
expelled fromyour mother's womb,
I knew my kingdom was doomed!
[ Sighs ]You suck.
Chauncley, I'm sorry. It's fine.I'm used to it.
Yes?
[ Bell tolls ]
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Chauncley: [ Sighs ]
[ Rocks clatter ]
Oh!Al: Ooh!
Oh, hi!
I brought your books back.
I didn't want to gothrough the front
'cause your dad wasstrangling someone in the foyer.
Oh, yikes.That's two in a day.
Well, at leasthe'll sleep well tonight.
You didn't have to comeall this way, by the way.That's very kind of you.
I'm sorry you got in troublefor helping me.
It was worth it.
Have you eaten dinner?
Um...
You know, I-I haven't.
Great.
Sir, thank you so much forhaving me. This is wonderful.
Oh, it's our pleasure.
Sorry the vegetablesare a little bit eaten.
Oh! No,I-I hadn't even noticed.
We should say grace.
After all, we've had itpretty good lately.
Dad, things have beengoing horribly.
The goat ate your garden,and then you were almost killed.
Oh, honey, don't be dramatic.
Hands.
Dear Lord, thank youfor the privilege
of eating this great mealwith family and new friends.
Amen.Amen.Amen.
Hey, babe, can yougrab me a water?
That's okay.Don't worry about it.
[ Goat bleats ]Happy wife, happy life.
[ Laughter ]
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